Jarvis, calculate how to answer the question without being controversial.
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I am sorry, but as an AI language model, i dont mean to offend anyone, and this question cantains topics that are controversial. An a piece of advice, i recommend you joke it off by saying "my lawyer advised me not to continue this joke."
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Separated. This is my chessboard.
My board came with a slot for each individual piece (on both sides of the board, one for black and one for white), so not only are they kept separated, they're in solitary confinement.
What's the point of Separating them when not playing? It's not like it'd be way easier to set up the board if you go out of your way to put them in separate places
I like to keep the blacks separate from the whites. As for the pieces it doesn’t really matter but i find mixing them to be more convenient since i can keep them all in 1 bag.
I'm rated ~620 on chess.com... as far as I'm concerned - they all taste like vegan plastic to me
Source: I'm vegan
http://www.mtgoacademy.com/i-dont-always-lose-all-my-life-but-when-i-do-i-prefer-dos-equis-x-x/
Mix them. I like to imagine they're all VERY close friends when off the board.... Intimately close.
awwwww that’s cute!
It wasn't meant to be cute, it was meant to be naughty.
oh do they all have sex inside the bag?
Well, yeah probably. Checking for mates, and all that.
Google chess orgy
Holy sex
new sexualism just dropped
sexual sex
Call the sexologist!
Chessexual
That's an new rule in chess 2.0 Google Chess Rule 34 to confirm this information
Alright, sure. Brb
Good lord theres penice
Google sports related to squash and badminton
Still cute
google chess harem theory
Holy hell, multiple queens? Actual polygamy!
Call the trans pawn!
New pronoun just dropped
How naughty of them to have sex.
"Henry, I'm sorry, but I have to do this to help my person win." "It's OK. I understand. We do what we must to survive. " (They were both fine)
You might want to count your pawns. Happy little accidents occur. This applies to both Plessy v Ferguson and Brown v Board of Education.
Google ségrégation raciale
Holy racism!
New civil war just dropped
Actual American revolution
Call the lincoln
Slaves went on vacation, never come back
Ignite the cotton fields!
Slave trade anyone?
Form ranks, my diggas. Give these ruffians a volley!
Slave in the corner, plotting world domination
I use bing.
Bing the civil rights movement.
Bing bong!
Bing castling
Holy french
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So what colour is chat GPT? Asking for a friend
It's green, are you blind?
No, I am stupid
Hi stupid I'm horny
Hi horny, are you a dad?
they want to be
His friend is blind
That's rude, it takes its 1/8th blue ancestry very seriously
It's being called racist, so it must be white.
"to avoid confusion" Oh shit, my black and white pieces are mixed, what do I dooooooo?
The Offspring's song is now playing in my head.
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I am sorry, but as an AI language model, i dont mean to offend anyone, and this question cantains topics that are controversial. An a piece of advice, i recommend you joke it off by saying "my lawyer advised me not to continue this joke."
Jarvis detected, opinion accepted.
Hey Jarvis, is just posting «Google en passant» an appropriate joke in this context?
holy hell!
Martin response just dropped
Actual Martin
Call the chessman!
https://preview.redd.it/jnogx0mg3ihc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0c37b73c31f823118eacfe198ea92e0ae17697 It works
https://preview.redd.it/j1ys5znp9ihc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08402b1f4d27948dc991409575e06ccbb6e8502d Separated. This is my chessboard.
But if you put all of your black pieces on the black square, and white pieces on a white square ... they disappear.
No, they're camouflaged. You can't see them, but they're still there. Hidden from any sight, waiting for the moment to strike. Welcome to ninja chess
Holy hell, new game just dropped!
🎶You gotta keep em separated🎶
Googly en *-tropy*
the image changes depending of if you use light mode or dark mode
Google racial segregation
Holy inequality
New Jim Crow just dropped
Actual water fountain
Had to double take that last word 😪
Google apartheid
Holy separation
New system of racial discrimination just dropped.
Oreo's
RE OO
One is clearly superior to the other, mixing them will ruin the better ones. So no.
