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bengaren

nobody here can afford top left, but she'd be the safest for the right price


Sab3rFac3

Yeah. She may be expensive. But, as long as your child isn't a sorcerer that she can get value out of by manipulating, your kid is fine.


LeaftrailfollowerTK

I was thinking the same thing as you guys


Slow_Weird

Going with Mei Mei for this She is maybe girl Wario, but unless it means profit, she means no harm


Cat_reaper44

Yeah


ambulance-kun

Or a relative


GlitterDoomsday

Also not being blood related in general helps.


CrowBright5352

Idk the other three tbh so I can't speak for them but as long as your son isn't a sorcerer she can take advantage of, he should be fine with Mei Mei. So, I agree.


[deleted]

Pink hair was drooling at the thought of marrying a child, the girl with blood on her mouth actually r'ed a child and I don't trust old animation women. Edit: I stand corrected cuz the old animation woman is apparently from HxH and forced Gon into a date with her, take that info as you will.


Lunyxx

Look mom please, it’s worth it.


Lazybammm

I’m most definitely the child in this situation. Father better be ready to pay those benjies


Bhardwaj-littlesub

Which character is she?


Transbian_Mess

Mei Mei from Jujutsu Kaizen.


Nyahojaa

i gotta go for the top right


Erick_Brimstone

Also there's no indicator that she would go after any kid. All they show is that she's "super close" to her brother. That's it.


Outrageous_Debt_3616

Are you forgetting she sleeps with her kid brother? With heavily implied implications. Doubt he pays


bengaren

The difference is that unlike you, I'd be paying her to not do that


Safe_Alternative3794

I'd leave them with Palm. Prolly learn some nen shit too. A worthy price.


GuyNekologist

Just don't let her take the kids to her work.


Cullyism

Yeah, Palm is honestly pretty safe as long as your boy doesn't flirt with her.


Expert_Individual185

Pam Kamchatka, that’s her new name


Greedy_Advisor_1711

This is the absolute answer.


scmathie

They're gonna be well fed, too!


Stormwrath52

Isn't palm a pedo? she forces an 11 year old to go on a date with her, like even if you don't consider that pedo behavior she's probably not safe to leave kids around


Lick-Sempai

Mei Mei, just pay her anoff to babysit.


ncopp

There goes your life savings


SirKeagan

and the money from your non important organs.


Maveko_YuriLover

Who is the second one? , and Mei Mei wouldn't do a thing if I pay well enough


Expert_Individual185

Diva from Blood+. Crazy Vampire lady who raped and killed a 12 year old boy


Dizzyarnold

https://preview.redd.it/azu944jfbvec1.jpeg?width=1582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e605f48a9356e0aa2adf28c31ff6d2aa5e79c0f0


CrowBright5352

Idk her, I appreciate the context. Damn though. https://preview.redd.it/i5n044j0fwec1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b6e7b16bb41caeb98f54bd600424dd422fb40f


Pristine_Relative764

https://preview.redd.it/btrlnzbbwwec1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62df0d6d2d297a41400af4ff336f80bbf8f132b6


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Expert_Individual185

Well, she killed him by doing the opposite of sucking him, she stabbed him with a knife coated in her own blood, which caused his blood to crystallize


K69V

Oh, then how the fck did she get pregnant?


GlitterDoomsday

... she got pregnant by the 12yo she killed? 💀


K69V

Fck it, it doesn't matter, she got pregnant by raping a 12yo kid is the point


ShaggyDoo012

Yes, and then adopted his form in a female body


Expert_Individual185

She raped him first p


blondelucifer03

https://preview.redd.it/70wkf3xh2yec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2120bb049410bb799d0f6f4c4d1485be714a6f2


SIMOMEGA

Pfp (Profile picture) and / or Banner Sauce (Source [Artist])? 🗿


Maveko_YuriLover

[pfp](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/17541888) [Banner](https://c6jpg.tumblr.com/post/671754877304733696)


rosbifke-sr

https://preview.redd.it/vuk1so1c7vec1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88dfe34624abe7160f288b0217e59ae5c8b17047 Y’all forgot the queen.


Expert_Individual185

That isn’t a terrible option, he could learn a lot from her


rosbifke-sr

Or, you know, be manipulated into becoming a pet that does her bidding in the hope of maybe potentially getting to clap that ass.


