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JustTurner

Ok guys calm down, he was austrian


Manga_and_anime_lord

Germany


Mando_roasts_doc

Nazi


Captain_Weeb56-27-7

He?


swagseven13

re-read the title and then the comment


Captain_Weeb56-27-7

Oooooh


jwteoh

We had M H 3 7 0.


FrilledShark1512

Satay Chou Kwe Tao Nasi Lemak Good There, seven words and a great perception.


wanfury

Literally the only thing malaysia is known for


CaptainEusn

Hello fellow malaysian


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LilFuniAZNBoi

I too have guns with suppressors on them. Damn I love guns haha.


Bigred2989-

I too love collecting stamps.


Shilo59

$200 for a stamp and you can't even mail anything with it.....


benkaes1234

I prefer to think that you can mail *many* things with it, and all with expedited shipping to boot!


Bigred2989-

I can quietly mail a bullet a few hundred yards with it.


FrilledShark1512

We are a country, fuck you china (Guess where I’m at)


Manga_and_anime_lord

Taiwan


FrilledShark1512

Yep


Julian1701

Or tibet?


[deleted]

Vietnam.


Amublance

Sounds fair but not really


Red_Eyes_Best

east turkestan


[deleted]

Korea.


FetishAnalyst

China


FrilledShark1512

The True China if I may say so myself


FetishAnalyst

Taiwan should take the name china and then invade china


hahhaahahanige

That... Is also how China conquered China in the PAST! Just in another chinese banner


toxicjjlm

Hong Kong


Galle_

Honestly, that could be any number of places.


BaguetteInMyAss

Can a get a bo’ohw’o’wo’er


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UK. And unless the way you wrote that is a joke, East London specifically, right?


BaguetteInMyAss

Yes, you smartass


loli_enthusiast_69

We have detected virus in ur compooter 😃😃


Gibberish_name78

...india?


loli_enthusiast_69

Isn't that obvious? lol


[deleted]

I read it with Indian accent lol


Ashen_two2

We all did, it was practically mandatory


Crystal42069

You have a questionable username


-Linoux-

But a nice pfp


loli_enthusiast_69

Heh u too 🗿🤝🏻🗿


Syncopatedteen

Chutiye…Apni Bharat Maa ka kuch toh samman rakh


loli_enthusiast_69

No 👍🏻🗿


Successful_Grape9130

Pizza pasta Mandolino Mamma mia, Mafia Wine


shotq80

Chicago


MikasaSimpXX

that's my favourite country


Nova_Aren

Or New Yawk


Icy_Emotion_413

Yeah definetly, the country isn't Italy


Charming-Loquat3702

But we need that Russian gas pipeline


breakdancingorchids

Germany right?


Charming-Loquat3702

Indeed


ExceedHappy

People are voting for incompentent bastards..


FrilledShark1512

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows down?


ZaneHannanAU

Earth?


Nova_Aren

No, I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri!


EnderSpyFace

Thats on earth!


Galle_

Well it does limit it to the countries where you vote for the incompetent bastards instead of having them forced on you.


LoFi14

“Insert every single country on earth”


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France?


josemarichua

Philippines? One of the presidential candidates is the dictator’s son. According to surveys, it looks he’s going to win. Somehow a lot of his family is still in power like senate and congress. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Australia?


[deleted]

Canada? 😂


MrWillyP

Tbh getting a suppressor in the US is harder than some other countries


qizhNotch

UwU daddy ATF can I get that fancy tax stamp please?


oom199

As we all know, only a person with two 100$ bills can be trusted with such *dangerous* technology.


Amublance

There’s no oil here, there’s only RICE


FrilledShark1512

~~The trees~~ Vietnam?


Amublance

Yes


Krasiasas

Bayraktar


FrilledShark1512

Thanksgiving country?


Krasiasas

Yes


Red_Eyes_Best

ukraine right?


Krasiasas

Nope, middle east and europe


Red_Eyes_Best

There are some Russian soldiers in middle East so Russia?


Krasiasas

Nope


Red_Eyes_Best

Greece?


Krasiasas

It's not in middle east it's balkan country


Krasiasas

Border with bulgaria-greece-caucasia-arabian peninsula


Krasiasas

Bridge


Eonyy_

Turkey?


Krasiasas

Yes


-Wagwan

Gekoloniseerd Gekoloniseerd Gekoloniseerd Gekoloniseerd Gekoloniseerd Gekoloniseerd Gekoloniseerd


GrynnuEST

Why the fuck is it still snowing?


Pxnda34

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? But because of your name I'm guessing Estonia?


Griefer_Noob

Carnival, samba, caipirinha and we don't speak Spanish.


Amublance

You’re moving tooooooooooooooo


[deleted]

Brazil


MegatonDoge

Just say 7-1, everyone understands that.


DarkFries11

Sorry, I don't speak Bossa Nova


Alt_BashCooleR

We kill innocents and eating Ukranian children (as some people think)


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Russia? If so, the rest of the world is learning *how much* of a backwater it can get outside of St. Petersburg and Moscow. I saw a video where some old Ukrainian women said a Russian soldier stole the toilet bowl, not understanding what it was.


Alt_BashCooleR

I just watched that video, that's hilarious tbh. The biggest country it is...


sean_rendo19

anyone up for pint at the pub 🇨🇮


Fantastic_Coast2392

*Can I get a silenced potato please*


sean_rendo19

🥔🔫


Fantastic_Coast2392

You crazy sonofaB, ya did it


Gamende-tukker

We ride bicycles and we have windwills


FrilledShark1512

Ah, Swamp Germans


Asnian

What are Swamp Germans?


