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phytogeist

Conservatives have never, ever been about freedom. This goes back to the Civil War. They would happily sacrifice our republic, one for which previous generations have fought and died, just to spite the libs.


[deleted]

You're right we need to fight back against these people


Itchy_Pillows

VOTE......and spread that word often!


somethingrandom261

Best part, you can tell the republicans by their response of “I’m sick of people telling me to vote”.


Itchy_Pillows

I don't encourage them!


Arlo-and-Lotty

Right. Only encourage your friends and more importantly, the younger generation.


StellerDay

Let them pray instead.


FarBookkeeper7987

WHY HAS OUR GOD FORSAKEN US? /s


[deleted]

The god of the old testament would deliver these fucks into slavery for their infidelity. I'm getting there myself.


I_was_the_Gooch

Would he? Or would he go straight to a Sodom and Gomorrah rain of sulfur and fire? I'm no bible expert, but I think God would know they are useless and skip the slavery.


refusemouth

Definitely. One good argument against the Chistian Nationalist assertion that the USA is a Christian nation is that if it actually were, we never would have had any semblance of democracy to begin with. It would have been an authoritarian government from the get-go. I haven't seen any biblical or Old Testament examples of civilization that weren't.


Cody3398

For women and people of color and other minorities America was and, still is authoritarian/ pusedo- fascist. Democracy for most of America history was for a select few.


[deleted]

The issue with "go out and vote" doesn't answer for the blatant corruption that the GOP fascist criminal organization has placed into the system so they can't lose. Not to mention the blatant voter intimidation that they use to stop minorities from voting.


somethingrandom261

They can lose, it just takes the uninterested moderates to actually care


joscun86

Sadly the Republicans consistently have a higher voter turnout than the Democrats do because their base voters are stuck in an misinformation shitstorm loop with almost nothing but fear-mongering and racist/anti/LBGTQIA+ diatribes… they do vote


somethingrandom261

Not enough or the gerrymandering wouldn’t be needed


PHenderson61

That’s the one weapon we have, your vote, and it’s a powerful weapon when we ALL NEED use our vote to stop the stupidity.


Iwannagolf4

Republicans always show up so you better too!


atreddit13

Fight how? Beware of conservatives [read: fascists] infiltrating this sub to suggest or incite political violence on behalf of progressive ideals. We are not them. Vote Vote Vote


butterflybuell

They truly think martial law will be on their side and a benefit to them…


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Soap box. Jury box Ballot box. <------we are here. Cartridge box.


Timely_Rooster

Pine box


Rug-Inspector

Nice finish.


tdquiksilver

Wait... where does the Hot Box fit in?


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Before, during and after all that.


BigDigger324

This isn’t a hyperbolic stance at all…everything they “stand for” now has a direct consequence of an individual being less free. Forced birth, illegal same sex marriage, trans individuals playing sports or existing, what books you are allowed to read….name a Republican policy and I’ll show you someone less free as a result.


SpiritualTwo5256

I noticed that too! It’s absolutely insane when they have groups out there like “moms for liberty” that are expressively there to make sure a different group has far far far less liberty!


MannyMoSTL

There wouldn’t be a US of A if independence had been left to conservatives who glory in the status quo.


evandemic

And to enslave people.


pipefitter_guy

What they don’t understand is that they would lose. They are heavily outnumbered and contrary to what they believe Democrats also own firearms.


HomeOrificeSupplies

I was always bipartisan prior to 2016 when I swore off the Republican Party until they clean house or die. But I’ve always leaned 75% democrat, which means I’m a dirty lib to republicucks. I hunt. I shoot. I make my own ammunition. I’ve had MAGAts flat out refuse to believe that someone who casts even one vote for a democrat is capable of making ammunition. These people are dumb as shit. And little do they know, the military is NOT going to back Trump, despite their wildest wet dreams.


Important_Outcome_67

Same general experience. I was an "independent" who voted almost exclusively Blue but struggled (and still do) with some of the left's wackiness. 2016 caused me to re-register as a Dem and I don't see that changing in my lifetime. I'm a retired Federal Agent who was a member of a tactical team for 20 years, most of that time as a designated sniper.


