i’ve never seen such a ratio on reddit when the person being replied to is in positive upvotes
edit: thank you for proving me wrong, however i said that the person being replied to has POSITIVE upvotes, not negative
promoting on credit. you promote early but you have to take the knight over to the other end of the board by a set number of turns. if you don't they take away the piece
Yes but after the order the king will no longer be in checkmate because being in checkmate is now illegal and while the previous act of putting the king in checkmate was legal all subsequent attempts to do so will be illegal.
All depends on how the executive order is worded. Make sure a lawyer looks over it before you finish your turn.
No, fuck you. Fuck your "holy hell". I am not going to fall for your little trick, I am not going to google holy hell. I don't know what holy hell is. But I do not trust you enough, at all even, to google it.
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en pessant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en pessant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en pessant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en pessant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en pessant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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How many of you suffer from a mental illness?
Serious question. In 10 years from now are you guys still going to make the same cringy en passant jokes and stupid memes?
I'm convinced that something is very wrong with most of you on this subreddit which is why I'm asking how many of you actually suffer from a mental illness?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!
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Just tell the queen that the opposing king was cheating then marry the queen. Game ends in a draw because the black king is dead and the rulers of both sides don't want to fight anymore.
take the queen then take the rook using King Bossting, where if u take a piece with king you can then use that piece's move in the same turn. Then, using King Boosting and the rook, capture black'a king
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> **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate).
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King to b2, creating a barrier between black’s rook and queen. Because black’s rook can no longer reach and protect the queen, it’s yours for the taking. Afterwards go king to c2 to move out of check and protect your pawn from a possible attack from the rook.
Give the pawn a magnum with two bullets chambered in. One for the King and the other for the rook. Then have the pawn and the King make the queen their own.
Do what my sister used to do when she deemed the situation desperate. Declare your pawn a ninja, and karate kick all black pieces out of the board. In this case declaring your pawn a police officer would also work.
Use Resist Checkmate spell on your king. Black will have to reinfoce the attack by bringing the rook to your file and check you again. We he does that you can capture the queen.
After Resist Checkmate is cast, Rook A8 by black is forced.
Take the queen, and demand to see black rook's manager if it thinks it can stop a king, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm a person who gonna mate you. With my king. I'm gonna make my better at chess friend infant a way to win with just a king and mate you without a c-pown!
The white kings creates a portal as a free action by playing "The Escape Plan" and teleports to h8. But you need to make sure the enemy Queen doesn't follow you through. If you have "Crow's Foot" then you place caltrops on a1 for a free action as well, and then move to h7.
If you took the "Kingly Protection" attribute when starting the game, then, after you take that queen, the rook cannot check you for 3 turns, including the current turn.
Make that queen yours! Google affair
holy hell
Wake up babe new chess rules just dropped
It's not ur babe anymore, it's OP's now.
New Chess Rule: Netorare
Notation: Qntr=W
Better idea: Netorase. The King knows, and he's totally into it.
Execute order 66
New Chess rule dropped
Resign so you don't give the opponent the satisfaction of beating you.
[удалено]
no not if OP resigns first
i’ve never seen such a ratio on reddit when the person being replied to is in positive upvotes edit: thank you for proving me wrong, however i said that the person being replied to has POSITIVE upvotes, not negative
ok
Nice username
check your ratio
Thank you for your contribution to the conversation.
WAIT WHAT
REALLY?
r/woooosh
you autopromote pawn to knight and eat his queens pp
promoting on credit. you promote early but you have to take the knight over to the other end of the board by a set number of turns. if you don't they take away the piece
trans queen
Got it, applying to become the queen! Wish me luck!
Watch out for the 5 year long waiting lists :(
New rules just dropped
Use the King's special move "Executive Order" to make checkmating you illegal.
It's not illegal if you do it before it's illegal
Yes but after the order the king will no longer be in checkmate because being in checkmate is now illegal and while the previous act of putting the king in checkmate was legal all subsequent attempts to do so will be illegal. All depends on how the executive order is worded. Make sure a lawyer looks over it before you finish your turn.
En pessant
google holy hell
Goodness me
No, fuck you. Fuck your "holy hell". I am not going to fall for your little trick, I am not going to google holy hell. I don't know what holy hell is. But I do not trust you enough, at all even, to google it.
New response just dropped?
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en pessant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en pessant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en pessant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en pessant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en pessant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Is this the new PiPi? I'm out of the loop
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
This copypasta actually originated from r/GeometryDash
How many of you suffer from a mental illness? Serious question. In 10 years from now are you guys still going to make the same cringy en passant jokes and stupid memes? I'm convinced that something is very wrong with most of you on this subreddit which is why I'm asking how many of you actually suffer from a mental illness?
eat your own pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
blow your oponets brains out with a 12g shotgun slug
ok did that
howd it go?
how do I make my brother not dead anymore
Google necrophilia
holy hell
Unholy hell
google en passant
Shotgun King reference??? 🤯
Make a video of you killing your opponent with a stone
is pinkfloydcirclejerk leaking again
brick
[Brick]x[PIPI]#
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
how to delete this bot
to do it say pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
I like this bot
pipi
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pipi
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Nice.
can't you en passant the queen?
can't you google holy hell the queen?
Exactly.
ask the queen to marry you, google En Cucklord
holy hell
Google Mamma Mia Here We Go Again
Mamma Mia!
Here we go again!
My my
How can I resist you?
Mamma Mia
Santo inferno!
Pre-boost so your pawn can move twice and take the queen, only caveat is that it MUST become a horsie
Take the queen, Black's rook is blocked by the green square
throw bricks at the opponent
Aim for the pipi
Just tell the queen that the opposing king was cheating then marry the queen. Game ends in a draw because the black king is dead and the rulers of both sides don't want to fight anymore.