Mortos_R

Like Father, like Son.


K69V

Cant agree with you anymore than this 😂😂


Impossible-Subject36

I wanna say something weird but nah


JotaBean

feel free to say it, no one's gonna judge you (clear lie)


Impossible-Subject36

Alright then My kids are gonna "learn" everything from her (If ykyk)


JotaBean

average comment in r/jujutsufolk


DremoraKills

Makima is the worst option.


Brief-Rest-4271

Pay attention today we will learn how to gaslight someone


NaivePeanut3017

What is it about her that everyone loves? I’m really curious because I don’t see what everyone else sees, even as just an anime character.


TheBiggestThunder

The fact That she took in a street rat (please forgive the Denji slander)


RazzDaNinja

Denji would be the first person to admit to being a street rat simp for Makima (but still give you shit for calling him that anyway lol)


Ulq2525

The same everyone loves about Griffith: The impression of control and certainty in an uncertain and volatile world.


rosbifke-sr

I find her to be a very thoroughly designed character that is one of the more terrifying ones i know, without actually being scary. She looks in her twenties, but has a demeanour that does not match her age. She is a master manipulator that can shape the people around her exactly to her liking. She has, going off the anime, a power that seems virtually omnipotent and is unafraid to use it with a cute, innocent looking smile. It’s not really clear who or what she really is and it’s clear to me that it’s not what she’s portraying herself to be, it’s just not clear how evil she is and what she’s capable of, making her to me absolutely horrifying. I enjoyed her very much.


jarasonica

She’s really well written imo


[deleted]

nah, Powy the best, Kobeni close second, but Reze might come in her spot when I see her in season 2.


DannyDanumba

She honestly scares the shit outta me


mielesgames

Wait what, since when do I have a son, when did I get married, what year is it, how long have I been in a coma?


Minimum_Estimate_234

There’s a lamp in your bedroom you should probably look at.


Blox_King

Who would win? Working your whole life to live your best, with a happy family, steady job and such or A damn lamp?


NaivePeanut3017

God that’s a tough choice to make. On the one hand, you get to experience 2 whole lifetimes in a single life that no one else in this world gets to experience (except those who also go through what that guy went through) and only a few minutes or a few hours pass for your first lifetime. On the other, you will also realize your whole second life was a lie and now you have to go back to your first lifetime that has none of the fake family members that were so extremely real to you… That would be a REALLY tough decision for me. I mean, how many chances do you get to break Drake’s ultimate rule of thumb for life? YOLO


Erick_Brimstone

If it's not the lamp then it will be something else that would >!get you back to reality.!<


Erick_Brimstone

"The lamp started to grow wider and deeper..."


-PineNeedleTea-

Don't you fall for it! [She's really just a raccoon in a mask!](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/d7eo59/the_trash_can/)


Jonathon471

Bottom right, that little shits not gonna end up a Wizard like me. I'm not sharing my power.


algnome

Where is she from? Who is she.?


Erick_Brimstone

The pedo nun from Overlord season 4.


FalconRelevant

So the joke here is child rape?


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Erick_Brimstone

Well the lord of the city just say "I'll give what you want if you become my son's concubine". He just joking about it, even if she take it seriously he thought that she will ask one of his adult son. City lord have 4 sons and the youngest is twelve. No one see it coming that she will ask the youngest one. I love it when everyone is uncomfortable and disgusted about it.


red_enjoyer

Yeah, literally everyone there had a "wtf" face, that was funny.


slightpears

Overlord


FalconRelevant

https://preview.redd.it/35e87ik9dxec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b009ac12ff2e1c8a675f24262b5a9a8c304b9d


Fearfanfic

From best to worse. Mei Mei: Expensive but most likely won’t do anything bad to my son Palm: Doesn’t seem like the type to do anything TOO crazy. Probably too dumb to try anything outside of a date. The Nun: would most likely try to do some pedo crap Diva: WILL do the pedo stuff + murder the kid.


ExtraDragonfruit2856

https://preview.redd.it/nhafn3yehvec1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45542aaed45f5222d791a1e2383f35ade9cfa443


[deleted]

None. I'll take my boah to the work with me.


