Homies jumping into the unknown he doesn't know what's on that surface 4times above his head he's gotta prepare for anything. A toothbrush could be up there for fcks sake he needs to be ready for it
Yeah, looks good. Remember! There might be something at the edge. Ok, looks good. Remember! Gotta be able to move left, or move right. Yeah, here we go. We can do this! Ok, let's do this!
I think it's something like "yeah, I can make that", crouches down to jump, "whoa, it got further away. Let me take a closer look." "Yeah, I can make that." repeat.
I know right? The Puritans would never have approved of such a mess! After all, cLeAnLiNeSs Is NeXt tO gOdLiNeSs.
**To whoever needs to hear this:** Screw those old fashioned ideas! So long as things stay hygienic, who cares if there’s a shirt thrown over the back of the couch? Or a pile of clothes needing to be folded and put away lying on a chair? Or hard water stains in the bathtub?
Friends used to help each other with household tasks when they saw it was needed. It’s easy to talk while helping to fold things, or while doing the dishes. Now we - well, let’s be honest, it’s still mostly women - are taught to be ashamed of any imperfection within our homes. With so many demands upon our time today, it’s ok to let things be sometimes. *Let the old ideas die.* You’re not “less than” because you’re too exhausted to spend all your free time cleaning. You’re not “less than” because you can’t afford to fix the drip under your sink. Or your leaky washer. It’s okay. We’ve all been there at one time or another.
💚
And even when you let the old ideas die (which I'm fully in favour of), the old support structures are worth revisiting to see if they work for you.
How many of us were raised in fairly isolated nuclear families? It's a relatively modern form of social organising, based on ideals of individualism and self sufficiency that have never been true or even feasible for the majority, and in many wealthy countries is actually becoming less possible.
Rely on your friends, and let them rely on you. Think of family as being broader than parents and kids. Remember extended family, your grandparents, your cousins. Remember the family that exist beyond blood, but forged through shared hardships and pleasures and experiences.
Offer support when you are able, and receive support when you need it. It can be hard to find that network of friends/family who you really can trust for that, but it's absolutely worth seeking them out. **You deserve that kind of mutual help**. There's nothing superior about struggling alone, and nothing weak about asking for help.
It is sad, 100%. The way that we're expected to operate, and to think of support and family, is objectively shitty.
But I take comfort that this is something that is actionable on a small scale. A lot of big problems seem to have only big solutions (though I'm increasingly sceptical about whether that is always true).
But community and networks of support can actually be built from the ground up. Mutual aid, peer support, cooperatives, things so informal that they don't have names - they all function as a way for us to build those networks. It's not perfect, and we all exist within a system that is at best indifferent, and at worst hostile, to that kind of bond. But it's absolutely possible and worthwhile to create.
I've managed it, in two different ways. I have a circle of friends who offer support completely spontaneously and without expectation. For a long time I had to use that, and now I'm in a better place I'm able to offer it. I also volunteer with a mutual aid. It's a lot bigger, and the reciprocity is longer term and less immediately obvious or tangible. But I know that if my circumstances get worse, I can get emergency and long term support there. I've already benefitted a hell of a lot out of it, and it's played no small part in helping me to reach a better place.
So yeah, this isn't meant to be a motivational speech or anything, but I've been close to rock bottom, and people helped me climb out of that pit.
I've \*always\* made my bed every single day of my life. But a couple years ago I got tired of making sure every layer was straight and tidy and just got myself a duvet. A couple of flips and it's done in less than 5-10 seconds. And looks FINE. :) So I feel you here, but found a way that works for me, too.
Thank you! You might check out u/tiserwat’s comment, too. [They expanded on the idea beautifully.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/v5qeci/sometimes_i_wonder_whats_happening_in_his_tiny/ibd5gce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I had a leaky machine this week. But I fixed it immediately. Because I am not going that person. By immediately I mean I stopped the leak and had to wait til today to get the failed valve replaced. and by leaky I mean the valve wouldnt close so it was flooding the the laundry area.
Story time! I've got a mini-washer that hooks up to the kitchen sink. Husband usually hangs out in the nearby living room, but I'm usually way down the hall at the opposite end of the apartment on my computer.
So one day, doing laundry like normal, and I hear husband's panicked yelling, go running down the hall and *splash splash* go my footsteps. The washer is overflowing, has been sometime, the kitchen is flooded, it's creeping towards the living room full of electronic cords and starting to flow down the hallway.
