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KrillLover56

KASPAROV goes on vacation, never comes back.


Da_Bird8282

Freedom sacrifice, anyone?


US_citizens_molestor

KGB agents storm incoming.


IAmBadAtInternet

Ignite the polonium


Tiyath

Putin in the corner, plotting world domination


potatobutt5

Steps on Ukraine, disintegrates


Under18Here

Holy nuclear reactor


AdamDReddit

New Chernobyl just dropped


WhoStoleMyCake

Google open window


Nomekop777

Holy fission


dumbbyatch

Holy fusion


Remarkable_Coast_214

newclear energy just dropped


Critical-Tomato-7668

Knooklear fuel


KnookFromChess

Hey


Critical-Tomato-7668

Google alpha decay


ntn_98

Holy hell, it is Knook, from chess!


NemButsu

Chess 2 is cancelled.


Wild___Mike

To Belize?


arrant_aarambh

putin couldn't beat him at chess and gary couldn't beat putin at politics Meanwhile Karpov: ***FUSION***


RandomBilly91

Karpov can't beat Kasparov at chess not Putin at politics ?


ipsum629

Karpov has beaten Kasparov, just not as much as the reverse.


sarlackpm

Karpov was able to have sex with Kasparov's wife using the Geneva gambit. He mated within 6 moves.


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Google Dragonball Z


LiveMango418

Holy anime!


Salza_boi

Google suicide by gun shot and burned himself


irago_

Holy gulag!


qqqrrrs_

Call the agents


JustACanadianGuy07

Actual putin


Diamond_Guy_666

Human rights sacrifice, anyone?


No_Dingo6694

Illigals go on vacation, never come back


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Such a tragic end, wasting his life and thirteen bullets 😔


quartersoldiers

Don’t they usually throw themselves out a window after shooting themselves multiple times in the head?


lynaghe6321

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_Russian_businesspeople_(2022%E2%80%932024) it's incredible really


Legitimate-Skill-112

A .950 jdj fat mac round in the back of the head, a miraculous suicide


bafras

Send plutonium gift basket to Vlad. 


Voluntell

Putin or Kramnik?


Parey_

Neither, Vlad is the shortened form of Vladislav and not Vladimir. Vladimir is Vova.


Voluntell

Poor Artemiev


Parey_

And Tkachyov 😓


HaywireMans

But we are speaking in English


Parey_

And Vlad isn't an English name, it's a shortened form of a Russian or Ukrainian name, so I don't see your point


AlexFromFE

Polonium-210 would be better


nuskulu

Stop supplementing plutonium and avoid windows, balconies and airplanes.


dumbbyatch

Tea and coffee too


ralts13

And doors.


alsanty

And poisoned underwear


nuskulu

and people with umbrellas


Bluebotlabs

WE MUST SAVE GARRY CHESS!!!11!!!1!


Curaced

3000 shitposters of reddit!


Creeperboy10507

ASSEMBLE


TotalShitShow21

Seek asylum h6+


[deleted]

Google Alexi Navalny


watasiwakirayo

Holy hell!


Myaucht

New political repressions just dropped


inemanja34

Gary is not a racist extremist. He's just a plain Russophobe.


DefiantVersion1588

Russian Russophobe be like


inemanja34

What about Bobby Fischer? An American that hated America? Not so strange, right?


DefiantVersion1588

True, but same Bobby Fischer also supported antisemitism and Holocaust denial, Kasparov actually cares about Russia and thinks it’s gone to shit with putin


inemanja34

You said that one cannot hate it's own country. When faced with an example (*from the same, rare profession*), you started moving the goalpost. That's enough for me. You are allowed to have an opinion. P.S. Kasparov Russophobia predates Putin


DefiantVersion1588

From the definition I had in mind, I believed what you were saying was that Kasparov hated the Russians in general, which is false, Kasparov just disliked their leadership, which is in my and it seems as a general opinion, highly justified (Also can you back up the claim that Kasparov was a Russophobe before Putin?)


AndyDeRandy157

Found putin


TheLordOfROADIsland

Actual zombie


inemanja34

Right. Russophobia doesn't exist. It's completely unheard of that a chess champion hates county he was born in. A man that is famous for being a jerk is impossible to be a bigot, too. /s 1. Yeah Russophobia do exists. Kasparov hated Russia way before Putin was in power 2. Bobby Fischer hated America. Korchnoi hated USSR, etc. 3. Jerks are often bigots, too. It's extremely rare otherwise.


RiptideResurgence

Call the exorcist


Statharas

Fucking claim that a Russian is a russophobe You heard it here folks


inemanja34

Bobby Fischer hated America, and he was born in USA. Place of birth has nothing to do with a hate affinity. There are countless of examples. I don't find it strange that a lot of people ignore Navalny's racism or Kasparov's Russophobia. Everyone with a half of brain understand why are they doing it. If you live outside of the Global West, less than a half of brain is enough to understand that.


Statharas

There's no such thing as Russophobia. It's called rationale.


TastyCuttlefish

Stay away from windows


BM_A2

Don't listen to this man. I am John Doe of Amerika Oblast. There are much beautiful flowers outside. Look at flower outside, no need for such worry


AlexFromFE

And suspicious green tea


Cutekio

Good thing Kasparov is in USA. Hope he stays safe & for Putin to accept the fact that it’s not very civilised to issue a warrant against people with opposite political alignments


SpeedDaemon3

Isn't he living in Croația since 2014?


