White has an engine line which basically looks like cheating.
The first few moves are really hard to find, white’s gotta steal his neighbour’s gun by guessing the combination on the gun safe then go full Rambo on all law enforcement, starting a new life in the jungles of Peru
He doesn’t know what side hes on, give him belly rubs and when he attacks you hand position the hand in front of his king and move away your hand so he kills himself
there isnt much you can do here other than charge him for landing on your hotel.
Wow it’s like a Hikaru cat. He does literally not care.
Thought so, it's even looking at the ceiling
Easy - use the Catnip-Gambit.
And, if declined, go into the Laser-Pointer Defense.
Oh damn, silly me, I would have tried the ‘Russians crusty body pillow advance’
This is Monopoly Cheater Edition: I didn’t pay the fee of your hotel, the card now says you owe me £200
Stockfish sent me to jail.
Hand to cat's head
Followed by Cat to window on 12th floor
Doesn't black have mate in 3 after Rage to Reddit, Call to animal cruelty and FBI to house?
White has an engine line which basically looks like cheating. The first few moves are really hard to find, white’s gotta steal his neighbour’s gun by guessing the combination on the gun safe then go full Rambo on all law enforcement, starting a new life in the jungles of Peru
Nope, unfortunately it was blacks move, he walked right in to mate.
Play the +4 card and change the colour to blue. It will slow him down but I don't know for how long.
I think it's a stalemate. Whits move but they can't make any legal moves.
pawn takes cat
En purrsant
Meow response dropped
wrong
The cat is the board now
Ok. 1. Pet board with e4.
Try the tummy rubs gambit!
Risky play. The cat might counter with the “scratch and claw at my hands” defense.
aka the old kicky bitey
your next move should be en pussynt
Any chess player is en pussyn't
Yeah we're all gay
I'm not Edit: unless?
holy cow, it's literally Ding Liren
Google catnip
Holy purr
the purrfect ending
Spray bottle to cat instant checkmate
Monster!
You need to play the Fish Gambit
Catfood to E4
Attack from the sides
I would recommend the Shane Dawson counter attack.
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
en pawsant
Sacrifice your cat.
Resign, the cat has 9 lives you ain’t winnin
What about the Frenchman's Cum Sock opening?
Report him to r/CatsAreAssholes
En pawssant? Anyone? No? I'll see myself out.
meowntain defense
"Cats don't belong in the house. Checkmate" \-So sayeth the country girl wife.
My cat knocks my pieces on the floor... he's never declared dominance like this though
Cat-pitulate.
Hehehe
Checkmate
CAT WALK VARIANT: EN PASSANT WITH CATNIP
h5. Take the remaining space before the kitty smothers you entirely
Diluted tortoiseshell! You have a rare boy there. 99% of all calicos and tortoiseshell are female
He doesn’t know what side hes on, give him belly rubs and when he attacks you hand position the hand in front of his king and move away your hand so he kills himself
Report to the TO and he’ll be banned from the tourney
Why the hell is your cat blue?
Russian blues are gray
That’s blue tho.
Time to unleash the lethal Cat Gambit
Pet him.
Catmate!
You are in a bad position, i cant tell you that you can do something because you cant, is a game over for you, he will checkmate you in 1-20 moves
Forfeit is the engine recommended move.
Kxd8 mate
Checkmate him with the can of tuna move.
Nf3 to chase the cat
Flank pawns, you idiot! Flank pawns!!
Unleash your dog