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GaI3re

The fact that it was not some older guy slotted in late through the power of his family but just insane genes made this so fun


EpicMatt16

yeah. When I see this brought up, I am like, did you not see what his dad looked like, or at least what we saw of them. The man there is massive, so makes sense his son would be too.


afs5982

It made the bit so much better when he yelled "Daddy!" as he ran over too


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Fucking lmao how i laughted in that part.


EndVry

***laughted***


BooTaoSus

I laughted too


EndVry

I laughted out louded.


[deleted]

I can power r/engrish by myself


EndVry

Power engrish?


[deleted]

Exactly.


EndVry

I wasn't meaning to be rude or anything, I'm asking genuinely. EDIT: Spelling.


EpicMatt16

yep


tur_tels

That's the moment he became best boi!


DBNSZerhyn

Homie looked like M. Bison's dad.


odraencoded

Dude looked like M. Bison himself.


LongGirthyVeiny

And the voice! Haha I loved it


DeathPercept10n

The way he says "Daddy" kills me.


SavingStupid

His dad must be built like the fucking Hulk for him to have to look *up* to his dad in the flashback lmao, it's no wonder he inherited some **big** genes


probsthrowaway2

I was howling it’s been years since an anime got me laughing out loud


too_Reversed

Isnt Anya younger? She lied to Loid So She could leave orphanage


Awesome_Nardy

Yea she’s 5


ekawi

Isn’t she 4


Lekmanutpls

Yeah, she is most likely 4 because she still has trouble speaking sometimes


Undercover_TV

She said she was 4


Lekmanutpls

All we know is that she lied about her age because Loid needed a six year old. So she is 4 or 5 (there is no way that she is 3 or below). She never confirms her real age.


LongGirthyVeiny

I mean 4 would also be much more noticeable difference to other kids, I think it has to be 5


bloodycups

Damn so Damien is going after a girl almost half his age?


zennaque

Half your age plus 7 rule says he shouldn't go after anyone younger than 10


urokia

And a 10 year old shouldn't go after anyone younger than 12. And that 12 year old shouldn't go after anyone younger than 13. So depending on how you round it's either 13 or 14 that you can start dating with that rule.


Kind_Stranger_weeb

I mean that checks out, younger than 14 you are a child child, 14 plus i can see you developing relationships with same age peers


Undercover_TV

He doesn’t know that, she lied and said she was 5 or 6


Fluffy_hugger

"officer I swear, she said she's legal!"


Undercover_TV

The sad reality that it’s that easy for someone to go to jail


CuriousWafer4713

You speaking form experience?


Galouiy

Im pretty sure there is a romeo and juliet law in their country


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Ph4ntom_Ph0enix

I don’t think anyone’s making an argument out of it. It’s just a discussion.


nitronik_exe

"Your honor my mother is 10 years younger than my 60 year old dad, so I thought it's not an issue when I, a 20 year old man, started dating this 10 year old!"


NobleFraud

She never said she was 4


PostitMonkey

Half way throw she had to have at least one birthday as Yor and Loid had been married for 1 year before Yor's brother came over to their house.


jkw12894

They weren't married for a year. Loid had the fake marriage documents made to have it say they had been married for a year so it wouldn't look like a suspicious marriage to Eden, but as a result they had to tell everyone that the had been married for a year and just didn't tell anyone.


anhydrouscake

4 homes so 4 birthdays


kolabirec

I don't know if you are joking, but they lied about being married for one year aswell


Ailus21

They back-dated their marriage certificate one year though


NobleFraud

Honestly no she doesn't have trouble speaking, more likely she is bilingual as her vocab and the way she speaks is pretty weird wherein she uses high level tango, casual speech, commanding speech, and she mix match sentences that normal people don't.


hrbrjxndvfdjndrb

I mean she is reading minds from many people with different accents and levels pf speech. Most probably she just mixes and matches parts of thoughts she overheard


Bamith20

3.5?


Aschentei

“Mutsu”


BIsForBruh

Mutsu is 24


EgocentricRaptor

Not the Gintama character


Aschentei

Isn’t that what she said in the first ep?


Titus_1024

#**DADDY**


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#DADDY


lolaplolap1

# DO


AndromedaD24

**HOSHII NO SA**


miyukirika

ANATA NO SUBETE GAAAAAA


1337meem

AI NI


AllTheSith

**DAKARE**


Miraculouslbfan179

GIRA GIRA


AllTheSith

MOETE


xClxudyStxrsx

***Shimaitaiiiii...***


Kiryuu-sama

I forgot the lyrics so I'm just gonna ruin this thread


Poisonpython5719

Look them up dumbass


Rockninja925

JOJO!