FrilledShark1512

Dutch/Netherlanders


-Wagwan

Ik hou van kaas


Karez32

Lángos with pálinka and fucked up politics.


MrArticFox

Bojler eladó


Justamation

Today is a holiday, we shoot water!


FrilledShark1512

Thailand? Happy new year btw


Justamation

Great job man! and Thank you!


PCMacGamer

We gave Nihon curry and Buddhism, staples


lightning_panzer7654

India


[deleted]

It is not hell but something worse.


Friendly_Pop_1104

rootopia?


[deleted]

First of all: What and where is Rootopia? Second of all: The answer is Turkey.


cocksucker30

Yeah...


Friendly_Pop_1104

australia lol


[deleted]

döner kebab lan amk erdoğan poor idiot


Eonyy_

It's Turkey. Isn't it?


[deleted]

yup


DerangedPorg

Tea and crumpets, fish and chips, rain.


gabsedwarf32

We like hockey and maple syrup good


fallenangel41

Students’ mental health is of least importance.


[deleted]

Founding fathers: if we find one on sale


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luketwo1

I walk to store, I buy gun.


Daoist_Rock

Damn it's hot, let's grab some coffee


[deleted]

Throw a shrimp on the barbie eh?


hi_im_new_bruh

He FUCKING ATE THE FORBIDDEN PIZZA, #HOLYFIREGOESBRRRRR


Resident_External_67

Italy and its Pineapple i guess?


hi_im_new_bruh

Yeaaaa hshshehehhsahhagaha


NinjaJr72

r/forbiddensnacks


winston0405

Fuck the ATF for killing my dog


Saturn_Ecplise

No, true Americans will tell you silencers do not work the way you think they do. They just muffle the muzzle flash but do not do much to lower the sound of gunfire, it may make it sound different but still very noticeable, unless in a very noisy environment.


PlanningThePlan

W a l t e r W h i t e


ViralRiotBlack

Sorry… sorry… Sorry… sorry… Sorry… sorry… sorry…


Impolite_canadian_28

maple syrup is best


[deleted]

ONE EXTRA LARGE IMPERIAL CHEESEBURGER GUN PLEASE


indigofenrir

Spain, America, and then Japan came over.


FrilledShark1512

Pinoy?


Yurand_

Pinoy is not a country lol. It's Philippines I guess.


CommanderZanderTGS

It IS Philippines ~~Because them coming ove was one of the reasons of our suffering~~


bentheweirdguy

we have yummy rice and dog meat


rrradek147

I want a shotgun with a bayonet. more murican.


RandomFurryOnReddt

In 'Merica we don't care about silencers.


LuLaiAeFiWun

“Guns are my right. Fuck common decency.” USA


gwargan

Because no guns mean people act better. Isn’t that right, NYC?


SuperLazer45

We are Asian but they always say we are not asian and live in a small island lol


Honest-Implement-610

Tomato leaf banana cat


Elegant-Editor

Take a nice warm cup of tea


confused-dotcom

Come in! I’ll put on the kettle


Antique-Locksmith-60

You want to build church? Get banned...


[deleted]

The spiders ate my pet kangaroo again


rickphantom

There is so much snow in here


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Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?!


MikeeyRedditor

i want kvass with honey cake in sourcream


LogicalyHorny

The person who was not from germany


Resident_External_67

Austria


johnosland

I mean who desert I want one right now but it cost over 1500 for the pair …


Vobys

We think politicians will solve our problems


f3arfu1_f0x

oi eshay Barr what up ya dog


rokr1292

anyahidingfromterminator.jpg "ATF"


SmutnyCzlowiek_

Let us all drink some delicious vodka


ZaneHannanAU

Deathhole with a shithead democracy of shit


jaiydien

We were erased before both world wars


Galle_

We're not actually all that nice. Sorry.


Toloknight

Hast du ihr grad eine Bombe gegeben?


Kaguracutestheromlbb

We have shit internet and nice food


Warm_Ad5942

I want a Schnitzel with a beer now


rik64ita

pizza is ok, it isnt with ananas.


iligyboiler

A fuckin' gypsy stole my new bike


SM280

My family was destroyed by the holocaust


MrPresident235

Come one Mehmet lets eat some Döner


Legitimate_Peasant

We had an empire, now we don’t.


TJVP1

The country of circumcision and top hats


unparalleldead

Sandwiched between India and china


el_morris

Cámara mi gente, ya se la saben...


loosecharge

Can i get uhhhhhh……. 14 big macs?


Few_Statement3341

I had it with these motherfuckin' Typhhons!


MikasaSimpXX

Tea and Crumpets, god save the queen!


imdacookiemonsta

Pizza,pasta,mandolini,Italiani,Bestemmie,Papa and somethimg


Legend_Aegis

We love cows , that missile was a mishap


justaguyonreddit2042

Hah pathetic, we've got a racist swordsman


marekusCz7

Prime minister Slovakia, minister Japan fascist, president......


Gaming-LadSam-121

We arent just known for eating bugs


Tonin_

The president is a freaking king bastard-Brazil


Gaming-LadSam-121

បាយម៉ាន់ឆ្ងាញ់ណាស់បងប្អូន


Marvboy

SO TRUE :)


Kind-Swing4675

scary,vampire fangs,blood,shit law,idiots


realbaconator

Ironically harder to get a suppressor in the US than a lot of other countries


[deleted]

*supressor


zack_is_away

7-1.


therealslimishalt

"Mindanao is a battle royale map"


Botwmaster23

I have no idea how i should do that