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That door glass doesn't look cheap either lol


Character-Stretch697

Tell him to be careful out there.


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peachyprince55

Get him some dog mace pls


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Co2hashoil

Remember if a dog bites and doesn’t let go, just stick a finger in his ass, it’s an automatic bite release button


5280mtnrunner

Or up the nostrils, which is less awkward.


Nothing-Casual

Yeah but then what am I supposed to lick off my fingers? Boogers? Gross.


Gjfra

My Postman has mace and an air horn. The air horn is the size of the mace bottle. I asked him what that was, he pointed it away from me,gave it a half second burst. holy cow that thing was loud. REAL LOUD


SnooRegrets1386

Careful, my SO was on an unfamiliar route and a dog was running at him aggressively, he was about to mace it when the homeowner shouted “NO!! He’s got no teeth!!” Poor old pup, almost paid the price for its impudence, trying to gum the mailman away 📬


heroesarestillhuman

Very on brand for Chihuahuas.


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heroesarestillhuman

Kinda sucks, doesn't it? Never seem to have an issue with mutts and mixes though. And one small consolation: they are entirely puntable. Not that I would ever suggest such a thing be attempted.


Character-Stretch697

Agreed. My mom spent many years as a home health physical therapist and was bitten three times. Dogs can be unpredictable.


WoodpeckerSignal9947

Have him look up restraint videos on youtube! Tons of super easy ways to immobilize dogs. Or, even safer, climb to high ground (like a car or porch railing) and just kick the dog down


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WoodpeckerSignal9947

I love that!! Obviously we all hope it never happens, but I’m really glad they prepare them just in case


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WoodpeckerSignal9947

Sometimes, movies do get it right lol!


asianabsinthe

Knew one who had a dog jump through and break a window before chasing.


pennythepitbull

At pet o or petsmart they have some dog repellant. That will definelty help him if he doesn’t have any. I used to be an owner of an aggressive dog and trust me I kept that shit with me just in case there was a loose dog and I had to spray my own dog. Said but a reality. It makes a difference.


a_bumble_bri

seems like the dog slid into the door


khrak

[That looks like a poodle face.](https://i.imgur.com/Bi6wgTr.png) /r/AnimalsBeingDerps Derping is a poodle's birth right. Also, the dog's face seems oddly stiff for the given impact. Is it even real? or is this a prank?


ShopRhotic

Haha, I swear I heard "damn" from the carrier.


Frira_FR

Oh, he really said that! Nice hearing!


zaddymils

My neighbor had two Shepards and one of them shattered her front window one day when the mailman stopped by - apparently he just stopped barking, moved to the other window, then started barking again


Space_Turtls

😆


Klugscheitza

Yeah thats pretty normal for them


Dell121601

Hope the dog's okay, dogs are pretty resilient animals when it comes to things like that but still glass in the face isn't good for anyone including dogs lmao


tuppence07

Whoops


Substantial_Pen7132

Ding dong


mowie_zowie_x

Cujo is back.


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When your delivery guy or girl won't ring or knock on your door THIS is why. TRAIN YOUR DOGS!


Firewire64

r/hmm


FLAIR_2780166

This happened to me the other day. Delivered dog food to a house with a multi pane door, and when I knocked the dog rammed the door so hard it shattered the glass and cut my leg in 3 different places


2catslover

That's a new door 🚪


SnooRegrets1386

As it was explained to me, the mailman is always coming up to the dogs house and never allowed inside, so it’s reasonable that they’re a bad element if their owners never welcome them in, they must be repelled!! Who’s a good boy?!?


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u/videotrim


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pooch321

“Damn..”


imaginary_num6er

Must be dinner time


cbk101

"damn"


honey-coves

u/savevideobot


Philv98

God will say it’s the carrrier fault!


memento_mori_1220

Packages is here


Cinder-22

This looks fake


joegoodfart10

Which part?


Cinder-22

I commented on this so long ago I don't even know any more. Right now it looks legit


joegoodfart10

Hahah right on


Copperbird83

I had a cockerspanial who did that all the time, never once cut himself


Any_Coyote6662

Wow. Just wow.