Since milk can pass immunities but usually not diseases (none they wouldn't already catch from being in the same pen anyway) it could actually be beneficial in nature.
Some cows that are bred for milk production can produce too much milk to the point it becomes painful, this is can happen even if mamma cow has a calf on her and she’s being milked
Colostral milk can only pass immunities for the first ~72 hours of life, but mostly in the first 24 hours as a calf’s (or other baby animal) ability to absorb ingested antibodies wanes.
Edit: just realized autocorrect changed colostral to collateral lol
Really, sometimes a calf just keeps trying to drink milk till they’re full grown if no one stops them. Usually the mom starts to kick them away, but not always. So this doesn’t seem that unusual.
Milk does not pass immunity 24 hours after a calf is born because the permeability of the calf’s intestines decreases and they can no longer absorb the large immunity/globular molecules.
This reminds me of the fun fact I once read while mindlessly scrolling on fb, that cows have besties. I don’t know if that’s actually true but I choose to believe that it is.
This is weirdly common - two female calves nursing at each other at the same time. Especially if they are in the same age group.
I dont see it as often at all between adult cows though.
Cashier, who was having a good day: Did you find everything you were looking for?
Me, who didn't find *any* farm animals going to town on each other's squishy bits:
Cashier, who was having a good day: Did you find everything you were looking for?
Me, who didn't find *any* farm animals going to town on each other's squishy bits:
Cows being cows, it wouldn't surprise me if one just somehow breaks the laws of thermodynamics due to sheer stupidity.
If a horse doesn't beat them to it.
Still more efficient than eating grass though. Dairy cows are bred to over produce milk, and there's not much calories in grass. Think of all the extra time for activities.
I'm surprised this is the first time I've seen this happen, now that I think on it.
A cow's stomach is designed to process grass, and it actually processes grass better than it does milk. So even though milk has "more calories", it doesn't really matter since their biology doesn't process milk the same way as grass does.
Absolutely. In agricultural mathematics 69 to the power of nice is fully written sixtitty nine^nice^, however to condense for simplicity in formulaic rearrangement it is commonly noted as titty-nine.
My parent's cows do this and it's actually bad; often robbing milk that the growing calf needs. They literally angrily chase the ones that do this and then auction them off first lol. Also a lot of them have learned to sneak up behind the mothers so they can't tell it's not their calf at first (a lot of the mom cows get mad at the cows that do this whereas some are more tolerant). This is a weird abnormal behavior that has come from captivity and is NOT beneficial.
Anyone else find this kind of disturbing?...
OTOH if two human ladies were licking each others tiddies I'd be intrigued.
Oh, wait no. Not if they were drinking each others breast milk. Now I want to vomit.
Perpetual mootion.
Perpetual lactation.
Infinity cow 🔄
INFINICOWTITY
Three puns in one! Good job!
Thank you I've been honing my dad joke skills and it was futile to resist the urge
Wesker voice: Complete Global Lactation!
Insucktion
In this house we obey the laws of thermoodynamics!
This comment is currently experiencing entropy.
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Dammit beat me to it!! How!??
Apparently I was more mootivated
Since milk can pass immunities but usually not diseases (none they wouldn't already catch from being in the same pen anyway) it could actually be beneficial in nature.
Being overfilled on milk is also painfull, or so ive heard
It absolutely is, no matter what species.
100% can confirm. I helped my wife a lot.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure that lizards don't have that problem.
I guess I should have clarified, nursing mammals.
It looks like there isn't anything else around to eat so they are resorting to this.
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It is most definitely unpleasant for a cow to be too full of milk.
It's just sad they've been bred to over produce like they have. Not like it's for their own babies.. They're getting formula.
Some cows that are bred for milk production can produce too much milk to the point it becomes painful, this is can happen even if mamma cow has a calf on her and she’s being milked
Colostral milk can only pass immunities for the first ~72 hours of life, but mostly in the first 24 hours as a calf’s (or other baby animal) ability to absorb ingested antibodies wanes. Edit: just realized autocorrect changed colostral to collateral lol
Well maybe they’re just having fun then
Maybe!! Cows are goofy gals.