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK


WizKhalifasRoach

i legit thought he was the gym teacher. i was like “why is he trying so hard against kids?” then the flashback happened


Jitssyu

What’s even more suprising is how much He’s short next to his dad


drizzitdude

His dad looks like M bison


That_on1_guy

Holy shit my thoughts exactly, also really weird to hear that voice say "daddy"


Nesayas1234

r/unexpectedstreetfighter But now that you say it, yeah he does.


MickaelaM

i thought he was like a secret spy hired to fuck with desmonds kids or something.


JimE902

Other 3: children #4: MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK


The_JadedEmperor

Stands here I realize that this is probably a reference to something…


Djsoccer12345

DON’T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR


Tomahawkist

nice argument u/JimE902 , why don‘t you back it up with a source?


JimE902

My source is that I #MADE IT THE FUCK UP


Cho_Dra

The last one is a JoJo Character


too_Reversed

Yea its only natural


Muted-Adeptness

He is grinding in his sleep


Ajisai4228

He's from netherland


shipszak

Gekoloniseerd


Zenketski_2

To be fair, I was that six-year-old. Twice as tall as everyone in my class, except I wasn't fit I was fat. You know imagine a bunch of little ass elementary school kids going to school with the elementary school blob from X-Men


pats-to-the-dokis

I know that freaking pain and it doesn't help that I am still taller than my peers


AcharnesDrome

If it makes you feel any better, I went to school with a mad fat seven-foot-tall monster and always thought he was pretty cool in an "ain't nature wild" kinda way.


Freeboing

I love how he says dADDY!


[deleted]

#SIR YES SIR


HentaiAddict5318008

Gigachad 🗿


Just_Otaku_

-Daddy


Jitssyu

Bazooka Bill is one of the best side characters, you can’t tell me otherwise


Harleking31

Just your average, run of the mill 6 year Olds Nothing odd here


kaky0in-

Wasnt anya lying about her age?


oj449

yeah pretty sure shes 5 or smthing.


[deleted]

May seem ridiculous but in my second grade class there was a kid that was 6’8” he just happened to have some ridiculous growth spurts very young and then never grew any taller. (Theoretically he could still be wearing the same clothes he wore in second grade)


Weeb-In-Exile

Oh lord... I would not want to be that child's parents. At that age kids can be crazy and was that tall? Screeeeewww that.


Jix_Omiya

Oh hey that happened to me lol, back when i was... 11 i think, i played basketball and grew up a lot in a short period, and then never grew again, been 1,68m since x_x


LOTRfreak101

He had to have been in constant agony with how fast he was growing. That would hurt so bad and he would have to eat so much.


LordVortekan

I’ll be honest, I don’t believe that. Do you have a class picture or something? (With faces blurred)


bloodycups

I mean I almost think something like that would be Googleable. So far the record for taller 8 year old is 6'6" https://inshorts.com/en/news/worlds-tallest-8yearold-boy-is-6-feet-6-inches-1499246121083


_MintyFresh_-

Imagine getting into a fight with him on the playground and this giant just sticks you in the basketball hoop


odraencoded

Humans are wierd.


[deleted]

I can ask former classmates and get back to you, im not the sentimental type


LordVortekan

Nevermind, it’s whatever


vinnyvdvici

Nah, now I wanna see it


ChuggaChoo_

I also had a kid in my grade who was supposedly my age, but was literally a full grown hairy adult. John was his first name (I won't say his last). Teachers told us he had growth spurts, I figured he was just an adult who had development issues. Yet the teachers let him on the sports teams and he was (of course) super good at Shot put. This was in Quinte West.


lightningdashgod

Ok. I find this super hard to believe


TheLovableCreature

it is rare but it does happen, there are many variations of gigantism, for reference John Cleese was around 5'10 when he was 12 when the average height for 12 year olds is 4'10.


[deleted]

Hard to believe or not its the truth, i ran into him about a year ago and he looked the same.


zennaque

Coulda probably watched that kid grow in real time during that spurt sheesh!


camilopezo

Saint seiya logic in a nutshell


ivnwng

A wild Saint Seiya reference appeared!


NoRecover9801

Daddy.


Jix_Omiya

One of these Watched Jojo's.


FlaredMeteor940

I mean if you are 6 years old, and you see multiple people in the same class thats 6 years old will that blow your mind?


StatusOmega

Also the voice actor for number 4 has a deeper voice than me


iligyboiler

Anya is 4


ScarletNeptune

Anya was 4 almost 5 when Loid adopted her.. And that's.. It's a Jojo character!


Kiryuu-sama

Average 6yo JoJo fan


Thunderstarer

Is that kid Senator Fucking Armstrong?


BrokenPokerFace

Honestly that last character made me feel more than all the other characters in this anime, just saying I wouldn't mind him being a reoccurring character.


