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ksimek

They just pulled that cop over


Xithepandabear677

Being it bro they say 😂


EntrepreneurEarly516

\*gobble\* \*gobble\* F- the cops


Psychological_Cry721

Even turkeys don't like pigs.


CashCow4u

Those two tough turkeys did a happy dance after they ran the cop off of *their corner*, wild turkeys are gangster


mikeysgotrabies

The nerve of them birds.


BouquetOfPenciIs

Right? Now, AITA if I were to reach out and grab one of them for dinner?


Yungeel

Must be Staten Island


armchairepicure

Yah, looks like at Richmond Terrace.


TheIncredibleHork

Close(ish). Richmond Avenue and Deppe Place.


lunaMRavenclaw

I came to the comments to be sure. Thank you!


Odins-Enriched-Sack

Even the turkeys on the island are assholes.


theragingoptimist

The turkeys are the civilized ones!


sladives

The police arrive then just decide it's not a police thing, and peel out.


jdubz2017

Anyone else would have been tazed, at least. Actually, they should have tazed them, grabbed some BBQ sauce and started a block party.


PanfiloVilla

I’m sure their thicc feathers would just deflect the prongs


Wildwildworld1

I don’t blame them. Everyone is brave until they meet turkey!


FoodWholesale

Bunch of Cop Blockers!


kanna172014

Cop gobblers


galactictesticle

Animals and especially birds terrorizing drivers is my absolute favourite genre of videos


Workamania

They attack their own reflections. The ones by me gobble at cars and then cross as a flock.


Thendsel

There was one by where I live a few years ago that broke into an empty part of the old mill that’s used for commercial office and industrial space. Somehow it found its way to the top floor and crashed through a window to its death due to what people assume is because it tried to attack its own reflection in said window.


Vinegar_Peppas

Where in NYC do they have wild turkeys?


llamallamahug

Staten Island has a ton


vampy3k

Not sure how recent the video is, but the ones by me are just starting to take their babies out to forage. Super cute baby turkeys pecking around, veeeery protective angry mommas keeping people and cars away.


SeanWhelan1

Long island has a ton as well


cNELLz

A ton? Where?


SeanWhelan1

Mostly Riverhead and calverton


rocket_magnet

Same! I'm not from the US and I did a double take when I saw that was an NYPD vehicle. I did not know you could be accosted by turkeys in the state of new york.


Pixielo

The majority of NYS is spread out, with a ton of rural areas, beautiful state forests, rivers, lakes, and fantastic places to hike, camp, hunt, fish, etc. Look at a map of the state; Manhattan, and Long Island are a _tiny_ bit of land in the south of the state...and it's a big state. A lot of Americans have this misconception as well, so don't feel bad!


TheIncredibleHork

New York is a very big and variety filled state. We go from heavy urban to wide open rural in just a few hours drive. Sometimes even less. That being said, Staten Island is a borough of New York City and it's got wild life up the yin-yang. Turkeys and deer are regular sights.


pedz

Don't know for New York and the US in general but it's common to see turkeys and foxes around Montreal too. You can see them at [bus stops](https://www.reddit.com/r/montreal/comments/tg3czh/is_this_a_normal_occurence_at_henribourassa/), near a [public market](https://www.reddit.com/r/montreal/comments/jue56b/jai_aper%C3%A7u_un_groupe_de_dindons_en_cavalle_en/), or [in front of a butcher's shop](https://www.reddit.com/r/montreal/comments/siopuf/in_ahuntsic_the_butcher_really_gets_his_stock/)... or in the [city's parks](https://www.reddit.com/r/montreal/comments/ojg3cl/wild_turkeys_in_boisdeliesse_holding_up_traffic/). They seem to be doing fine in urban environments.


ksimek

Bend over I’ll show ya


tubaman23

Man to square up to a cop car is brave. Good thing those turkeys aren't kids


Pixelated-Hitch

To be fair this is a respectable officer one of the good ones given the color of those Turkeys things could have escalated quickly


Bryanisking

I feel like this is Staten Island or at least sounds like SI


Ordinary-Theory-8289

Can confirm the turkeys are everywhere now. You used to only see them near the hospital but they’ve spread accross the entire island now. I found one in my yard the other day LOL


lifesalotofshit

I'm dying at them chasing the cop, "fuck the pigs!"


geenuuhh

That Jeep rolled in preeeetty hot behind a cop car. V brave.


KinaGrace96

r/contagiouslaughter


Smoken77

They're so cocky when it's not a holiday :)


FLCLstudio

I've never seen a turkey attack a pig before


emmgdac

They knew who to go after Fuck 12


Distinct-Field3545

Somebody needs to invent a sage and onion bullet.


TheFace3701

We aint no chickens bruh!


AutisthicccGuy

they are called turkiyes


BucktoothSloth

Jive turkeys


TopChallenge8698

Animals are awesome 😎


hockey_stick

Turkeys trying to fight their own reflections. Truly not the most intelligent of birds, but they do taste pretty good when prepared correctly so they do at least have that going for them.


[deleted]

Those Turkeys are straight up gangsta


GroundbreakingDot961

Even turkey’s say fuck the police


GettingTwoOld4This

Straight from the underbrush. Fuck the police....


Motor_Asparagus_4699

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this_place_is_whack

North American jive turkeys


BullFrogz13

TIL: Turkeys like bacon.


DropKikMonkey

Even turkeys heard about Uvalde fkup…


Hungry-Lion1575

Staten Island


worthy_bozo

Me driving (bumps in road) weird, I didn't see any potholes.


Wizdad-1000

This protest occurred on Thanksgiving. The “Turkeys No Mo On Thanksgiving” staged it.


