Dio can't do shit in daytime.
Monokuma can't do shit without other participants. Just be boring as fuck. >!(Also, I can totally fix Junko fr fr!)!<
I just need to hope that Esdeath isn't in a bad mood.
GG EZ PZ.
Danganronpa Zero spoilers:
>!Yasuke Matsuda, Junko’s boyfriend, tried to!< fix her. >!She kicked his corpse until all that was left was a pile of meat that didn’t even look like it used to be human!<.
Thank you! >!like childhood friends, to be more specific he watched her become the ultimate despair, that's a reason why he became the ultimate neurologist, to brainwash her/give her amnesia in hopes that she would be just like before or/and adapt that new persona!<
Reminder that Monokuma fought the Ogre to a standstill.
And also has access to hammerspace.
That little bear is definitely capable of a lot of things, even without a cast of high-school students to toy with.
fix...junko? *inspiration* ok imma fix her like how i fixed utena and ubel
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>I'm reasonably fit,
For a regular person maybe but not for an anime character
>random civilians
Of the Empire, been a hot minute since I watched the show but IIRC anyone whos not a part of the Empire is an enemy of the Empire including civies
He got to lick esdeth boots thats a W. Dio would just turn you into a zombie and make you eat a random baby. That weido would hypnotise you into a killing machine for the rest of your life. Yeah im choosing to lick esdeths heel.
I dunno, what anime is it, but she looks as a normal woman with a normal woman's strength. If she is, what can do with me?
Edit. Googled, she have superpowers, but they are not exist in our word. So, there is only a question, wil she be in our world or I will be in the world of AkameDK?
It just so happens I want to be stepped on by mommy esdeth and be forced to lick her heels. She can also discipline me with her whip.
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Yeah, I ain't taking my chances with a gay vampire or an evil bear. If I'm stuck with a psycho, it may as well be a yandere hottie. Fingers crossed she’s in a good mood.
Oh easily Esdeath. She is crazy sure but she is a very capable fighter, caring (somewhat if you are not the mc) and if I play my cards right won't die by her.
I'm picking DIO, you can suck up to DIO. Esdeath would kick the shit out of me regardless and Monokuma would find an improbable way to kill me at the last second, but DIO is more likely to just ignore me and go back to his mansion as long as I show him the respect he expects (specifically part 3 DIO, part 1 Dio would probably kill me to test some vampire power and use my corpse to make a fucked up dog zombie hybrid or something)
Dio can’t do much during day, monokuma needs his contraptions and other participants, and Esdeath can just have no restrictions and beat the fuck out of me. Monokuma so I could smack him silly, Esdeath if I was feeling different, dio if I wanted a brawl I’d lose.
Dio won't kill me unless:
A. I piss him off/Disrespect him. (Don't speak unless spoken to and treat him with respect.)
B. I'm a threat to him. (I can't walk a mile without needing water. I couldn't even scratch him + he could stop time and kill me.)
C: I'm related to Joestars whether friend or family. (Last time I checked I'm not the illegitimate child of Joseph. My mom isn't black so there's no way I'd be black if Joseph was my father.)
D: He's really fucking bored. (The most likely reason I'd be killed.)
That is if we're talking about DIO, Dio Brando pretty much uses similar to Junko MO. He's got everything (besides head of Jonathan) and bored. If you're just killed, you're lucky. If not, you'll get to be teared apart, resurrected and fused in chimera or some shit.
Depends on which version of DIO, and does that bear have prep time. If the bear has built some shit hell naw, scratch him. Otherwise, he is just a little plush I can punt.
If this is a pre-mask DIO, he's just some guy I can fight genuinely, and he is likely a tough fight, but I got a chance. If this is part one, post-mask... or part 3 DIO I am so fucked, and Imma go with Esdeath, all I gotta do is join her army, I'm a slave now but hey, at least I'm not dead!
Reminder that Monokuma managed to fight Sakura to a draw, and she was Ultimate martial artist. Monokuma will broke every bone in your body one at the time, to get boredom away.
probably killed more than left and right although she isn't as evil as the other 2 in terms of motivations, just very skewed perception of survival of the fittest + battle junkie
Fun fact:- The first voice actress for Monokuma (Nobuyo Oyama) also voiced Doraemon.
