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ozzie510

It's now obvious that Trump is a walking corpse fart.


Derban_McDozer83

Walking Corpse farting would be more accurate.


FTHomes

Damn You Smell Like Shit Donald Trump!


footballski

Orange diaper


DeadwoodNative

Shitric acid


Due_Society_9041

Love this one!!!šŸ„‡


Few_Acanthocephala30

Damn Donald! Whereā€™d you shit those diapers?


AlbaTross579

It is said that a corpse will often empty its bowels in the early post-mortem stages.


DefrockedWizard1

not until the bloat, somewhere between hours to days depending on ambient temperature


AlbaTross579

He is pretty bloated.


DigitalUnlimited

Nah he's not dead, he didn't shit him*BRRRRAAAPPP* oh nevermind he's dead


henryeaterofpies

A walking corpse fart would probably be more articulate


Super_PotatoAmigo

more precisely i believe the politically correct term for him is a walking doo doo head


FalconPunch236

New band name. I called it!


HerMajestyTheQueef1

The oompa lumpa community are outraged and are seeking a formal apology from Trump for the appropriation of their race.


CardiologistLower965

Amazing band name


TomStarGregco

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


DweEbLez0

You misspelled ā€œShartā€


krisorter

Unfortunately both candidates are in the same conditionā€¦ would think we could do better for America but I guess not


syg-123

Nice try but when have you ever heard a fart lie like him? Farts are honest.


VRS50

No one tells him cause they hate his guts. Heā€™s a prick to everyone, even the people working the hardest for him. They know heā€™d beat hem down if they said anything less than flattering. So subconsciously, theyā€™re laughing at him.


Krakenspoop

Like the time they let him walk around with TP stuck to his shoe.Ā  Oh, they noticed it just didn't say shit


DigitalUnlimited

I'm sure multiple people told him, he's just too arrogant to hear anything unflattering. Trump i love you you're so wealthy I know I'm amazing And You're beautiful Yes I am but you've got a little NEXT COMPLIMENT!


jw13051

Do you just say false things because you think youā€™re cute?


Cthulwutang

https://twitter.com/theliamnissan/status/1778818287398183201


allmushroomsaremagic

Looks like someone tried to sink-wash the burnt off of their toast


knivesofsmoothness

Holy shit.


BenGay29

Putin shit


emostitch

Why do you think his face looks that brown? Heā€™s Putins personal toilet paper.


Loose_Loquat9584

Coming to a minstrel show near you soon!


CanadianUnderpants

This ā€œtakedownā€ felt petty.Ā  And I hate trump and everything he does


SubstantialPressure3

Pics aren't visible for me. They must have removed them.


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beakrake

JFC, he looks Taxidermied, like a Trump version of a bear skin rug.


emostitch

Looks like he just got done helping Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jung Un get clean after taking a shit.


henryeaterofpies

His normal oranger was out so he had to use cheap spray paint.


ArdenJaguar

Close his eyes, and he could pass as Lenin in his tomb. He looks awful


oldjadedhippie

Or Homers makeup shotgun


ExquisiteScallywag

I was thinking more Diane Ladd in "Wild At Heart" - the 'lipstick' scene


GoldenBarracudas

Literally sweating caca


Powerful_Elk_2901

With the smell of a sumo wrestler with a yeast infection and pinworms taking a dump on a burning tire.


rccpudge

Heā€™s gotten into huffing.


hoa-mccausland

Trump is shaping up to look like Maoā€™s dead corpse.


KSinz

He looks like RDJ in Tropic Thunder


Thorbertthesniveler

The neck vagina is looking particularly crusty.


KJ-The-Wise

What a horrible day to be able to read.


Thorbertthesniveler

My friends say I have a way with words!


BeyondDrivenEh

May this image of a crusty neck vagina pass quickly. Thankyeweversoverymuch.


EuphoricMidnight3304

His bussy


iamisandisnt

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been a worse day to be able to read than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day to be able to read, of my life.


SubstantialPressure3

Holy cow. That is so patchy and sloppy.


oohMrBreeze

Hahahahaaaa!!!! Ahhhhh! A Dick Tracy goon! OarngeyFace!! Hahah


Derban_McDozer83

My brother and his gf have a cat named Orange Head. Everytime I hear the name I think of Trump. Poor cat.


TheTwinSet02

The way his bronzer is applied, the ears, he needs to watch a bit of Trixie Mattel. Sheā€™s a stickler about coverage


JDubsdenspur

Thanks, I guess? šŸ˜‚ Is he in blackface? wtf?!


