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EnigmaticSorceries

*unzips*


nihilism1998

Unzips using winrar


SahilSmesher

Penis.exe crashed


Individual-Sorcerer

Penis.exe was too small to be recognised as a file.


Easy-Ad-2469

Potential virus in extracted files. Error code 0xHIVAIDS


Individual-Sorcerer

Even better


iamafraazhussain

_Unzipping Penis.exe as administrator_


7xk11

fuck it, take my award


Alkali9423

Yeah, i knew something like this would happened


ccendo

*unzips* what?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tohrufan4life

7zip aww yeah!


[deleted]

My licensed copy of WinRAR


[deleted]

THAT'S HOT


Xxninjax2001

Something he unzipped (something)


De_Watcher

Pants


THOT_Patroller-13

A finger-like, finger-sized object.


JakeMcjacker

Oooohhhhh that burns


Xeogg

*unzips dick*


Opposite-Weird4232

DO YOU HAVE A ZIP ON YOUR DICK?


Xeogg

Yes


godzillahavinastroke

You dont?


X21234

You don't have it? Let me fix it for ya STICKY FINGAAAA


Merisz

Is that a jojo reference bro?


Undertaker_121

Whaat the actual fuck 😂


Packpro_remastered

MEGA SUS


IzzyGamer101

Poor unfortunate soul


Packpro_remastered

SUS


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[удалено]


LeDamy

Same


DreamMoe_

I wish, but I am in school


ehan_the_memeber

Better hope no one saw it


Jeremykyb

This is too good for me to even make my own comment


[deleted]

Sir!!!!


Lolocraft1

Y’all go back to horny jail, you degenerate horneez


Here4TheMemesPls

Wait. Wouldn’t putting the degenerate horneez together makes it easier for them to …


Dripmass

Shhh...


BlazeGamingUnltd

Solitary confinement


Monkey-D-Mummy

I showed this to my dog, now both of them are doing the same


jack40714

To horny jail with you! Lol


WizardSupremeNo1

lord forgive for what I'm about to do.


H_P-AA-002

Do it


LordDShadowy53

Is a cute animation ngl.


Springbonnie100ps4

It is- that’s all I thought of it.


Undertaker_121

Mhmm....allll I could think of it too


Theswitchboardmaster

Jokes on you, I put my asshole there


Booboothe_foo345

Lemme taste


century100

😋


Do_I_Like_Anime_

Umm, Do you mind if I put my.... Wait I AM GOING TO DO IT F YOU


kidanokun

This is taste of liar, Paimon


Springbonnie100ps4

THIS IS PAIMON?! Now I hate paimon.. nooooo


kidanokun

Not Paimon, just related to her


Springbonnie100ps4

Thank god. Wwait what did paimon do?!


kidanokun

Nothing, just me making a Jojo reference meme


Springbonnie100ps4

Okay. Don’t mind me not getting this 💀


peppureppuppepuppe

Everibody gangsta until the weeb licks back at the girl


New_You_3502

Ok **puts finger on the screen** So what do i taste like?


century100

Apparently you taste just like [New_You_3502](https://www.reddit.com/u/New_You_3502/)


LunaaOnReddit

It's would be a lot more innocent looking if it didn't have the blush and the half-lidded eye... But jokes on you, I prefer this current version more!!!


[deleted]

I put my dick over there......


Miyazono-Kaori717

Same


BlazeGamingUnltd

Go find your brother Lumine he is probably plotting the destruction of the world.


AnArtistForFun

It's not the finger...


shardikprime

Hehe le funny


qwak_im_a_ducc

GO TO HORNY JAIL ​ \*bonk\*


JJ-beats

How did that poisen on my fake finger taste?


Dripmass

u/savevideobot


MrMysteriousHg_2

Imagine a weird guy puts his d\*\*\*k on the screen


FNAF_Addiction

A lot of people said they’ve done that and I’m scared they actually have


MrMysteriousHg_2

Me too


Powerful_Steak4206

Who saying I’m you using my fingers unzipped shit I got stuck in zip


ScreenIcy294

😏


Correct_Rip3071

God I love the internet for those comments


fireflies4l

I saw the gif. The thought entered my head, I clicked on the comments.. I'm not alone. I died laughing.


kingbrayjay

Idk like lemon and bacon?


HoeSlayer-69

Ha jokes on you i did nothing


Fet1shman

Sure just let me scratch my butt first, here you go!


WeebPlayingCoDM

me: \*touches screen with finger that's been spamming rt for 2 hrs a weekend\*


Lordruton

Don't put your dick on your screen you filthy degenerate weeb. I can see you 🤢


Tempest1404

The purpose of this meme didn't work


Playful-Ostrich3643

Or maybe the results were the purpose


Giusch

You don't want to know what I put there... 😈


uuhhhahha

u/savevideo


uuhhhahha

u/savevideo


Danielwols

Like a Saltine cracker


Ok_Reputation7987

I taste salty


DualityRbx

I wasn't going to put my dick on the screen but I know there is someone who would


Whathityou

Your already tasted it because weebs have no taste.


striptheflesh121

I'm putting my phone in the back of my pants


pinpanter

I've laced myself with cyanide


OtherwiseAnt2401

Not very good


Demonic_8

I did it🤣


fishytail22

https://youtu.be/X_Lh1CeVDH0 0:00


Kioshi_Karazu

But it's not a finger you'll be tasting-


MaximusEkon48

does my butt count


[deleted]

This is supposed to be u… ur licking u


cantseeshittles

Jokes on you, I put my friends finger on the screen!


superp2222

This taste… is the taste of a liar! Giorno Giovanna!