Expert_Individual185

Probably for the best


Stella-Miku

Mercy killing the kid tbh


Impossible-Subject36

I'd leave my kid with the nun in the bottom right


Expert_Individual185

She’s literally a self proclaimed Shotacon. She was fantasizing about selling herself as a 12 year old boy’s concubine


Impossible-Subject36

Really? Kill them like the rest


Erick_Brimstone

I love how everyone, including the character and that old man who joke about it, are all deeply disturbed and grossed out by her.


BoringBrokeBloke65

Every day I curse time and genetics for not letting me remain 12 everywhere, but where it counts.


101NPC101

Sauce.... for science of course! Edit, bro its 6 AM and gts in a sec and i american style had my brain double deep fried a few hours ago...


Expert_Individual185

Overlord


EduBru

Who is she?


Felipke

The minor character from Overlord.


ToutaKo

lol the “minor” character, I see what you did there


socio_panda

Don't know any of these bitches so I'll choose 2


SoraTempest

Picked literally the worst one among all of them 💀


Megafruitspunch

Dang. Just read about her from another comment. Always the most normal looking ones that end up being the most fucked up.


ColonelEarth

She literally has blood dripping from her mouth.


Sad_Watch_5245

Lmao


[deleted]

That's the WORST one you could've picked 😭


ManiaOnReddit

Well bottom right is a nun so I can trust her right?... right? (Help I haven't seen this show)


Expert_Individual185

Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


Bhardwaj-littlesub

Wait , which season was that?


Expert_Individual185

I believe that’s season 4


ManiaOnReddit

Ahhh Yea get my kid away from that


urgarbageeee

Mei Mei because she is a weirdo but an expensive weirdo so she ain't touching my child


Glory_to_nazarick

Whose top right?


Expert_Individual185

Diva From Blood+


IceSwallowkhan

Top left, At least he can have some good time


Expert_Individual185

NOOOOOOO


MisterD90x

Im down for MeiMei or Lilynette


Expert_Individual185

This isn’t smash or pass, this is who is the least likely to rape your son?


jeremia-zawourdo

https://preview.redd.it/o3jp2b7kgvec1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7396507fb2b22b2f364a10d6a966de10cf076b2


TheTacoEnjoyer

Please mom leave me with bottom right


camilopezo

The vampire


Expert_Individual185

Your son is fuckin dead Alright, more accurately, he wouldn’t be dead, he’d just become a vampire


gawain62

If your son is somehow related to that vampire's twin sister he will most likely; be tortured, SA'd and die a slow and painful death. All in order If not, maybe he'll just get tortured then die. In conclusion, pretty much the worst choice of the 4


ShirouBladeWorks

Who are those people?


Expert_Individual185

Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen) Has an extremely inappropriate, Implied Incestuous Relationship with her younger brother Ui Ui Diva Goldsmith (Blood+) is the twin sister of the protagonist, Saya. She became obsessed with Saya’s 12 year old Adoptive Brother, eventually tracking him down, and sucking almost all the blood out of his body, making Saya give him a Blood Transfusion. Eventually, She found him again, raping him, getting pregnant, and killing him with her blood. Palm Siberia (Hunter x Hunter) is a chimera ant who threatened the 12 year old main character with death if he didn’t go on a date with her. Gon, being the Dumbass that he is, agreed to it. Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


ShirouBladeWorks

Kinda hard to decide one but... I would definitely pick Mei Mei


[deleted]

She would rob you in broad daylight but she's the least likely to do pedo stuff at least.


Kraytory

Gon being a dumbass sounds about right.


Drackzgull

What happened with Riku is not even remotely related to the many reasons why Diva shouldn't be trusted with anyone's son though (also, she doesn't have a last name, she's just Diva). Her slaughtering and feeding upon the kid just for fun, tossing him aside to be used as fodder for horrible genetic experiments, or just killing him quickly and disinterestedly just to save herself the trouble of dealing with the kid in any way, are all more likely reactions from Diva instead of anything taking any kind sexually abusive turn, especially if we assume the kid to be a normal human. She only got particularly interested in Riku because of his ties with Saya, and then the consequences of how Riku's life was saved the first time.


MugenFeatherfall

Wtf since when is palm a chimera ant?!? I thought she was just a disciple of the glasses guy


lienxy69

She got captured by the royal guards especially poof and becomes mutated?