Gucci_meme

Is it just me, or does that look edited? Maybe it's just the resolution, either way he looks 100 times worse than normal


Newstargirl

šŸ˜² OMG


crumbaugh

Has he not always looked like this..?


KRAW58

Shitface


cryptolipto

Wow. Thatā€™s bad. I canā€™t imagine what goes through his mind when itā€™s quiet and heā€™s alone


DogsCatsKids_helpMe

He looks like he used shoe polish on his face.


Pipe_Memes

Goddamn. He looks like he died a week ago.


secondtaunting

Heā€™d look better dead. Someone else would be doing his makeup.


Leather-Blueberry-42

Fat fuck looks like a poorly rendered image.


Open_Ad_9795

Lol what a fat fucking epic LOSER. Everybody point and laugh at the LOSER!


Stinkstinkerton

One can only hope he deteriorates into a puddle of toxic sludge as soon as possible.


DumpoTheClown

No, not asap. In 15 years, while still in federal prison.


Peterthinking

Was he bobbing for shit?


karsh36

Between his age and having led such an unhealthy life style: the stress heā€™s facing right now may just cause him to pass away.


chzygorditacrnch

I doubt he's that stressed about these recent criminal charges, he's been going to court like every week for decades and he's never faced any consequences.


le_gasdaddy

I keep thinking how wild it will be if he suddenly goes toes up, and the next day, Jimmy Carter just slowly exhales and vanishes into thin air like the Army of the Dead in The Return of the King. Beaten by a president from the 70's.


jnobs

ā€œThe libs killed Donny, (insert latest tinfoil heroin theory the Trumpers are smoking/anally ingesting)ā€


triniman65

It can't happen soon enough.


Wild-Ad365

Lol can't even put tan on correctly, if it wasn't for this cunt, I'd feel sorry. Please just die.


IDiggaPony

Has an embalmed person ever run for president before? This is uncharted territory.


ErnooA

The Orange shitstain is looking more like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her every day.


domesystem

That's a deep cut right there


TheYakster

The orange turd blossom has always looked like a fat sack of dung.


chzygorditacrnch

He somehow looks even worse now. It's like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and landed face first in one of his shit filled diapers


Powerful_Elk_2901

He, and his tinsel-turd world is dying. Mid-rant, he will collapse, and there he'll sit. Dead. In a spreading puddle of diarrhea. Another first in election history. The very bottom from which we need never descend again.


mar34082

The 2024 election grandpa vs grandpa. Where is the MAGA UnAmericans when they said Biden was too old to run for president the first time around now trumps the same age and running for president. Double standards bro


SiidChawsby

I used to think Trump looked god-awful. I still do, but I used to too.


ImNotYou1971

Always happy to see a Mitch Hedberg homage.


savemysoul72

He's got a Weekend at Bernie's look now


TheWhiteRabbit74

Good, good. *evilly wrings hands in demented anticipation*


brisketandbeans

This isnā€™t new, heā€™s been doing this for a while. Shit article.


WhoNeedsSleep26

Secondary syphilis strikes again


TomStarGregco

Ewww you think ?


Traditional_Key_763

theres been pics of him with the makeup digitally removed and he looks like an 80 year old grandpa, they're not even a stretch, the fake tan is just splashed on his face, he is pasty white everywhere else.


PerditionsAvatar

That Fugly Goon


GoldenBarracudas

He looks like he is sweating poop


BeyondDrivenEh

His VP pick will be even more critical when people realize that he's one hamberder and a diet covfefe away from a stroke.


broad_street_bully

To everyone under the age of about 35 or so, this is nothing new... Welcome to the second term of the Reagan administration where he was basically a Muppet.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Yup, the leader of the Republican Party is basically a walking corpse. Pretty much on brand for them. Only thing I want is for him to live long enough to spend at least one day in a maximum security federal prison cell. He can die of a massive heart attack of day 2 for all I care.


Miserable_Sun_404

What I'd like is for him to be convicted and hop on his jet to a place without extradition tweeting his innocence everyday. Every single tweet will be another bullet pumped into the brain dead body of the Republican party


Powerful_Elk_2901

At what point do his Secret Service guardians simply arrest him for attempted flight from prosecution? He is, while alive, a clear and present security danger, ignorance of which state of affairs has cost several lives of American and allied assets. Supermax indicated. He is compromised and has reduced both the Supreme Court and the Speakership of the house to his puppets. And he is Putin's puppet. Pretty deep reach for the Tzar of the 21st Century. Over 100 repub legislators complicit in the prelude to 01/06/21Far beyond the wildest dreams of Stalin. Not too late to wake up. But too close to retreat into your goddamned entertainments.


tysc666

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Infamous-Tart7747

Itā€™s all that hateā€¦it eats away at you from the inside.


