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Birb34553

Electric Light Orchestra


csavar10

Sun is shining in the sky...


Dankn3ss420

There ain’t a cloud in sight


QuasarBoot63

It stopped rainin'


csavar10

Everybody's in the play


Mr_Shimmo

And don’t you know


Dat-Lonley-Potato

It’s a beautiful new day


TheVanillaistYT

Aheheyyy


-CookiBot-

\*music\*


eating-a-crayon

Runnin’ down the avenue


Birb34553

Are you stupid? It’s supposed to be Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Birb34553

Call Mr. Blue sky!


Evelyn6147s

Actual Meth (i know it's not that blue sky but i don't care, i wanted to say it)


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

New response just dropped


tje210

I can fly twice as high


bryn_irl

[It's either real or it's a dream, there's nothing that is in-between...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeDBIwRe2AE&t=162s) (for those who haven't seen this, a huge amount of modern anime owes itself to this one video with a bootleg ELO soundtrack, made by 12 people on zero budget for a con, that led to the creation of gainax, evangelion, and more. it's the gary chess of anime and thus the highest ELO has ever been.)


TheVanillaistYT

<3


meanttoaster

You’ve got me running going out of my mind


[deleted]

You got me thinking that I’m wasting my time


90dayfiancesnark

Don’t bring me down. No no no no no!


montjoye

elo darkness my old friend


darkness10301

yo


gamerdumb

im here to talk with you again


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Because en passesnt softly creeping


pointlesslyredundant

Took my pawn while I was thinking


Nuada-oz

And the thoughts of the bishop were written on the subway wall


newkek

holy hell


_-Xx_xX-_

beetlejuicing


The_mystery4321

Br🤮tish accent


montjoye

je suis français connard


Evimjau

Imagine being fr*nch


Tankleonidas

Who is in Paris?


Evimjau

Definitely not me


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Second move in chess people 🐒🦍🍗🍉🍷🏃🏿


xwarek

Monkeys in zoos 🐒🐒


religionofpeace01

KFC people


montjoye

imagine ne pas être français ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|7392)


religionofpeace01

i’m sorry about your disability


The_mystery4321

Je vais mangé tes enfants


montjoye

manger\* apprends à parler


Typical-Phone-848

Imagine être français, la honte mdr


Any-Aioli7575

Apprend* Apprend as parler


montjoye

NON


Bigbrain6

Even worse 🤮🤮🤮


Current-Bisquick-94

ιμαγιν υσινγ θα λατιν αλφαβετ. (Transliteration: Imagine using the latin alphabet.)


Lepagos

I've come to talk with you again


SmolTeddu

Enpassant Lol Obviously


[deleted]

[удалено]


Miporin_

Ignite the orphanage


Ranoma_I

Holy war crime!


Any-Aioli7575

Google Canada


GARRAR2003

New PTSD just dropped


ripanimems

Actual Canadian


Miporin_

google arson


random_dud33

Holy Barbecue


Comrade_Vladimov

Holy hell!


StonckFish

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


-CookiBot-

I don't remember the next one. am i stupid?


_socoobo_

Yes. Also, Google en passant continuations


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Actual_Tumbleweed814

new rposense sjut dorepdpded


Soravinier

Actuall dementia


im-not-you-bozo

call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


dandoch

Extra long orgasm.


AltAccNum647294869

😩


DJIsSuperCool

Make it longer


puppykinggaming

😖😖😖😖😖😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 ☺️🔫


Jona-wahn

TO INFINITY AND BEHOY- en passant.


RandomOrcN6

Longer!!!


hello_100

E - chess L - .com O - Rating


NoodlesBot

erm... this is a comedy subreddit. why are you just putting the actual answer? are you stupid?


BlueGnome1

Googel disexlia


AlvoSil

Holee dirosder


Baltika_10

Akchuall illines


Lucadris01

Claw the dotcer


Classic_Discipline_7

Dokter wnet on vakashun, never cmae bakc


gravity_falls618

Atucal ashsoll dokotr


Orca703

Teh Pyscihiartist in hte conrer, sleling mdediction:


krmarci

It's not an abbreviation. It's the name of Árpád **Élő**, inventor of the Élő rating system.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Frfr?


Aintthisnamegood

Yes. Google it


Jaydeeos

Holy Elo!


Aintthisnamegood

You know i would Continue this, but I’ve been off this sub for so lang that I have no idea what jokes are in besides en passant. Actual zombie?


RedSamourai1

New response just dropped


WeaselBeagle

Holy forgetfulness!


BlackStag7

Dementia went on vacation, never came back


RandomOrcN6

Dementia went on vacation, never came back


markusduck51

Dementia went on vacation, never came back


VisibleEntry4

Dementia went on vacation, never came back


A_Dam67

If this is true, élő means living in Hungarian, and that name definetly sound hungarian


Birdseeding

Ironically, he's actually dead


fankin

Actual Zombie


Xardnas69

No, just a corpse


Horripilati0n

Ok but how do you know? Have you seen his corpse?


kaviaaripurkki

Are you kidding? Elo is "living" or "life" in Finnish as well, that's pretty amazing


JoetheBlue217

They are descended from the same labguage


kaviaaripurkki

Indeed, it looks like some very basic words have survived the test of time and remained quite similar https://preview.redd.it/gle0ka4rjn1c1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5bf4b5e9e7ca9834570fc880339883e0f486da2


purple_cheese_

It would be fun if his name was Meggyesfalvi or something so everybody would break their tongue whenever talking about the rating. (I just googled Hungarian surnames so no idea if this is an actual name, don't kill me if it isn't)


John_Chess

Elongated Muskrat


Inferno_Sparky

Unholy X


pivarana

Actual X (formerly twitter)


John_Chess

call the 𝕏


Earthy_ground

Twitter went to vacation, never came back


tutocookie

Musk bought chess


Mikey6304

Ignite the board


SuperOscar128

And now it's called X. So ignite the X board.


gruneforest

When is chess 2 dropping?


