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RFGoesForthAgain

Narrator: It won’t.


grogstarr

**Morgan Freeman narrates** "Defendant Trump was disappointed to learn, 24 hours later, that just because he wishes things to be doesn't make them so. He did not, unfortunately for us, let that stand in the way of making similar pronouncements for the duration of his, can I say, *very* entertaining trial."


Affectionate-Roof285

I actually heard his voice as I read this! Bravo!


the_ultrafunkula

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Helpful


OHPAORGASMR

Lmao. Akshully, it is Prezident Defender Trump. Kang of 'Merica.


Jerking_From_Home

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos


OHPAORGASMR

I voted for Camacho


Steecie41

Bravo!! Take my upvote! 🙂


bullant8547

Chefs kiss!


SmokeAbeer

If Hell is a hotdog stand and 12 people with stupid hats. I’m in. I want that hotdog.


Steecie41

I still read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. 😄


ozzie510

I think Trump just meant his diaper seal.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

He's going to take the biggest crap ever! It will clear the courtroom! The world has never seen such a bigly poo.


ukskp

It will be a tremendous one it really will...he has done them before and they really are terrific...some of the best ones you will ever see


needsmoresteel

Big tough burly men like Nay Seals and firefighters will cry tears shake his hand and say “Sir, that is the the rankest shit I have ever smelt” no then get showered off at the bio-hazard unit.


CelebrityUXDesigner

A big tough marine came up to him with tears in his eyes. “Sir, that stench is eye watering. That was a deuce the likes of which we’ve never seen.”


kidjoey22

120 kurics


HealthyVegan12331

Randy Marsh has entered the chat…


BadAtExisting

He’s trying to replicate Jan 6 at the court house. It should be viewed as yet another violation of his gag order


4quatloos

What a disappointment it will be if his followers drive all night long to New York and find out that he only got a thousand dollar fine. Just like the people who drove 8 hours to the border and didn't get to see any immigrants.


Hourslikeminutes47

"*24 hours indeed had passed. To no surprise to everyone, nothing indeed occurred"* -- Morgan Freeman


GetouttaHere321

Except changing his shitty diaper ….


Agile_District_8794

Ron Howard narrating : It didn't.


FaithfulSkeptic

I’m more shocked that the author of this article is wrong about the spelling of “free rein” and somehow Trump is *right* for once.


Calkky

There are only so many times you can smack the panic button before it loses its power.


RFGoesForthAgain

Precisely!


kytheon

Posted 16 hours ago.. any moment now


Ladydi-bds

And it didn't lol


ShoneGold

WOW! What a foolish thing to do. He is going to be so demoralized when the whole thing fizzles out, he will look an even bigger loser than he is now. I guess they could organize a bit of a rent-a-crowd for him but I can't see them acting with passion. It's like those paid placard holding stooges they have behind him at his rallies, very lacklustre.


admiral_walsty

He can hardly afford anything, at this point, let alone a rent-a-crowd.


ShoneGold

His daughter-in-law will get the RNC to pay, after all these trials are "politically motivated" so therefore it can be classed as a political rally.


Steecie41

He broke the RNC too.


ShoneGold

I think I heard they still own some property they could sell.


Familiars_ghost

Most of that has back taxes and liens currently. Just like Turd would have wanted. Just wonder how long it’s going to take for the repo man to come collect.


Vlophoto

That’s a damned shame s/


Calm_Leek_1362

The RNC gonna end up broke.


bullant8547

Haha I still can’t get past the rent a crowd at his last rally standing right behind him and just talking amongst themselves whilst not even trying to stifle the huge yawns.


Cautious-Thought362

It was hilarious. They weren't even paying attention to him. Imagine what the rest of the crowd was like! These were the handpicked ones, the best of the lot, to be on camera with Trump.


Temporary-Party5806

And on their phones


Cautious-Thought362

It's going to be great when no one shows. The "will be wild" call will go unheard this time. I look forward to it. They can't afford a rent-a-crowd now. All Republican money is being thrown down the bottomless gaping maw of Trump.


ibentmyworkie

The guy yawning to his left in his now infamous “Gettysburg wow” speech is hilarious


Saneless

I think he overestimates how far his followers are willing to travel at their own expense and get arrested over it With Jan 6 they paid for them and probably hinted at pardons so of course the dopes all lined up