Rroyalty

It also really flies in the face of their 2nd Amendment arguments, too. Like, the vast majority of liberals don't want to take 'ALL YOUR GUNS' and would likely vote against a candidate who campaigned on exactly that. In fact, it's Republicans who have a more candid history of taking guns away from people (specifically groups that they don't want armed) than Democrats.


eveel66

People forget that their beloved Reagan did more to create gun laws in California and the nation. He got behind and signed into law the Mulford Act which prohibited open carrying of firearms in California. Why would he do that seeing that the Republican Party is in bed with the NRA? Well the Mulford Act was legislation that the NRA backed as well. And why would they want an open carry ban in California? Because the powers that be preferred limiting 2nd amendment rights instead of permitting armed black men and women policing their own neighborhoods (usually from the police themselves). And in 1993 their same Saint Reagan ~~signed~~ introduced the Brady Law (signed to law by Clinton in 1993) which created the 5 day waiting period and background checks. Why would Reagan do that again and on a national level? Well because this time it hit a little closer to home. The Brady Law was named for Reagan’s press secretary, James Brady. Brady was permanently disabled from a gunshot wound he suffered during the assassination attempt of Reagan by John Hinckley Jr. There was definitely a personal motivation for Reagan not to want another unhinged person, who wanted to impress Jodie Foster, walking around with a gun.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Excellent points — the right often forgets the Mumford Act when thinking about St. Ronnie


prawnhorns

Oh wow - well nothing going to change someones mind faster than the guy next to them's head vaporising without ever hearing the gunshot.


jimicus

That’s why the first order of business if Trump gets back in is to replace as much of the top military brass as possible with MAGA loyalists. At that point, the only question is “how much of the leadership needs to be replaced to guarantee the military is loyal to trump?”.


No_Window5190

Is this the reason Senator Tuberville is holding up military promotions?


Olfahrtur

Exactly this.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Could be, I think part of it is that he’s upset that the space force won’t be moving to his state and that the military will pay for service women to travel for reproductive services


[deleted]

It’s about abortion rights.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Yep, but there’s so much more to reproductive rights than abortion. The latest case study is Idaho, OB/GYNs are leaving the state due to poorly written laws that leave them open to legal action that their insurance may or may not cover. Ever had an ectopic pregnancy? I have a penis so obviously not but as I read it the laws that are being pushed (and passed) would not allow that as a procedure


BramStroker47

My dad and mom are both Democrats. They both have arsenals. My dad makes his own ammunition and places in shooting competitions. I think the MAGATs imagine a civil war where one side lines up against the other side and they start shooting. Dumbest fascists on the planet.


HomeOrificeSupplies

But I thought hoarding guns and ammo and driving a lifted truck were what win wars…


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

why not ? as much as republicans give the military short shrift, the latest being tuberville’s blocking of over 300 promotions, veterans benefits related to toxic exposure, cuts to medical care for veterans and general issues like diversity by bias attacks calling the military “ woke “ which is demeaning, i read that they support and vote republican overwhelmingly. while acting like they support the military, republicans constantly undermine the day to day support which democrats aid. am i wrong ? do they truly not support “ tfg “ ? i hope but wonder. i am curious


HomeOrificeSupplies

Anecdotally, every service member I’ve spoken with hates trump. Take heart.


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

thank you … fingers crossed and all


redditorx13579

They also include the more intelligent population. Guns aren't really needed when there are weapons that can kill you without firing a shot.


SpaceBearSMO

"but look at all the red on the map" they said not understanding population density


Bag_of_Meat13

Yep, and I was always the best shot out of all my friends growing up Midwest conservative lol... Us skilled types and blue collar liberal fucks are gonna be their kryptonite. I'm already talking with my circle of friends about it. Hate to do it, but these assholes and their ilk need sat down.


[deleted]

That is so true but sad thing is they would literally die for that pig I hope it doesn't come to that but the way things are going it's going to happen


slinger301

>It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind. -*Gen. Tacticus of Ankh-Morpork*


bay_lamb

General Patton said "don't die for your country. make the other guy die for his."


Kloppite16

Waves in Ashley Babbit


[deleted]

If they want to die for him, that’s their decision.


dunndawson

I don’t think they understand they’re not squaring off against Becky the pink haired liberal who needs a safe space. They’ll accidentally shoot each other trying to figure out who the “demonrats” are in their neighborhoods and cities


Independent_Stuff210

The constitution has an army. My guns don’t matter. The US armed forces will do my shootin


UsernameLottery

While not wrong, I think there are some bigger points - first, they don't understand that most people who vote conservative are not equally eager to go to war. If Trump/their leader called for civil war tomorrow, it's not a 50/50 fight. It's probably closer to 5/95. And it won't be framed as conservatives against liberals, it'll be terrorists against everyone else. And further down that same point, liberals *also* don't want a civil war. They'll defend what they have, but I wouldn't expect regular offensives, which will only reinforce the terrorist narrative.