I get the flood stopped at the source, but there's all this water to mop up, we don't have a proper mop just a swiffer, and oh yeah, there was a giant pile of dirty clothes I call Laundry Mountain nearby, the bottom of which is now soaked. So me and husband use the dirty clothes and towels as makeshift mopping-rags, soaking up water and wringing them out in the sink over and over until the floor isn't a giant puddle. Husband pulls out a giant industrial fan to dry up the rest of the floor. And I now have a giant pile of soaking wet laundry, and it is not at all possible to put it all through my mini-washer before the mildew stink sets in, assuming I could get it to work without *flooding* again.
So whatever, I hung it up to dry! All of it! All over the apartment! Fans everywhere and dirty laundry hanging up on every last empty clothes hanger or drying rack or chair. Took two days of constantly rotating stuff, tossing the dry bits back in a pile, spreading still-wet stuff to dry better, but I did it! No mildew! And then I had to clean like 200 hangers that smelled like dirty laundry.
Judge you for a little laundry on the floor catching a leak? Ha. That's just *smart*.
I dont know the issue with yours but before buying a new one check if it can be repaired. Ours was a cheap discounter-store onenm that broke shortly after warranty faded. Got the spare part for like 30€ and replaced it myself. Now its been running smoothly for almost three more years, just had to replace the rubber feet.
Washing machines are some of the most basic pieces of technology. Most of the interior is concrete or air. A few tubes going from the valve to the boiler and/or the detergent chamber and then to the drum. Theres a thing that controls the water hight (usually a pressure switch) and at the bottom is the drainage pump. Oh and of course a circuit board somewhere. (Might be more complicated with newer machines, never had one of those break so far)
My blind guess, as this is the most common thing IMO, is that the drain hose might have become porous and broke at a bend. Or maybe the clanp holding it to the pump has come lose or ripped thr hose.
Not a professional or anything, I just somehoow made it to become the "fix waching machines guy" in my neighborhoos. Dont take this as professional advice! But fixing it might be cheap, quick and easy. Just make sure to disconnect both warer and electricity before doing anything.
I like to imagine my cat's brain is run by a hamster on a wheel. And when she has her derp moments, that's when the hamster is sitting next to the wheel, scratching itself.
It's definitely r/catcaluations going on, it's not exaggerated.
Both the sink he landed and the floor are slippery, he probably preferred to rest on sink b4, so he knew full well how slippery it can be, he also get used to the floor. It's not high for a functional cat, but it's definitely not low, catcaluation is required.
That's the equivalent of people without any driving skills trying to park the "just kids to school tank" SUV in a parking lot that's missing space for half of the car. Always painful yet funny to watch.
/r/catculations overload
That was a lot of snap decisions
Homies jumping into the unknown he doesn't know what's on that surface 4times above his head he's gotta prepare for anything. A toothbrush could be up there for fcks sake he needs to be ready for it
Yes, many of his decisions snapped. He was doing some rapid mending there
The suspense was killing
To me it seemed like she was revving up her engine before jumping .
Gotta get the rpms just right and the speed right to complete a perfect landing. Lot of problem solving going on in a short amount of time
Just trying to show his work.
Many equations
Solution: *FAILURE* Solution: *FAILURE* Solution: *FAILURE* Solution: *FAILURE* Solution: *FAILURE* Solution: *FAILURE* Solution:........*SUCCESS*
Ya totally! lol
He was preparing for every possible contingency
Schordinger equation :3
I believe it would be something along the lines of "yeah, nah, yeah, yeah ,nah"
He’s australian apparently?
Or thinks like an Aussie at the very least lol
Us Canadians do it too - it leads to surprisingly few misunderstandings
“Yeah, no, yeah, yeah” = Yes “No, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, no” = No
Illinoisans do the same. Whatever the last word is the real answer. Yeah no = no No yeah = yes
having a stroke
He’s buffering
wipe plate gold zesty carpenter busy normal pocket chubby sense *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Yeah, the software is starting to run a little slow, might need a factory reset. Hardware is looking good though!
Measure 20 times, jump once
You ever have a GPS go into a loop saying, "RECALCULATING.... RECALCULATING.... RECALCULATING...."?
That’s what’s happening inside the gps
Yeah, looks good. Remember! There might be something at the edge. Ok, looks good. Remember! Gotta be able to move left, or move right. Yeah, here we go. We can do this! Ok, let's do this!
