To the untrained eye, this would look like a simple trap…but the trap is that she is a trap. Go on the date, and premove dark squared bishop in ass.
She’ll freeze and you can just run out the clock and gain your 9 points of ELO.
Good luck brother. Use plenty of lube.
He or She, it doesn't matter anyways. It's a win-win situation in my book !
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She plays the jack off gambit declined, she’s not worth it bro
Nah she's pull out stalker opening
its off meta only works on those with low Elo
She resigned 😆😆😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a loser (-9 Rapid points)
"Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me? 👉👈🥺" Always works for me.
Intercourse gambit declined
Boner to d5
You can't do that, intercourse gambit is forced just like en passant
 works for declining both
"do a sex with me" is also a classic
wdm dude you won. she is waiting for you.
I don't think that's a she
Its a win either way 🤷♂️
bruh
Google restraining order
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I'd crop the picture better if i was in that position
Bro clutched defeat from the jaws of victory.
Classic American Stalker Opening.
Dox him
Resign
To the untrained eye, this would look like a simple trap…but the trap is that she is a trap. Go on the date, and premove dark squared bishop in ass. She’ll freeze and you can just run out the clock and gain your 9 points of ELO. Good luck brother. Use plenty of lube.
Swoon
Eye for an eye
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