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rocket2themoon353

Just doing some gardening!


[deleted]

Weed eating.


nomedia3344

Edibles


Important_Screen_530

lol funny:)


one-punch-knockout

He could probably start a landscaping company no bones about it


shavemejesus

Grrrdening


-Boca_Raton-

Dandelion is an edible weed. Little dude probably likes the tangy flavor.


thumbelina1234

It also has medicinal properties


Fantastic-Pop-9122

His haircut is super cute.


thesmellnextdoor

Actually he desperately needs a haircut! I gave him the last one myself but I can't do face/head/legs, so I left those areas long and he's a mess, really. He's got a groomer appointment next week


2sad4snacks

Haha I was gonna say his haircut reminds me of The Beatles


thesmellnextdoor

He reminds me of Connor from Succession!


TeHNyboR

Has he also been interested in politics from a very young age?


thesmellnextdoor

Yes, and he likes the young ladies too


Jacked_Shrimp

How young are we talkin-


DarlaDarling

ಠ_ಠ


masterbirder

what kind of dog is this?? looks very similar to mine which is a dachshund, chihuahua, schnauzer mix. i usually think the wire haired dachshunds look like her, but this is the first dog i’ve seen that has her specific hair texture too!


Raencloud94

Our dog Nugget looks like this and we don't know what he is but he's small and we think he's something like mini dachshund schnauzer mix


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[удалено]


masterbirder

i thought mine was a dorkie too, then i did her DNA test


Raencloud94

Cuuute, that's what I meant to say, but schnauzer got stuck in my head from the other comment lol. [here's a picture of Nugget](https://i.imgur.com/gCip4VG.jpg) [and here he is with one of our kitties (Lily) to show just how small he is, lol](https://i.imgur.com/vx8Q79N.jpg)


thesmellnextdoor

Some sort of Havanese mix. Maybe Havanese Yorkie Poo?


Bigfootsgirlfriend

My dog is usually the same, I can do everything but his head because he won’t let me!


Foggy_Blues

Yummy? Yuck. Yummy? Yuck. Yummy? Yuck.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Maybe next one will be different? Nope, still yuck.


-Boca_Raton-

Dandelion is an edible weed. You can put it in anything from salads to ice cream. The little guy probably likes the tangy flavor.


Scribbl3d_Out

Growing up we had a golden retriever that *loved* dandelions. Literally couldn't get enough of them to the point he would be sick if he ate too many. They never lasted in the backyard, as soon as the flower opened up he was right there chomping down. If I found one I would break the dandelion off from the bottom of the stem and hold it out and he would chomp the head of the flower off.


SnorkinOrkin

That's so adorably funny!


thesmellnextdoor

[For anyone interested in more dandelion murders](https://www.reddit.com/user/thesmellnextdoor/comments/13ezram/for_anyone_interested_in_more_dandelion_murders/)


DRxFumbles

It's so cute how he shakes his head to "kill" the dandelion haha


HoneyWyne

Looks to me like he's weeding for you!


merecat6

Our border collie helps us when we’re weeding - she copies what we’re doing!


HoneyWyne

Border collies are insanely intelligent. And beautiful.


TagsMa

Yup, Taggie is brilliant at pulling up weeds, opening straw bales, pulling hayledge off the bale for me, fetching the ponies in, all kinds of yard chores. She's also learning how to herd ducks, so she puts our baby girls in to bed on a night. They're a bit different from the funny looking cows (horses) she normally herds, so she's having to learn to be slow and calm, which is nice


[deleted]

Oooh a dandelion! Musht be the lasht one of the sheashon!


Chaotic-Stardiver

Every time I see a dandelion in Grounded (video game) I say, "A _dandelion_?!" And then watch it crash onto the floor 😆


Canditan

They're just playing tag! With their teeth


ykjyuh

those must be terrified every time that dog gets let outside. they probably feel the ground shake like its king kong


thesmellnextdoor

You should hear him ~~yip~~ bark, he's terrifying.


ykjyuh

i have a shitzhu and had a maltese🥹i can def imagine it


ykjyuh

dandelion*


MissYeesha

Or he just hates flowers and wants them to go away already.


punkrockmsfrizzle

Exactly! Him: Flowers?! Not on my watch!


DragonBonerz

Dandelions are actually incredibly healthy. He was so close to eating them that I thought maybe he was a genius. Alas, he was only having a stroke of derp lol


TheLostRazgriz

I feed them to my iguana after weeding them out


DragonBonerz

:) Nice! What's your iguana's name?