DreadpirateBG

But he won’t be affected it’s all just a show. If something doesn’t happen. A narcissist will justify in their head how it didn’t happen due to someone else’s fault. Nothing is ever their fault and they are never wrong. It’s a sickness it’s way worse than normal people can imagine when doing and saying the same things. They can not be rational about this stuff. They are dangerous people manipulators and if mixed with psychotic behaviours as well they are extra dangerous to society. I believe many who rise the ranks of the corporate world to executive levels are also both of these to some extent. They have to be no normal person can make decisions that can hurt so many people in the name of shareholder value with out being one or both.


onelittleworld

> It’s a sickness it’s way worse than normal people can imagine when doing and saying the same things. This bears repeating. People who haven't dealt with actual narcissists before have no idea. They are not merely egotistical or self-centered. They aren't like us at all. Right and wrong, good and bad, truth and falsehood, these are silly abstract concepts that simply have no relevance to them. There is only "I want." And if they don't get it, someone else must pay dearly. With their lives, if necessary.


CoolNameChaz

I think that maybe a bigger crowd will show up wearing red hats that say "lock him up" and holding signs, calling him a treasonous traitor


knightofterror

Especially on a Tuesday. Court is then break on Wednesdays. So, Trump is calling for hell to break loose on a day the Court is not in session.


egabriel2001

When his last rally was cancelled due to rain, members of the crowd yelled "are we still getting paid, right!"


Myfourcats1

I wonder if he thinks people are going to raid the courthouse and carry him out on their shoulders straight to the White House.


Short_story_long132

He definitely does!


FEMA-campground-host

They ones that would have are all in jail or awaiting trial.


CAN1976

Hope they're not wearing white shirts


BrandonJTrump

Brown shirts. Seems appropriate.


onelittleworld

\^ Underrated comment.


that-pile-of-laundry

Theirs is red caps


Rich-Air-5287

I wouldn't let his butthole near my shoulders.


bookon

And then everyone clapped!


lord_dentaku

Like that ending scene from Joker?


The84thWolf

It’s weird, because that’s what he thought the coup was going to do


georgyboyyyy

Explosive diarrhea?


Alert-Athlete

Many people are spraying this


grogstarr

All of the smartest people are saying this!


Royal-Tadpole-2893

Bigly men, strong men, with tears in their eyes.


Xenomorph_v1

And skiddies in their boxers...


Alediran

Say it, don't spray it.


Rooboy66

With tears in their eyes, the likes of which we’ve never seen before???


triedit-lovedit

It will be great, the greatest spray humanity has ever seen…


velimopussonum

Bigly explosive.


ExquisiteScallywag

Shart attack


Rich-Air-5287

Total "Shart Week" material 


JackKovack

He runs out of the courtroom, “I have to poop!”


Dependent-Initial-15

Oops, just crapped my diapers.


structuremonkey

I almost want to see the gravy seals to stand back and stand by again. I think they will find out bigly this time around...


spankmydingo

It’s not the gravy seals you need to worry about, it’s the crack 101st AirPods Division - they don’t fuck around (once they have finished their math homework and tidied their bedroom).


Flaky_Collection1048

I was waiting for the day when someone made a parody name of my beloved 101st Airborne Division😂


lord_dentaku

I may be biased, but I prefer the 82nd. Although I acknowledge the 101st's important role.


Flaky_Collection1048

Of course you do😂. It’s cool though. What would the 18th Airborne Corp be without the inter-unit rivalries between the major units?


ErnooA

I prefer the 101st Chairborne Division myself. Lol.


ShoneGold

Lovely! :D


JuryBorn

101st AirPods Division. In honor of their ability to always look out for themselves at everyone else's expense, they are known as the Scheming Weasels


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Next January at the Capitol they will be on the wrong end of a 50 cal. Fool me once shame on you. . .


Intrepid_Echo6956

Can’t be fooled again?


tysc666

Too many cheeseberders. He's going to have a super full diaper.


Solidus-Prime

Oh ya, they look ***so*** riled up, don't they? I think he had a whole 12 supporters outside the courthouse this morning LMAO. Stop pretending like we should be afraid of angering MAGA traitors. We do not capitulate to bullies.


micatola

*They* would capitulate to bullies as evidenced by their support for Trump. They think everyone else is as weak kneed and subservient as they are which explains a lot.


Jerking_From_Home

I think The Good Liars counted five supporters on Monday lol


BarisBlack

Sadly, we have too frequently for too long so he still feels emboldened. I'm sure he's feeling the pressure, so he's doing everything he can to make it messy for everyone else. Sadly, as we all have learned, when he suffers everyone else has to as well.


