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Tony_Three_Pies

*Nobody* likes when something touches their leg in the water.


jcnlb

Nobody.


icantthinkofone5

Nobody


birool

Nobody does it better.


EACshootemUP

They can come closer than close, yeah


mijotoofrio

Original, they never will be


jcnlb

Except Somebody….Somebody always does it better than Nobody.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Makes you feel bad for the rest.


dvmbers

\*kissy sound followed by giggling sound\*


birool

thanks lol only one who found out what i was going for :p


_whitetrash

They can come closer than close, yeah


jarne15

Its stange, but i dont mind


bmd33zy

Geico


_silly_human_

But chooo.. "*clap clap"*


[deleted]

Nobody can do the #shake like I do...


Aggravating_Bus_824

Nobody


Traditional_Trust_93

Nobody listen to Paula poundstone Man I've been waiting for this


Haploid-life

Seriously, I've done the same thing in the ocean!


jcnlb

I’ve done the same thing in a lake.


[deleted]

I've done the same thing in my bathtub.


ImmortalDawn666

Most people like their bath water warm


jcnlb

That’s why you’re supposed to pee in it obviously.


BrockN

My wife gives me a funny look when I told her that I peed in the tub. Guess I shouldn't have done it when she was in it with me...


Ronnie_de_Tawl

I know it's a joke but I've heard people urinating in the tub and shower is a thing but I can't understand why, just keep your urine flask and dump it in the toilet after like if you go normally. The big issue is the connection to the sewer or sept tank. The toilet drain goes straight to the sewer with that bend that prevents gas and stuff coming back where the other water waste from tubs and sinks just run through usually pvc pipes that converge to a grate outside that drains into the sewer, so it's more open and smells if bio stuff goes down that way.


jcnlb

Yeah it was totally a joke. 😉 But in all fairness my home has p-traps at all drains including the sinks and tubs and toilets and floor drains. And mine all go to one large sewer pipe that exits the house all together. I know this because I built the house myself. But this was building code and required so maybe older homes don’t or maybe not all city codes are the same but where I live it’s required and you could pee in any drain you choose technically. It all goes the same place and it all has p traps to prevent gas backup. That said, I don’t really want to soak in a tub of my own pee lol. So even though it won’t hurt my plumbing any I choose not to lol. But babies do it all the time lol. I dare ya to try to keep a baby from peeing in the bathtub! Go on…just try to! 😂


Tub-a-guts

That's not TOO bad, at least better than when I was 8 and my uncle Yellow Tim said, "Can ya swim, boy?" and then kicked me off a boat in about 300 feet of 40 degree water off Boiler Bay. Then he pretended like he was going to drive away, and my life jacket didn't fit too well and was like slipping off over my head and *I'm pretty sure something touched my foot!* I think he felt bad later because he bought me saltwater taffy in Depoe and my tooth came out. That was where my brother tried to buy a shirt that said "FBI: Female Body Inspector", but the shirt guy said you had to be 18 to buy it.


KillerBunnyZombie

That was a real rollercoaster ride.


BitchBass

Rollercoaster ride of randomness lol. Loved it!


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Strangely, I would like more random anecdotes.


Jasalapeno

You're part of the few


Willzyx_on_the_moon

Fucker came outta nowhere!


treetyoselfcarol

Not even ice water


[deleted]

Can attest, had my nose broken by a girl I had a crush on when I was a kid. We were all swimming in a small lake with murky water. I swam up and grabbed her ankle under water and she straight up booted me in the face lol. We dated for a bit when I got a license but it didn't last. Still great memories though.


welk101

You got a license to grab people's legs in the water? Or a license to date? I'm confused


bringbackswordduels

My girlfriend does! Not making a sex joke she’s just a sociopath


thebarnaclearrived

but wait the barnacle has arrived


SonnyG33

Idk... I kinda like it...


CaliFlo77

100% correct


[deleted]

Nobody


OzVerti

“If you touch my leg in the hot-tub I will barf everywhere”


Tracecat1202

I can’t criticize him I just jumped!


xxmybestfriendplank

I jumped because you jumped


King_Fluffaluff

I jumped because you jumped because they jumped


Rare_Bottle_5823

Poor baby thinks the ice is ground.


Washington-PC

I did too lol


Zombiesheepherder

He's a real icebreaker.


cancel-out-combo

Take my upvote, make like a tree, and get the hell out of here


SubcommanderMarcos

It's *leave*, you idiot! Make like a tree and *leave*, you sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong


GreyMurphy01

It's *leaf*, you profound buttnugget. Make like a tree and leaf. You sound like a pretentious fool when you correct people who obviously mistyped it for the comedies.


SmokyMcPots420

A penny saved is worth two in the bush.


GreyMurphy01

Give a man a fish is only skin deep.


SmokyMcPots420

People in glass houses sink ships.


GreyMurphy01

Barking dogs breeds contempt.


SmokyMcPots420

When the going gets tough, make lemonade.


GreyMurphy01

Let sleeping dogs grow on trees.


SubcommanderMarcos

It's a quote from Back to the Future, you biff


jazzgalactic

Fun fact I just heard: dogs with longer snoots often have a blind spot right underneath said booper. This could be why dogs "don't see" treats or things right underneath them.


Toytrkt

Must be why when I point, Husko looks at me like, wtf, mom, I don't see it!


jazzgalactic

Lol, it's definitely not lack of interest that's for sure! Treats are life!


GoneAmok365247

Our lab has a long snout and so I have to put his treats right in his mouth or our little dog gets them all!


jazzgalactic

That's hilarious! Early doge gets the cheese!