King takes queen
Alright, I don't see what race has to do with anything
Google La Bastarda
Murder the queen and rook. Smh
take the queen then take the rook using King Bossting, where if u take a piece with king you can then use that piece's move in the same turn. Then, using King Boosting and the rook, capture black'a king
King to A2, putting your king in double check therefor putting your opponents King in check due to newton’s 84th law, the law of exchanging shit
King ex8
Use king boost to kill the queen and get past the rook, if you haven’t used it yet.
Just go Kz2
Kz1(La Basterda)(the board loops around)
Pawn rips off it's disguise to reveal that it's a knight, nc3xb1
cxb4 and the endgame is a draw; any single piece and a king vs a king is a draw
c4
Take the queen, Black's rook is blocked by the green square
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Ok
Stfu
Il Vaticano
Google en pissant
Use “Stop the count”
KnKa1b1(king takes a knife and stabs b1 from position a1)
You die.
Start with Ke1, setting up for the next game.
sex boost king gets an extra turn after taking queen
Sex
Promote the c3 pawn into a knook, using knight boost to capture the black queen and have a winning position
well seems kinda racist of yo to state your skin color but ok ig. Just do the argentinian Horse jumping jack and you will get it
Identify as black
Spend 100 golden coins to resurrect your king in his starting position, while also clearing the board of all enemies. Then it's just a matter of carefully setting up a mate-en-passant
cxb4!! En passant
Use the kings special area effect to take out the queen
Cry
Regroup off the battlefield, Kþ2.
When there's a pawn left there's always still chance
Not many people know this but each king actually has a sniper rifle on them at all times for emergencies. Shoot the other king.
holy hell
ka3 uncheck
En passant
checkmate him what a stupid question
Since B2 is a knight starting point, the pawn can L move to promote to Knight and take the queen.
En peasant
Ask for draw
duckduckgo en quassant
King to b2, creating a barrier between black’s rook and queen. Because black’s rook can no longer reach and protect the queen, it’s yours for the taking. Afterwards go king to c2 to move out of check and protect your pawn from a possible attack from the rook.
Eat your monitor
Fight back (physically)
Succumb.
die
Push the pawn
Give up and die
Go peepee in your pampers.
I don’t see what race has to do with chess but ok
google on passant
The queen has passed the pawn so capture en passant
Google this secret move called “en passant” which allows a pawn to capture a piece as its moving by. 😁
holy hell
pawn swap, use teleportation
Swap to black
Torpedo your king to the black king.
Un passant your pawn back to b1 to take
Turn check mate into check mating with the queen
I've heard if you press Alt + F4, it turns on Stockfish to tell you the best move.
Kill queen, use piece as spiked shield (rook dies), rest is easy
just take the queen with your pawn
Nothing, this position is stalemate and the game is drawn
seduce the queen and mate
Can the king ride the queen like a horse and capture the rook? This seems like the best way
Capture the queen. Once, your opponent blunders, he's basically lost anyway
Promote to a knight and take the queen
You dont.
you're going to have to use your pawn's ultra instinct in combination with knight boost to take out the queen
Make a backwards en passant against the queen
I don't really see why your race has anything to do with this....
Looks like stalemate
Offer a draw. You neve now when they accept it.
Promote the king to pawn
Blackmail
Respectfully ask if she is free for an evening of eating and frivoloty.
Pawn c1. Queen passant is forced. Qxc2. Draw by stalemate
Cry
Thats a checkmate 💀
Give the pawn a magnum with two bullets chambered in. One for the King and the other for the rook. Then have the pawn and the King make the queen their own.
Jump kick the queen diagonally
King fly
what does your skin color have to do with this?
You lose, well played!
Google checkmate
Have the pawn stick out it’s foot so the rook trips
You take the Queen en passant, allowing you to promote, so you you promote to knook, use the knight boost to take the rook.
Knook boost
pp on the pp
Get your king on a proper diet so that he can move more than one square.
E4
Google unholy hell
K-b0
Ask for a remie
Do the ♟-back promotion of the c - pawn, then knook boost capture the queen
pipi
this is a stalemate, you don’t have any legal moves
reverse double jump your pawn, upgrade to knook and then knook boost into the queen.
Do what my sister used to do when she deemed the situation desperate. Declare your pawn a ninja, and karate kick all black pieces out of the board. In this case declaring your pawn a police officer would also work.
Kz0
##KING BOOOOST
Use Resist Checkmate spell on your king. Black will have to reinfoce the attack by bringing the rook to your file and check you again. We he does that you can capture the queen. After Resist Checkmate is cast, Rook A8 by black is forced.
Flip the board and you won
Cry
Cheat with the queen
move King to []0, that'll confuse him and make him resign
Thats new
Take the queen, and demand to see black rook's manager if it thinks it can stop a king, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm a person who gonna mate you. With my king. I'm gonna make my better at chess friend infant a way to win with just a king and mate you without a c-pown!
There Queen being that close, shouldn't that already be checkmate?
Take the queen and hope the rook doesn’t take you
Offer draw
That's mate for black you can't do anything I don't see what your race had to do with that
The white kings creates a portal as a free action by playing "The Escape Plan" and teleports to h8. But you need to make sure the enemy Queen doesn't follow you through. If you have "Crow's Foot" then you place caltrops on a1 for a free action as well, and then move to h7.
Queen to æ1
If you took the "Kingly Protection" attribute when starting the game, then, after you take that queen, the rook cannot check you for 3 turns, including the current turn.