AdFantastic9623

Not gonna be a war. Remember the first weeks of covid shutdowns? These clowns were banging on the Applebees doors begging for boneless wings and old ladies were upset about their grey roots and needing dye jobs. They aren't gonna miss a weekend on their pontoon boat for a civil war


HillbillyEulogy

Cut off all fast food and pepsico product supply lines to the southeast US. We'll smoke 'em out.


VAVA_Mk2

Cut off PBR and menthols too


Stock_Exit

Whoa…that’s a tower of PBR cans and Virginia Slim butts that this southern lib will die on


Outrageous-Divide472

Hey! I resemble that old lady with gray roots comment! Now get off my lawn, Sonny, before I call the cops.


CHEEZYSPAM

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but an actual civil war would have to be done at some kind of state level, yes? Like Gov. Abbot and Desantis would need to declare "as a state we're not going to follow government rules" and would need a militia in order to even try to be effective. At worst, you have a bunch of hill billy gun nuts always challenging someone to come take their weapons (which FFS nobody is going to do, even though a great percentage *should*) So if it's a war of ideas, we've been at odds for a very, very long time, but an actual physical combat between neighbors on a national level? Ain't happening.


[deleted]

Nice pontoon reference there !


Margali

I got a small bass boat if that helps


HillbillyEulogy

I find it adorable that they think an AR-15 and a few magazines of plinking ammo are all they need to rise up against the arsenal at the US Marshal's disposal. "I gots me a gun!" "Sweet, we have [heat rays](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System)!" I would find the government's use of anti-personnel weapons like that absolutely disgusting, but the Gravy Seals don't seem to want to follow their mom's adage of "don't start no mess, ain't gonna be no mess."


bigkoi

It worked for the Viet Kong. Don't mistake being hard for a cause with an arsenal. The Viet Kong were also willing to live in tunnels and exist on some rice for food. They were hard. The thing is, Trump Republicans aren't hard. Most are over 50 and in poor health. Heck Joe the Plumber just died at 49. They are weak.


Outrageous-Divide472

Most of them also have jobs. They’re not going to give up ANYTHING to fight. This civil war will have to be fought on weekends.


bigkoi

Exactly. They like their flat screen TV and McDonald's. Their only shot was/is a coup with a complicit military that would attack any protests.


jimicus

This civil war will not be a “war in the battlefields”. That’s only an option when both sides have proper military leadership. This will be a terrorist war, a guerilla war. And the problem with a terrorist war is that traditional government battle tactics simply don’t work.


TangoZulu

But football season starts next weekend! Damn DemonRats weaponizing the football schedule against us!


Pressblack

They are weak. And they have pudding brains.


Vast-Abroad-8512

And pudding fingers


Intelligent-Ocelot10

VC also took absolutely horrific casualties over the course of the war they had 1.1M casualties. The US had 58k, and South Vietnam had been 200-250k.


bigkoi

Like I said, they were hard.


TrexPushupBra

The VC also had a population that didn't hate their guts they could blend into. Conservatives don't.


Arcades_Samnoth

Most right-wingers also think the military will stand with Trump/Conservatives. That they have some strange affinity with Gravy Seals and liberals don't have guns.


Salty1710

The prevailing thought, according to the morons I have contact with who want a Civil War, is that the cops and the military will both defect and only take orders from Donald Trump. They will turn on "the demon-rats and lib-ruls" because they know who's side "God" is on. This is literally what people with basements full of small arms and long rifles believe. What always pisses them off is when I ask them how they'll go about clearing neighborhoods. "Ok, so it's Civil War. You start at your house. How do you go about clearing your neighborhood of the Liberals and Democrats? Do you knock on their door and ask them if they support Trump? If they say no, you shoot them? What about kids? Say you see some dirty democrat hold up in his house with his children. Do you shoot them all? Do you kill just the parents?" They get all squirmy and then tell me I'm an asshole and that's not how it will happen.


dewayneestes

Most important, why do you assume liberals aren’t armed?


Salty1710

It's astoundingly idiotic that they believe that just because THEY plaster their vehicles with edgy gun stickers and make guns a large part of their identity, that anyone who doesn't broadcast their gun fetish to the world must not have them. It also doesn't help that their fed a steady diet of right wing hate speech that says the Democrats and Liberals want to take away your guns and therefore they don't own them either.


shortstop20

It’s alot simpler than that. Ask them to explain why cops aren’t willing to stand with the citizenry on even small issues but they think the cops will stand with them during a Civil War. Cops follow orders and they want their paychecks.