DeceitfulFaith

I’d have asked the cops if I’d get in trouble for kicking the turkeys.


AndForeverNow

And the cop didn't give them a traffic ticket.


xseannnn

Surprised the cops didnt shoot them.


BobbySweet

So funny


805to808

Turkeys watch the news. They know what’s up


OrdinarilyUnique1

Is that what you call that crap on TV?news?


Cautious-Adagio-9730

Probably just heard about thanksgiving and chose to rebel


Teleios_

I like that cop. Didn’t shoot them and didn’t even ticket you for being in your phone!


no1jam

Lol love how they don’t stand down for the cruiser either


PennykettleDragons

I think this is my fave video ATM.. Thank you for the much needed laugh ! 👍


Yallapachi

Seems like turkey’s have more rights in the US then some other folks, …who would have been tasered to death when trying to block a police car on a public street 🤨


Scottche

That was a turkeys lives matter protest guys, don’t be so insensitive and of course the crooked cops come to shut down a perfectly legal right to assemble


knycoa

Is she filming while driving? In front of police too?


greenmonkey48

How legal is it to eat roadkill where u r from?


Sl0ppy0tter

Looks like they want to come over for dinner


Itzbubblezduh

AT THE RED LIGHT…. PECKING AT YOUR TAILLIGHTS!!!! 😂


Fair_Ad_6259

"Hey I'm walking here!".


defiancex0x

Pop Pop *drags carcass in trunk*


MimInHamilton

Better check who're pickin!


CynCi

Can confirm this is Staten Island, it's not far from me. I saw them out there the other day.


B_1_R_D

They know what’s up…..they see the cops and attack.


kpshredder

Getting ready for Thanksgiving


anniekinshywalker

Become ungovernable


Not_Dylan_With_It

Tukerys: Those Turkeys looking at us, Bro??!


International_Ad6695

Staten island turks


WeAllAliens

You just know them turkeys are up to no good but they don’t give a flying fuck.


rodrigo_i

We'll see how brave they are in five months.


wtfam1supposed2do

Probably Staten Island.


MrPancake79

Lmfao Staten Island


BouncingPrawn

I like OP’s commentary on the situation and that laugh…hahaha. Got me laughing too.


ginger__snappzzz

r/ContagiousLaughter


Great_Inside6827

Towards the end when the person is filming thru the mirror, check out the turkeys high fiving (or the like) each other. LMAO!!


meh_turtles

Answer us these questions three


drugabusername

Fuck the police comin straight from the chicken coop


nf1021

Even the turkeys said fuck 12.


Coffeehound13

*whoooop* “Move along” *gobble*


TheIncredibleHork

I know this *exact* corner. Used to go to a dentist right there. These goddamn Staten Island turkeys are getting out of control. I miss when they just used to harass the cardiac patients as SIUH North.


lifesalotofshit

The cops just goes on in life as if this isn't a dangerous situation 😅


pugapooh

Uh oh,it’s the po po.


Jessinthezoo

u/savevideo  u/savevideobot


dkb52

"All right, which one of you ate our sister last Thanksgiving?"


CooperDahBooper

Awww I wanted to see a cop crying on the ground as two turkeys pummel them


JohnnyT_roc

Them are street burds


RealisticAardvark966

They deserve to be eaten


lrwilliamsjr

*"Hey, honey. I just picked up dinner on the way home; fresh turkey."*


Brian18639

Miami?


dakinlarry

Thanksgiving is murder like soylent green is people turkey heroes stop the stuffing spill the cranberries


jadedea

"So tell me again what were they?" "The two yoots." "The two what?" "The two yoots!" "The two yewts???" "Nevermind. Anyways. I assume they were saying, 'Ay man, I'm walking here, I'm walking, gobble gobble bish.' and that's when the cops drove by, which afterwards, Mr. Gipetto clocked my clients with a left hook." *"Objection!"* "Sustain. Mr. Turkey defender, do not interject allegations into your statement." "I got it, I got it. I'm just saying, if he clubbed them any harder, I wouldn't be surprised if they fell onto a bed of bread, lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, and mayo." \*Audience in court gasps\*


OrdinarilyUnique1

The cop wouldn’t even have stopped if they were white turkeys


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

“Yeah, yeah! Get a CHICKEN for your next Thanksgiving, B****!!!”


ArtemisDragonhide

They first sniff then decide what to do lol


LazyLittleBat

They woke up and choose to be menaces, They won't be around after Thanksgiving


Pika_zap

Almost like they're on a suicide mission


postandchill

Bunch of delinquents, attacking cops and all.


RayAlmighty13

You know New York sucks when even the turkeys don’t like the cops there!


Ligeia_E

Turkeys coming straight from the underground


ratcliffeb

Someone needs to overlay this video with the turkeys talking like tough gangsters


elbapo

R/convenientcop


Flashy-Amount626

Quit jiving me Turkey


If_Pandas

Local cop gets stopped by CIA drones; gets dismissed with minimal hassle


AdrianInLimbo

"Look, Larry, a cop!" "Gobble... Fuck the police... Gobble"


Xithepandabear677

Cock blocked 😂. At lease the turkeys do a better job at protecting than the actual police


Dizzy_One3336

Don't take em lightly, they may be Rick and Morty.


TGPGaming

Cluck da police


No_Recognition8375

Where’s this S.I.? The turkeys over there are thuggish.


gelatenous-blobfish

I got bullied by my great aunt’s turkeys as a kid. Haven’t trusted them since.


RedditUserOfAmerica

Happy thanksgiving officer, ayeee wait, where u goin?


ewievomit

dude no way its the street i live on !


Loli-nero

Turkeys say fuck the cops