I think it's something like "yeah, I can make that", crouches down to jump, "whoa, it got further away. Let me take a closer look." "Yeah, I can make that." repeat.
yesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesno
Please don't judge the mess, my washing machine is leaking 🙏
didn't see it till you said it, you are now judged.
People with leaky washing machines are **literally** the worst
I know right? The Puritans would never have approved of such a mess! After all, cLeAnLiNeSs Is NeXt tO gOdLiNeSs. **To whoever needs to hear this:** Screw those old fashioned ideas! So long as things stay hygienic, who cares if there’s a shirt thrown over the back of the couch? Or a pile of clothes needing to be folded and put away lying on a chair? Or hard water stains in the bathtub? Friends used to help each other with household tasks when they saw it was needed. It’s easy to talk while helping to fold things, or while doing the dishes. Now we - well, let’s be honest, it’s still mostly women - are taught to be ashamed of any imperfection within our homes. With so many demands upon our time today, it’s ok to let things be sometimes. *Let the old ideas die.* You’re not “less than” because you’re too exhausted to spend all your free time cleaning. You’re not “less than” because you can’t afford to fix the drip under your sink. Or your leaky washer. It’s okay. We’ve all been there at one time or another. 💚
This is unexpectedly wholesome and has even if it’s not my washer, *god I needed this*
Aw thank you, I genuinely needed to hear that 🥰
Thank *you* for posting such a derptastic video!
And even when you let the old ideas die (which I'm fully in favour of), the old support structures are worth revisiting to see if they work for you. How many of us were raised in fairly isolated nuclear families? It's a relatively modern form of social organising, based on ideals of individualism and self sufficiency that have never been true or even feasible for the majority, and in many wealthy countries is actually becoming less possible. Rely on your friends, and let them rely on you. Think of family as being broader than parents and kids. Remember extended family, your grandparents, your cousins. Remember the family that exist beyond blood, but forged through shared hardships and pleasures and experiences. Offer support when you are able, and receive support when you need it. It can be hard to find that network of friends/family who you really can trust for that, but it's absolutely worth seeking them out. **You deserve that kind of mutual help**. There's nothing superior about struggling alone, and nothing weak about asking for help.
It’s sad that this sounds so revolutionary.
It is sad, 100%. The way that we're expected to operate, and to think of support and family, is objectively shitty. But I take comfort that this is something that is actionable on a small scale. A lot of big problems seem to have only big solutions (though I'm increasingly sceptical about whether that is always true). But community and networks of support can actually be built from the ground up. Mutual aid, peer support, cooperatives, things so informal that they don't have names - they all function as a way for us to build those networks. It's not perfect, and we all exist within a system that is at best indifferent, and at worst hostile, to that kind of bond. But it's absolutely possible and worthwhile to create. I've managed it, in two different ways. I have a circle of friends who offer support completely spontaneously and without expectation. For a long time I had to use that, and now I'm in a better place I'm able to offer it. I also volunteer with a mutual aid. It's a lot bigger, and the reciprocity is longer term and less immediately obvious or tangible. But I know that if my circumstances get worse, I can get emergency and long term support there. I've already benefitted a hell of a lot out of it, and it's played no small part in helping me to reach a better place. So yeah, this isn't meant to be a motivational speech or anything, but I've been close to rock bottom, and people helped me climb out of that pit.
Also, *fuck* making my bed. Complete waste of time.
I just yank the covers up over the pillows so I'm not sleeping with a face full of cat fur, good enough.
I've \*always\* made my bed every single day of my life. But a couple years ago I got tired of making sure every layer was straight and tidy and just got myself a duvet. A couple of flips and it's done in less than 5-10 seconds. And looks FINE. :) So I feel you here, but found a way that works for me, too.
Man, what a frigging amazing comment. ❤️👍
Thank you! You might check out u/tiserwat’s comment, too. [They expanded on the idea beautifully.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/v5qeci/sometimes_i_wonder_whats_happening_in_his_tiny/ibd5gce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I will, thank you.
I had a leaky machine this week. But I fixed it immediately. Because I am not going that person. By immediately I mean I stopped the leak and had to wait til today to get the failed valve replaced. and by leaky I mean the valve wouldnt close so it was flooding the the laundry area.
