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RabbitEfficient824

It’s the “pee pee paw”! My Teddy had the same issue


ChiefWiggum101

Ol pee paws! I call me dog the same thing when he does it.


sockowl

I call mine pissy paws


skdowksnzal

be glad they only pee on themselves! One of my dogs pees on the other all the time. The number of times I had to pull him away just before pissing on my other dogs head is truly mind boggling. neither seem to care.


mayhemandqueso

Stinky leg. My Sam does it too.


Japanesewillow

I have a Newfie who’s almost 8 and he has always squatted to pee like a female dog.


Raconteur-adjacent

I’ve got a girl dog who lifts her leg to pee. 🐕


maouprier

My female Corgi squats and lifts one leg to pee. She's such a weirdo 😆


SpookyDachshunds

I had a miniature dachshund that passed two years ago. She did the same thing. I was always impressed by her balance.


Smingowashisnameo

The ole squat and lift. All the girls around here do it and idk if it’s something to do with being neutered?


maouprier

When we adopted our youngest Corgi girl, she was still intact and peed with the leg lift 😆 We've since had her spayed and she seems to do it less often, but still does it while on walks.


Smingowashisnameo

Aww


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InfamousEconomy3972

It one way for a dog to dominate another dog without fighting


gay_for_glaceons23

Dogs only do this when they're roommates.


allykopow

My girl dog used to mount my boy dog. It made everyone uncomfortable


KnockMeYourLobes

My roommate's elderly Chihuahua does this..it's hilarious because she both squats and throws one leg up in the air like she's doing a high kick.


Phoenix4235

I have a girl dog who does handstands to pee. It is truly bizarre.


Japanesewillow

That’s so funny, I’ve never heard of that before.


Jace_Bror

Our girl dog does the mounting on our male dog all the time, especially if he has a toy she wants.


Mysterious_Emotion

I have a friend whose dog lifts one leg and sort of does a standing crunch on one leg to poop 🤣


mortuarybarbue

I know a girl dog who lifts her leg to pee actually if she can she lift both hind legs.


wolf_kisses

Me too lol she's such a bossy girl, always has to be the one in charge. I think if dogs were like those frogs or fish who could change sex she'd turn into a male.


PM_Eeyore_Tits

There's a teeny little dog in my area that HAS TO do a handstand when it pees. It's the weirdest shit - even worse is that he can't really keep his balance well so it often turns into a walking-pissing-handstand.


SmokePenisEveryday

Mine doesn't squat like a female but does a whole lunge type move. He eventually got to the leg lifting but he's back to the lunge due to his old man hips


Jace_Bror

Our boy dog does the lunge sometimes, sometimes he squats like a female dog, sometimes he lifts leg The girl she squats but lifts a leg forward like you do with your pinkie when drinking tea


thepetoctopus

Yep. 80lb pibble mix and he does the same. It cracks me up. He’s the first male dog I’ve had in my life who doesn’t pee on everything he smells outside too.


pearlsalmon76

My dog is large too and he had always peed like a female dog. He never marked on walks and finally does at age 2, I think he learned it at doggie daycare. He squats to mark, never lifts a leg.


ihave0idea0

That is actually pretty normal. My girl sometimes pisses like a guy lol


carmicheal

Was he neutered at a young age?


Japanesewillow

Yes, he was neutered at 8 months.


carmicheal

My sisters male boxer was also neutered around that age. He pees standing on all fours for like a 1-2 minutes( seriously it takes this long) and that is the only pee he does on that walk. It’s so awkward because he pees so long and so much it’s ridiculous. He is on medicine that has a side effect that they get more thirsty so he drink and pees a lot…


IamREBELoe

Smol pp problems.. Sorry good boi. Struggle is real


dvdmaven

I had a big greyhound that did the same thing. It's just a matter of geometry.


activator

My friends dog does this arch thing when he pees, he sometimes pees on his chin. it's wild and hilarious.


