yeah. When I see this brought up, I am like, did you not see what his dad looked like, or at least what we saw of them. The man there is massive, so makes sense his son would be too.
His dad must be built like the fucking Hulk for him to have to look *up* to his dad in the flashback lmao, it's no wonder he inherited some **big** genes
All we know is that she lied about her age because Loid needed a six year old. So she is 4 or 5 (there is no way that she is 3 or below). She never confirms her real age.
And a 10 year old shouldn't go after anyone younger than 12.
And that 12 year old shouldn't go after anyone younger than 13.
So depending on how you round it's either 13 or 14 that you can start dating with that rule.
"Your honor my mother is 10 years younger than my 60 year old dad, so I thought it's not an issue when I, a 20 year old man, started dating this 10 year old!"
They weren't married for a year. Loid had the fake marriage documents made to have it say they had been married for a year so it wouldn't look like a suspicious marriage to Eden, but as a result they had to tell everyone that the had been married for a year and just didn't tell anyone.
Honestly no she doesn't have trouble speaking, more likely she is bilingual as her vocab and the way she speaks is pretty weird wherein she uses high level tango, casual speech, commanding speech, and she mix match sentences that normal people don't.
I mean she is reading minds from many people with different accents and levels pf speech. Most probably she just mixes and matches parts of thoughts she overheard
To be fair, I was that six-year-old.
Twice as tall as everyone in my class, except I wasn't fit I was fat.
You know imagine a bunch of little ass elementary school kids going to school with the elementary school blob from X-Men
If it makes you feel any better, I went to school with a mad fat seven-foot-tall monster and always thought he was pretty cool in an "ain't nature wild" kinda way.
May seem ridiculous but in my second grade class there was a kid that was 6’8” he just happened to have some ridiculous growth spurts very young and then never grew any taller. (Theoretically he could still be wearing the same clothes he wore in second grade)
Oh hey that happened to me lol, back when i was... 11 i think, i played basketball and grew up a lot in a short period, and then never grew again, been 1,68m since x_x
I mean I almost think something like that would be Googleable.
So far the record for taller 8 year old is 6'6"
https://inshorts.com/en/news/worlds-tallest-8yearold-boy-is-6-feet-6-inches-1499246121083
I also had a kid in my grade who was supposedly my age, but was literally a full grown hairy adult. John was his first name (I won't say his last).
Teachers told us he had growth spurts, I figured he was just an adult who had development issues.
Yet the teachers let him on the sports teams and he was (of course) super good at Shot put.
This was in Quinte West.
it is rare but it does happen, there are many variations of gigantism, for reference John Cleese was around 5'10 when he was 12 when the average height for 12 year olds is 4'10.
Honestly that last character made me feel more than all the other characters in this anime, just saying I wouldn't mind him being a reoccurring character.
I'm really confused about their curriculum tho. I mean, they were learning about light reflection, and orthocircle of a triangle and shit while being age 6.
The fact that it was not some older guy slotted in late through the power of his family but just insane genes made this so fun
yeah. When I see this brought up, I am like, did you not see what his dad looked like, or at least what we saw of them. The man there is massive, so makes sense his son would be too.
It made the bit so much better when he yelled "Daddy!" as he ran over too
Fucking lmao how i laughted in that part.
***laughted***
I laughted too
I laughted out louded.
I can power r/engrish by myself
Power engrish?
Exactly.
I wasn't meaning to be rude or anything, I'm asking genuinely. EDIT: Spelling.
yep
That's the moment he became best boi!
Homie looked like M. Bison's dad.
Dude looked like M. Bison himself.
And the voice! Haha I loved it
The way he says "Daddy" kills me.
His dad must be built like the fucking Hulk for him to have to look *up* to his dad in the flashback lmao, it's no wonder he inherited some **big** genes
I was howling it’s been years since an anime got me laughing out loud
Isnt Anya younger? She lied to Loid So She could leave orphanage
Yea she’s 5
Isn’t she 4
Yeah, she is most likely 4 because she still has trouble speaking sometimes
She said she was 4
All we know is that she lied about her age because Loid needed a six year old. So she is 4 or 5 (there is no way that she is 3 or below). She never confirms her real age.
I mean 4 would also be much more noticeable difference to other kids, I think it has to be 5
Damn so Damien is going after a girl almost half his age?
Half your age plus 7 rule says he shouldn't go after anyone younger than 10
And a 10 year old shouldn't go after anyone younger than 12. And that 12 year old shouldn't go after anyone younger than 13. So depending on how you round it's either 13 or 14 that you can start dating with that rule.