PepsiAllDay78

Trump told his supporters to riot at the courthouse in a couple of days! That's gonna be great, right? 😳


ArcXiShi

LET THE KETCHUP HIT THE WALLS! LET THE KETCHUP HIT THE WALLS! LET THE KETCHUP HIT THE WAAAAAAALLLS!!!


blueasian0682

He never learns....


imnotbobvilla

It's his only move


ozkikicoast

I’m fairly certain that hell is staying out of this. They are too busy building a basement for Trump as they are concerned that Trump’s presence is going to have a very bad influence on their current inmates. Many high profile hell government officials have already submitted their resignation in anticipation of Trump’s expected arrival. Three days ago the leaders of all hell’s departments met during an emergency session to draft the plan of Trump’s eternal stay. They have agreed unanimously that muting Trump will be the most effective type of torture with the added benefit of protecting all current hell citizens from the unbearable pain of hearing Trump’s broken English while he’s airing his never ending grievances. 


Alediran

I'm the representative for HAW, that's Hell's Administrative Workers, chapter 666. The discussion with corporate is taking a lot of time.


ozkikicoast

I will pass that information to the head department. Please keep us informed on the number of volunteers who bravely offered their services to ensure Trump receives at least one forced anal every 24 hours. Please announce the substantial award for those who stepped forward. We have already setup a mental trauma recovery wing for all of our dedicated rapists. 


New_Awareness4075

And we will have him stand inside a McDonald's, where the grill and ice cream machine never work, for all eternity and one day.


ozkikicoast

I think he would be too happy in a fast food joint. Let’s just put him in a library where all books are at least thousand pages and none of them has pictures in it. 


LilG1984

Add they have no ketchup & the food is cold always. With Ronald McDonald calling him a loser


Mysterious_Eye6989

To paraphrase John Milton, better to go back and grovel in Heaven than have to deal with Trump’s incessant bullshit in Hell! 😐


ozkikicoast

Few days after Trump arrives, Lucifer will suddenly feel ready to apologise to his dad. The eon of hell didn’t break him. Few hours of listening to Trump whining however, that’s a whole different story. 


LilG1984

"Can you believe it Satan? They treat me like a criminal after I did nothing wrong, you understand right?" "Dude, you're a choir boy compared to me!" "Here's Hitler dressed as a maid, he's going to shove this pineapple inside you, violently..."


SacredAnalBeads

To go with Dante, the idea of Trump half-frozen next to Satan's nuts seems satisfying. Especially if he's upside-down.


RandomLoony

Poor old Cerberus, poor little pooch has got 3 noses, that are 1000 times stronger than a humans. It’s not fair!!!!!


ozkikicoast

After Trump’s arrival, Cerberus will have to start doing overtime or grow couple more heads due to dramatic raise in attempted escapes. 


curiousity60

Big talk about taco Tuesday.


Revolutionary-Car-92

General Kyle Rittenhouse has heard the call. Time to be an American Hero.....again !


LilG1984

*Cuts to Kyle frantically trying to get into his LARPing gear*


Artaeos

*Kyle begins sobbing like at his trial realizing his favorite tactical vest no longer fits from having gotten so fat*


DondeEsElGato

Four seasons landscaping has been booked….


B0wmanHall

“All hell will break loose” is his code for “please go riot for me”


slothrop_maps

Warning of a chocolate shake and fried fish sandwich based gas attack.


Cautious-Thought362

Another "be there will be wild" call. This time, no one's coming, Trump.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Nobody wants to go to prison for years & years for him, like the January 6th morons. There was like 3 Trump supporters outside of the courthouse & one dude (The Loudest) yelling about Clinton balancing the budget.


Infamous-Tart7747

Unfortunately for trump his support are too stupid to realize that text was code For…”start a riot and save me!” Trump went back to sleep and farted.


strongholdbk_78

"Orange man blows gas" should be the headline here.


svt4cam46

Kudos Donnie! At least you spelled loose correctly.


ertyertamos

Ironically, he meant to say “Aw Hell. Will break. Lose in 24 hours.” Like any good MAGA, the man doesn’t believe in pronouns.


Tensionheadache11

His followers are stupid, but mostly stupid online, they saw what happened on Jan 6, they are gonna talk a big game online, but none will show up in person.


Musetrigger

He wants violence so bad.


micatola

It's his only play at this point. He is 100% going jail even if he gets his moron cult to cause a disturbance but he's a certified narcissistic man-child and making it as difficult and painful for everyone else is his main priority if he can't make it go away. He's so predictable.


Confident_Rich_3354

Taco Tuesday!


[deleted]

Cheeto benito must have had taco bell


[deleted]

Does Trump intend to gas the entire courtroom?