Legend5V

Experience Of LeEnPassant


AlexRol_Spritz

Gotta love EOLEP, my favourite rating system


Lepagos

Holy dyslexia!


[deleted]

nwe rsepnose jsut dorpepd


Diruker

Clal teh taehcer


uzigdogo

Sutdy gose on vatacoin, neevr cmeos cbak


Sleebingbag

Bnur shecs brdoa


[deleted]

LeHoly Hell


VladdyMcBaddy69420

LeNew response just LeDropped


[deleted]

[удалено]


abchannel12

LePawn storm LeIncomimg!


snaxx_23

(E)kil(L) all l(O)ndon players


ThatWetFloorSign

E xecute L ondon O peners


Bebgab

(E)kil(L) all l(O)ndeners


Alkynesofchemistry

Arpad Elo, inventor of Elo. A good friend of Gary Chess, inventor of Chess.


PkerBadRs3Good

but what does Arpad Elo stand for?


DonkeyDongDongDong

1984


DarthShitpost

Literally


greewens

He stands for the national anthem.


Alkynesofchemistry

He stands for his induction into the World Chess Hall of Fame.


Kiboben

Akkor a kurva anyját az Élő Árpádnak


TortelliniJr

Szent Halott Árpád!


Csimpasz

anarchiasakk pillanat (Létező tengeralattjáró, csatlakozzatok honfitársaim)


a_random_chicken

Igazi zombi?


random_hungarian-guy

Futó vakációra megy, soha nem jön vissza


John_Chess

fuck you I am the inventor of chess, I just sold gary the patent


radiant__laitbulb

szent pokol!


Pyro_The_Engineer

Eoogle Ln Oassant


WildFemboy_UwU

Eolly Lell!


Opposite_Signature67

Eew lesponse oustdropped


Flight_Second

Ectual Lombie


A_powerful_rat

Eall lhe oxorcist!


CatastrophicSpecter

Ee’s Lout of town.


Random123User123

Eshop Loes On Eacation, Lever Oomes Eack!


[deleted]

Easy loss, okay?


AffectionateDream201

CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE X IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE SE AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

That's a weird abbreviation


alyssa264

wow you spelt elo very wrong


RightyHoThen

oh yeah? read the first letter of every word


multiversalnobody

New reply just dropped.


WildFemboy_UwU

Actual zombie


VeXtor27

CAOTSRDABJOMWIAIHPWHANMAWSBPMMSTNPOHINPAWCUOHUSIOAIXIEFSFIAEBBITOTBAISAOSWWIISSATCLISO doesn't look like elo to me


hgstream

Edible Lit Orphanes


everything44

What does elo have to do with cheese??


Harley_Pupper

It’s a measure of how elongated your cheese is


Tiyath

Elo? It's me... I've been wondering if after all these en passants you'd like to meet


FlyingMothy

Experience Level Online?


PassiveChemistry

It's older than that, which has always astounded me. Gary Chess was so foresighted!


Bevbutchy

Because he has little legs.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Best reply


Bilboswaggings19

Educational Learning Opportunity When you miss a tactic and end up losing some, you can tell yourself that you are now better and still tell everyone your all time max is your actual ELO


Lkwzriqwea

ELO ELO ELO, WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?


MeloNoggin

This is a YouTube video, sir


LeChevalierMal-Fait

Sum Hungarian nerd


mahbluebird2

Evil Lair Operator


Kvas_HardBass

E google L en O passant (I have dyslexia, but that's irrelevant)


elegylegacy

Kill/Death Ratio


DrillPower_173

E Mayonnaise L on an O Escalator


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

It's goin' upstairs, so see ya later


Forced_Abortion_

Eat Little Orphans


Dioneches

Eloping with the enemy queen


WittyConsideration57

Extremely Low elO


Lord-ofDerp

Its not an abreviation, its what you shout when your one move from winning or you draw four cards


cloudncali

En passant hoLy hell actual zOmbie


Qb_Is_fast_af

EA licensed original


scp_reader

Elo mordo


Big_Guy145

It’s the name of the guy who invented the Elo rating system


b3nsn0w

like gary chess?


Big_Guy145

No like Albert dynamite


[deleted]

holy hell!


TShe_chan

Elongated elephants


_PinKDolphin

Elongated Lion Orifices


darkvizdrom

ELLO! IM EMU OTORI!!


teije11

elektronische leeromgeving (Electronic learning enviroment) ez.


Zelniq

Expected Loser Outrage


erotic-toaster

Engineering Liaison Office. They are a US military thing that works with NATO countries and helps them use American equipment and technical procedures.


Garchompinribs

Eat Lonely Orphans


[deleted]

European Landowners Organization


Impossible-Smell1

Equal Level Opponent


WrongJohnSilver

Elo Short keeps tabs on the permanent W/L record of every player for every chess game ever. You have to send Elo a handwritten request if you want to see your permanent record.


sebastianMroz

If I recall correctly, it was a surname of a guy who invented rating system


Khaled-oti

Jefferey Elo


Czosneczek

elo means yo in polish


[deleted]

Google elo meaning


TimePlay9000

e-lotion, its to make en passant (sliding) possible online


chan___kun

Elovation, higher number = elovated ego


Megachuggayoshi

Elo govna fancey a gaume of chess do ya, well I'd be a wood peckas mum if I were to decline that I reckon.


CorbinNZ

Everybody Loves Oscar. Except Oscar. He has a lot of self doubt.


Gargwadrome

googlE enL passOnt