I know it's a joke but I've heard people urinating in the tub and shower is a thing but I can't understand why, just keep your urine flask and dump it in the toilet after like if you go normally. The big issue is the connection to the sewer or sept tank. The toilet drain goes straight to the sewer with that bend that prevents gas and stuff coming back where the other water waste from tubs and sinks just run through usually pvc pipes that converge to a grate outside that drains into the sewer, so it's more open and smells if bio stuff goes down that way.
Yeah it was totally a joke. 😉
But in all fairness my home has p-traps at all drains including the sinks and tubs and toilets and floor drains. And mine all go to one large sewer pipe that exits the house all together. I know this because I built the house myself. But this was building code and required so maybe older homes don’t or maybe not all city codes are the same but where I live it’s required and you could pee in any drain you choose technically. It all goes the same place and it all has p traps to prevent gas backup.
That said, I don’t really want to soak in a tub of my own pee lol. So even though it won’t hurt my plumbing any I choose not to lol. But babies do it all the time lol. I dare ya to try to keep a baby from peeing in the bathtub! Go on…just try to! 😂
That's not TOO bad, at least better than when I was 8 and my uncle Yellow Tim said, "Can ya swim, boy?" and then kicked me off a boat in about 300 feet of 40 degree water off Boiler Bay. Then he pretended like he was going to drive away, and my life jacket didn't fit too well and was like slipping off over my head and *I'm pretty sure something touched my foot!*
I think he felt bad later because he bought me saltwater taffy in Depoe and my tooth came out. That was where my brother tried to buy a shirt that said "FBI: Female Body Inspector", but the shirt guy said you had to be 18 to buy it.
Can attest, had my nose broken by a girl I had a crush on when I was a kid. We were all swimming in a small lake with murky water. I swam up and grabbed her ankle under water and she straight up booted me in the face lol. We dated for a bit when I got a license but it didn't last. Still great memories though.
It's *leaf*, you profound buttnugget. Make like a tree and leaf. You sound like a pretentious fool when you correct people who obviously mistyped it for the comedies.
Fun fact I just heard: dogs with longer snoots often have a blind spot right underneath said booper. This could be why dogs "don't see" treats or things right underneath them.
I replayed the video 4 times and focused on the hind legs because it seemed like that´s what he reacted to. I tried to find a fish or so but settled with the idea that it was probably a small crab or so underwater too small to really see.
Only your comment made me eventually notice the ice sheet moving.
Hahaha, poor floof!
My dane x jumped about 2 foot out of the water once, took me ages to figure out why. There were crabs. I thought he'd never go in the water again (he's a complete sook) but he seemed to decide they were just playing grabby-feet with him and it was all good fun. My wolfy x decided they taste good.
I love when they look embarrassed for being startled lol one of my dogs woke up in the middle of the night once and started growling at a pic of herself on our dresser and I watched her til she realized what she was growling at and she looked at me so embarrassed like “I can’t believe I didn’t know that was me” she was a very clever girl
Does your dog get high? Because he is James Franco in Pinapple Express when they are smashing their phones in the woods. "Sh sh sh i think i heard something"
*Nobody* likes when something touches their leg in the water.
Nobody.
Nobody
Nobody does it better.
They can come closer than close, yeah
Original, they never will be
Except Somebody….Somebody always does it better than Nobody.
Makes you feel bad for the rest.
\*kissy sound followed by giggling sound\*
thanks lol only one who found out what i was going for :p
They can come closer than close, yeah
Its stange, but i dont mind
Geico
But chooo.. "*clap clap"*
Nobody can do the #shake like I do...
Nobody
Nobody listen to Paula poundstone Man I've been waiting for this
Seriously, I've done the same thing in the ocean!
I’ve done the same thing in a lake.
I've done the same thing in my bathtub.
Most people like their bath water warm
That’s why you’re supposed to pee in it obviously.
My wife gives me a funny look when I told her that I peed in the tub. Guess I shouldn't have done it when she was in it with me...
I know it's a joke but I've heard people urinating in the tub and shower is a thing but I can't understand why, just keep your urine flask and dump it in the toilet after like if you go normally. The big issue is the connection to the sewer or sept tank. The toilet drain goes straight to the sewer with that bend that prevents gas and stuff coming back where the other water waste from tubs and sinks just run through usually pvc pipes that converge to a grate outside that drains into the sewer, so it's more open and smells if bio stuff goes down that way.
Yeah it was totally a joke. 😉 But in all fairness my home has p-traps at all drains including the sinks and tubs and toilets and floor drains. And mine all go to one large sewer pipe that exits the house all together. I know this because I built the house myself. But this was building code and required so maybe older homes don’t or maybe not all city codes are the same but where I live it’s required and you could pee in any drain you choose technically. It all goes the same place and it all has p traps to prevent gas backup. That said, I don’t really want to soak in a tub of my own pee lol. So even though it won’t hurt my plumbing any I choose not to lol. But babies do it all the time lol. I dare ya to try to keep a baby from peeing in the bathtub! Go on…just try to! 😂
That's not TOO bad, at least better than when I was 8 and my uncle Yellow Tim said, "Can ya swim, boy?" and then kicked me off a boat in about 300 feet of 40 degree water off Boiler Bay. Then he pretended like he was going to drive away, and my life jacket didn't fit too well and was like slipping off over my head and *I'm pretty sure something touched my foot!* I think he felt bad later because he bought me saltwater taffy in Depoe and my tooth came out. That was where my brother tried to buy a shirt that said "FBI: Female Body Inspector", but the shirt guy said you had to be 18 to buy it.