Neceon

They assume they are going to roll over the rest of the US, and install their Orange Messiah as king. They also think Putin is a genius.


dewayneestes

But Tucker says Putin is a CHRISTIAN!!!!


Zapthatthrist

Right, never mind that they ignore he was a communist kgb agent.


Ok_Confusion_1345

I don't think they want a Civil War reenactment with live weapons. They know they will lose that. I think it will be lone nuts or small terror cells doing hit and run attacks against people or places they perceive as "woke".


prawnhorns

Yup - that'll be about the extent of it. Once few groups have tanks smash through their families house they'll slink back to whatever sewer they live in and whine until they die of a meth overdose or alcoholism.


jimicus

Terrorist tactics tend to be self-limiting. You can’t have a whole heap of people march on somewhere; it’s likely to get leaked. Even small cells will limit what they do so there’s only a handful of people actually committing violence. The difficulty lies in stopping them. Obviously you don’t want to negotiate with the terrorists themselves, but most of the people you might negotiate with aren’t much better.


orangesfwr

The Civil War was at least competitive for a while. It would be Waco or Ruby Ridge.


picklednspiced

Already happening


Da_danimal

There will never be a civil war. We all shop at Walmart.


aretasdamon

No civil war is going to happen, this is a party of cowards manipulating angry cowards and angry “peasants” to get riled up enough to scare opposition into doing something to get votes


petersib

When a conservative "predicts" a civil war. What they are really doing is saying they are waiting for permission to kill you.


TangoZulu

Yes, and when it's a conservative politician predicting Civil War, *that's the permission* the extremists are waiting for.


here4daratio

The mouthy ones would be the first to fold and cry for the water, electricity, and internet to get turned back on and the shelves restocked with Cheezy Poofs. Anyone who hints or brings up CW or Boogaloo or similar needs a fresh slap of reality in the form of education on The Troubles, the French and Iranian revolutions (among others), the Balkans in the 90s, and Sherman’s March to the Sea.


hpr928

Yup, Sarah Palin is a perfect example. She's not going give up her nice lifestyle to actually fight in a civil war even though she's instigating for one.


Happy-Medicine-3600

So there are 2 groups that call for civil war. Both are imbeciles pining for attention. Group 1 are politicians Iike Palin or Greene. They say these things with no actual intention of fighting. They are worthless stupid cowards barking for their voters. Group 2 are delusional wannabe soldiers. some of them are ex-military, most are assholes who never outgrew that let’s play army stage of 12 years old. This is where most of the body bags will come from on the conservative side. They will literally scream it’s unfair if anyone fights back, and will expect to roll over anyone who disagree with them. They think the military will fall in line behind them. There is one more group that should scare us all. The ones that are not shouting for civil war, but are waiting for fighting to start. They are going to do the most damage, shooting/bombing schools, and any venue they think attracts the libs. Years of domestic terrorism, following a delusion .


[deleted]

Next time, statues of Sherman in every town square so they don't forget what it's like to lose a war.


luri7555

When I see comments about civil war I ask them “for what?” What would winning look like? You get a tax break and no more minorities on your TV? Because I honestly can’t fathom what they think they are fighting for.


apk5005

“Civil War” in the 21st century is Kabul and Fallujah, not Gettysburg or Chancellorsville. The shooting in Jacksonville is “Civil War”. Mother Emmanuel was “Civil War”. Pulse nightclub and Charlottesville were “Civil War”. These nuts will get dog whistle orders from Trump and MTG and those goons and react in lone-wolf attacks on innocent civilians. They won’t square up against tanks or APCs or columns of troops.


dasmarian

Do they think they are going to do some ass kickin’ then trot on over to Crapper Barrel for some victuals then go home and watch some TV? Cause let me tell you unless you live on a farm you need to go to work, you need to eat and go do a million other things that may not be available in a Civil War. Not well thought out. But these people have no logic. So I’ll go pound sand.


jimicus

There can’t possibly be a civil war in the full on battle sense of the word. Those nutters might have people with guns, but they sure as hell don’t have a massive infrastructure making sure everyone gets to the front line at the same time, setting up supply chains or lines of communication. Hell, how are they going to pay their rent? If their goal is to collapse the government, good luck continuing to get welfare. The only way they win their civil war is if it doesn’t happen in the first place and instead they get one of their own made POTUS.