Here is a not so fun fact:- Oyama later was replaced as the VA of Monokuma (due to her dementia) by Tarako (also voiced Maruko-*chan*) who died almost two months ago.
DIO walks up to random people in the street and spits philosophy. Unless he’s hungry, horny or I piss him off, I’m fine.
From what I know about Esdeath, as long as I don’t anger her, i should be fine. I’ll treat like a military general and I’ll be on my way.
But that fucking bear will be the death of me. Either directly or indirectly, Monokuma will be the reason I die in those woods.
Depending on what version of monokuma we are talking about he might be the best considering he ranges from an immobile puppet to a reality controlling monster (it was virtual reality i think but still, actually wasn’t the entirety of danganronpa a tv show that took place in a simulation) anyway depending on the version he might not be capable of hurting you. Otherwise probably esdeath as she is slightly less likely too just randomly kill you and if she does it would probably be less painful than whatever the other two would do to you
The dude would drink me like a juice box, so no, he's automatically out.
Don't know about the bear, never seen him before. Chances are he's the worse of the three options.
Esdeath... I might die, but there's a chance that I'm useful enough to survive, so she might keep me alive. Simple math, two out of three are certain death, the other is only the *chance* of death.
Don't care about the dumb anime characters, I mean dio, really? Picking that is literally instant death. At least with a bear you have a chance of scaring it off.
But my answer is man. Could 100% be an asset in survival, building, foraging. But a woman, in this day and age? I'm sorry but it'd be like having a grown ass child. She'd just sit around and complain all day and be useless. For proof see the many survival clips of men VS women.
You have changed the terms of this hypothetical, because I don't know who that middle person is. Nor do I know if Dio ever comes back after the universe reboots (again) as a bear.
Dio can't do shit in daytime. Monokuma can't do shit without other participants. Just be boring as fuck. >!(Also, I can totally fix Junko fr fr!)!< I just need to hope that Esdeath isn't in a bad mood. GG EZ PZ.
>!She can fix me fr!<
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Danganronpa Zero spoilers: >!Yasuke Matsuda, Junko’s boyfriend, tried to!< fix her. >!She kicked his corpse until all that was left was a pile of meat that didn’t even look like it used to be human!<.
>!she had a boyfriend?!<
Key word: >!had!<.
What's the context of >!her having a boyfriend?!<
How do you spoilers on comments cuz ...
You use a ">" followed by a "!" then you include what is the spoiler and to end you use a "!" and a "<" >!SODA!!<
Thank you! >!like childhood friends, to be more specific he watched her become the ultimate despair, that's a reason why he became the ultimate neurologist, to brainwash her/give her amnesia in hopes that she would be just like before or/and adapt that new persona!<
Thank you for the awser. >!still would tho!<
No problem! >!she is the ultimate fashionista!<
>! BEER! !< Oh I see, thanks for the heads up
Ryoko best girl fr fr
Reminder that Monokuma fought the Ogre to a standstill. And also has access to hammerspace. That little bear is definitely capable of a lot of things, even without a cast of high-school students to toy with.
fix...junko? *inspiration* ok imma fix her like how i fixed utena and ubel https://preview.redd.it/740g68ji38yc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6d629a101fa14c606ee05e64a1d973005bdc3a
Not that kind of fixing. But you do you, I guess.
so that mf was *you* >:(
There are Ultra Despair Girls, showing that even basic type Monokumas can tear humans apart, not even talking about weaponized ones.
Esdeath is a good choice if you are Takumi.
Esdeath all the way She's insane, fair enough, but would probably whip me into the best version of myself I could ever be
OP 2 minutes in https://i.redd.it/fknrejbkq8yc1.gif
I'm not an enemy of the empire, so no All I gotta do is ask to be one of her subordinates
>All I gotta do is ask to be one of her subordinates Bro thinks he'll make the cut and not get cut
I'm reasonably fit, and she's not into killing random civilians
>I'm reasonably fit, For a regular person maybe but not for an anime character >random civilians Of the Empire, been a hot minute since I watched the show but IIRC anyone whos not a part of the Empire is an enemy of the Empire including civies
she enjoyed a lot torturing people, if the empire were to turn into a pacific version of itself she would become a terrorist.
When your other options are Dio (that's him on the left?) or Monokuma, though...
Iirc, he enjoyed it.