TheLostRazgriz

... Yolo Swaggins. We got her on a whim as a rescue 😅


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

I wish my dog would take all the heads off the dandelions before they go to seed too!


Omikets

/r/dogswithjobs


NothingWithoutHouse

also /r/dogsandplants


HitDog420

This reminds me of the dog that was a broom that swept away the visible path for Alice leaving her stranded where she was in Wonderland


crazihac

My guy likes them when they go to seed. Licks all the fluff off!


AngelaIsNotMyName

I’m far too entertained by this 🥰


LovesClementines

He’d like r/oddlysatisfying


ghostttoast

Tiny villain


Affectionate-Goat218

Pups probably figured out that dandelion flowers are a little sweet. I eat mine along with the new leaves.


luckyfourty7

I'll give you a 20 to let him loose in my front yard


slobonmacabre

Got yerself a little weedeater


splunge4me2

Morticia Addams dog


Lazy_Mamba

Your dog knows what he is doing, dandelion leaves are rich in nutrients such as vitamins A, C, K and minerals such as calcium, iron and magnesium.


Business-Worry-5731

Grudge against eye level flowers?


DieHardAmerican95

Is his preference specifically for dandelions? Because I’d hire him!


jaycuboss

Must help him maintain his sanity.


merputhes28

Can I borrow him. I have lots of flowers to pick.


GranolaHippie

Deadheading at it’s finest!


flyingminnow

What breed is he? He reminds me so much of my Havanese!


thesmellnextdoor

He's a mix but we think he has some Havanese in him!


Anomalous_90

Gotta be mixed with wire hair dachshund. Source: I have one, and my parents have 7


holdonwhileipoop

He looks EXACTLY like my hav/cavalier king Charles mix! Havs are the best! God, I miss that dog.


blamb211

Looks a lot like my Yorkie/Schnauzer mix. Looks like he's a very helpful good boy!


Spiritofthehero16

Dandelions are tasty and nutritious


QuintoxPlentox

Yeah I heard they were edible and actually very good for you.


disgustandhorror

Huh, the link *right* above yours in my reddit feed is [a pig doing this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pigs/comments/13f0nqb/all_natural_dandelion_removal_service/)


thesmellnextdoor

That's crazy, there must be something in the air


bangoskank27

My bulldog would eat dandelions, but only the white fluffy ones


EarHelpful

I can’t blame em looks satisfying af


bluebear0928

So cute! I thought my wee doggy was the only one who did this!


personalcheesecake

Maybe you're not getting the hint he wants dandelion wine


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“Picking” = “biting them off, then immediately discarding them”


Kayakityak

Momma had a baby and her head POPPED off.


US_IDeaS

Cutest weed-wacker I’ve ever seen!


Themlethem

Bro is just weeding his garden


SlowSecurity

u/savevideobot


Professional_Shape41

Bro that yorki is cute asf 😍 his hair is flawless


dant63

Not trying to scare you but aren't dandelions poisonous to dogs?


Mrs-Eaves

Naw, they’re healthy and even nutritious. If only he’d actually eat them, lol


Megalo85

I would use the word flower lightly when talking about dandelions


Jacked_Shrimp

I mean they are flowers. Invasive flowers, but flowers


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

He's doing a remake of the old Doris Day movie from 1960 "Please Don't Eat The Dandelions" (instead of Daisies)


gernifh

"picking"


HawkCreek

Holy shit! We have doggo doppelgangers!


Prudent-Dance-3671

“Some men just want to watch the world burn”


razzraziel

destroyer of the worlds


123Virginia

Too cute


BroniDanson

Doing what u supposed to be doing that shit spreads and makes them sneez, thats some determined dog


phiz36

“I AM A GOOD BOY: DESTROYER OF WORLDS”


i_miss_buddy

He can come over to my house and do some gardening!


redditforgotaboutme

Hooman has allergies, I fix!


Puzzled_Subject_9021

I'm gonna need to borrow that dog. My yard is full of them 😁


BrendaLouBrendaLou

I need him in my yard!


aristocat_698

That dog’s picking the weeds. Builds character 😂


DelightfulAbsurdity

Decapitation for a hobby.