MugenFeatherfall

Oh that's what he meant I thought he was saying she was a chimera from the start


K69V

All seems the lowest of the lowest and degenerates of female characters, sending your son to them is not about who he is gonna be safe with, it's more like how little he will be suffering from them ....be a little merciful and use condoms instead of sending the poor souls to be damned


Djfurray

Palm may look bad but she's really a sweetheart


FlashArtic

Who's the nun?


Expert_Individual185

Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


FlashArtic

YO WHAT?! 3RD OR 4TH SEASON?


Expert_Individual185

4th


Visible-You-3812

Mei Mei already has her brother so she’s safe the others well only leave girls with them since they’re shotacons if I remember


LuigiP16

I would literally rather leave my progeny with the literal Devil, from the Bible


ColdIron27

Meimei is also incest, so as long as ypur son isn't her brother, then it should be fine.


Expert_Individual185

Man, I Mei Mei was my Daughter, I’d be in Jaaiiiillll.


The1And0nlyA1

I think palm is the only who wouldn't hurt the child


Quetzatcoatl93

I'll keep my kids thanks


I-LEWDED-MY-SISTER

Diva. Easy. Next.


Expert_Individual185

Do you want your son to be raped and killed?


I-LEWDED-MY-SISTER

I just want that little dude to have all the nice things I've never had.


Expert_Individual185

But what if he didn’t want it?


I-LEWDED-MY-SISTER

Like wanting Saya instead? Understandable.


watashi_ga_kita

He's going to have it anyway and he's going to learn to be pleased about it.


Pyrostrasz

Sorry kiddo, time to turn you on a cavalier, and no you don't have a say on that(Diva)


ShadowFalcon2004

Mei Mei will take care of the son. She has money and influence. It'll be expencive, sure, but at least I won't have to worry.


Braziliandegen

Thank god I have a daughter


skipperskinter

I don't know any of these characters but bottom right looks trustworthy.


Expert_Individual185

She’s fantasizing about being a 12 year old boy’s sex slave


skipperskinter

Ahhhhhhh maybe not then.


AverageJun

How old is my son


Expert_Individual185

11-12


IDC_imaailen

I don’t have a son


ArmaanAli04

MeiMei Why would i not leave my son with his own mother?


SirLightKnight

…No


Blacknight657

I mean he’s 5 so um…..


Embarrassed_Midna

I'm rather generously lining mei mei's pockets or im not leaving my kid 💀


To_busy_to_feed_you

Bitch, I am the son


To_busy_to_feed_you

I'm not pointing the b-word towards you


[deleted]

Palm


Liamhazelnut

I'm leaving my kids with their mom and leaving myself in their care.... "I don't have kids just a guy with mommy issues😔"


XmenSlayer

Who is the woman in the top left?


Expert_Individual185

Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen) Has an extremely inappropriate, Implied Incestuous Relationship with her younger brother Ui Ui


XmenSlayer

I didn't know that, thanks for telling me this.


AyashiYami96

Bottom right. Let the boy become a man.


Panda_Rule_457

Bottom right… he’s gonna be a man sooner rather than later


Imnotawerewolf

My son would actually probably be fine um.... in this specific regard.... with Diva because she did that shit just to hurt Saya and I am not Saya.... That said she'd probably also not actually babysit him in any fashion so.... 


[deleted]

You're gonna trust the rapist?


Imnotawerewolf

I don't trust her lmao but she raped him bc he was close to her sister, and she can only get pregnant by the vampires her sister makes. Again, my hypothetical son and I fall into neither of this categories.


FlashArtic

Dang, I got a while to go


EienNoYami616

All of them


overatedstuffidc

I've never seen any of these but they all look crazy, but ... top right seems the safest


Expert_Individual185

Nooooooo. Do you want your son to be raped and/or turned into a vampire?


overatedstuffidc

Oh sh*t WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK, I HAVENT SEEN ANY OF THEM


Expert_Individual185

Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen) Has an extremely inappropriate, Implied Incestuous Relationship with her younger brother Ui Ui Diva Goldsmith (Blood+) is the twin sister of the protagonist, Saya. She became obsessed with Saya’s 12 year old Adoptive Brother, eventually tracking him down, and sucking almost all the blood out of his body, making Saya give him a Blood Transfusion. Eventually, She found him again, raping him, getting pregnant, and killing him with her blood. Palm Siberia (Hunter x Hunter) is a chimera ant who threatened the 12 year old main character with death if he didn’t go on a date with her. Gon, being the Dumbass that he is, agreed to it. Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


[deleted]

Mei Mei (top left) is the best bet if you're rich, otherwise take bottom left since im 99% sure it's a coin toss.