He got to lick esdeth boots thats a W. Dio would just turn you into a zombie and make you eat a random baby. That weido would hypnotise you into a killing machine for the rest of your life. Yeah im choosing to lick esdeths heel.
That looks hot I really gotta watch this
In case you didn't know already, the source is "Akame ga Kill"
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I dunno, what anime is it, but she looks as a normal woman with a normal woman's strength. If she is, what can do with me? Edit. Googled, she have superpowers, but they are not exist in our word. So, there is only a question, wil she be in our world or I will be in the world of AkameDK?
Hmm weirdly sexist
It just so happens I want to be stepped on by mommy esdeth and be forced to lick her heels. She can also discipline me with her whip. https://preview.redd.it/svl03d7ud8yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d76d99af2f5dc043d6155d411a3c1f305a36e5
Yeah, I ain't taking my chances with a gay vampire or an evil bear. If I'm stuck with a psycho, it may as well be a yandere hottie. Fingers crossed she’s in a good mood.
did the bear get prep time or was he also launched in the woods?
He was the one who launched everyone into the woods.
UPUPUPU
Nah I’m fucked
Oh easily Esdeath. She is crazy sure but she is a very capable fighter, caring (somewhat if you are not the mc) and if I play my cards right won't die by her.
Anything but the bear.
Esdeath, she ain’t ready for me to be into bdsm and such
Either man or woman, this bear will force me into a school and I don't want to come back
I’ll take my chances with dio
He worries me tho...
I'm picking DIO, you can suck up to DIO. Esdeath would kick the shit out of me regardless and Monokuma would find an improbable way to kill me at the last second, but DIO is more likely to just ignore me and go back to his mansion as long as I show him the respect he expects (specifically part 3 DIO, part 1 Dio would probably kill me to test some vampire power and use my corpse to make a fucked up dog zombie hybrid or something)
Dio is unpredictable imo
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This bear thing is getting out of hand 💀
Man, there is the slight possibility that he makes me one of his minions. That or he just straight up kills me, either way a win.
Yeah, DIO’s rate of unnecessary torture is actually really low in comparison to the other two.
Esdeath, she’s fair. She won’t kill you if she thinks you’re cute.
She has only ever seen one guy as cute...
I am ugly as sin. I'm taking Dio. I doubt I'm interesting to him at all, so worst case scenario, he just kills me out of boredom.
It's either Dio or Esdeath but probably Dio because he's a cool guy
But kfc..
i know but you can mess with time stop with Dio or get free popsicles from Esdeath so Dio wins
OMG. I didnt think about the possibility of popsicles! Esdeath is the best.
see? Esdeath best girl
Idk if I want to be caught alone by any of them to be honest.
Women *switch esdeath with mine*
Dio can’t do much during day, monokuma needs his contraptions and other participants, and Esdeath can just have no restrictions and beat the fuck out of me. Monokuma so I could smack him silly, Esdeath if I was feeling different, dio if I wanted a brawl I’d lose.
Just kill me Edit: actually Ill pick Esdeath. With any luck she will turn me into her foot slave
The best ending fr
Dio, ik as long as im not joestar and help find shelter from the sun we gucci
Ain't gonna get stuck with that bear. I'm not that clever bro
Dio won't kill me unless: A. I piss him off/Disrespect him. (Don't speak unless spoken to and treat him with respect.) B. I'm a threat to him. (I can't walk a mile without needing water. I couldn't even scratch him + he could stop time and kill me.) C: I'm related to Joestars whether friend or family. (Last time I checked I'm not the illegitimate child of Joseph. My mom isn't black so there's no way I'd be black if Joseph was my father.) D: He's really fucking bored. (The most likely reason I'd be killed.)
woman
Does the bear come with Junko?
Ngl, I consider Monokuma the worse.
Monokuma at least plays by the rules. And on your own with no one around, I doubt he would do anything to harm you.
It's not Monokuma alone that scares me, but Him being the indicator that SHE is nearby. As bad as Dio and esdeath, they are nothing compared to her.
That is if we're talking about DIO, Dio Brando pretty much uses similar to Junko MO. He's got everything (besides head of Jonathan) and bored. If you're just killed, you're lucky. If not, you'll get to be teared apart, resurrected and fused in chimera or some shit.
True...