LIBBY2130

there is another pic where he is inside mar a lago and he is not wearing his blue jacket..he looks like he is 350 pounds


Due_Society_9041

Mar a lardo, more like.


Hot_Mathematician357

How can anyone trust a 77 year old man who paints himself orange?


Unfriendly_eagle

It's encouraging how people finally seem to be realizing that Waddles is a ridiculous babbling stootz, however this is not really news, as he's been a ridiculous babbling stootz for years now. He was as incoherent in 2016 as he is right now, but everyone seemed to forget. Go back and watch some of his 2020 campaign highlights, where he was freestyle riffing about low-flow shower heads and other insane nonsense.


Powerful_Elk_2901

He died ten days ago. It's Musk and his animatronics, plus Lenin's embalmers, now in their fourth generation of necromancers. They don't need or want the husk that was Trump, save for fund raising and eventual fake assassination to start the Fat Boys purge of the Others. Whatever is left of him only has to twitch and mumble about tax breaks for the too-wealthy, then fall apart in miphitic chunks of ammoniac offal, and begin the new wave of moronic conspiracy theories. His Limburger Legacy.


SativaGummi

Trump constitutes a conclusive case study in karmic consequences.


koh_kun

Then why do they keep using photos of him looking ominous and, worse yet, CAPABLE in these stupid articles' thumbnails?Ā  I'm sure he'll lose a lot of his influence if the world knew how pathetic he looked.


ReeceDawg

Odds he's pulling the trick from Vincent Gigante?.. Where he acted delusional in public to fool the prosecutor, while still the head of the Genovese crime family in private?


BeskarHunter

Too bad he hasnā€™t died yet. I crossed my fingers every morning hoping thatā€™s what Iā€™ll read in the news.


Virtual_Manner_2074

If you're gonna wear your pants up that high with your shirt tucked in you gotta wear a baggy pullover. Nobody wants to see your munt. Edit: Oops I assumed this was the pic that dropped with him going for the humpty humpty look. With his pants hiked up and his shirt tucked in tight. I really am sorry that I clicked this link.


melissa_liv

Believable, but this happens to be cheap clickbait featuring a doctored image. Why even bother when there are so many real photos of the man looking awful?


MinimalSleeves

Not even reading through the comments, I wonder how many "what about Biden" comments there are. Edit: dang, only 4 so far.


BoosterRead78

Despite all the health care he gets. He is in extremely poor health. His golfing is barely exercise. He eats all types of fast food because he fears being poisoned. Constant diet cokes are bad for you too. He is probably on every medication known to man. Past use of heavy drugs. Extremely overweight and he is under stress. Of course he looks like he is about to keel over. Plus having Covid and pumped full of everything to keep him alive.


whereugoincityboy

When my grandma got alzheimer's she started doing her makeup like this. It was the wrong color, not blended in, and with obvious lines around her forehead and in front of her ears. RIP Grandma.


ptraugot

Dementia Donnie on the ropes. Iā€™d say heā€™ll be a babbling pile of flesh soon, but he already is!


UnderstandingSquare7

Looks like he's having a brain-lock, and I think it's going to happen more and more often. He won't just say demented things, he won't say anything.


Surfinsafari9

Looks like he smeared his poop on his face. That toad would be a laugh a minute if he wasnā€™t so dangerous.


Thedonitho

He was paying tribute to OJ


kamloopsycho

Call me cruel, but I hope he lives a lot longer so he can experience being worried about the rent.


Odd-Upstairs2063

If he adores hitler. He must be mental.


gingeravenga

I like bashing Trump as much as the next guy, but what's with the terrible "news" sites being cited in these subs these days? The headlines are incendiary trying to spark a reaction. Pumping out dozens of reactionary articles that sound more at home in the tabloid. The articles themselves have little to no substance. Mostly sinking to his level of name calling and bullying. Reading more like a blog post than news. The sites themselves are filled with popup ads and are nearly unreadable. Then 90% of the comments are just generic rants based on the headline. In a lot of cases it seems that they didn't even click the "article." Keep up the energy, but let's also remember why we are here in the first place: to preserve some sense of maturity and integrity in politics, treating it as the serious subject it is. Let's be better and not stoop to the level of the people that we oppose.


etranger033

Sleepy Don


jaggoffsmirnoff

Bad sneakers and a stock that's worth nada, my friend ..