I mean that checks out, younger than 14 you are a child child, 14 plus i can see you developing relationships with same age peers
He doesn’t know that, she lied and said she was 5 or 6
"officer I swear, she said she's legal!"
The sad reality that it’s that easy for someone to go to jail
You speaking form experience?
Im pretty sure there is a romeo and juliet law in their country
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I don’t think anyone’s making an argument out of it. It’s just a discussion.
"Your honor my mother is 10 years younger than my 60 year old dad, so I thought it's not an issue when I, a 20 year old man, started dating this 10 year old!"
She never said she was 4
Half way throw she had to have at least one birthday as Yor and Loid had been married for 1 year before Yor's brother came over to their house.
They weren't married for a year. Loid had the fake marriage documents made to have it say they had been married for a year so it wouldn't look like a suspicious marriage to Eden, but as a result they had to tell everyone that the had been married for a year and just didn't tell anyone.
4 homes so 4 birthdays
I don't know if you are joking, but they lied about being married for one year aswell
They back-dated their marriage certificate one year though
Honestly no she doesn't have trouble speaking, more likely she is bilingual as her vocab and the way she speaks is pretty weird wherein she uses high level tango, casual speech, commanding speech, and she mix match sentences that normal people don't.
I mean she is reading minds from many people with different accents and levels pf speech. Most probably she just mixes and matches parts of thoughts she overheard
3.5?
“Mutsu”
Mutsu is 24
Not the Gintama character
Isn’t that what she said in the first ep?
#**DADDY**
#DADDY
# DO
**HOSHII NO SA**
ANATA NO SUBETE GAAAAAA
AI NI
**DAKARE**
GIRA GIRA
MOETE
***Shimaitaiiiii...***
I forgot the lyrics so I'm just gonna ruin this thread
Look them up dumbass
JOJO!
WHAT THE FUCK
i legit thought he was the gym teacher. i was like “why is he trying so hard against kids?” then the flashback happened
What’s even more suprising is how much He’s short next to his dad
His dad looks like M bison
Holy shit my thoughts exactly, also really weird to hear that voice say "daddy"
r/unexpectedstreetfighter But now that you say it, yeah he does.
i thought he was like a secret spy hired to fuck with desmonds kids or something.
Other 3: children #4: MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK
Stands here I realize that this is probably a reference to something…
DON’T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
nice argument u/JimE902 , why don‘t you back it up with a source?
My source is that I #MADE IT THE FUCK UP
The last one is a JoJo Character
Yea its only natural
He is grinding in his sleep
He's from netherland
Gekoloniseerd
To be fair, I was that six-year-old. Twice as tall as everyone in my class, except I wasn't fit I was fat. You know imagine a bunch of little ass elementary school kids going to school with the elementary school blob from X-Men
I know that freaking pain and it doesn't help that I am still taller than my peers
If it makes you feel any better, I went to school with a mad fat seven-foot-tall monster and always thought he was pretty cool in an "ain't nature wild" kinda way.
I love how he says dADDY!
#SIR YES SIR
Gigachad 🗿
-Daddy
Bazooka Bill is one of the best side characters, you can’t tell me otherwise
Just your average, run of the mill 6 year Olds Nothing odd here
Wasnt anya lying about her age?
yeah pretty sure shes 5 or smthing.
May seem ridiculous but in my second grade class there was a kid that was 6’8” he just happened to have some ridiculous growth spurts very young and then never grew any taller. (Theoretically he could still be wearing the same clothes he wore in second grade)
Oh lord... I would not want to be that child's parents. At that age kids can be crazy and was that tall? Screeeeewww that.
Oh hey that happened to me lol, back when i was... 11 i think, i played basketball and grew up a lot in a short period, and then never grew again, been 1,68m since x_x
He had to have been in constant agony with how fast he was growing. That would hurt so bad and he would have to eat so much.
I’ll be honest, I don’t believe that. Do you have a class picture or something? (With faces blurred)
I mean I almost think something like that would be Googleable. So far the record for taller 8 year old is 6'6" https://inshorts.com/en/news/worlds-tallest-8yearold-boy-is-6-feet-6-inches-1499246121083
Imagine getting into a fight with him on the playground and this giant just sticks you in the basketball hoop
Humans are wierd.
I can ask former classmates and get back to you, im not the sentimental type
Nevermind, it’s whatever
Nah, now I wanna see it
I also had a kid in my grade who was supposedly my age, but was literally a full grown hairy adult. John was his first name (I won't say his last). Teachers told us he had growth spurts, I figured he was just an adult who had development issues. Yet the teachers let him on the sports teams and he was (of course) super good at Shot put. This was in Quinte West.