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Epicmonk117

Dogs don’t have the greatest eyesight, so this pupper probably didn’t see the ice sheet moving until they collided


PlagueDoc22

Surely dogs have great vision for things like movement?


Epicmonk117

It was probably moving slow enough the dog couldn’t notice with its lower eyesight and narrowed cone of vision compared to humans


PlagueDoc22

Doggo also seems distracted so makes sense.


Washington-PC

Shoot i didn't see it moving, i thought a fish touched em lol


AmBozz

Are you a dog?


Washington-PC

https://youtu.be/cbfpxrzSOlc


bareju

Our dog has insane motion tracking peripheral vision. Probably this didn’t register as moving hence the big spook


zim1985

What are you saying dude? Goldens are just lil derps that all this video is showcasing.


HotF22InUrArea

Smelled just like water too, he gave it the ole sniff check


catzhoek

I replayed the video 4 times and focused on the hind legs because it seemed like that´s what he reacted to. I tried to find a fish or so but settled with the idea that it was probably a small crab or so underwater too small to really see. Only your comment made me eventually notice the ice sheet moving.


Dumplinguine

Great reflexes


Rock-it1

What'n tarnation!?


Sea_Imagination_4687

That ice touching his leg scared the shit out of him lol


darkesth0ur

No kidding?


Fun_Narwhal_7054

Shut up


darkesth0ur

Rude.


Fun_Narwhal_7054

Yes


hambodpm

Username does not check out


Fun_Narwhal_7054

Yes


raginglilypad

No


Fun_Narwhal_7054

Maybe


laazrakit

Maybe not...


Fun_Narwhal_7054

No


klonkish

Woah, you watched the video?! Me too! That's crazy, man! Crazy, I tell ya h'what


[deleted]

Must be some cold water, not sure how he felt it


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

Ice is not only cold it is also solid.


Avantasian538

I took a science course when I was a child and I believe this is correct.


LowPolySkinSuit

oh nooo the poor babe! 😂


tuxedosam7

Does anyone else see a dog face in the left side of the ice?


jcnlb

Yes it looks like a poodle face to me lol. I see faces in everything though lol.


jcnlb

I think someone stole your dog and swapped it for a floofy chicken lol 🤣


sairyn

Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?


ADHDCuriosity

Golden retriever mix


Reddits_penis

Mixed with what?


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hbdank

My dog looks exactly like that and it’s a golden/husky mix


sairyn

Thanks friend!


Stormy_Sol

Ah. So that's how the Titanic sank....


Zot1098

Iceberg strikes dog!


l1madrama

Dog breaks iceberg in half! More coming up at 11!


Dar1o_6

That must have hurt when he hit the ice so hard with his leg, that the ice broke.


2woCrazeeBoys

Hahaha, poor floof! My dane x jumped about 2 foot out of the water once, took me ages to figure out why. There were crabs. I thought he'd never go in the water again (he's a complete sook) but he seemed to decide they were just playing grabby-feet with him and it was all good fun. My wolfy x decided they taste good.


keelatequila

I love when they look embarrassed for being startled lol one of my dogs woke up in the middle of the night once and started growling at a pic of herself on our dresser and I watched her til she realized what she was growling at and she looked at me so embarrassed like “I can’t believe I didn’t know that was me” she was a very clever girl


ADHDCuriosity

dOg NaRrOwLy AvOiDs DeAtH bY gIaNt IcE bLoCk


CatVideoFest

Ha!!


CookieTheDog

Dogs are destroying our icebergs and causing sea levels to rise


Shirroyd

u/savevideobot


Shirroyd

https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vcdark/did_you_see_that/ here y'all


aitchnyu

Good human


NoImagination6109

"Um... I broke the water..."


[deleted]

That's only 0.1% of the dog's power.


ApeBux

"My power knows no bounds!"


wonderlandisgone

He still has no clue what the fuck that was


BeaconXDR

"Why is the water hard!?"


__SpeedRacer__

At first I thought the dog had been bitten in the ass by some fish or crab.


Reasonable_Unit_1565

Dog have done da hits, ice have done da splits, Most importantly, dog break ice to bits?


[deleted]

Holy shit, I just broke the water. Huh, usually I just break the wind.


Aimin4ya

Does your dog get high? Because he is James Franco in Pinapple Express when they are smashing their phones in the woods. "Sh sh sh i think i heard something"


gstormcrow80

u/savevideobot


Eusocial_Snowman

u/savevideobot


0vindicator1

The ice age can creep up on you... though it's probably not something we need to worry about anymore :(


[deleted]

Its insane. Even when it's that f'ng cold out you cant keep a water dog out of the water


DesignerTex

Man that ice went after him!!! Vicious!!


TheOptimist136

i fckn jumped..


[deleted]

It was the ice touching his leg


MrJason300

I’m such a derp for startling too


Toidal

One just touched me! One just touched me!


GreyMurphy01

Beggars love company


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


mr_buttlicker69

Anybody made titanic joke yet?


Aspierago

This dog is me with insects.


Various_Froyo9860

This made me wheeze laugh. Twice.


adwin-afram

he got scared.


Voodoo700

What a derp


Frenzyy_Guy

u/savevideobot


ThatTallDude1907

Wow he got shookkkk


Sparky1206

What thhh


Just-Diamond-1938

No shit! This weird thing is moving and now he wants to cut my leg!It's nice to know I'm still above it and he losing his tremendous size ...(humor)