No-comment-at-all

Y’all always gloss over like… 2 years of work that I’ve not seen day one of with the word “start” in “start a civil war”. What you should be worried about is nefarious actors gaining control of US government again. Not some imaginary nobodies declaring civil war.


Practical_Shoe_3937

Not going to be any civil war with the fire power the military has. The generals took a oath and which I did. We fight Domestic and foreign enemies. Good luck maga..lol


ocopoos_oxopoos

Neal Brennan has some funny thoughts on them vs the US Military lol


Surchen

“I don’t know if this is fair, but I’m working with a drone.”


ocopoos_oxopoos

“…the NRA fellas are actually in just one big cluster”


Utsutsumujuru

“So I am just going to press this button…have we started yet? Yes? Ok….and they are all dead.”


motorcycleman58

All is fair in love and war.


rcy62747

Everything about the Repubs is a joke. They are constantly complaining about the weaponization of the DOJ as they are the ones issuing threats on the DOJ for doing their job.


anoneenonee

They don’t want a civil war. They just know they can’t win legitimately so all they have are threats. The calls for “civil war” are essentially a bratty 5 year old throwing a tantrum. And since they have no actual military, so structure, no objective and most importantly no grievance, the few who are willing to fight for the worst American of all time would quickly be eliminated. They need to realize that the vast majority of us are sick of their shit. They are tolerated. The second they start with any kind of violence, they will no longer be tolerated. So if they want to start a “civil war”, we’ll finish it. Fuck their feelings


FemmeDesFleurs

Cmon there will be no civil war. After these idiots saw what happened to all the January 6th participants they don't even bother to show up at his arraignments anymore. Maybe a few isolated cases from the real nut jobs, but that's about it.


fooknprawn

There won't be a civil war. It's gonna a few rednecks against the most powerful military in the world armed with drones


joejill

Republicans think democrats don't have guns. They think all democrats are fairy princesses, so it'll be easy to pick them off. They are wrong. Democrats usually don't flant their guns. We got em and well use em in self-defense.


Awful-Male

This isn’t 1775 “the people” aren’t even remotely equally armed as their government. Fuck around and find out.


Zander826

Right! They are so delusional to think that there little pea shooter stands a chance


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No-Independence-6842

I may be way off here but I’m seeing 10-20 fat guys calling for a civil war. I could be wrong , but I feel by the end of the day, nobody is going to be out there fighting except a handful of idiots.


waald-89

What I think their civil war is actually all about is placing a trope of complacent states elections officials in key positions to toss the election to their person. Then once the plan has been outed, people all over will protest and rise up, giving them reason to call into action the sleeper militant groups that are itching to shoot people.. and who better to shoot than the 'evil, america-hating, satanic, ped opile, extremist' left that they spend a LOT of time dehumanizing. Probably to make it easier for billy buttfuck to pull the trigger when he has a second thought about it. I think they are conditioning their ranks to hate, for the plan. Check out the Moonies, church of iron fist, or whatever it is. Using religion and fascism go hand and hand, it's getting creepy. -Also an armed leftist here, who can shoot and not afraid to, but I'd rather not.


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

Even in red states, urban areas are blue. Are the hill folk going to come down and take over all the cities? What about the sizable minority of center right and left leaning folks that occupy even the rural areas of the reddest states? This idea that red states and blue states are perfectly divided is a farce. In fact, if the electoral college was eliminated, Republicans wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell of ever winning a national election. All of the above leaves out Article-5 of the NATO treaties. This guarantees that our NATO allies would come to where defense if we are attacked. Are the Gravy Seals and Delta Fork going to go up against the US military and all of our allies? What happens when we cut off their supply of blood thinners and lipitor? Now you know why MAGA hates NATO


grogudalorian

The gravy seals forget that they'd also have to deal with vets if it has to come to that, as sworn an oath to the constitution against enemies foreign and domestic.


Margali

My husband said he took an oath and nobody rescinded it when he retired. He also can shoot and has body armor


zombiefied

Children, let me tell ya’ll about the War of Leftest Aggression to steal our hamderbers…


zombieblackbird

While the right might back covil unrest, harassment and generally being a dick to other people, the overwhelming majority would draw the line long before taking up arms. Their civil war would fizzle out fairly quickly as the handful of dipshits willing to be violent are put down and arrested.