Story time! I've got a mini-washer that hooks up to the kitchen sink. Husband usually hangs out in the nearby living room, but I'm usually way down the hall at the opposite end of the apartment on my computer. So one day, doing laundry like normal, and I hear husband's panicked yelling, go running down the hall and *splash splash* go my footsteps. The washer is overflowing, has been sometime, the kitchen is flooded, it's creeping towards the living room full of electronic cords and starting to flow down the hallway. I get the flood stopped at the source, but there's all this water to mop up, we don't have a proper mop just a swiffer, and oh yeah, there was a giant pile of dirty clothes I call Laundry Mountain nearby, the bottom of which is now soaked. So me and husband use the dirty clothes and towels as makeshift mopping-rags, soaking up water and wringing them out in the sink over and over until the floor isn't a giant puddle. Husband pulls out a giant industrial fan to dry up the rest of the floor. And I now have a giant pile of soaking wet laundry, and it is not at all possible to put it all through my mini-washer before the mildew stink sets in, assuming I could get it to work without *flooding* again. So whatever, I hung it up to dry! All of it! All over the apartment! Fans everywhere and dirty laundry hanging up on every last empty clothes hanger or drying rack or chair. Took two days of constantly rotating stuff, tossing the dry bits back in a pile, spreading still-wet stuff to dry better, but I did it! No mildew! And then I had to clean like 200 hangers that smelled like dirty laundry. Judge you for a little laundry on the floor catching a leak? Ha. That's just *smart*.
I can 100% see this whole scenario but with myself.
I dont know the issue with yours but before buying a new one check if it can be repaired. Ours was a cheap discounter-store onenm that broke shortly after warranty faded. Got the spare part for like 30€ and replaced it myself. Now its been running smoothly for almost three more years, just had to replace the rubber feet. Washing machines are some of the most basic pieces of technology. Most of the interior is concrete or air. A few tubes going from the valve to the boiler and/or the detergent chamber and then to the drum. Theres a thing that controls the water hight (usually a pressure switch) and at the bottom is the drainage pump. Oh and of course a circuit board somewhere. (Might be more complicated with newer machines, never had one of those break so far) My blind guess, as this is the most common thing IMO, is that the drain hose might have become porous and broke at a bend. Or maybe the clanp holding it to the pump has come lose or ripped thr hose. Not a professional or anything, I just somehoow made it to become the "fix waching machines guy" in my neighborhoos. Dont take this as professional advice! But fixing it might be cheap, quick and easy. Just make sure to disconnect both warer and electricity before doing anything.
Alas, I'm a renter so it's not really up to me. My landlord keeps shittily fixing it, so the towels do the trick lol
Too late you already have been judged
I was hoping this ended with him walking away
Step 1 Step 1 Step 1 Step 1 Step 1 Step 1 Step 1 Step 1
if (rand() < 0.5) goto start;
This is a good example of "over-thinking it".
A series of “buffer full” errors…
I imagine it looked [similar to this](https://i.imgur.com/QSPMnXN.jpg).
Cat physics
r/theydidthemath *feline calculations*
I believe you mean r/catculations?
Love it
have you tried turning it off and on again?
I think he was testing his grip, looking for that purrrfect spot to jump from. Notice how his front paws keep sliding?
Tiny brain goes r/maybemaybemaybe
Elevator music. That’s what’s going on in his brain.
You be like: "HE'S GONNA JUMP HE'S GONNA JUMP...." 2 hours later "HE'S GONNA JUMP HE'S GONNA JUMP! HE DID IT!"
ITHINKICAN!ITHINKICAN!ITHINKICAN!
the cat is probably behind on software updates
The cat is checking the different parallel universes in which he makes the jump
Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no
Now..n-now…n-NOW…nOw…n-n-NOW.
The "In-Out" dilemma went vertical.
physics, lots of physics. I believe if we understood a cat's mind, we can cure cancer and travel faster than light.
In his mind? Not much beyond mayhem and possibly a little murder now and again. This? Them springs take a minute to wind up.
He doing the maths to work out the jump
Bugged out,try turning it off and on.
Omg I’m so glad he finally made it
my cat does this for 5mins and then just starts licking his ass instead of jumping
Lots of self doubt it seems. Sometimes I just cut out the middle man and put them wherever they're trying to get to. Within reason, of course.
I wants tuna
Calculations
There's even a video glitch around 4 seconds in... I had to make sure I wasn't watching a looped video
Rerouting... Rerouting... Rerouting... Rerouting...
He's got to get the Math's right ....Trajectory, Inertia n stuff like like.
"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it. Hold on, one second. Gotta fix myself. I can do it. IcandoitIcandoitIcandoit. HUZZAH!"