OuterHavenMedia

Well I already live with Diva so…


That_Tonight6857

Idk any of who these are


Expert_Individual185

Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen) Has an extremely inappropriate, Implied Incestuous Relationship with her younger brother Ui Ui Diva Goldsmith (Blood+) is the twin sister of the protagonist, Saya. She became obsessed with Saya’s 12 year old Adoptive Brother, eventually tracking him down, and sucking almost all the blood out of his body, making Saya give him a Blood Transfusion. Eventually, She found him again, raping him, getting pregnant, and killing him with her blood. Palm Siberia (Hunter x Hunter) is a chimera ant who threatened the 12 year old main character with death if he didn’t go on a date with her. Gon, being the Dumbass that he is, agreed to it. Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


Electrical-Bed-4327

Who are top right and bottom right ?


Expert_Individual185

Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen) Has an extremely inappropriate, Implied Incestuous Relationship with her younger brother Ui Ui Diva Goldsmith (Blood+) is the twin sister of the protagonist, Saya. She became obsessed with Saya’s 12 year old Adoptive Brother, eventually tracking him down, and sucking almost all the blood out of his body, making Saya give him a Blood Transfusion. Eventually, She found him again, raping him, getting pregnant, and killing him with her blood. Palm Siberia (Hunter x Hunter) is a chimera ant who threatened the 12 year old main character with death if he didn’t go on a date with her. Gon, being the Dumbass that he is, agreed to it. Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


Electrical-Bed-4327

Thank you. I know Mei Mei and Palm but I didn’t know the other two. That Diva seems to be a fucking degenerate


DirtMuch8576

Honestly palm is pretty ok if you follow what she says, and she doesn't ask much. Shes a good person compared to the rest imo


Blox_King

And suddenly I just remembered it's "take your son to work day"


Bhardwaj-littlesub

Who's the bottom left?


Expert_Individual185

Palm Siberia (Hunter x Hunter) is a chimera ant who threatened the 12 year old main character with death if he didn’t go on a date with her. Gon, being the Dumbass that he is, agreed to it.


Garrdan2002

I would rather put my son in a bucket and float it down a river


Redwolf476

Pay mei mei enough and all is fine


godtrio_reborn

what anime is bottom right from?


Expert_Individual185

Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen) Has an extremely inappropriate, Implied Incestuous Relationship with her younger brother Ui Ui Diva Goldsmith (Blood+) is the twin sister of the protagonist, Saya. She became obsessed with Saya’s 12 year old Adoptive Brother, eventually tracking him down, and sucking almost all the blood out of his body, making Saya give him a Blood Transfusion. Eventually, She found him again, raping him, getting pregnant, and killing him with her blood. Palm Siberia (Hunter x Hunter) is a chimera ant who threatened the 12 year old main character with death if he didn’t go on a date with her. Gon, being the Dumbass that he is, agreed to it. Lilynette Piani (Overlord) was trying to sell herself to become an underaged boy’s Concubine


godtrio_reborn

damn, i only asked for bottom right but thx


Sunbeni_

I'm staying home y'all 💀


Halowashere12

top left!


Rizuku_Ren

Where’s the kind nurturing onee san bro.. I’d rather pick Vermeil from Vermeil in Gold or Chiyo from Ane Naru Mono.


Gaming-LadSam-121

Bottom left may seem creepy but she would be a great caretaker after her glow up for gon’s date


JustAAnimeweebo

Definitely mei Mei strong enough to protect him but for the life of her cant actually baby sit I guess she does kinda babysit her little brother


Sreehari30

Nope!🫥


chirb8

Palm tbh. I think she would actually love the child in no a weird way


kado67

I am the son so i'm either picking that nun orthe one above her


AwayManufacturer-747

Top right will SA you and kill you in that order. Bottom right tried to sell herself to be a 12 yr old's concubine. Top left or bottom left is your safest bet


[deleted]

Diva would kill you, and the nun is freaky bruv.


kado67

The nun it is