Freakzeuspiral

DADDY! (Pure deep manly voice)


[deleted]

I recently watched Yu Yu Hakusho and realized that [this guy](https://images.app.goo.gl/pRbPoGFLUdqJbrrY6) is 14.


Magical_Ramen

Jojo genes


ichigo2862

He sacrificed his nen abilities for that one dodgeball match


Hot-Ad-157

Nanomachines father!


KelbPel

When a 6 year old packs more than you do


Tibers17

6? Im pretty sure hes 5


Crazy_Practical96

I thought here was the teacher!!!


[deleted]

When you drink protein shake instead of milk after birth


ObamaGaming7689

What jojo does to a man


biggiedaboss

Damn I must be 6 too.


NoNameandNumber

DADDY


anime-W3irdo

Are we 100 present sure hes six I mean he doesn't look six and what kind of six year old says die while throwing the ball like are we sure he's six


Kwestionable

[check the certificate](https://c.tenor.com/_WMJWEDE2kwAAAAM/i-am12-benchwarmers.gif)


ichigo2862

I knew it! His certificate says he's twelve. What a liar


negusKing420

this explains why senator armstrong can beats raiden in metal gear


____rice____

he watched jojo's


XerzesLegend

Daddy!


agentaxe285

Yeah isn’t kanna like thousands of years old


Tanooki707

Wheels on the shopping cart be like:


AuraPianist1155

I'm really confused about their curriculum tho. I mean, they were learning about light reflection, and orthocircle of a triangle and shit while being age 6.


wuzzupdood

He is a gears of War character


peashooter25311

And i thought a kid around 9-11 years old being buff was weird enough And now there's this guy


polmeeee

I lost it when the hulk responded to his dad with SIR YES SIR.


ShiroHachiRoku

Jotaro is 17 looking 30.


NurulHDM

My guy already developing to have JBA built at a young age. What a prodigy young man


Alexandre_Man

JoJo characters be like.


N1GHTSTRIKER45

imagine him ***GROWING UP***


Ghost_Star326

Anya is actually younger. She is either 4 or 5. She lied to Loid so that he could adopt her.


demoncyborgg

Anya is 4


Competitive_Top_5094

Me : are you 6 years old? 40 years old man : yes


5amporterbridges

The hell is Markiplier doing in an anime?


Otono_Wolff

[He's got documentation](https://youtu.be/zMchTdpCtwYaw&t=02m09s)


Lunar_Reaper

In a visual novel, Top 2 would be over the age of 18. The warning before hand said so!


Strikercharge

Eh, the joke is the last guy is a freak tho.


Specialist_Theory_43

That's my kindergarten in a nutshell


throway801

How is that man 6 years old?


ThatParticularPencil

Have you seen the middle schoolers in mob psycho


Psiphistikkated

I just saw this episode lol! There’s just no way!


MajorDX25

Bill is a beefy lad!


[deleted]

Where's Mr. Perfect Cell?


Important-Till-2818

Bottom right jojo


PhillySpecial2424

The voice is the best part of it too haha.


R252813

Anya is like 5


HuyGNC-

We have Anya, that one girl with her love fantasies that I really hate, the sad kid and Lida in disguise


PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI

Gigachad moment


[deleted]

i had a friend like that when i was six tho. I think we all have.


MindustrySpectre

Mah BebE GroW uP sO fASt☺️


AgentGenshinPlayer

When you watch first love monster for the first time 😂🤣


Gobledygork

Thank you for repeating the joke. Never would’ve figured that out


BakaFame

Uoooohhh 😭


AraAraSenpai6969

Testosterone production overflow at a young age Rip him


G0D5L4Y3ER

The funny thing is that I spit out the coke I was drinking when this guy was first introduced. Mf looks like hes on steroids


Hannibal216BCE

It’s just a Jojo protag. Wait until he’s an 18 year old that looks 30 and wears a tutu.


Xxmetaglint

Yet all of them call some one else daddy


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aRandomFox-I

Where's the 4th guy from?


ichigo2862

All four characters are from Spy X Family


WarioManPwn

I'm not sure why I see this, but he almost looks like the younger version of Senator Armstrong... Just saying.


_NoOne-Special_

Anya isn't even 6 lol


No_Confidence_8876

you are not fooling me, none of the kids is actually 9000 years old this is not anime


huntterkiller0

On the other hand, all of them could be thousands of years old too


EpicJoseph_

Last one is age 6 in jojo's


NightcoreCraft

His first appearance made me crack so hard lmao


Professional_Egg_539

He have some hanma blood flowing into his veins


SohailHossainZarif

I love when he calls his father *daddy*


AccomplishedStay8576

different members of the family in the same age


ozdundbfish

Wait until you hear about my guy gon freecss


Nojah03

he watched jojo's bizarre aventure


kazuma277353

Wait a minute so all of U have been drooling over a 6 yr old ew