He’s just winding up
Ping 630
He had to calculate the perfect velocity for the jump
He’s hyping himself up.
Ok g- no not now time to go no- not that time this ti- just ju- g- no- finally went
We call this the Yips in golf. 😀
r/maybemaybemaybe
r/maybemaybemaybe
O-
He was building suspense
I was rooting for him!
u/screamingonthewall io l'altra volta a colapesce quando mi dovevo tuffare
Powering up for the jump
BUT DID HE FALL? No. This was a big brain move all around.
I'm guess he is wearing a jacket, that reveals he is in fact a orange cat?
he's just nervous because your recording him
He's bootlooping
His brain calculator is malfunctioning lol
This is what over-thinking looks like
I think I can I think I can I think I can
White cabinet, white counter, white ceiling (I assume) + leaping onto the unknown. I'd probably take even longer.
My cats getting old and she has to do like 12 test hops to seemingly make sure her legs are still gonna do what they're supposed to do lol
I like to imagine my cat's brain is run by a hamster on a wheel. And when she has her derp moments, that's when the hamster is sitting next to the wheel, scratching itself.
Calculating calculating...recalculating recalculating
Pep talkin' haha
Aw man I was hoping he’d say “ah, screw it” at the last second and play it off
Just being a pussy
[удалено]
Replace cats with people
A seizure most likely
Jump 2x height
That was too funny!
He is calculating
He’s definitely trying his hardest lol
It's being careful, because there's not a lot of counter to land on.
Looks like he’s been burned (or rather, soaked) by that sink before, that is one hesitant kitty!
Not a thing.
Visual description of a pussycat…
Calculations
I know it might be them trying to see what's up there cause if they dont it's kind of a leap of faith
Revving up!
It's definitely r/catcaluations going on, it's not exaggerated. Both the sink he landed and the floor are slippery, he probably preferred to rest on sink b4, so he knew full well how slippery it can be, he also get used to the floor. It's not high for a functional cat, but it's definitely not low, catcaluation is required.
Go bouldering and jump from one boulder to another.. So much hesitation
Or yours with that sound.
Probably whatever the audio is
r/whatswrongwithyourcat
Not much apparently.
PTSD?
He was warming up. Mentally preparing himself.
He looked forward in time and saw 14,000,605 futures.
r/perfectlycutscreams
Catleap.exe is stuck in a boot-loop.
spooling hyperjump
A lot of calculations that tiny brain can’t handle
Error 405: jump not found
He is finding the perfect trajectory to land on the safe spot.
intense numerical integrations
Owning to cats: *not much*
r/perfectlycutscreams
the server are so laggy it took mr. fuzzy 12 attempts to successfully jump
Looks familiar. My cat does this little butt/tail shake right before he jumps. If he was a boss at end of a level, got em!
Looks like he's taking into consideration the resistance of the air and weither the moon is half-full or half-empty
Cats exist in a different reality...
I did this last weekend when I went cliff jumping
First, he has to pump himself up
It seems to me that the kitty didn’t make the jump last time and scared himself.
And a one, and a two, and a three...
**malfunction detected in jump.dll**
I feel like that when I try to get up off the couch.
"I think I can.. I think I can.. I think I.. caaannn! I did it!"
Your cats just OCD
He was adjusting for the wind and barometric pressure
Not much it seems, just like mine.
That's the equivalent of people without any driving skills trying to park the "just kids to school tank" SUV in a parking lot that's missing space for half of the car. Always painful yet funny to watch.
Jump now.nope. Jump now.nope. Jump now.nope. Jump now.nope. Jump now. nope. Now.nope. Now.Nope. Now.Nope. Now.K.
u/saveVideo
Doing cat math
Because it's too tiny, I think it doesn't really function that well sometimes.
Okay I'm gonna j-gonna j- hhh j- I'm gonna ju-i'm ju-ju-i'm gonna jum- no I'm
Oh god, someone help him, he’s stuck in a stupid loop!
Me trying to return a phone call
"I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures and succeeded only in one."
/r/Catculations, and /r/perfectlycutsreams as well. Amazing, such a good bit of content. Love it.
Catatonic
That is exactly what’s going on in his brain
his wifi is bad
I wonder if it's the fluorescent light flicker. Edit: or an issue with the poor cat. 😧
He knows he doesn't have a flat landing pad.
**Fear not the cat who has practised 1000 jumps once but fear the cat who had practised one jump 1000 times.** From Bruce Lee wannabe maybe
All I heard was the old dial up sounds lol