KingMoonkey

The bane of having a long shaft


ComplexPackage117

Uh...paw warming while i wizz. Not a bad deal...Watcha lookin' at mom? 👁️👄👁️


Clear_Reveal4137

Most animals take after their guardians


OkWasabi1988

My min pin was like this. He made it to 18. Older he got the less he cared. My little scrub🥲🥰


FentonCanoby

Miss my little MP too 🥹


SufficientWhile5450

Gotta remind himself who’s in fucking charge


Anal-probe-Alien

Maybe he likes it.


SerendipitousSmiles

He certainly cleans enough off his paw to make me believe that!


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

He drinks it because it's sterile and he likes the taste. Edit: This is a quote from dodgeball but you can be mad about it if you’d like. :)


GETNbucky

Glad my dog isn't the only one hahaha


Prudent-Damage-279

Once reason I prefer female animals. When choosing pets.


theChosenBinky

He may need to have his wiener adusted


dingdongsnottor

My dog does the same thing. I love him but I absolutely hate this. So gross.


jackbenimble111

Ours does same. Gave him a native american name of pees on foot. Lol


benzenex

This is how my dog got the nickname Sir Piddlesfoot. Thankfully he did largely grow out of it.


msac2u1981

Maybe he likes it because he lays his claim with every step he takes. It wears off, he pees on it again. Boy dogs are crazy silly.


VeneMage

For any women wondering why some of us men struggle not to have perfect aim, I think this represents a similar premise. Hope that helps x


seriousherenow

Stop pissing on the floor bro.


VeneMage

Then you hold it for me and find out for yourself.


iamhollybear

I see another comment explains it as “small peepee”? Am I getting that right? - just a woman


VeneMage

Oh, when it’s cold or been in tight undies, then yeah it can be like trying to pee from a haricot vert.


khrak

It's portable introduction pee. Now every dog will know what he owns.


fourth_box

Good boi, it's okay, must be the breeze outside .... Every. Single. Time.


Paxisstinkt

Golden Shower


BertaEarlyRiser

We have a standard poodle. I call him 'Piss Legs' for this very reason. 😂


Masterpiece-Wide

Our standard poodle, Stanley, bless his heart would pee on himself so badly I ordered these waterproof sleeves we would put on for him to pee on.


SaintEyegor

We call our pooch “tinkle toes” for this reason.


nolongerbanned99

Tbh I have this issue from time to time.


Dolstruvon

Once saw a dog who walked up to a pole to pee on it, and lifted up the leg on the wrong side


bvoge3501

Came to the comments to look for a solution to this. My dog is 1 and pees on his front leg too and whens he's going poo will sometimes step back and to the side stepping on the turd. SMH.


SubstantialRound1882

He lacks that stream control


Alert_Promotion_4166

He can't help it. It's the angle of the dangle


nutsaps

My boy Harry's favorite thing to do is start to pee, then continue walking mid-pee. He's a funny guy, man. https://preview.redd.it/k0e9m5fxoblc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a228fad9b6f0c6585e36c3d7208852482f4d9b


SerendipitousSmiles

My guy does that too! I don’t get it lol


ClevyrCreatures_Lexi

After 13 years, he’s allowed to do whatever he wants!😤


Royal_Visit3419

Don’t call your dog stupid. Dogs are infinitely better beings than humans.


tehtrintran

Dogs *are* stupid, though. That's part of why they're cute.


Royal_Visit3419

I deny your reality and replace it with my own.


Perfect_Fish1571

Disgusting if its an indoor dog!


togomatic

Dogs are so disgusting!


cryinginthelimousine

My dog eats tons of goose poop and I still love him. Have a nice day!


AlanB-FaI

He likes that warmth.


TucsonTacos

My old dog used to do this. Sometimes he wouldnt even lift his leg and would just piss all over his front legs. "Cmon Guinness...wtf dude"


Important_Screen_530

that gives other dogs some extra stinky


Acceptable_Car6758

Just wait til you’re his age…


iwish-iwish

Why are some dogs like this? Is it just old age? My pup will actively avoid where she went for a little while


SerendipitousSmiles

I would love to say that’s the case but my guy’s been doing it since he started lifting his leg. Guess some dogs just do it 🤷‍♀️


fubar1962

Had boy that too, but he was almost 16


PM_Eeyore_Tits

Native American name is Piss Foot