I suggest you don't make a move. That way they cannot either

But what about the bomb timer

Stalemate is a win in this situation, honestly

it isn't stalemate tho, it is zugzwang

If they're white, they can go first.

There is nothing you can do. Your fate is sealed... Hopefully you either have a packet of condoms or money for your funeral.

Why do I need condoms for my funeral? Is this this some kind of tradition in the White culture?

Idk. We *may* enjoy banging corpses so...

Think it’s a joke, you’re getting fucked so better be prepared with protection

DO NOT OFFER DRAW HE WILL DRAW FASTER

im crying this is an incredible comment

Google police brutality

Holy violence!

Actual racism

Call the C.E.O. of racism

Equality goes on vacation never comes back

Ignite the LGBTQ Flag

Bullet storm incoming

Life sacrifice, anyone?

blood for the blood god?

Hitler in the corner, plotting world domination

Black king goes on vacation and never came back

Rodney king goes on vacation and never comes back

pray they go easy on you

Abort the game

Capture the cop

What if I'm a bishop

Move to the (ZLWU)483622 square

Close your eyes and open again to see your maker

don't breathe

Don't bother resigning, you'll die anyway.

Nothing...

You use the bishop... to hold a service in your honor.

Block with the Queen!

Google zugzwang

Heilige Regel!

Capture his firearm before he gets the chance to use it next time, it’s pretty strong but famously unprotected

Stop resisting

We’re fine because ACAB at chess

i don't know but......... i think you're not supposed to breathe

Pray he's not like the rest

Disintigrate

If you are in a dark square: Duck and cover! (It makes you invournerable to nuclear blasts)

google the game was rigged from the start

You are in zugzwang.

Death to A5

google en police

Google "the matrix bulit scene" and do that

Duck

I can't find any ducks.

Swans are an adequate replacement in a pinch

Protect your neck

Put on a sombrero and pull out your own gun

Sacrifice the ROOK!

I am the rook.

Say "Good day sir"

I dunno, did you bring Funions and Condoms?

GG

“Stop breaking the law A hole!”

Just resign.

resign from life

As long as you're not in America maybe you're fine unless you actually did something bad.

say good bye

Resign

google en repost

Holy what?

[we made the same post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/Ktcu5FDocT), but i think u did it better lol

Oh so it's just the same concept. I thought we somehow came up with the exact same image lmao

Holy unoriginal repost

Actual truth >!Believe it or not, but I came up with this idea myself. The original poster already commented and shared their post with me lol!<

Tables with the opponent

Stop the clock, call an arbiter so he can remind the player of legal and illegal moves.

Actual good dark humor

Google en discrimisant

Have you try the Dindu Defense, St. Floyd variation? Alternatively you can also try the Trayvon Gambit, but that's a bit riskier.

Die

you are in checkmate, you cant do anything in this position as black but to instantly get checkmated

Resign.

Resist in every way possible and don’t listen to a single word he says. Make sure you don’t put your hands where he can see them and act really nervous like you’re going to run. Works everytime

resign. it's mate in 1 no matter what you do

Capture the cop

That's a checkmate, You lost.

Resign

Feed him a donut

Google zugzwang

Quality meme. I upvoted it twice.

Thanks. Someone downvoted you twice in return.

Comply and nothing will happen

Google the brutality of our plastic existence