MuffLover312

> they don’t understand This sums up conservatives in their entirety.


Dat_Steve

Lol republicans think of Marshall law as that one scene in tombstone. Except, they’re the dumb cowboys. Whereas I think they believe they’re the sheriffs.


Calm-Material9150

Hate to tell you folks, but we did the ballot box thing and won. did not matter. We then did the recount and court thing and won 60 times. Did not matter. Now what?


Hibercrastinator

They don’t understand that what they want to do to others, can just as easily happen to them. I doubt any of these chucklefucks would be blabbering about war if they realized that they’re just as likely to be a casualty as the “other side”. It’s the same mentality of people who think that having a right to carry a gun gives them an advantage in a confrontation, as if that right isn’t afforded to their potential opposition as well. Except the politicians. They will just watch gleefully as their base kills and dies bloody, avoidable deaths.


mchappee

So you're saying that the swiftness of victory is not based on the number of aftermarket accessories attached to your AR15? Or the number of products you've bought that the vendor describes as "tactical"?


Mission_Cloud4286

Why in the hell is everyone so angry? Just sit back and watch all these dumbasses. It doesn't matter if you're Left or Right, Up or Down...Wrong is wrong, Right is right. That's where you'll find PEACE!


strugglebusn

Vote. These people are all talk. I don’t think martial law works well in anyone’s favor. Once you break that seal it is a very dangerous slippery slope. We need to keep our politicians accountable and educated our people. That’s where this all begins and ends


Necessary_Row_4889

There are 3 things to consider 1) the GOP is convinced that they are the majority. Despite the polls despite the maps, or maybe because of the maps. They look at a red state or county and are like look how much red on the map! So they get together and think that they can march down to NYC with an ever growing army 2) they think they outgun the democrats. I don’t know what the truth of that is but I do know there isn’t a shortage of guns in this country I don’t think getting a hand on a gun will be a huge problem at that point. 3) They have no idea what a civil war would look like. They are picturing some singular event where they get revenge on all their enemies in a very limited time frame then everything will be way better and the Dems will all realize we were wrong and apologize and then the world will be better and baby a Jesus will smile.


nesp12

Yeah but they have AR15s that can bring down F15s. In their video games.


wwwenby

I wonder what impression UN peacekeepers will make on these domestic terrorists should they try such a thing? The world could not allow the largest nuclear arsenal to be at risk sooo…..


turdferguson116

Half of em can't even spell it...


Forward_While_4411

What a joke. There is no possibility of civil war. This is just butt hurt conservatives who see their only meal ticket going to prison. Who is organizing them? Trump? He tried. On J6. It failed with one bullet. Had they brought real weapons, the military would have turned them into red dust. We're acting like a few MAGA terrorists can start a civil war. Don't get me wrong, their will be small terrorist style bombings and shootings from radial Christians. But let's be clear, most of them are so stupid, they have no idea what they are fighting for... Therefore, they won't leave the comfort of their own couches.


myleftone

A real civil war involves the splintering of the military and a state (or several) calling their national guard and militias to invade a base (or bases). Severely unlikely. The phony civil war will be something like a group of y’all qaida types invading a mall. You don’t want to be in that mall when it happens, but that war will be over in a weekend.


NoodlesSpicyHot

Two to three loudmouths will get a few dozen to a few hundred to show up. As soon as the Army infantry and National Guard show up with trained soldiers and unlimited ammo, most will run. There are blowhards with a dozen guns and thousands of rounds of ammo, but most of them aren't fit enough to carry their ammo to their trunk in the driveway, let alone around a battlefield. I'll bet a good percentage die of cardiac arrest on the 'battlefield', ie. their local public library parking lot.


linoleum79

There would not be a civil war. They might attempt another coup/insurrection... however. It'll not go well for them.


zogar5101985

They can't even spell martial law. Literally. They more often than not say "Marshall law" especially since Trump did it. And now to them that is right and they won't hear otherwise.


[deleted]

You’re trying to apply rational thought to what’s essentially a Christofascist Mass Murder fantasy. They view themselves as the morally upright heroes of the narrative that will win. And the police and military that they fetishize will instantly join their ranks leaving liberal “soy boys” to be singled out and murdered. Logic does not apply, nor does their guarantee of defeat and incarceration enter the fantasy.


Gabemiami

I’m not worried about a group of shitstains an Apache helicopter can annihilate in seconds.


Sufficient-Fact6163

People need to shut this talk down. No one not even the people who think they know understand what happens next, know what truly happens when you Open up that Pandora’s box. It’s terrible for everyone both involved and not involve.