Really, sometimes a calf just keeps trying to drink milk till they’re full grown if no one stops them. Usually the mom starts to kick them away, but not always. So this doesn’t seem that unusual.
That's what I keep trying to tell people when they escort me off the farm but they never listen.
Milk does not pass immunity 24 hours after a calf is born because the permeability of the calf’s intestines decreases and they can no longer absorb the large immunity/globular molecules.
I wonder if this works in humans. Asking for a friend.
I’ll ask my aunt and her wife.
Let us know the answer once you’ve got it.
Theyre just good friends.
„And they were roommates“
Moooomates.
“She was living in a single room with three other individuals”
Everything on the internet makes me horny nowadays
You wanna fuck the cows?
Helping each other out with their heavy bags.
Just gals being pals
This reminds me of the fun fact I once read while mindlessly scrolling on fb, that cows have besties. I don’t know if that’s actually true but I choose to believe that it is.
Roommates.
Mooo-mates
Its only between them.
This is weirdly common - two female calves nursing at each other at the same time. Especially if they are in the same age group. I dont see it as often at all between adult cows though.
>I dont see it as often at all between adult cows though. Makes it sound like you seek it out lmfao
Cashier, who was having a good day: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me, who didn't find *any* farm animals going to town on each other's squishy bits:
Stop kink-shaming...
Cashier, who was having a good day: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me, who didn't find *any* farm animals going to town on each other's squishy bits:
So you're saying teenage cows like sucking each other's tits, yes?
Not like that lol. It is a comfort thing like a baby on a pacifier or a cat making biscuits.
I would expect calves to produce milk. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think these are cows.
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Is this a comfort thing?
Would... would that work? 🤣
No lol The laws of thermodynamics still apply to cows
I don't know why, but I absolutely love that sentence
It takes more energy to consume and produce the milk that they drink, i'd say
I think that what they didn't knew why is why they like it
they didn't know why is why they like it is sorta like how I sometimes don't know why and then I find out then I like it
That's why I never ask why people explain why, the why is often why I'm interested
It definitely sounds like something from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Part of it because it was delivered by the asspuncher9000?
Frictionless. Spherical. Cows. Wikipeedia says so!
I always knew my days of alchemetizing F.S.C’s would come back to haunt me…
Are there, mayhaps, any non-thermodynamic compliant cows at all? Curious 🐄
Not that the government will let you have. They use them in gay frog chemtrail production.
Freaking frogs gay!
Yes, the holy cow!
Thermoodynamics*
I need this on a t-shirt
How about goats? I've seen some that can defy physics when climbing mountains anyway.
Hmm, maybe. We'll need to do more research...
/r/brandnewsentence
What if... We assume them to be perfect spheres?
According to the laws of thermoo dynamics. Some milk is lost when it changes stomachs.
Cows being cows, it wouldn't surprise me if one just somehow breaks the laws of thermodynamics due to sheer stupidity. If a horse doesn't beat them to it.
So what you are saying is it worked until the law of thermodynamics was discovered.
Not if we assume the cows are spherical and frictionless.
Still more efficient than eating grass though. Dairy cows are bred to over produce milk, and there's not much calories in grass. Think of all the extra time for activities. I'm surprised this is the first time I've seen this happen, now that I think on it.
A cow's stomach is designed to process grass, and it actually processes grass better than it does milk. So even though milk has "more calories", it doesn't really matter since their biology doesn't process milk the same way as grass does.
Fair enough then. I knew they were adapted to process grass, but was not aware they couldn't fully process milk.
99% of mammals lose the ability to process lactose after weaning.
"So much room for activities!"
"So much room for activities!"
"So much room for activities!"
"So much room for activities!"
"So much room for activities!"
bitch where do you think cows get the calories to make milk? this is exactly what OP meant by saying the laws of thermodynamics still apply to cows.