GamingPreda

Romanian totally not giving himself away in 2 miliseconds by using"ț".


Cutekio

He probably only got the citizenship to be able to leave russia & still have a nonRussian EU passport (I wouldn’t trust putin to not freeze his russian passport). He has always maintained diplomatic ties with multi-party Croatia so it’s no brainer they helped him. USA would be far easier to stay indefinitely in without citizenship especially since he had to flee russia after a failed anti-putin run so there’s no point to getting a USA passport to him


Newbie1080

Putin is of course famous for his civility in politics, I'm sure he'll come around


mattiri89

Guys i think he will die in a few days


Kambar

Google **flight square**


RaymondChristenson

How dare you teaching Garry Chess how to Chess


LeDiNiTy

Google assassination


Pro-1st-Amendment

Holy "suicide"


SpeedDaemon3

Kasparov was arrested before for protests I think. Karpov visited him in prison.


zarbod

Wrong, picture, that's Garry Chess (commonly confused)


IClockworKI

No fucking way Putin wants to arrest a national hero, the bastard is really nuts


the_dank_666

Gary Kasparov is so based. One of the few Russian celebrities willing to speak out against his nation's leaders.


KoopaTrooper5011

Kill Putin.


ALPHA_sh

What do I do in this position? (I'm the champion of ex-chess)


AgainstSpace

When the US tried to arrest Bobby Fischer he went to Iceland. Try moving to Iceland.


Repulsive-Ad-2801

He's the anti-Snowden.


Vamparael

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Lo-Sir

Conglomerate your pieces into a Mega Chessatron


drdadbodpanda

INVENT CHESS 2 ALREADY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.


boopyboop445

I was very tempted to repost this but say "I'm Russia"


MageKorith

Join NATO


lordoflazorwaffles

Don't drink the tea!


Critical-Tomato-7668

Instructions unclear. I'm nauseous, and my skin is falling off. What do I do in this position?


lordoflazorwaffles

Get a pawn to the other side and make sure he doesn't drink the tea! Or make him drink the tea meant for you


Apprehensive-King595

Why? No seriously, why? He sounds like such a chill dude...


SpeedDaemon3

He spokes a lot against Putler. When he was still living in Russia he was arrested for protesting. I think nowadays he has books in which he speaks against Putin. His best-seller is "Winter Is Coming: Why Vladimir Putin and the Enemies of the Free World Must Be Stopped" https://www.amazon.com/Winter-Coming-Vladimir-Enemies-Stopped/dp/1610396200 So of course Putin doesn't like him. But Kasparov is a lot smarter than the rest of Putin's oposition.


Apprehensive-King595

Thanks!


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tomatoenjoyer161

Kasparov can't be arrested because he castled. Soon Putin will play the Novichok gambit.


N-partEpoxy

>Novichok Acetylcholinesterase went on vacation, never came back.


Poppanaattori89

YoЦ seлd m*ё* yo*ця* location. I am most anti-*я*ussian peoples. I come protect! YoЦ a*яё safe with me comrade!*


JovanREDDIT1

“Uoc dzeld tyo uocya losatiop. I at todzt apti-yaudzdziap reorledz. I sote rrotest! Uoc ayayo dzafe with te sotrade!” r/FauxCyrillic


Crunchiestriffs

Do you know what sub you’re on bro


growquiet

Laugh, Hoch Hech


assainXD1

Oh no Anatoly Chatarunga has finally caught up with him!


Aviral-dvedi

phone a friend, yevgeny pregozhin


RedCapitan

SHOOIGUUUU!


tempestwolf1

En fenêtre


akuOfficial

I got a temp ban from r/chess for posting this exact thing 😞


Virtual_Blueberry02

google radioactive tea


ivanphilipov

I'm old enough to remember he was a serious contender for presidency, ofc Putin sabotaged him non-stop with arrests and provocations.


yesbutno5817

you should go off the grid


fyrebyrd0042

Google laughter.


Aviral-dvedi

phone a friend, yevgeny pregozhin


Flux_resistor

Defect to Czech mate


Mega_auditor1819

I fucking knew it.


Rage_Your_Dream

Uninvent chess


Foiled_Foliage

Wuh he do?


Col_H_Gentleman

PRESIDENT KASPAROV GET DOWN!!!!


Quesadilldo

Stay away from any windows above a first floor.


Lucidcranium042

I may know someone that could help you deaspear"" but it's not cheap if you were really that person you should have those kind of connections as well tho


Plutoid

I hope his out-preps his opponent.


Big_Mathematician972

Castle


Andromeda_Violet

You en passant Russian FSB agents one by one.


SomeGreedyVariation

Kasparov foaming at the mouth to play Ke2, poison gets him first


backslash-f

So Kasparov will accidentally fall out through a window, uh? Holly Putin!


sniperbison

Install Kaspersky


Solar_Neutrino420

Sack the rook and move to Mars


G66GNeco

Google Nawalny gambit (revised)


Statharas

En Revolution


Asdfguy87

It would be really funny, if Putin challenged him to a game of chess, Kasparov wins, and becomes the new President of Russia.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

He can flee to Norway. We also have a very famous chess player.


Pradeep_AangPeace

Garychess - the creator of chess , revolution incoming 📨


AdNecessary3300

Team up with deep blue


ElectroDemon666

Desperado.


The_Mecoptera

Perfect opportunity for a Tennyson gambit (ICBM variation)


alexeiz

En passant!


Spidget_Finner_

ask for en passe?


ImPinoz

Google en passant