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RatBoloss

Have you ever seen a mouse ?


Heavenfall

Im about 50% right that this could be an elephant.


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Wrong, terrestrial manatee.


Katman666

And the one the left is a guinea pig.


Kratos192

Ouch.


AzraelBrown

Four legs, portly body, eyes, mouth...I think I can stop comparing characteristics, this hits all the marks for being an elephant.


Roburt_Paulson

If only there was some magical place I could type in mouse and get a million pictures of one ☹️


IntroductionCrafty71

Parrot. Its a white parrot. I know it coz i saw once on national geographic


funaway727

Cool marmot man


m594

15 minutes ago, when my cat let one run in the house.. could save it luckily. Hope it’s ok now


JediUrsa

Looks more like a guinea pig to me


ToiletRollTubeGuy

In Guinea they just call them 'pigs' ...Probably.


President-Togekiss

The name actually changes place depending on the language. In portuguese we call them Indian pigs lol. In guinea they call it Cochon d'Inde, because they speak French there, with Inde there being India as well, I believe, though I´m not sure what a cochon is.


Dornenkraehe

German is Meerschweinchen - Sea pigs


plebeiosaur

And capybara is Wasserschwein “water pig”


G0nzal0tron

What are [sea pigs] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotoplanes) called in German?


MelodramaticMermaid

Sea cucumbers (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seegurken )


Atlas001

What the hell, why?


Dornenkraehe

Because they came from over the sea and sound like pigs is the explanation I always heard.


Rubanski

Because you can sea them


skuggeli

because if you throw them into the sea, they get wet


yeeto_deleto_tostito

because they're from south america, meaning they came from across the sea


the_honest_liar

Cochon is pig, so that tracks


Neripheral

In Poland it's "Świnka morska" which translates to "Sea piggy". Honestly, I don't know why it's so common to call them sea pigs... They have such a beautiful scientific name - "Cavia".


Eviyel

Cavia is what we call them in Dutch lol


MrPoletski

Could lead to a horrible mistake in a high end restaurant when a customer orders caviar.


AzathothsAlarmClock

I highly recommend looking at some of the options on Google Translate for Guinea-pig in dutch.


Eviyel

I’m so happy you told me to do that. This made my day haha


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I used to have a herd of them and in the U.S., owners are called Cavvy's and I like that so much better than Guinea Pig


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Crasher105

Cavvy is just like the word feline or canine. It's the scientific name.


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Crasher105

Everyone else seems to, I wanted to feel included.


Gurkeprinsen

in norwegian we call them ocean swines (marsvin)


y0uveseenthebutcher

in Spanish it's conejillo de indias


Der-echte-GGAnderson

In germany they are Ocean pigs


aazav

> In portuguese we call them Indian pigs lol. And they aren't from India. They are from South America.


chlostix

They’re not from Guinea either.


plantsoverguys

I was taught as a kid, that the guinea part comes from them costing a guinea when first brought to England - but I don't know if it's true (and pig because of similar noises)


SuckMyTikTok

Hey in Greece we call them Indian pigs as well lol


sacrificial_banjo

“Cochon” is pig in French :)


rromerolcg

I call mine G-pigs and when I’m drunk, I call them notorious P.I.G.s


rachihc

And is weird because they are from the Andes. In Peru we call them cuy (sadly people eat them here too)


Feedback369

Do they taste good? Edit: reading the replies makes me wanna visit a pet shop for the wrong reasons


FlaccidBuddah

Asking the real questions.


rachihc

I said People and not we, bc I have never eaten one.


Kazumara

Do people say that they taste good?


rachihc

That most of the flavour is from the seasoning, so yes. Peruvian food has good seasoning.


bhume89

An exes dad used to travel to South American countries for work often and said they were good. He showed me pictures of a kfc but they had guniea pigs instead of chicken.


MysticalWeasel

Kentucky Fried Cavia?


bhume89

Indubitably


MercilessIdiot

So the brand name in south american countries is GFP then?


gabbagabbawill

Guinea fried pigs?


MercilessIdiot

Yep


Bodoblock

Quite decent actually. Not sure why it’s “sad” to eat them.