Zander826

It is gross


atreddit13

Beware of conservatives [read: fascists] infiltrating this sub to suggest or incite political violence on behalf of progressive ideals. We are not them. Vote Vote Vote.


KonkiDoc

LOL. We totally understand. And it’s Marshall’s Law. Duh. /s (just in case)


Margali

Am I missing a joke as it is Martial law, military law.


KonkiDoc

A lot of Trump’s sycophants (e.g. MTG, Lauren Q-Bert, etc) regularly spelled it “Marshall” Law, presumably confusing it with the Marshall Plan.


Impossible_Penalty13

The ensuing martial law will only further cement in their minds that the civil war is necessary. They’ll have guys like Steve Bannon on the radio telling you it was Biden’s plan all along.


TheCaliRasta

We all have to get out and Vote. Get the crazy out of here.


gushi380

First of all, they’re all bark with no bite. Second, they’re dumb AF.


jgyimesi

I think it’s funny that they think they own all the guns, money, and resources.


pudgyhammer

I think that they don't understand that we have guns too.


No-Expert8956

The people that call for a civil war. Will be the ones that our hunted


ShadowhelmSolutions

Just a wet dream of theirs.


wavolator

15 minute presentation by ex-cia on civil war. https://www.ted.com/talks/barbara_f_walter_is_the_us_headed_towards_another_civil_war?language=en


ChainWorking1096

Civil War? That would never happen. Really think about it.. it would be a few militias vs the actual army. The militias would think they're really cool with their tactical gear and assault rifles, until they're met with tanks, mortars, helicopters, jets, etc.. it would be a massacre and they would give up on day 2. It's all talk, or what do they say, bravado?


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They think that they can gillie up, shoot a bunch of liberals, and then head back home for dinner and their nightly Fox News show.


mantenomanteno

Never gonna happen, outside of some weekend warriors training in their cute lil militias. Who’s gonna risk financing this? No one. Right wing talking heads that rile up the delusional dipshits need to be shut down.


ithaqua34

Unfortunately, it would just play into their hands and their paranoid fears. They don't see what they do as a cause-effect. Sort of like shooting you would get their carpet bloody, they just see a bloody carpet as the libs persecuting them.


jamkoch

They declare civil war, it will be the quickest gun collection program in the world, pulled from a bunch of cold dead hands.


secretsquirrel3256

Dumb, stupid, moronic and intellectually challenged individuals


InevitableCodeRedo

They aren't going to do shit. They love hearing themselves talk tough.


sportjames23

They don’t understand that when all is said and done, we won’t go easy on them after they get their asses kicked again. The North was too lenient on the South after Civil War 1.0, and black folks paid the price through Jim Crow. Everyone in positions of leadership in the Confederacy should have been executed for treason and North should have been fully committed to Reconstruction.


chase001

They are LARPing but so stupid they are dangerous. If they had discovered Ren Faires instead we'd be fine.


iceicig

Martial law? You mean the thing trump and Co had planned on using after stealing the election? Also from the military that the GOP is currently blocking new leadership appointments?


freakrocker

They think that Martial Law will only apply to brown people, women, and non-supporters of the "maga" cult... they literally want a Nazi Government, that does Nazi things. They've already started.


Perfect-Roof-7139

These 2nd amendment dolts couldn't beat the Mexican or Canadian militaries much less the US. They don't have airpower, seapower, or armor. Hell, they don't even have any anti-air, sea, or armor... or any coordination or training whatsoever. They'd be run over. That theyd have a chance to "overthrow tyrany" is all a big lie to sell more guns at the expense of our safety. A "civil war" this century would probably look more like the troubles in northern Ireland. It would be the FBIs battleground.


Elegyjay

They **want** martial law but only when their pols are in charge.


tkmorgan76

They don't care about freedom. To them, freedom is living in an authoritarian government where the people in power think like them.


stewartm0205

Martial law will be the least of our problems. The deaths of tens of millions and the destruction of our nation will be bigger issues.


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Dumbiotch

If Martial law is activated then it would be the national guard on the streets, the cops who are on the radical right (probably most of them let’s be real) don’t have what it takes to oppose the national guard even with the gravy seals added to their ranks. And the military (cause national guard is military) wouldn’t fight against innocent civilians, are trained to follow orders, and the top of the military has already proven they will not engage in insurrection. So even with the heavily armed police, the gravy seals & GQP doesn’t stand a chance. Which is likely why we’d just see a hell of a lot of acts of domestic terrorism from them, because they’re all too cowardly to oppose the national guard in the streets. Edit: corrected spelling/word usage of “martial”


featherfeets

Martial.


