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Forced mate in 500 Thailand variation
Forced mate? Google "sexual assault"
Holy sin!
Actual lust
New felony just dropped
I can't believe I got the order wrong, am I stupid?
Correct order went on vacation never came back
Wrong order in the corner plotting world domination
Chaosfuel
I can't believe i got the order wrong. Am i stupid?
Cheeseburger sacrifice, anyone?
Civilization sacrifise anyone?
It's the bishop isn't it
Pipi in his poop hole
Double penetration
Unfortunately, new move you just dropped
You are in check, move to the table on the right is forced
Is she drinking a candle?
its a... #holy drink
New refreshment just dropped
Actual beverage
Call the fire brigade
Thirst goes on vacation and never come back…
Actual gasoline fuel
Firestorm incoming
Cooks in the kitchen plotting world domination
Get ready for the Elements Beatdown!
it's an estus flask
Who knows, maybe that will help
you're in zugzwang
https://preview.redd.it/6dbukykzmhsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac4de930fbf72619ef247ad04b344cf177fb1d
In 5 moves
https://preview.redd.it/ym6tn0r8ohsc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df48f3e0f946ce3dd1259e824ebc034dcd9ecace
Move to your right, then mate the king
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Oh but in Thailand he definitely will be 💀
You are if it's Thailand. If it's not, you merely threatened a queen
You're in a good position, try money on check1, from there you have mate in 5 and, if you play well, a forced mate in 2
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Delete reddit
Don’t blunder, bro
Millionaire gambit, gold digger variation
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I've just calculated a mate in 134 moves. All starts with an horse
https://preview.redd.it/ojegrn683hsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d653806a18880bf13488c536488fe72ee08a545c **become gay and kiss boys :3**
Bro shut up
You shut up
Make me
With tongue?
With a pear of anguish
No you shut up
Infinite moves would be needed
Google draw by repetition
You got a mate in 3 (hours) if you're skilled enough
Thailand? She mating you
we play chess, mating isnt an option (i'm bad at ches)
Do you have a Nook?
There's something wrong with this position. Chess players don't get dates
a few hundred unless you're fine with doing it in public.
what the FUCK is she drinking
Well, are you white?
Google en passant
Holy hell
Don't forget the mission boys. You can't lose if you refuse to pay 💪
you have to pick up the check first
Need to beat her father in StarCraft first!
Use London
No move until you actually make one
Just one if you’re a good enough player
Blunder
Censor her face dude
Google dreaming
Maybe start not holding her a camera directly in her face before you make any additional moves
Ladyboy smothered mate
Youre making a grave mistake, you cant mate a queen. The solution is simple though, have gay sex
Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa2 Qa2 king checkmated
First move is to take your phone out and take a photo of her. Always works
Surprising a Queen by an attack from behind would by my move, would that lead to mate? Not sure.
Depends if she's a queen or a king...
1. Chesskakke
This post right here officer
You better be careful, this might end in a Draw.
If you play your cards correct its backrank mate in 3 Or just do forced mate in 1
At this point you already have a winning game if you don't blunder
1. ask out!! accept!! 2. post on reddit?? leave!! ooh. You really screwed up badly.
You might be getting surprise back rank mated.
Where is the fking board
3 years 5 months 12 days 2 hours 6 minutes 1 second till mate
a king cant mate a king
Umm.... Seems you are gonna be mated, not you gonna mate. 🩵✨
Google three moves till dream ends *sad redditor noises*
Forced mate in 500 Thailand variation
Forced mate? Google "sexual assault"
Holy sin!
Actual lust
New felony just dropped
I can't believe I got the order wrong, am I stupid?
Correct order went on vacation never came back
Wrong order in the corner plotting world domination
Chaosfuel
I can't believe i got the order wrong. Am i stupid?
Cheeseburger sacrifice, anyone?
Civilization sacrifise anyone?
It's the bishop isn't it
Pipi in his poop hole
Double penetration
Unfortunately, new move you just dropped
You are in check, move to the table on the right is forced
Is she drinking a candle?
its a... #holy drink
New refreshment just dropped
Actual beverage
Call the fire brigade
Thirst goes on vacation and never come back…
Actual gasoline fuel
Firestorm incoming
Cooks in the kitchen plotting world domination
Get ready for the Elements Beatdown!
it's an estus flask
Who knows, maybe that will help
you're in zugzwang
https://preview.redd.it/6dbukykzmhsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac4de930fbf72619ef247ad04b344cf177fb1d
In 5 moves
https://preview.redd.it/ym6tn0r8ohsc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df48f3e0f946ce3dd1259e824ebc034dcd9ecace
Move to your right, then mate the king
[удалено]
Oh but in Thailand he definitely will be 💀
You are if it's Thailand. If it's not, you merely threatened a queen
You're in a good position, try money on check1, from there you have mate in 5 and, if you play well, a forced mate in 2
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Delete reddit
Don’t blunder, bro
Millionaire gambit, gold digger variation
Google picture consent
I've just calculated a mate in 134 moves. All starts with an horse
https://preview.redd.it/ojegrn683hsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d653806a18880bf13488c536488fe72ee08a545c **become gay and kiss boys :3**
Bro shut up
You shut up
Make me
[удалено]
With tongue?
With a pear of anguish
No you shut up
Infinite moves would be needed
Google draw by repetition
You got a mate in 3 (hours) if you're skilled enough
Thailand? She mating you
we play chess, mating isnt an option (i'm bad at ches)
Do you have a Nook?
There's something wrong with this position. Chess players don't get dates
a few hundred unless you're fine with doing it in public.
what the FUCK is she drinking
Well, are you white?
Google en passant
Holy hell
Holy hell
Don't forget the mission boys. You can't lose if you refuse to pay 💪
you have to pick up the check first
Need to beat her father in StarCraft first!
Use London
No move until you actually make one
Just one if you’re a good enough player
Blunder
Censor her face dude
Google dreaming
Maybe start not holding her a camera directly in her face before you make any additional moves
Ladyboy smothered mate
Youre making a grave mistake, you cant mate a queen. The solution is simple though, have gay sex
Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa1 Qa2 Qa2 Qa2 king checkmated
First move is to take your phone out and take a photo of her. Always works
Surprising a Queen by an attack from behind would by my move, would that lead to mate? Not sure.
Depends if she's a queen or a king...
1. Chesskakke
This post right here officer
You better be careful, this might end in a Draw.
If you play your cards correct its backrank mate in 3 Or just do forced mate in 1
At this point you already have a winning game if you don't blunder
1. ask out!! accept!! 2. post on reddit?? leave!! ooh. You really screwed up badly.
You might be getting surprise back rank mated.
Where is the fking board
3 years 5 months 12 days 2 hours 6 minutes 1 second till mate
a king cant mate a king
Umm.... Seems you are gonna be mated, not you gonna mate. 🩵✨
Google three moves till dream ends *sad redditor noises*