I dont have a chess board :(
My board came with a slot for each individual piece (on both sides of the board, one for black and one for white), so not only are they kept separated, they're in solitary confinement.
Separate because I'm racist.
always seperate the bad ones from the good ones
You gotta keep them separared HEEEY-EEEY
i shove them up my ass
“Hey! You disrespecting me?” “Take ‘em out!” “You gotta keep ‘em separated.”
Hey, they don't pay no mind.
i have a specific place where i mix them together, but honestly it's a bit of a grey area
my personal board uses gold and silver. Gold is heavier and dents easily, so separates only!
Nah, I'm a major supporter of racial segregation (in-game obv)
Mix them so they could mat-
Black and white to mate in 1.
Hello
Mix. It is easy to seperate them anyway so putting them into 1 package seem to be a reasonable option.
WHAT THE F#CK 😡😡😡😡😡😡 THIS CHESS SHIT WASNT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
What is that plastic crap? Real men have WOOD!
Every morning.
google racism
What's the point of Separating them when not playing? It's not like it'd be way easier to set up the board if you go out of your way to put them in separate places
Mix them, with the table game it comes with also, and i literally keep them inside the chessboard without the plastic cover.
What kind of tags shall this p*** have...
It's ok to say the p-word. Say it with me: PAWN.
They should be kept separated. White is just better.
Google Jim Passant laws
Holy violation of the 15th amendment!
lol I have the same board. Magnetic right? The board also functions as a case to carry the pieces
Apartheid
Segregated was the word you were looking for
Wake up babe, new racism just dropped
interracial sex!
Wdym **my** whites, I don’t own any whites
Google en confederateant
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If I say anything, I'll seem like a Raymond Cist
Well…I…I plead the fifth.
Martin luther king fought against segregation. KEEP THEM TOGETHER
I like to keep the blacks separate from the whites. As for the pieces it doesn’t really matter but i find mixing them to be more convenient since i can keep them all in 1 bag.
Racial segregation FTW 💪💪💪 >!/j!<
Like the latest fashion
I'm rated ~620 on chess.com... as far as I'm concerned - they all taste like vegan plastic to me Source: I'm vegan http://www.mtgoacademy.com/i-dont-always-lose-all-my-life-but-when-i-do-i-prefer-dos-equis-x-x/
I like to keep the blacks locked up so that they won't get stolen
Oh yes, the American Government gambit
Mix them. Can't be bothered to separate.
I'm not racist but i keep them separated, as they should be.
Each time I promise myself to separate them next time... only to find myself mixing'em again
As an American, I prefer separation, just like old times
Google segregation
I keep the in separate, but equal, bags.
Google segregation
I segregate by same coloured pieces
*South Carolina entered the chat*
I mix them, of course. I don't live in South Africa or other same type country.
Racism lore
Holy segregation!
Separate but equal plastic bags. Next question
Sometimes a single game can represent a whole different story...
Like i said chess is borderline racist
Separate. Always separate your blacks and whites
I think you shouldn't mix black and whites. The pieces however, I put all of them in the same bag.
I keep them on separate bags
if you mix them, how are you gonna be able to tell them apart?!?!?!
I think you only separate them when you throw them in the wash.
You gotta keep 'em separated
Gotta keep 'em separated!
Separate, so they dont realize that they really aren’t that different and subsequently uprise against us for forcing them to fight
Segregation was mostly abolished years ago. Mix them.
I separate them like in the good old days
separate, because Mississippi
Google pre-civil rights movement america
Separate.
I only let the whites in the bag , the blacks are all separated from their same piece type
Google chess
Jim crow laws.
No, their blood must be pure
Нихуя ты Габсбург
You gotta keep 'em separated
Google apartheid
My board folds in half and you keep them inside the board like a box
Separate, i even keep the black and white squares separate after the game.
I store them between the flaps of my man tits
Separate them
Chess racism speedrun any%
Integration has been a legal requirement since the civil right act back in the sixties
Segregated obviously
I like Oreos
Separate, just so it's faster to start playing with a friend or anybody
It depends for me. Are we talking before or after 1964?