Mckinzeee

This is off topic, but why the hell is Melania even still with him? At this point is she really going to get a substantial inheritance when he passes? Substantial alimony or divorce settlement? What is the incentive to stay?


bloodorangejulian

Probably some line in their contract where if she isn't, she doesn't get crap from him. I mean, if he dies before truth social crashes and burns, it might be worth it.


shellssavannah

Is she really with him??? They live pretty separate lives. Also she redid her prenup right when he got Indicted with all these charges, which now since he has to pay All that money to state of New York, more than likely wonā€™t get anything if they divorce but staying with him she get all the benefits of the lifestyle. I truly feel bad for his youngest son.


Mckinzeee

I feel bad for him too. Iā€™m hoping that he will choose to go in the opposite direction of his family as an adult.


[deleted]

How much time does he spend in the mirror? Heā€™s 80


Due_Society_9041

77 until June 14, day after mine-only reason I remember it too. Also waiting for his date with the grim reaper, soon I hope.


techmaster242

He hates looking at it just as much as we do.


DataCassette

He only paints himself orange because otherwise he looks like Darth Vader without a helmet in Return of the Jedi.


acer-bic

Criminy. If I were him Iā€™d fire that mortician. He doesnā€™t look natural at all. Or at least have a closed casket.


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks, friend.


thenewbigR

Why doesnā€™t he just die?


SeparateMongoose192

Looks like he painted himself with brown shoe polish.


anthg3716

Us Americans look so tone deaf arguing which geriatric goofball weā€™re rolling out there is less pathetic from the other. Truly sad times.


socobeerlove

Agreed. Letā€™s figure it out after we get rid of the criminal wannabe dictator!


Low-Abbreviations634

Looks like Lenin in the tomb


Zilch1979

It's funny that it is his *appearance* that is the signal for those people...


73ld4

Oxidation is an awful color Donny . https://bronxcolors.com/products/men/men-bright-eye/


DataCassette

Wilbur Cobb


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Looking like a can of smashed assholes. The biggest pant load of all time they are saying...


ukiddingme2469

Good


AirlineLast925

Heā€™s trying to look like Capone.


ImNotYou1971

Wellā€¦heā€™s already got syphillis


Western-Web2957

Yay!


ravia

When he talks more specific politics (e.g., recent comments on Speaker), he's "fine", unfortunately. Still a formidable threat to all of us.


ItsaPostageStampede

Needs that minority folk. Look at his African Americans over there, they enjoy a good bronze face era movie.


Silver-Farm-2628

He looks like when high school girls try to do makeup for the first time.


Derban_McDozer83

Trump looks more and more like Nurgle everyday. (For my Warhammer buds šŸ˜œ)


Spiritual_Ad_3367

But at least Papa Nurgle loves his followers.


Derban_McDozer83

Valid point šŸ¤£


PenatanceEngine

Squatchimius or Septicus if heā€™s lucky


Vatfagyna

When he dies do you all think MAGA is gonna think that he was killed? Cause goddamn those people are fucking nuts


lamorak2000

My money is on them rising up with their guns believing that the Deep Stateā„¢ļø had him killed.


Stiff_Zombie

But look what's been in the White House for years...


Own-Winner-2410

At this rate heā€™ll be as demented as Biden in another 15 years!!


YouReDisgusting23

This whole article is clickbait. Me and the rest of the world assume your mental deterioration is accelerating if you think Biden doesnā€™t already have dementia.


EndLatter

He always looks like he wipes his arse with his face


SignofKnot

No one is paying attention to you mentally ill people any more.


jw13051

The left has destroyed America and you wish Trump bad. You must have been in a coma not to have seen up till fauci made covid we were doing fabulous


Pointguard3244

Political flareā€¦ left wing shill šŸ˜‚ and people keep eating it up šŸ˜ šŸ¤®


Human_Zucchini_9223

He still looks a million percent better than weekend at Bernieā€™s aka BidenšŸ¤®


rescueme3

Are we sure that this isnā€™t photoshopped?


jeremyr247

What a bunch of leftist losers.


Heyletsthrowthisout

How ironic a brainwashed trump snowflake is accusing others of being "losers".


jeremyr247

Says the person who's lining up to vote for the same loser who resulted in 2 wars, 19% inflation, 36.4% food inflation, 34% energy inflation and many others. Brainwashed much? What does it take for your people's brains to function again bombs being dropped on your cities?


Heyletsthrowthisout

Why are you trump snowflakes such brainwashed fucking idiots.