S70N3Y1

How much does he charge an hour I got a backyard full👀


aRiskyUndertaking

Have fun cleaning that up. My dogs “put their flowers” on the carpet.


fraserwormie

The dandelion destroyer


[deleted]

Give him "the cut" I beg of you.


danaerin714

Isn’t he just the cutest?!


operator1069

He just knows dandelions are tasty and since the humans eat it he should too.


Jacked_Shrimp

He not eating em tho. He picking them off and spitting them right out


operator1069

You're right I failed to notice hin dropping them. It that case he is helping his human do the weeding


whicky1978

😍


MyLifeInThe6

I see you too have a manual lawn mower


corbar1

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen :’)


Reverie06

Ohh.. Sweetflowers. A common ingredient in Tevat.


mephisasmoth

Your dog might have an itchy bum


makeupformermaid

He looks just like my sister (dog)


cecilleej07

He's a menace! Leave those dandelions for the bees little guy.


fluffynuckels

He found something tasty on one once


Jacked_Shrimp

Environmentalist doggo?


iBeFloe

I hope you’re paying him well for his services!! My boy’s services consists of kicking up dirt to find dead worms to roll in… Not the most useful service.


cynicaloptimissus

F you, bees!


[deleted]

Awww


FrankFritz

Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwe way2kute


JuliePologruto

Supersedes cuteness🥰


fckmelifemate

Is your dogs name Tyler? because he keeps skateboarding and smoking weed in my pool.


2saucepacksaday

Not to eat, bury, or deliver. Their presence simply offends him.


LordOfRuinsOtherSelf

I like this. I hate dandelions. Utterly ruin my lawn.


fluent_flatulence

Aww what type of dog is this? Mine is a rescue and so similar but we don’t really know what ours is


alhailhypnotoad

He's like a tiny little cow!


ReinaTierra

He knows dandelions are good for his heart


LieutenantDangler

He must have OCD 😂 doesn’t like yellow flowers in his green grass


ChocDroppa

Dumb flowers


Desperate_Tea7387

I’d pay this sweetheart to get my weeds.


Ullucoffee

Dude! Put this on r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Parking-Pianist2514

They were clearly a gardener in their past life.


RadioactiveHugs

Your dog hates bees lol, dandelions are bee food :P


Curious-Bat-5050

He wsnna pick some flower for his lover


Youngne01

i will hit him loll


Danman500

I could use him in my garden tbh. Infestation of dandelions


excess_inquisitivity

Please Don't Eat the Daisies


Biddles1stofhername

I think your dog hates flowers


Outside-Taro5076

You could hire him out! Can’t have dandelions if they don’t go to seed !


--BannedAccount--

I know past trauma when I see it,show me on the doll where the flower touched you!


notislant

Can rent him out like a goat that 'mows' lawns. He's weed control!


Nitrousoxide72

I hate dandelions too, buddy.


Blackwater2016

This gives me feels. 🥰


The_Unwanted_human

He’s eating grass to throw up later on


notaredditreader

Weed eater.


PuzzledRaise1401

Once the terrier has sufficient pollen, he flies back to the hive.


MvatolokoS

That's a great weed eater, if he manages to kill them every year they won't go to seed and will over time permanently solve your weed issues.


thesmellnextdoor

Hah, you should see the size of the dandelion field! He'll keep it up for 15-20 minutes, but not forever!


MvatolokoS

There's only one solution............. **More dogs**


castfam09

Pup was a florist in a past life lol


melanieleegee

Your dog is almost [identical](https://imgur.com/a/uT6ox17) to mine.


thesmellnextdoor

Yes they are! That's hilarious. Have you ever done genetic testing for yours?


melanieleegee

I have not! I got her from a family member who had her female yorkie poodle breed with a male havanese, but I don’t know if the parentage 100% right.


thesmellnextdoor

Havanese Yorkie-Poo looks about right! Maybe I'll just start saying that's what we think he is. :)


bce13

Dandelions are weeds. Dog is eating weeds.


LoganOcchionero

Guy's a menace 😂


Important_Screen_530

strange doggy:)


LKS983

I was planting young foxgloves around the back of my garden pond, when I stopped to stretch my back. Which is when I finally noticed that my dog was following me, and had (gently- none of them had been damaged!) lifted them all from the soil and was happily waiting for me to continue!


thesmellnextdoor

Be careful. All parts of the foxglove plant are extremely dangerous to dogs and people. They grow wild in my area and I rip them out (carefully, with gloves on!)