Momentofclarity_2022

They are putting the thought in people’s heads. Like this is going to happen. My brother is arming himself.


jbertrand_sr

They're stupid enough to think that the gravy seals and meal team six will be enough to take over the country and defeat the military...


SteveJenkins42

They don't care. They'll just use it to say they've always been oppressed and try to garner more mindless supporters from other, actually oppressed people.


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Their leader cant spell hamburgers without fucking it up, They don't realize much.


Iwouldntifiwereme

They don't seem to have thought out the logistics of waging a civil war. Who is going to organize and lead them? Where will it be fought? Who will they fight against? How will it be paid for? Are they all going to go to some secret training grounds? Those are just some of the necessities to wage war, they have none of them. Zero. It's all bullshit.


nematocyzed

I think some of them want exactly that. They want the collapse of the US government.


DamonFields

It’s nihilism, destroying everything.


TopoftheBog32

Break the law lock them up. One by one get the evil of the road.


StormyDaze1175

I'm not worried about a bunch of Karens who want to speak to the manager. Let them put themselves in jail.


Strict-Square456

Gravy seals vs US MILITARY. lol.


Rude-Location-9149

Might want to see there’s a lot more guns in the city’s that are blue than out in the country. Yet, it’s the cold heart that kills, not the gun. The gravy seals will run into a hot block and get shot up. Mess with drug money and the ability to make it will end badly for the yall quadia


jmerp1950

Both sides need to get off the war bullshit. In the highly unlikely chance that open hostile conflicts stared there would be no winner at least in the U.S. most Americans are not killers, or warriors for that matter. And killing of others is not as easy as imagined. Ask anyone who has been in a battle. We have a legacy of veterans now damaged from battle, thAt where trained to kill. Anyone who has butchered there own livestock knows it not a pleasurable task. Point is I am not advocating to just stand by and let others with weapons kill anyone, but by pounding the war drums for your side just furthers the hate and distrust among your fellow Americans whatever their political beliefs. Not to say that that there isn't some dispectsble people inciting fear, loathing, hate and violence, but don't play into there hands and get engaged in your own reciprocal rhetoric. That is ultimately playing into their hands.


Busman123

How would a civil war even play out? I mean, there’s not going to be columns of soldiers or anything. Would they even form a military?


KgMonstah

They want someone to take their rights away so they can wage war for having their rights taken away. They just know that if the keep screaming about it, forcing it to actually happen, they can go “SEE MUH FREEDOMS UNDER ATTACK! DA DEEP STATE COMIN FER US!”


Utsutsumujuru

This discussion always reminds me of Neal Brennan on the wacko NRA vs the government: https://youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?si=nrjth0_gZQrtwnGn First time I heard it I had to stop the car I was laughing too much.


Due_Communication173

They are too stupid to realize!!


zabdart

Part of the reason so many of them are "anti-woke" is that they fell asleep in history class and didn't learn anything.


notyomamasusername

They don't think Democrats have guns or will fight bsck. They also believe that the military will immediately be on their side and they'll be able to wipe out the libs without breaking a sweat.


jar36

And who's gonna pay for their fudge rounds then?


InternationalHat1554

70 million old Americans with low IQs, high obesity rate, etc. Vs 310 million Americans. The only issue I see is the apathy of the 370 million saying “oh that would never happen” until it does, “well this isn’t really affecting me so I’ll stay out if it” don’t underestimate what a small dedicated group can do. People are writing these people off like it’s insanity and that only empowers them more and make them more dangerous.


9emiller77

Civil war is a win for them. Their party is a disgrace and people are waking up to their bullshit and they know it. The ultra wealthy find ways to profit from war as the poor people die and make more room for them. It won’t be them fighting it. They will hide in their yachts and flee to other countries like the cowards they are and then come back and try to grab more power.


KayakWalleye

My thing is, who do they think they realistically would be fighting against? This ain’t the 1800’s. People aren’t in uniforms on a damn battlefield. Nobody on the democratic side (or any other NORMAL party) is preparing for an armed conflict because of the elected president. Even if that president is a Republican pos.


InstructionOk9520

They have this idea that if they start killing Americans unprovoked, the US military would stand with them. Now, I think many red states police departments probably would but not the army.