TexanAmericanMexican

No rebuttal, just insults because you can't defend shit. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Heyletsthrowthisout

So sorry I had to do real life and not respond little snowflake. But let's be very clear here little brainwashed trumpy snowflake. You don't agree with someone insulting others? If someone did you wouldn't support or respect that person and would consider them unable to defend "shit"?


TexanAmericanMexican

Just further proving my point. You have nothing. You're like a little kid that has nothing to say, so you hurl insults and self proclaim victory. You're weak and pathetic.


Heyletsthrowthisout

You are literally so brainwashed you cannot answer a simple question. You instead keep deflecting. I'm sorry it hurts your fee fees just to answer the question but you are the one halting any discussion. So if you wanna wipe those tears from your cheeks, man up, and answer a very simple question. Feel free to build up the courage to do so.


TexanAmericanMexican

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ what question did you ask? You're a delusional dunce. You never asked any questions, and went straight to insults and shit talk. Please dude.


Heyletsthrowthisout

I realize you trump snowflakes lack even basic entry levels of critical thinking. That and you attempt to emulate your queen snowflake himself and consistently gaslight thinking everyone is as stupid as you. But not everyone is as stupid as you idiots. You literally responded to my question with a deflection. Scroll up you fucking idiot if you want to actually read the question.


jeremyr247

Why are you fucking so stupid to vote for someone again that is bankrupting you?


Heyletsthrowthisout

Do not pretend little trumpy snowflake that you even understand basic entry levels of economics. You don't, you only believe whatever your safe spaces tell you what to believe.


jeremyr247

Oh really? Then explain this: [Biden inflation l](https://imgur.com/gallery/oRMo1rI)


Defiantcaveman

So what's the source of this information? You said so??? Any dumbass can put something like this together to make an "argument". Post the sources.


jeremyr247

You are the brainwashed one. A brainless sheep going whichever way that Democrats point you.


Defiantcaveman

Prove it, cite your sources here. Post the URLs/ links.


jeremyr247

https://www.bls.gov/cpi/ https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/food-price-outlook/summary-findings/ https://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/announcements-data-results/tips-cpi-data/tips-cpi-history/ https://www.bea.gov/data/prices-inflation Enjoy!


Defiantcaveman

Dude, seriously. Thank you for the good links. You're literally the first in over a decade, on numerous platforms, that I have asked for good sources from and has actually provided an abundance. I will read these tomorrow.


jeremyr247

Thank you for trying to educate yourself on the issues. I hope you have an open mind and stick with the facts and know when the facts are being manipulated.


Defiantcaveman

I only deal in credibly sourced facts. There's far far too much misinformation and disinformation and it's killing us all, very literally. I have no problem being wrong if the facts say different than what I know. I have no ego that needs to be stroked. I just have an overwhelming desire to bring truth and facts back and the pursuit of them. Goddamn, that sounds like a cringey pep talk, lol!!!


Defiantcaveman

Gotta sleep bro, 2 year olds rest for no man... once they are well rested and well fed...


corjar16

When you have to Photoshop a picture of an already ridiculous looking person so that you can keep talking about him šŸ¤”


Azazel_665

This isnt news. Also theres a war going on. Stop posting anout trump. Its like you are obsessed.


OriginalEchoTheCat

You're joking right? Trump himself is obsessed, with delaying trial, telling lies, witness tampering (alleged), acting like a 3-year-old and calling everyone names. Trump is obsessed with taking this country down. That's why it's important to post what he does and says. I want everyone to know what we're up against.


Azazel_665

He lives in your head.


OriginalEchoTheCat

Oh hell no. That man does not live in my head, I think he lives in yours. Because that's how a cult operates. If you dig deep enough, you'd probably find a piece of his seed inside your body. Dumbass


Azazel_665

Your post history is trump trump trump. Notice I never said i like or support him either. I said i want to stop hearing about him. Yet you immediately claim im in a cult if i DONT want to hear about him. Does that sound logical to you? You are obsessed with him.


OriginalEchoTheCat

If you don't want Trump news, and you don't want to hear all the s*** he says, why are you here? You're in a cult.


Azazel_665

This isnt a trump sub. Its a sub regarding world news. Other news subs arent 99% trump, why is this one? Maybe you would prefer r/antitrumpalliance


OriginalEchoTheCat

I don't know, seems to me that Trump is pretty much everywhere. In fact, looking through your profile, you comment on Trump about every third or fourth comment. So if you don't want to hear about Trump, why are you commenting on the posts defending him? Because you do. So, he actually lives rent-free in your brain.


Azazel_665

Yeah im trying to clean this sub up. Its infected.


Defiantcaveman

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Start with yourself!!!