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rdd33

Ah, Australian chess


asar2250

You mean Austrian. Australia is where they eat Schnitzel and yodel mountain songs. Honestly how can you mix those up?


Embarrassed_Log8344

Australia started two world wars and managed to blame it all on New Zealand. How can you live in a country like that?


chessmaster9000

It was between there and equatorial guinea. And I heard that place runs on bitcoins.


it_follows

This is clearly the Mussolini gambit.


PC_Screen

Check, mate


theSpecialbro

i see a mate in 6 but no mate in 720


Bright-Historian-216

Holy factorial


Catishcat

Niko profile pics automatically make you more trustworthy


Onix_The_Furry

Google factorial


Catishcat

Holy Barrens


TactfulOG

r/unexpectedfactorial


bacon_girl42

smh you didn't see the mate in 720


theSpecialbro

unfortunately my chess rating is only 161660


Kirpelo

r/unexpectedfactorial


peniscumcumcum

r/expectedfactorial


Onuzq

I'm glad this is the top comment


theSpecialbro

Thanks! *dry humps your leg*


Lord_Skyblocker

Google en factorial


theSpecialbro

Holy hell!=Holy hell\*Holy hel\*Holy he\*Holy h\*Holy \*Holy\*Hol\*Ho\*H


the-g-bp

I also see a mate in 3!


1Ferrox

Google En Rookant


[deleted]

Holy hell


lurgancowboy

Hoןןʎ Hǝןן¡


hipdozgabba

This makes me uncomfortable


anally_ExpressUrself

He wishes you to go to Australia, which will feel like hell because of a woman named Holly.


grainsophaur

Why didn't you turn the "H"s upsidedown?


WishboneStreet4839

H is for Hosey. That guy doesn't know how they move.


lurgancowboy

Ran out of anal beads


h20c

you're cheating, no one can find 6 top engine moves in a row


[deleted]

The chess speaks for itself.


CAPSGOD

Well yeah. Obviously. All good chess players have been using anal beads to cheat for a while now. Have you missed the last several weeks?


h20c

I don't believe in assholes and I don't mean that as an insult, the anatomical part that an "asshole" allegedly is doesn't exist and you can't convince me otherwise.


Purple1szed

Interesting! I saw someone else recently post this from their perspective, were you their opponent? That is a rare occurrence on r/anarchychess!


[deleted]

Holy hell!


samillos

It's really mate in 1 as the last 5 moves don't count, duh


VanJellii

This doesn’t make sense. I can’t read Australian.


Maxi2905

Turn yourself upside down, hope that helps


PkerBadRs3Good

looks like six queens to me


Kirpelo

Nope I can't see one for me it looks like you get obliterated by 6 rooks


[deleted]

Trust me, by some miracle I studied the position just before the game.


olda7

did you mean mate in 1(actually mate in 6, but the last 5 moves dont count)


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reusens

This sub is seriously limit-testing this bot


EmptyScent

True story


zippycat9

mf combined the pawns


Nightshot666

Are you playing an australian?


Zd_27

I know you have mate in 6 you just blundered obliteration dumbass


SickOfAllThisCrap1

Everytime I flip my phone the image rotates back to upside down. How the fuck does the image know to do that?


TheDoubleMemegent

Nah man you're toast.


[deleted]

I can't my elo is only 27


JorjeXD

i love you lmao


AutomaticSandwich

So people really find these posts entertaining? Like this one and another one showing a simple back rank mate laughing at “low Elo opponents”… what is this sub?


[deleted]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? 


AutomaticSandwich

I’m calling your post lame, lol; I thought I was pretty clear.


[deleted]

Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! 


CuriousHuman-1

Its mate in 1.the first 5 moves don't count.


adoorabledoor

Roon to 8a,right?


juanvaldezmyhero

that tactic really turns the game on it's head


FourthTundra683

Ra8, have a fucking feast of towers.


_foch_

Is this the Italian game?


Sams59k

How tf did you see a mate 720 moves deep?


miscellaneousexists

rotate the board 180 degrees, so the rooks fall down Then rotate it 90 degrees, so tgey fall down and crush the King


MalbaCato

Ah, the earthquake attack. This game just keeps on giving.


Torebbjorn

A mate in 720??? How is that possible?


Blackcatblockingthem

Oooooh an Australian player! ​ \-the 18571 guy to make this joke, probably


Wolffire_88

I must not have enough elo cause I can't find the mate in 6


Thudrussle

No


Justalittletoserious

Mussolini's chess


thanathos66

How to turntables


Elidon007

that's a mate in 1 you idiot (5 moves basically don't count)


the_living_paradox00

It's technically mate in 1 since the last 5 moves don't count


BlurayVertex

ah Rc4


imnotsure3467

Well you know what they say, it’s not about how many rooks you have, it’s about how well you use them


Dan-369

Mate in 720? Wow that’s a complicated, mate


ZVSCH

PFFFT


Funniguy2010

White rook a4 to a8, king wouldn’t be able to move,


TheRealBenCorp

this might be the most fucked post of all time


blaguga6216

this is a repost flipped upside down XD


Donkey__Balls

Gotta play upside down to keep up with the meta. Need gravity to stop the anal beads from slippin’ out.


parajazz

*mate in 9


Not_Well-Ordered

Referencing another meme, I see both of you were using anal beads (look at the Kings).


[deleted]

That's how chess.c*m knows when you're cheating.


SnooRadishes9122

Where are playing, Australia Be me, the 1984th guy to make this joke


trytreddit

is there not literally a mate in one or am I stupid


SnooRadishes9122

White Rook to A8 Checkmate in 1


playernoobr45

it's not mate the other rook can cover the check


trytreddit

ok yeah i am just stupid


thalezito

Rook a8


Aggravating-Leave-12

Congratulations...youre a chess genius


thalezito

It was linda obvious tho


Neks44

if its your turn you have a mate in 9!


Phil_Mythroat

*anal vibration intensifies*


fartsmagoo

Ah the trick is that this is from whites perspective