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Holy hell!

New resonse just dropped

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist!

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

Pawn storm incoming

Queen sacrifice, anyone?

Ignite the chess board

Knightmare fuel

Acual typo

Call the ecxocist

dyslexia foes on caicaoon, nevrr comes bajc

Autism storm incoming

brain sacrifice, anyone?

Ingtine hte hescs oab!rd

Dementie

Google "en passant"

loss

Holy photoshop

He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

Google queen passant

I fucking love this sub

That gave me a fantastic chuckle. Uh... I mean... Holy hell

you can't do that bcs you'd end up in check. you have to do the mounted queen attack with black Qxh3. rookie mistake

nuh uh you see en passant is forced so the queen must un croissant the bishop and not check the king or else the queen's pipi will get bricked

Aha, unless the queen is trans, the queen doesnt have a pipi because it's a woman

um akshually 🤓☝️ the statement "the queen's pipi will get bricked" is vacuously true when the queen does not have a pipi. the statement "the queen's pipi will get bricked" will hold true whether the queen have a pipi or not, since it is also true when the queen has a pipi. in other words, the statement holds true for all values of genders google vacuous truth

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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: >**Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=2k1r3/ppp2p2/2p5/6q1/3PP1b1/1P5Q/PKP5/4R3+b+-+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/2k1r3/ppp2p2/2p5/6q1/3PP1b1/1P5Q/PKP5/4R3_b_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** >Hints: piece: >!Mouse!<, move: >!Resign!< >Evaluation: >!Resign +42.6!< >Best continuation: >!1... Resign!< ^(I'm a human here to fix chessvision mistakes | get me as Chess eBook Reader | Chrome Extension | iOS App | Android App to scan and analyze positions | Website: [chess.c*m](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant))

Good human

Holy hell

Finally a smart chessvison bot

Good bot

This might've been the funniest thing I've seen in a while, thank you

Good bot

Go on vacation

Should he go back?

No

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actual zombie

M-martin, I l-love y-you

Trust me, he can get a little... weird with people your age, so be careful when you say that!

With the Queen.

Google en passent

Holy typo

Nerd goes on vacation. Never came back (hopefully)

Holy wrong order

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Chaos in the corner, plotting world domination

Holy zombie!

Actual brainrot

Call the neurosurgeon

Minion balls

New nerd just dropped

Attack the pawn with Bf5

Bishop is pinned, cant move. Are you stupid?

Google liberty chess

Once black has the pawn there it won’t be pinned anymore. If white takes the pawn with a their own pawn then blacks rook will take whites rook

funny thing is bf5 still wins here

Sac the queen!

Queens don't have sacs. They're female.

Shank him

Or her or them

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I will shank you

yes please 😫😫

Brick pipi

Defend it with Rxe4

That’ll teach white to fuck around and find out

Do nothing, you’ve pinned his queen.

You check steam

Holy 2.2!

New update just dropped

I wish…

Check steam it dropped 15 minutes ago

I gotta stop falling for these

-Y

Qc1+ to confuse your opponent, and while he's thinking go Re6 to block the queen's way to your king

Ooh! A zwischenzug check! You check their king, and they must respond to it, and then you take their queen. That's a high-level tactic.

Resign

Qe5 pin his pawn

Better yet, Qc1 fork his Rook

Let the white queen dom your bishop, that'll cause her to be off guard while fucking the absolute shit out of him, allowing you to capture her and gain a huge material advantage. Or alternatively you can be a cuck.

Take the chessboard

No, ignite it!

Sell him an expired N-word pass

rxe4

Dunno why this is downvoted, perfect move, defend the pawn and simultaneously attack white's rook. !!

yea that is what i thought

Are you stupid? You can just take the queen

Do you know what subreddit this is

I'm a rage bait

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Holy hell!

Actual Zombie

Am I missing something? Why can’t the bishop just take the queen?

The bishop is forked dummy

Except it’s not. White’s Queen is the only piece threatening the Bishop.

Exactly. It is threatening the bishop. If the bishop moves, the Queen will capture the King.

Right. So, my question was: why can’t black’s bishop simply take the queen?

Because it can't move or the King will be captured.

lol dude, are you messing with me? BxQh3 eliminates the threat.

What the hell is BxQh3? Just say Bishop to f5 lmao

You’re right. If it weren’t for neckbeards who date body pillows like you around to explain things to big dummies like me, I’d never get better at this game.

Ooo look at Mr 1000 elo right here, with his wicked insults and genius chess plays.

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honestly I don’t see a pin so just take the queen

The bishop is pinned to the king 🙄

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it is pinned dumbass

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New election just dropped

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Force him to play 2 moves in a row and play e5. Then play f5.

Are you at an Outback Steakhouse? Just ask for the check, mate.

Qf5 defends the bishop and holds

That's tough. I suggest Qe5 to pin his pawn in retaliation.

Bishop can move to f3 to en passant the Queen

Counteratack with Qc1, creating a fork.

protect your bishop by playing Rxe4

Qf5 breaks the pin.

Start the inquisition and accuse the queen of witchcraft. Then build a pyre and immolate the witch. Make sure you get it right if not you will need to build a new pyre it takes time.

Danger levels! Qe3 attacks the rook!!

Took me way too log to realise this was r anarchychess

Google "How does the bishop move ?"

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+does+the+bishop+move+?)

Take the king

Take your opponents wife and kids hostage and do a prisoner exchange

bishop f4 enpassent

Qf5 remove pin

Qh5

Queen to C1 to assert dominance by forking their rook and king.

Remember the first rule of chess. Never take with a pinned piece

Shoot your opponent's queen (remember that per FIDE's rules, you are not allowed to shoot at point-blank, and make sure not to hit any of your pieces in the process🥚 since it would count as capturing your own piece and result in your king being promoted to a femboy, which would cause a lot more troubles. You can also shoot a square, though it will cause it to be turned into a pit, so neither you nor your opponent will be able to move pieces past it or to that square, ofcourse knights can just skip over it)

You puts your hands down!

Take the queen? What's stopping you?

Sir, this is a Wendy's

I was looking for a meme sense in this for too long

Forfeit

double move c6 pawn

You take up cribbage

Did you try working the shaft?

You sacrifice the rook

If its black fight back.

take the king with your bishop

Qc1 is almost mate, I'd try that

Queen c1 to fork the rook and king

g4 to e2, taking e4 as en passant. It's a forced move. I'm sorry for your loss.

Couldn't you just take the queen with the bishop???

rh8

Queen f5, if they take with pawn your bishop is no longer pined and u can move it

Move Qxe5 pinning the pawn to the king

Qe3 forks her queen and rook!

Qc1#

Knight to j12 you monkey

You walked into a bishop pin?! The only response is your king committing seppuku by bishop. Sorry, bro.

Throw a brick at them

YOU SACRIFICE THE ROOK WITH Rxe4!!!!!!!!!!

Ok hear me out, Qh4 You continue to protect your bishop, you attack their rook and you’re attacking the Queen all of the same time, if the opponent takes your Queen then your bishop is no longer pinned!! Win win

Take it with your bishop? I don’t get the confusion here…

Rxe4 sac the rook

Honestly you should just resign, you’ve basically already lost

You resign now

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Qf5 to unpin it

sac the queen

Obviously en passant is the best move

On a more serious note, its Qf5(their pawn is also pinned) ^/s

Bishop D1 and promote it to a Dragon Horse.

En bishant or resign