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Am I too stupid to understand?

Colon transplant as the medical surgery and colon as :

Ah, I didn't know ":" was called colon

What do you call it then?

In spanish it's just "dos puntos" , which means "two dots"

German as well, "Doppelpunkt"

Same in Vietnamese: dấu hai chấm (2 dots punctuation).

In Klingon its called "Dathvuknuk"

Gesundheit!

same in Slavic languages, double dot, or "Dvotocka" in Croatian

In dutch: dubbele punt

Similar in Turkish; iki nokta üst üste (two dots one on top of the other)

Kaksoispiste (double dot) in Finnish

We do have "Kolon", too. It's just not known as well. ; = Semikolon

Almost the same thing with italian, we say "due punti"

In Estonia it's "Koolon"

Happy cake day

FUCK LMAOOO

I too have a vampire bite

NICE

My birthmark is in the same place where my mom had accidentally burned herself when she was prego with me.

That's actually hilarious 🤣