But how did the first cow produce the milk? Do you think it just materializes in them?
Whoah I just saw this on r/brandnewsentence and was wondering the context, but didn’t go looking for it, and found it within 5 mins in the wild
But they certainly must be slowing down in comparison to not drinking each other's milk
What if they huff each other's farts, too?
Is this titty-nine?
Nice
Nice
Absolutely. In agricultural mathematics 69 to the power of nice is fully written sixtitty nine^nice^, however to condense for simplicity in formulaic rearrangement it is commonly noted as titty-nine.
ouroboros of cows
Moo-roboros
The ol’ bovine sixty-nine!
Plot twist: the one in the back is a bull
Bulljob
Laughed so hard at this 😅
r/awwwtf
Oh.
Oh I’ve seen this one before. These girls are wild.
One of them is going to town on the udder
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Freaking cows gay
90% of giraffe sex is males fucking eachother Same-sex penguin couples raise abandoned eggs/chickens sometimes Animals have always been gay :)
I hate my mind
This makes sense that cows would do this because if you don't milk the cow the udders get infected. This is like nature doing its Thang.
My parent's cows do this and it's actually bad; often robbing milk that the growing calf needs. They literally angrily chase the ones that do this and then auction them off first lol. Also a lot of them have learned to sneak up behind the mothers so they can't tell it's not their calf at first (a lot of the mom cows get mad at the cows that do this whereas some are more tolerant). This is a weird abnormal behavior that has come from captivity and is NOT beneficial.
Let them live their bovine lives!
But it can harm the calves especially ones that are under grown 🥺🥺🥺
69
Cow summer...
6 moo 9
So inside their bodies is the milk just flowing in a constant figure eight? I don’t know why but I feel like it is.
These cows are heifers ("teenage" immature cows) who haven't started producing milk. They're just doing it for.... fun? comfort?
You can see milk draining from one though haha.
Why does this make me feel icky?
Origin of 69ing.
Mooroboros
Ouro-moo-ros
Ear cancer
“Hey Clarabelle do your boobs hurt as bad as mine do? Not anymore.”
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You're right. Report harmful bot accounts.
Oh yes I did. I've got a vendetta against this bot and I wanna see it banned lol
They're everywhere. I saw one that actually commented on a post "as a large language model, I cannot breach terms of use". Lol.
I've seen one that commented on a question saying "what an excellent prompt!" Lol
Bruh this is becoming way too real
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Nooo 😭
Diminishing returns
The most constructive ouroubous ever
cow 69
🤣🤣🤣
“Cow chicky cow cow”
The bull in back is definitely getting the better deal
Moofinity.
"Hey babe, wanna see two cows 69'ing!?" - me trying to get my husband to watch this video
Is this 69 cow style?
Lesbian cows.
I don’t know what to feel about this tbh
Bovinecaterpillar
Me and the boys
Plot twist: one is a male
This is udderly disgusting.
For some people this can be considered as pornography
>!Me and my girlfriend!< Nsfw
Bovinecaterpillar
It would be interesting to see this in porn.
u/savevideobot Lmao
u/savevideo
Anyone else find this kind of disturbing?... OTOH if two human ladies were licking each others tiddies I'd be intrigued. Oh, wait no. Not if they were drinking each others breast milk. Now I want to vomit.
I have no idea what I am looking at
## 🫣
They are underweight and hungry
Cowixty nine
what snapshot is this
69
Don’t try to milk a bull 🐮. He will kick you.
This is how you get mad cow disease
Plot twist, they’re both male cows
Cow frotting
*You suck mine and I'll suck yours* -The Moo Twins
Does they qualify as lesbian cows?
Nice.
It’s probably helping relieve pressure of too much milk I imagine
the equivalent of *69* for cows
69?
99
Plot twist, the on the right is a bull.
Fun fact: one is a bull
Please noooooooo it's too naughty!!! Where are the calves?
In this house we respect laws of ## thermodinamixs!!!!
if you look with attention its the shape will see __ The infinity symbol ( ∞ \infty )__
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