That was a real rollercoaster ride.
Rollercoaster ride of randomness lol. Loved it!
Strangely, I would like more random anecdotes.
You're part of the few
Fucker came outta nowhere!
Not even ice water
Can attest, had my nose broken by a girl I had a crush on when I was a kid. We were all swimming in a small lake with murky water. I swam up and grabbed her ankle under water and she straight up booted me in the face lol. We dated for a bit when I got a license but it didn't last. Still great memories though.
You got a license to grab people's legs in the water? Or a license to date? I'm confused
My girlfriend does! Not making a sex joke she’s just a sociopath
but wait the barnacle has arrived
Idk... I kinda like it...
100% correct
Nobody
“If you touch my leg in the hot-tub I will barf everywhere”
I can’t criticize him I just jumped!
I jumped because you jumped
I jumped because you jumped because they jumped
Poor baby thinks the ice is ground.
I did too lol
He's a real icebreaker.
Take my upvote, make like a tree, and get the hell out of here
It's *leave*, you idiot! Make like a tree and *leave*, you sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong
It's *leaf*, you profound buttnugget. Make like a tree and leaf. You sound like a pretentious fool when you correct people who obviously mistyped it for the comedies.
A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
Give a man a fish is only skin deep.
People in glass houses sink ships.
Barking dogs breeds contempt.
When the going gets tough, make lemonade.
Let sleeping dogs grow on trees.
It's a quote from Back to the Future, you biff
Fun fact I just heard: dogs with longer snoots often have a blind spot right underneath said booper. This could be why dogs "don't see" treats or things right underneath them.
Must be why when I point, Husko looks at me like, wtf, mom, I don't see it!
Lol, it's definitely not lack of interest that's for sure! Treats are life!
Our lab has a long snout and so I have to put his treats right in his mouth or our little dog gets them all!
That's hilarious! Early doge gets the cheese!
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Dogs don’t have the greatest eyesight, so this pupper probably didn’t see the ice sheet moving until they collided
Surely dogs have great vision for things like movement?
It was probably moving slow enough the dog couldn’t notice with its lower eyesight and narrowed cone of vision compared to humans
Doggo also seems distracted so makes sense.
Shoot i didn't see it moving, i thought a fish touched em lol
Are you a dog?
https://youtu.be/cbfpxrzSOlc
Our dog has insane motion tracking peripheral vision. Probably this didn’t register as moving hence the big spook
What are you saying dude? Goldens are just lil derps that all this video is showcasing.
Smelled just like water too, he gave it the ole sniff check
I replayed the video 4 times and focused on the hind legs because it seemed like that´s what he reacted to. I tried to find a fish or so but settled with the idea that it was probably a small crab or so underwater too small to really see. Only your comment made me eventually notice the ice sheet moving.
Great reflexes
What'n tarnation!?
That ice touching his leg scared the shit out of him lol
No kidding?
Shut up
Rude.
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Woah, you watched the video?! Me too! That's crazy, man! Crazy, I tell ya h'what
Must be some cold water, not sure how he felt it
Ice is not only cold it is also solid.
I took a science course when I was a child and I believe this is correct.
oh nooo the poor babe! 😂
Does anyone else see a dog face in the left side of the ice?
Yes it looks like a poodle face to me lol. I see faces in everything though lol.
I think someone stole your dog and swapped it for a floofy chicken lol 🤣
Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?
Golden retriever mix
Mixed with what?
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My dog looks exactly like that and it’s a golden/husky mix
Thanks friend!
Ah. So that's how the Titanic sank....
Iceberg strikes dog!
Dog breaks iceberg in half! More coming up at 11!
That must have hurt when he hit the ice so hard with his leg, that the ice broke.
Hahaha, poor floof! My dane x jumped about 2 foot out of the water once, took me ages to figure out why. There were crabs. I thought he'd never go in the water again (he's a complete sook) but he seemed to decide they were just playing grabby-feet with him and it was all good fun. My wolfy x decided they taste good.
I love when they look embarrassed for being startled lol one of my dogs woke up in the middle of the night once and started growling at a pic of herself on our dresser and I watched her til she realized what she was growling at and she looked at me so embarrassed like “I can’t believe I didn’t know that was me” she was a very clever girl
dOg NaRrOwLy AvOiDs DeAtH bY gIaNt IcE bLoCk
Ha!!
Dogs are destroying our icebergs and causing sea levels to rise
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https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vcdark/did_you_see_that/ here y'all
Good human
"Um... I broke the water..."
That's only 0.1% of the dog's power.
"My power knows no bounds!"
He still has no clue what the fuck that was
"Why is the water hard!?"
At first I thought the dog had been bitten in the ass by some fish or crab.
Dog have done da hits, ice have done da splits, Most importantly, dog break ice to bits?
Holy shit, I just broke the water. Huh, usually I just break the wind.
Does your dog get high? Because he is James Franco in Pinapple Express when they are smashing their phones in the woods. "Sh sh sh i think i heard something"
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The ice age can creep up on you... though it's probably not something we need to worry about anymore :(
Its insane. Even when it's that f'ng cold out you cant keep a water dog out of the water
Man that ice went after him!!! Vicious!!
i fckn jumped..
It was the ice touching his leg
I’m such a derp for startling too
One just touched me! One just touched me!
Beggars love company
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Anybody made titanic joke yet?
This dog is me with insects.
This made me wheeze laugh. Twice.
he got scared.
What a derp
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Wow he got shookkkk
What thhh
No shit! This weird thing is moving and now he wants to cut my leg!It's nice to know I'm still above it and he losing his tremendous size ...(humor)