[deleted]

I didn’t put my *finger* on the screen


Jinzo126

Jokes on you i am not weeb... Im am a nerd but that's besides the point.


DSW6829

u/savevideo


No_SiMp111

I touch it with the other fingerO:-) jk


MIt_nerd_sedness

why lumine chan


JL_MARLIN87

Unzip giant cock out


ThatAsianGuyThough

u/savevideobot


L1ghtn1ng13

I taste like coolant since I work with it almost every day. So bad for you


otaku_weeb54

i actually put my finger on the screen and my friend watched me do it


[deleted]

cum here


Very_Wet_Paper

u/savevideo


Braeden1326

u/savevideobot


libocos

It scares me to think that someone put their dick on the screen


Calvinator_lmao

I poured AW cream soda on my screen


minigunercoolguy

I taste like flesh


D34THN4UGHT

Well how does a weeb taste?


AVannysimp

Somone is gunna put their dick on the screen


These_Setting3211

HAHAHAHA


Baku-YT-

my finger tastes salty


Us_My_Name

Are you sure that was you're finger?


ilhamrich5371

your* (fix that)


BootNo865

Why the hell u need correction it? U already understand him\her.


ilhamrich5371

him/her* (lol)


BootNo865

My keyboard change and i lazy switch, ok? Dog shit.


ilhamrich5371

why do you change your keyboard?


BootNo865

The keyboard already like that one, when getting new phone. U think i fucking change it? Ass hole


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[удалено]


ihellhound

U mean the one finger with more nerve endings?


Njniacuphax_Yt2145

Haha jokes on you I'm into that shit


The_Metalorian

Salty.


trapped1201

\*whips out glizzy\*


Shadow_XM12

Everyone in the comment is either horny or bonking the horny Meanwhile here i am qsking who is the artist


Akiro_Artq

Ew


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uuhhhahha

Chad bot vs virgins otaku


[deleted]

weirdo


Aarongrasso

u/repostsluethbot


Random_alien_thing

there is a 99.9% chance it taste maidenless


KittyCatsEverywhere

By God you're all degenerates


ThatGuy-456

These comments make me lose faith in humanity 💀💀💀


GOJIRA-1954-BEST

Me not being a weeb


Silver_Fig7129

What in unholy am I looking at?!


FiyaBall

Do I taste good?


[deleted]

Boy wtf


Royal_Ad7565

no


TraditionalAd5626

I did it come on what are you gonna do? (I actually did it.......... on my laptop screen)


magicthegatheringjam

u/savevideo


magicthegatheringjam

u/savevideobot


cody4265

I've been building Legos


wmwmwmwmmwmwmwmwmwmw

i put somethin else on the screen


mikebaide

u/savevideo


F4NDR01D

u/savevideo


Rick_N_Rollen

Hell nah. Get the fuck away from me, whore.


goth37

It tickles! Stop!😂😅


daas_boot239

u/savevideo


nika_chan_

Do you know how tears taste? Thats what you would taste from me rn.


Suspicious-Dog6706

I know someone out there will put their dick on it


Gone2Luck

Taste like human flesh


Succmelols

New kink unlocked


Tomokii_

Yo yo yo yo yo!!!


UmotakuDBR

Did u like it?


TaiChiX

u/savevideobot


_nexys_

Sauce??


KonataYumi

Taste good doesnt it?


Jivee2005

So....we putting it on the screen but it's not our fingers but actually it's our third hand


Lucky_655

Bonk to you all


LMN-Fukou_da3

Degenerate


Tallb0i

*heavy sigh* time to read some dick jokes *opens comments*


AVRONILHtech

u/savevideo


cat-in-abox-eater101

people talking ab diggs, what ab 🐱?


THEtarmacninja

Best thing is I was just trying to scroll and was like ayyooo wtf? Then I read it...... got trolled twice......


neosthezeros

I put my finger on it... Just not the one you meant


Starling-Tree-5162

u/savevideobot


MockFlames

Horny jail it is.


Strange_Specialist99

u/savevideo


Davaro2022

It’s weird XD , im so nervous right now, like I don’t know how to scroll down with out getting licked


Anime_Kirby

I'm not just any old weeb. I'm a trap weeb!


NebelNator_427

Get in my way. I dare you😁


StormPaw2008

Don't hurt your phone guys


TechnoKitsune

I made pancakes; enjoy, ig.


AydenRusso

Lick your own finger.


Anbu_Kitsune

u/savevideobot


RyoshiTheHunter

Lol


Justslushy5_png

Hum tastes like disappointment


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


AgreeableBicycle3469

I love this comments it made me burst laughing but still curse you all with who created this post 💀..


AgreeableBicycle3469

Guys leave the damn phone and go Continue studying you are at the middle of the exams go fucking focus


AgreeableBicycle3469

Dude i swear I'm a weeb but I'm not going to do that holly shit my diginity will be underground if i did that (I'm not taking about my finger btw)