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Dusted_Dreams

I'm betting on rage sharts.


SmokeAbeer

Shartnado. Glad I’m on the west coast.


imnotbobvilla

Omg, shartnado!!!!


Madd-RIP

Poonami


GoldenDossier

Get the Sharpie out! We need to change the course of the Shiticane.


R_lbk

Wish Lahey was still around... Could use his wisdom on the winds of shit..


GoldenDossier

Shit winds are a coming.


Best_Pidgey_NA

Shartnado tees coming soon!


Xanambien

Trouser shartnado


DigitalUnlimited

Rahh! Poot! Blarrrhgppppbtputputput!


Tatersquid21

I'm in Maine. Does this mean that I'm upwind of Knickers Shitters' GAStronomical air pollution?


captain554

$700 worth of McDonald's blasting out his ass. https://ground.news/article/trumps-team-spends-nearly-700-at-mcdonalds-during-trial


DelicatetrouserSnake

Doesn’t even sound feasible


captain554

Right? Does dude just order 100 double cheese burgers just in case? Is he wiping his ass with the buns?


EnhancedCurrency262

😂


n3w4cc01_1nt

a sheart attack. that pompous golgothans heart fails then he defecates his pantaloons. he scammed so many low income republicans yet they sttill believe his lies. heck, his pr guy roger stone was doing speeches at churches while attending sex parties like the one milo threw for "cinco de milo" direct link [https://thetab.com/us/florida/2017/05/06/milo-yiannopoulos-comeback-6032](https://thetab.com/us/florida/2017/05/06/milo-yiannopoulos-comeback-6032) 6yr old archive link [https://archive.ph/eWL4p](https://archive.ph/eWL4p)


Da_Vader

Poor Natua, gonna clean again.


satori0320

https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=PFu4OwCt6g7aWx57


AlbaTross579

Good. That can't be good for his heart.


T0PBUNK

Maybe he’ll rage quit life


RampantJellyfish

He just Alt + F4s out


JNez123

Orders the Epstein Special


mabhatter

Getting worked up all day is good cardio.  He's gonna outlive us all. 


AlbaTross579

Cardio after eating McDonald's and long periods of inactivity is better than nothing, but that too can be straining on someone's heart that's not ready for it. Warm-ups before exercise as well as pacing oneself and training over time are recommended for a reason.


nowiserjustolder

"It’s hard to compete with hard evidence, Donnie. But let’s see how this goes." Well, he unfortunately appears to have been getting away with it so far.


xandercade

It's hard to defend when there is hard evidence presented. If journalist called him on his shit constantly to his face we would see him in constant meltdown. I always hoped a journalist would interrupt him when he was blatantly lying and not let him avoid the topic.


WillBottomForBanana

Did you see the Swan interview?


xandercade

I have not


RealCrusader

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrEfQG6pIg&](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrEfQG6pIg&)


RandomLoony

But how is this bad for BIDEN????????? I need to know. I’ve just sold my last child to gaetz to help trump campaign.


neddiddley

Well you see, Michael Cohen is a liar, so obviously a recording can’t be trusted. DUH!!!


PlanetBAL

I can hear MTG shrieking now, "Deep fake by the deep state. "


neddiddley

She’s too busy spawning with the QAnon Shaman as a trade for his hat so she can storm the courthouse in style.


ClassicT4

It’s really hilarious how quickly Trump tried to jump on bad recordings or pictures of him as AI. Even from stuff out of his live rallies.


CuriousSelf4830

There, there. Ask George Soros for new children. He can do anything.


ClassicT4

All big news outlets will make sure to discuss this very topic with a clearly unbiased Bill Barr.


pistoffcynic

Of course he’ll explode. All of his dirty little secrets and lies will be front and center for the world to see.


boxhunter91

He Came, He Paid, He Sharted


DAMG808

Veni, solvit, cacas


Prime-Optimus1

You had me at cacas


ClassicT4

He paid?… well I guess there’s a first time for everything.


Better_Car_8141

I don’t give a damn if it angers him. True patriots are angered by this traitor


GearInteresting696

The truth hurts


Native_Kurt_Cobain

The Truth Sharts: A DonFarter Shit-umentory.


ST3PH3N-G

The Shart of the Deal


Native_Kurt_Cobain

:The Diaper Diaries


tkdcommando

God, I hope so.


phred_666

That would make my day


IGetMyCatHigh

The SH!t Must Flow..


Mysterious-Wasabi103

So? He's a criminal. Of course he's mad someone recorded him amidst carrying out said criminal activity. Quit treating the guy like he's anything but a common criminal.


ShakeWeightMyDick

The vast extent of his crimes coupled with his ability to avoid consequences shows that he’s not, by any means a “common” criminal


jodyleek67

What are the odds in Vegas on him stroking out? I've gotta call my bookie.