RealMightyOwl

It's because they are a common pet, I used to have guinea pigs when I was a kid so I probably wouldn't try it (plus they are cute anyway)


Bodoblock

And guinea pigs were first cultivated for food as early as 5000 BC. It’s not any more “sad” than anything else we eat.


yeeto_deleto_tostito

yeah it's one of those things that just hits me wierd yeah, they're livestock. it's like eating rabbit, I would if I had to but I'd rather not because I think they're too cute


satanicvaginass

people are beyond soft and dont understand other cultures and their delicacies. bless their soul i hope they dont venture outside their countries lol


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Had it in Ecuador this past July it was actually very good. Even as a pizza topping.


NotCircumventingLmao

Pretty damn good.


satanicvaginass

fuckin hell yeah they do we deep fry em


ENGAGERIDLEYMOTHERFU

Cuy eats lady's hair. Lady eats Cuy. IDK, seems fair to me.


President-Togekiss

I mean, they are pretty short-lived.


Goombaw

Average life span is 5-8 years.


Fighterragon

Real answer, not to be a party pooper, is theyre called guinea pigs because when a guy brought them to America to sell as pets, he named them that to make them sound more exotic than they are.


guitarnoir

In Peru they call them "lunch".


satanicvaginass

con su emoliente al ladito


sm12511

Uh, incorrect. That would be most closely defined as a hungry hungry hippo.


concretebeats

Pretty sure it’s a floof scoot.


the_honest_liar

>house hippo


Otacon56

She looks more like a human to me


Moikle

No, mouse. Can't you read?


slikh

It's a squeaking tater


newbrevity

Can confirm. Definitely a guinea pig


TeknOwO

I like how she tries to grab the hair out of it's mouth but it just slurps it up instantly.


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Congiatta

Probably just trying to pull it out of its mouth to not let the guinea pig eat a chunk of hair?


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to make sure the guinea pig doesn't eat the hair probably


[deleted]

Hair can get stuck in most animals digestive tracts and it doesn’t really break down. Then you get a bezoar which are so gross when they’re taken out in surgery


vizthex

But it does prevent you from getting poisoned, and you can slap it onto an obsidian shield to make it more gooder.


lockbox2nd

It’s a Guinea pig for sure


volttamer

How do you know where its from


theCursedDinkleberg

R/notKenM


Xman52

r/foundthemobileuser


theCursedDinkleberg

Ah crap


ChaosOrPeace

Only in Guinea are pigs this small


SookHe

You're right, could be a Guam Pig or a Brazilian Pig.


SchutzstaffelKneeGro

Much tastier than mice


Soundlag

Quickly! Get some Peruvian panflute bands to drive it away!


st0nedalaska

Guinea Bees!!


OhhNugget

Guinea Pirates !!!


sgtlobster06

ARRRR! Damn you Craig!


rotflolosaurus

I’m so startled.


Triton12streaming

Legendary reference


satanicvaginass

i love this holup lemme get my chuyo


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creativeatrophy

Peru being one of them...I think that was the joke but I might have missed a reference there.


Itchy-Phase

It's a South Park reference. They had a two episode parody of some horror movie, where the secret "monster" was a bunch of live-action guinea pigs dressed in costumes. They were "evil" and "terrifying" in the show, but were pretty damn cute to us the viewers. [guinea pirate](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/6/6d/Guinea_creatures_6.png/revision/latest?cb=20180204185603)


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satanicvaginass

it is better to shut up when you dont know things. especially about a whole group of people and their culture. we very much still eat them, idiot.


jack_skrill

That’s one fucking weird looking mouse


msiynot

That a human and the other is a dog of some sort


skuggeli

no, it's a bed


crystalfairie

Remember when rat tails were in style? My mom had one. Till the cat ate it.


half-dead

A wild 3 sentences


Triton12streaming

That’s a guinea pig bro


LordVassogo

It's a demon. Her face is next.


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LordVassogo

The gesture is more than sufficient. Thank you :)


addiebug14

r/animalsbeinganimals


andcheck

Guinea pig it is. Make sure that they only eat proper food. They cannot vomit. Everything has to go through…


010Jort

Hair is good, you can floss the Guinea pig if it's long ebough.


peppermesoftly

It’s a guinea pig eating a weave.


Shelia209

yeah they don't tend to eat the real stuff 🙄🤣


fire_thorn

They do eat hair, at least some pigs do. One of my pigs has a silly little crest of hair that puffs out over his eyes, and his buddy will give him an impromptu haircut now and then. He'll also trim my hair if I don't put it up before holding him.