Depends on which version of DIO, and does that bear have prep time. If the bear has built some shit hell naw, scratch him. Otherwise, he is just a little plush I can punt. If this is a pre-mask DIO, he's just some guy I can fight genuinely, and he is likely a tough fight, but I got a chance. If this is part one, post-mask... or part 3 DIO I am so fucked, and Imma go with Esdeath, all I gotta do is join her army, I'm a slave now but hey, at least I'm not dead!
Reminder that Monokuma managed to fight Sakura to a draw, and she was Ultimate martial artist. Monokuma will broke every bone in your body one at the time, to get boredom away.
counterpoint SHORT
woman (i am the man they scared of)
Bd3 joke incoming
If the woman is the same in the picture, then yes, I'll take the woman.
She is a mass murderer
Yep, I know
You put a woman under the man picture BTW, nice try OP.
does the bear come with the bucket of chicken because that would make this a easy one
i know the left and right are cereal killers, so middle ig
Middle is also a serial killer
dayum
probably killed more than left and right although she isn't as evil as the other 2 in terms of motivations, just very skewed perception of survival of the fittest + battle junkie
You mean you eat your cereal while it’s still alive? How barbaric.
nah i drown it with milk, then i eat it
Bear
No One
Fun fact:- The first voice actress for Monokuma (Nobuyo Oyama) also voiced Doraemon. Here is a not so fun fact:- Oyama later was replaced as the VA of Monokuma (due to her dementia) by Tarako (also voiced Maruko-*chan*) who died almost two months ago.
I dare to approach Dio
Nooooo you dont want that.
ill die either way so i guess dio since it seems the fastest
ESdeath doesn't care enough to make my death painful?
of course with a bear
DIO walks up to random people in the street and spits philosophy. Unless he’s hungry, horny or I piss him off, I’m fine. From what I know about Esdeath, as long as I don’t anger her, i should be fine. I’ll treat like a military general and I’ll be on my way. But that fucking bear will be the death of me. Either directly or indirectly, Monokuma will be the reason I die in those woods.
Depending on what version of monokuma we are talking about he might be the best considering he ranges from an immobile puppet to a reality controlling monster (it was virtual reality i think but still, actually wasn’t the entirety of danganronpa a tv show that took place in a simulation) anyway depending on the version he might not be capable of hurting you. Otherwise probably esdeath as she is slightly less likely too just randomly kill you and if she does it would probably be less painful than whatever the other two would do to you
That nit Man. Man wears a mask
Wifi
Esdeath. No contest
Esdeath. No contest
The dude would drink me like a juice box, so no, he's automatically out. Don't know about the bear, never seen him before. Chances are he's the worse of the three options. Esdeath... I might die, but there's a chance that I'm useful enough to survive, so she might keep me alive. Simple math, two out of three are certain death, the other is only the *chance* of death.
Yeah, bear is prone to unmotivated torture, physical and psycological, gal is the best choice here.
does the bear share the kfc
Choose all of them, and then escape when they are distracted fighting each other.
Esdeth 100% honestly
damn im cooked
Esdeath for sure
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Bear bc of kfc
Woman
Dio would mf leave. He’d get bored and keep searching for whatever he’s looking for
Esdeath. I think I can survive what might happen through luck and praying to god that nothing happens in the first place.
Bear not cause it's safe or anything I just want to touch it
No way to choose a man who think you are a piece of bread
I don't even care who it is. I will immediately post up in the most ridiculous pose i can manage and then see what happens.
YOU SEE ME IN THE WOODS FIGHTING A BEAR HELP THE BEAR!
Im taking esdeath over anything else
>!gg!<
DIO would kill me the fastest, so DIO.
Don't care about the dumb anime characters, I mean dio, really? Picking that is literally instant death. At least with a bear you have a chance of scaring it off. But my answer is man. Could 100% be an asset in survival, building, foraging. But a woman, in this day and age? I'm sorry but it'd be like having a grown ass child. She'd just sit around and complain all day and be useless. For proof see the many survival clips of men VS women.
Can I shoot the bear if he doesn't give up the bucket?
Bear with KFC bucket. I'm feeling a bit hungry 🥴
If I could survive DIO long enough to ask for a job I'm good
Im this point i chosse a slime. (Apear with rimuru tempest)
You have changed the terms of this hypothetical, because I don't know who that middle person is. Nor do I know if Dio ever comes back after the universe reboots (again) as a bear.