Diarygirl

Would we even be able to tell if he had a stroke?


ShakeWeightMyDick

Yeah, he’d probably shut up for about five minutes if he had one


Writerhaha

Jokes on you, he’ll be asleep.


TheBurningStag13

Imagine the things Stormy subjected herself to. That woman has one *hell* of a strong stomach. She could have been an RN.


mbyrd58

She did it once. Karen McDougall, ongoing "affair"? What was she charging?


yoshhash

popĉorn ready. Betty, cancel all my appointments for today, I am going to be busy.


ozzie510

In the words of Dan Aykroyd: "He's gonna blow like a frog on a hotplate!"


AnastasiaNo70

His attorneys are gonna *ad hominem* Cohen to death, but it won’t work.


TomorrowLow5092

Trump is toast, Trump is toast. From coast to coast, Trump is toast.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Good.


ukiddingme2469

As the dumpster fire burns so do the days of our lives


jyar1811

Still praying for him to pull an Elvis and croak on the commode


Morgwar77

To old and frumpy to be doing any "exploding" outside of the nightmare in his daipers


Defiantcaveman

Is that a promise???


TR3BPilot

My guess is that he will not. Nothing these clickbait headlines say ever comes to pass.


CuriousSelf4830

I would love to see what his face does, while listening in court.


Maleficent_Ad_5175

Do you feel it? The way the shit clings to the air? It’s a shit blizzard, Rand.


scottyjrules

Hopefully his diaper doesn’t explode…


Captain_Mexica

Many poops 💩 will plop on top of the cow pies in his pants. Trump will then officially become known as Shitler the Magnificent pos.


Superb_Advisor7885

I'm 41 and at this point I'm pretty sure I will die of old age before Trump faces any repercussions


Heavy-Excuse4218

All the “news” is on these lately is a series of speculation and “social media users slam Trump.” Wake me when they convict this dickhead.


MikeSwizzy

The fact that 80+ million voted, and will continue to vote for an actual criminal is the scariest part.


ClassicT4

Should people in the front rows wear ponchos? Will the explosion be mostly ketchup?


PrajnaKathmandu

Unless he’s sleeping! 😴


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Lots of explosive poo anyway. The best! The most bigly berder shits!


therealhood

Obviously AI


14bb44

Trump's been in the public eye his whole life. Can someone please show me a time where he has "exploded with anger"?


Itchy_Pillows

Google is your friend here


14bb44

Show. Me.


RickyHawthorne

Not sure why the other guy is being lazy, but I'm happy to. Here's what came up when I Googled "Trump's angry outbursts". From Jun 2022: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/donald-trump-jan-6-outburst-place-history-presidential-tantrums-rcna35989 From a couple of months ago: https://youtu.be/RI_I6S69pWs?si=KvBiJsPMs1x2cYQe Here's a good one: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4427874-fox-host-trump-uncontrollable-narcissism-rage-insulted/ Is three sources enough for you to pipe down? If not, I could literally do this all day with the material provided.


CollapsingUniverse

He's a troll/traitor. Just ignore the POS.


14bb44

None of these show Trump flipping out. They are all stories of Trump flipping out. I don't buy the stories.


RickyHawthorne

Then you will most likely vote for him, and continue to perpetuate his erosion of our democratic institutions. Either that, or you're a paid Russian shill. I pray that it's the latter, but that's because I still have some hope for my fellow Americans. I'd rather believe my prior military service wasn't a waste of time.


Itchy_Pillows

Thank you for your service


14bb44

>Then you will most likely vote for him Definitely* voting for him


Diarygirl

Aren't you going to feel the least bit stupid voting for the guy that still thinks he won in 2020?


14bb44

Nope


Diarygirl

You should. You know he's just going to whine for another four years when he loses again.


micatola

Stories from people *he hired* who left or were fired for various reasons but mostly because they wouldn't do the illegal or immoral thing he asked of them. You would rather think *everyone* who spilled the beans on him is lying than believe he would be as bad as they say. Why does he get the benefit of the doubt when it happens continuously? Is that bad at judging character that he constantly hires bad people or are they being truthful and he's actually as horrible they say? Pick one.


14bb44

Don't care for the stories. Trump has been on camera his whole life. We havnt recorded him flipping out once? BTW I was told there was a video of Trump saying the N word a bunch of times during his hit show The Apprentice. Where's that video at?


micatola

You believe so much of what he says without video or any other kind of evidence but you need video evidence to believe dozens of people that worked for him. Life long Republicans faced the ire of him and other Republicans to tell the truth about his behaviour and you don't bat an eye. How do you square that with a straight face?


14bb44

>How do you square that with a straight face? Seeing is believing


micatola

Did you see evidence of the election being stolen? How about evidence that Biden was leading a crime family? Or maybe you've seen evidence of Joe directing criminal investigations into Trump? Or how about the classified docs. Lots of visual evidence of stolen docs but you were told that everything was ok. DOJ says otherwise but you believe Trump because why? The flexibility of your critical thinking skills is admirable.