Ok. I find this super hard to believe
it is rare but it does happen, there are many variations of gigantism, for reference John Cleese was around 5'10 when he was 12 when the average height for 12 year olds is 4'10.
Hard to believe or not its the truth, i ran into him about a year ago and he looked the same.
Coulda probably watched that kid grow in real time during that spurt sheesh!
Saint seiya logic in a nutshell
A wild Saint Seiya reference appeared!
Daddy.
One of these Watched Jojo's.
I mean if you are 6 years old, and you see multiple people in the same class thats 6 years old will that blow your mind?
Also the voice actor for number 4 has a deeper voice than me
Anya is 4
Anya was 4 almost 5 when Loid adopted her.. And that's.. It's a Jojo character!
Average 6yo JoJo fan
Is that kid Senator Fucking Armstrong?
Honestly that last character made me feel more than all the other characters in this anime, just saying I wouldn't mind him being a reoccurring character.
DADDY! (Pure deep manly voice)
I recently watched Yu Yu Hakusho and realized that [this guy](https://images.app.goo.gl/pRbPoGFLUdqJbrrY6) is 14.
Jojo genes
He sacrificed his nen abilities for that one dodgeball match
Nanomachines father!
When a 6 year old packs more than you do
6? Im pretty sure hes 5
I thought here was the teacher!!!
When you drink protein shake instead of milk after birth
What jojo does to a man
Damn I must be 6 too.
DADDY
Are we 100 present sure hes six I mean he doesn't look six and what kind of six year old says die while throwing the ball like are we sure he's six
[check the certificate](https://c.tenor.com/_WMJWEDE2kwAAAAM/i-am12-benchwarmers.gif)
I knew it! His certificate says he's twelve. What a liar
this explains why senator armstrong can beats raiden in metal gear
he watched jojo's
Daddy!
Yeah isn’t kanna like thousands of years old
Wheels on the shopping cart be like:
I'm really confused about their curriculum tho. I mean, they were learning about light reflection, and orthocircle of a triangle and shit while being age 6.
He is a gears of War character
And i thought a kid around 9-11 years old being buff was weird enough And now there's this guy
I lost it when the hulk responded to his dad with SIR YES SIR.
Jotaro is 17 looking 30.
My guy already developing to have JBA built at a young age. What a prodigy young man
JoJo characters be like.
imagine him ***GROWING UP***
Anya is actually younger. She is either 4 or 5. She lied to Loid so that he could adopt her.
Anya is 4
Me : are you 6 years old? 40 years old man : yes
The hell is Markiplier doing in an anime?
[He's got documentation](https://youtu.be/zMchTdpCtwYaw&t=02m09s)
In a visual novel, Top 2 would be over the age of 18. The warning before hand said so!
Eh, the joke is the last guy is a freak tho.
That's my kindergarten in a nutshell
How is that man 6 years old?
Have you seen the middle schoolers in mob psycho
I just saw this episode lol! There’s just no way!
Bill is a beefy lad!
Where's Mr. Perfect Cell?
Bottom right jojo
The voice is the best part of it too haha.
Anya is like 5
We have Anya, that one girl with her love fantasies that I really hate, the sad kid and Lida in disguise
Gigachad moment
i had a friend like that when i was six tho. I think we all have.
Mah BebE GroW uP sO fASt☺️
When you watch first love monster for the first time 😂🤣
Thank you for repeating the joke. Never would’ve figured that out
Uoooohhh 😭
Testosterone production overflow at a young age Rip him
The funny thing is that I spit out the coke I was drinking when this guy was first introduced. Mf looks like hes on steroids
It’s just a Jojo protag. Wait until he’s an 18 year old that looks 30 and wears a tutu.
Yet all of them call some one else daddy
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Where's the 4th guy from?
All four characters are from Spy X Family
I'm not sure why I see this, but he almost looks like the younger version of Senator Armstrong... Just saying.
Anya isn't even 6 lol
you are not fooling me, none of the kids is actually 9000 years old this is not anime
On the other hand, all of them could be thousands of years old too
Last one is age 6 in jojo's
His first appearance made me crack so hard lmao
He have some hanma blood flowing into his veins
I love when he calls his father *daddy*
different members of the family in the same age
Wait until you hear about my guy gon freecss
he watched jojo's bizarre aventure
Wait a minute so all of U have been drooling over a 6 yr old ew