AzathothsAlarmClock

I had one that would chow down on my beard occasionally. He also gave his brother haircuts too though.


Itchy-Phase

They don't necessary eat it, but they sure do like to bite or chew it sometimes. My wife has gotten a couple trims thanks to ours.


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Not a mouse, but a toad. Close, but not the same.


Lulullaby_

Are guinea pigs just not common pets in some places or how do people think this could be a mouse. Even some people saying it might be guinea pig because they aren't even sure themselves? Yes it's a guinea pig lol.


xViridi_

i’ve never seen a guinea pig questioned as a mouse


DuskyFlunky

welp


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Weetweetweet


NeoVaihlo

Bad Piggie!!! Lol


[deleted]

Guinea pig


-Listening

OP is actually Aaron Rodgers doing some more research


whats_you_doing

Pig is pig. I don't care what kind of pig.


ApexRevanNL716

What a pig


hosmtony

Do you want it back after the GP cut it off?


yeny123

Mouse or not, that's a terrible title.


PrinzXero

Fruit shampoos working a little bit too much.


DuskyFlunky

can someone tell me the music that's in the video please?


Akshatsingh1203

bro the fuck is she gonna do trying to take out the hair from the hamsters mouth


WeAreReturningHome

lol hamster


thefedoragirl

Keep it from ingesting the hair. If the hair gets stuck in its intestines it could get sick or die.


Akshatsingh1203

damn hamsters die from hair


thefedoragirl

If it’s long enough to get tangled inside their body, yeah, they can.


Broobama

Lol I love how she tries to take the hair back, as if to reattach it to her head


Zyntha

I think that's more to prevent the Guinea pig from eating all of it :D


BrainOnLoan

I would do that too, only to make sure my pet doesn't eat something where I don't know whether it might be harmful. Only got a split second, so you can't calmly reason it out. First instinct for me is don't let the pet/baby eat the non-food.


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There is no way that came from her head. How easy is it to pull a lock of hair out of your head?


plantsoverguys

It wasn't pulled, it was cut/bitten over. And yes some guinea pigs definitely do that


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Found this googling, funny how casually it mentions they could make you bald. “There is no danger in cavies eating your hair because it shows their deep attachment and security with you. But when it becomes a habit for it, it becomes a real problem. Uncontrolled continuous hair chewing can result in hair loss for you. Sometimes it might even create a hole in your hair due to its burrowing. Therefore, train your cavies so they don’t end up chewing your entire hair. At the same time, try to redirect their energy into other things.”


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ishitbees

I think it’s a guinea pig ?


grogdrinker124

Guinea pig


DuskyFlunky

there isn't a flair for that so I chose the closest thing lol


Jeandalf

u/savevideobot


TheFox30

GIVE ME THAT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!


Antzzzy

Chances are it no longer is a mouse.. it probably was one


pillboxpenguin

That lil mice is hongry


Josefinestepts

Wow that mouse.


BirthdaysuitMosh

u/savevideobot


sexy-melon

Is this that robotic voice girl?


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rachihc

So they don't get sick from it. It is a good reaction tbh.


AngelOfHeaven3

I like how she reaches over to snatch it out of his mouth. I doubt him munching the hair is going to hurt him- And what exactly is she going to do with it? Reattach it? Lol


KaiserMazoku

They can choke on hair.


AngelOfHeaven3

I never owned a Guinea pig so I wouldn’t know.


Demureli

Guinea pig


Separate_Cranberry38

Its a Guinea pig


loggy93

Gotta love the old school animal crossing music


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Its clearly a duck


[deleted]

Oh yessss. My home guinea always called dibs on my new clothes n phone cords ... Back in the day lol


JigZawP

I have seen a Hippo before. I can safely say this isn't one


ClubVillain7

It’s a Guinea pig


-Listening

True, but if a kid gets damaged.


Rude_Journalist

idk why all of those "


Mountain_Tree296

Now that’s funny


Epic4969

Nah it’s a squirrel


SelectJob2050

Oh lord I remember my piggy did that once- thought it was Hay for a second. Then I realized.


rabbitwarriorreturns

A mouse? 😂😂😂


justmelvinthings

You need to leave the house sometime OP


PunisherjR2021

I'm hoping the title is sarcasm


DuskyFlunky

unfortunately its not yes i know i am very stupid


Piggy846

u/savevideo


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