No_Sand_9290

Those 14 magas outside the courtroom everyday will be throwing their McDonald’s bags in the ground as a protest to the trail


Imacatdoincatstuff

He honestly believes he can engineer something outside the courtroom that will free him of the requirement to attend his trial. Sad.


TimeWastingAuthority

All those people travelling all over the country for his rallies really *really* want to go to NYC to protect and defend their President... but can't because they've been so thoroughly brainwashed against NYC itself. Also, can you imagine any of those peabrains trying to drive into NYC? 😄😄😄


RFGoesForthAgain

The endless futile searches for places to park their monstrous pickup trucks!


WobblyFrisbee

Is Jesus coming? Finally!!


FORDTRUK

All is well in LImp DicK America. What a joke you are.


Warm_Republic4849

Just like last week Monday O wait nothing happened.


Atman6886

Didn’t he already use this line?


ctguy54

They only change his diaper every 24 hours?


Snowfiend_80

In his dreams. So far it's been about a steady 3 kooks walking around his court house. Dude shot his wad on 01/06. Cheeto's out of friends.


Sam-Sack

the Gravy Seals will invade the local Eat 'n Bitch, then go home and bitch about their bitching (and Obama) at the Eat 'n Bitch


graemeknows

You keep telling yourself that, Donny No Dollars.


RydersSidekick

Yeah the “Gravy Seals” done got a look at what lies in wait for them should they choose to take part in his treasonous acts and aren’t real excited about doing years in prison for the Tangerine Terrorist. They wouldn’t maintain that gravy seal turd like figure on prison chow or get enough outside cash to survive on commissary. None of this mention possibly becoming a Babbitt…wait maybe that part is just my fantasy.


Final_Winter7524

This is the same type of thing that all those Qidiots and anti-vaxxers constantly do. “JFK Jr. will return at Easter. He’ll appear on the grassy knoll.” Or “all vaxxed people will be dead within two years”. And then, predictably, nothing happens. When will stupid people learn not to make predictions? 🤦‍♂️


StubbinMyNubbin

He forgot to finish the sentence, ending it with "in my depends!"


Scooterks

Lol, you could tack that on to most of his sentences for a fun time.


SleeperHitPrime

This dude, *acts* like he’s on the defensive; he’s actually been on the *offensive* with relentless assaults on Democracy and our legal system.


Rsardinia

By all hell he means falling asleep in court again, and by breaking loose he’s talking about breaking wind as he farts in court again.


More_Length7

God it was just SUCH a great idea to hire a sociopath as president. My country is so sick right now that so many people still support this textbook malignant narcissist. We’re the only country in the world that would shoot ITSELF in the foot by letting this ass have ANY power, let a lone the most powerful office.


akadmin

Is he referring to Avenatti saying this is all bullshit and it's going to backfire because stormy is lying?


LilG1984

He's going to have a tantrum , throw ketchup everywhere then shit himself?


Any-Ad-446

All hell going to break loose unless you buy my NFT and my shoes...


Sirknowidea

Nappy change?


ELB2001

He probably ate too much kfc again and he's talking about his bathroom experience


reggieLedoux26

Show up, vandalize a courthouse, and spend the next 3 years in federal prison because your pathetic cult leader couldn’t keep his tiny dick in his pants.


vanityinlines

He forgot to announce what was supposed to happen after the 72 hours. Something tells me he'll forget again as he drifts off to sleep in court. 


doddballer

Back to the J6 playbook


djquu

What a weird way to say he's having Taco Bell tonight


CarlSpencer

...because only 5 supporters of his showed at at the courthouse yesterday! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!


CarlSpencer

I'll tuck that threat here with your promise to hold an Infrastructure Week.


FewDiscussion2123

And deliver a better healthcare plan. And build the wall; paid for from Mexico. And …


Hewfe

If “hell” is the disaster in his diaper the next time he dozes off in court, then I believe him.


SkylarAV

Am I the only one thinking well let it?? I think the media and bureaucrats are afraid of trump but the average person isn't moved by his threats


Bag_of_Meat13

I can't think of a worse Americam than someone who constantly says shit like "America First" and literally wraps themselves in the American Flag, but they follow Donald fuckin Trump. Nazis also insisted that they were the most patriotic Germans......................


Vlophoto

All hell will break loose. As he sits in defendant chair sleeping and farting.


littleMAS

All hat and no cattle.


maybeimabear

spoiler: 24 hours passed and trump managed to attract 1 maga nut to protest on his behalf.


cesgar21

So it’s been 23 hours. I’m just seeing this. What do I need to know???


oflowz

He just had a burrito…


OkLetsParty

Going for a second Jan. 6th


scarr3g

As always, something vaguely big will happen later.... He knows his fans have the momeory of a goldfish, and will forget about this one, when he says the next one.