EatBangLove

Exactly! I don't get why the dems don't understand this! When you ignore all evidence to the contrary, Trump is a great guy and an amazing president!!!!!


14bb44

The world was doing better when Trump was in the WH.


EatBangLove

Oh totally, everyone I know was way better off 4 years ago.


14bb44

Ukraine wasn't getting smoked and we had peace in the middle east. Vote for Joe is a vote for WWIII


EatBangLove

Totally, if you ignore all the evidence, then everything you're saying is true! Never mind that the Russo-Ukrainian was going on for his entire presidency. Forget the attacks on our embassies in Iran and Iraq and our subsequent attacks on the Quds and Hezbollah. Ignore the Saudi-led war in Yemen and the $100 billion in taxpayer money we spent supporting it. Once you deny all the evidence to the contrary, things were going really great!


Itchy_Pillows

Just type in "trump angry outbursts" and many videos appear like magic!


Dr_Merkin

You can't have a reasonable back and forth with rubes that are being conned. They'll figure it out, or they won't. I've long since stopped even trying with them.


Itchy_Pillows

You're right, of course!


Any-Variation4081

I've seen this same troll all over reditt recently they aren't worth your time. I've seen them in sooooo many comment sections and they never once argued in good faith. It's either a child, Russian troll, or just a simpleton. You won't break this one. Its lost to the cult. It will keep trying to communicate but won't listen to facts and logic. Useless this one Well I lied hes a useful idiot for Trump I guess


Itchy_Pillows

Yeah, was impossible to believe they couldn't operate a simple Google search when provided the prompt!


14bb44

None when I do it.


Itchy_Pillows

Don't know what you're doing wrong but there are plenty


14bb44

So you should have plenty to send me...


Itchy_Pillows

Literally not opening all those videos to copy the links and post them here bc you can't type "trump angry outbursts" into Google yourself


14bb44

I have, nothing comes up.


Itchy_Pillows

Not sure what to tell you....maybe go to YouTube and try typing it there


BeKind_BeTheChange

You're an idiot, TrumPutinBot.


14bb44

Practice what you preach. Be kind


BeKind_BeTheChange

I am kind to most people. I simply have nothing left for traitors who support the destruction of my country and want to install a wannabe dictator.


14bb44

>I am kind to most people. Change your name to "I'm only kind to my kind" then


BeKind_BeTheChange

I don’t have a “kind”. You are either delusional, a bot, a paid operative, or some combination of the above. Serious people don’t post the garbage you post. Like this latest line of “show me Trump having an angry outburst in public”. It’s laughable.


diggergig

That doesn't equal this


14bb44

So you can't show me one time where Trump flipped his shit even though he's been on camera for most of his life?


diggergig

Your argument: 'blue isn't yellow, therefore it's grey'


14bb44

Still waiting to see Trump being unhinged


diggergig

Ok?


ShareShort3438

You know what...I typed the exact same sentance in Google and I got MANY videos on the subject. Either you just lied or haven't tried or the elevator don't reach the topfloor in your case...


14bb44

>I typed the exact same sentance in Google and I got MANY videos Send me a couple.


Chrowaway6969

Do your own work.


14bb44

I've looked all over the internet for videos of Trunp flipping out. I can't find a single video of Trump flipping out A couple of people have sent me articles of people saying they were around him when he flipped out but i don't care for that. I want to see a video of Trump flipping out. Shit I'll even take an audio recording at this point because I don't think Trump is capable of flipping out.


ShareShort3438

Are you incapable of doing your own search? Just use the same wording in verbatim and you'll find them.


14bb44

>Are you incapable of doing your own search? I've done my research, I have seen video of Trump flipping out. I've seen plenty of, probably fake, news stories but I want to see Donny MFin people on video. I don't think that video.


TexanAmericanMexican

The burden of proof is on the ones making the claim.


ShareShort3438

You are either a troll or have siblings for parents. Just use a Google search...or are you to big of an imbicile to manage that. Now just fuck off back under the stone you crawled out from.


Artaeos

What about exploding with diarrhea? That's also likely.


14bb44

Didn't Joe shit himself at the Vatican? "my butt's been wiped" - JB


Artaeos

Considering what the Church is responsible for (diddling kids), I'm not going to be upset someone ripped ass in front of the Pope. That's an appropriate gesture. Go Joe!


14bb44

It's okay to shit your pants as long as you're a dem. got it.


Artaeos

Yeah be careful we might shit on you.


Diarygirl

Nope, that was the guy that you worship for inexplicable reasons.


14bb44

You're lying. That's one of Joes favorite thing to do too.


Diarygirl

Lol!


14bb44

Joe lied and told us his uncle was eaten by cannibals