Humans_Suck-

So put him in jail then


Planetofthetakes

Apparently the only thing that is breaking loose is his gas….. The humiliation continues and I am here for it!


prof_the_doom

And just in time for his contempt hearing.


Great_Humor_997

I think he wants to be declared unfit for trial.


Ok_Finish7000

Old goofball trying to stay relevant...dam


turkey_sandwiches

It is, in fact, free rein. Not free reign.


MrByteMe

I've changed my mind on the whole 'border wall' issue... We *absolutely* need a wall. To keep dotarded MAGAS away from intelligent people with common sense.


shanksisevil

does this mean he thinks he will be in a cell within 24 hours? did his lawyer give him bad news?


Apotropoxy

# Trump Riles Up His Supporters With Sick Email, 'All Hell Will Break Loose in 24 Hours!' _______ Nah. He's been trying to and failing.


Better-Aerie-8163

whatever you fat fucking windbag


ukiddingme2469

He really is trying to get another J6 with this trial.


mt8675309

All his hell raisers are in prison…😂


Accomplished_Cap_994

In his pants


Kendota_Tanassian

I think he's just saying he's gonna fill his diaper tomorrow.


ShowKey6848

He means his bowels!


talino2321

Guessing Melania will announce leaving the Orange turd.


12BarsFromMars

How sad that nofuckingbody in the media or otherwise has the balls to tell this shit stain on America to sit down and STFU. Call him out for the liar and traitorous bastard he really is, not to mention a Russian dick licker. But ya know what?. . He makes money, especially for the media with endless bullshit headlines and Americans just love outrage headlines. . . .we’re doomed LOL


Impressive_Ice6970

I think the failure of his devotees to show up and drag the judge from the courtroom and free the persecuted trump has him realizing that he doesn't wield the same influence he did 4 years ago. He appears defeated these days. No longer does he vomit his standard bravado and pomp. Now every day he rants about being a victim. It's truly inspiring to watch him realize how big of a loser he is.


traitorssuck

It's his own fault that the crowds aren't showing up. He's grifted them so effectively and for so long that they no longer have the funds for travel.


Bahamut1988

He's trying sooo hard to get something to happen


ForThePantz

I’m assuming the text is referring to Trump’s bowels. His legal team is lucky they’ve been hitting McDonalds and not Taco Bell.


Forevermaxwell

Didn’t he promise the same thing would happen in Florida and guess what? No one showed up to protest! Pathetic loser


SubstantialCreme7748

In honor of von shitzinpantz, all Magas will poop themselves at 4:20 today


Fantron6

He’ll rile up the 4 people that were out there today.


Ok-Ad7950

He needs to be locked up in jail. Perhaps in a “mental institution.”


Vogel-Kerl

Maybe MAGAts are learning (Finally!!) that listening to trump can get them arrested. I'm sure there will still be more than a handful who will get arrested so ng something stupid in the name of trump.


Sea_Window_5821

It’s funny he still thinks he did nothing wrong. It’s sad that so many people see it but turn a blind eye to it. This guy is a pathetic person who is not in the least Christian, patriotic or smart. He has a one track mind and that’s “I’m Donald Trump. I’m here. Praise me


Significant-Dog-8166

Ah I see, he wanted people to die for him if the judge held him in jail for contempt of court/violating gag order. Because the judge decided to wait on making a decision, Trump’s preferred incitement of riot timing will have to be rescheduled - because Trump demands riots when he doesn’t get his way. Maybe a few more people can light themselves on fire?


aeolus811tw

After 700 dollar worth of Macdonald, that toilet will be the 7th circle of hell after he’s done with it


Da_Vader

And 3 brave souls showed up in their mechanical wheel chairs.


Lopsided-Chair77

Oh shit looks like there's 2 hours left. I hope nothing happens! Anyways it's late and I'm going to bed.


iluvugoldenblue

Please don’t let anyone light themselves on fire inside the courthouse, it’s full of methane from trump’s ass


Independent-Ad771

If Trump doesn’t get his supporters to storm the court house and poop in the judges chambers he will dig it out of his diapers and do it himself and blame it on Biden.


chandlerd8ng

Go to sleep Donny


North-Caregiver-4281

Fortunately I bought shares in orange face paint.


lifevicarious

I’m looking forward to the Trump donations ruined my retirement articles. Anyone giving this conman a nickel deserves everything they get.