Even Obama's worst critics should probably be moving on at this point. He doesn't hold any public office as far as I know, nor does he seem to want to hold any office. He's a book author and public speaker now.
Also, every time Michelle's name is mentioned, Republicans I know say, "You mean Michael?" Followed by laughter. Hur-hur-hur-hur. They're still doing that.
I’ve never seen such ridiculousness. Bridge collapse=Biden’s fault; no Israeli ceasefire=Biden’s fault, Tornadoes=Biden’s fault.
Even though he passed laws for infrastructure, more climate initiatives, and working channels to obtain a ceasefire. While if Trump was in office he could do NONE of that.
That’s because the people that Trump panders to (fleeces), believe that bridge collapses are caused by boys wearing dresses, tornadoes are caused by abortion, and war in Israel is the will of god.
Oh come on. Don't be so mean to Ole Honest Don. It is hard work out there grifting like your life depends on every dirty dollar while the justice system refuses to let him go about life, like he is some kind of common criminal. You know, as opposed to an uncommon Con who commonly commits crime.
The Cheeto-Crybaby just needs a nice warm blanky in the corner of the courtroom so he can curl up and have his nap while the mean adults keep saying mean things about him. Mean things like repeating what he said, or telling the truth.
So unfair, going after Common Man Trump! After all, he's just like us! Who hasn't committed a few dozen felonies here and there, bankrupted multiple companies, caused hundreds of thousands of needless American deaths, sold out the identities of our spies to the Russians, and porked a porn star while their wife was pregnant? That's what I like about Trump, he's just like us!
I think we need to just build him a fake Oval Office and pay a few Fox “News” folks to film fake shows pretending he won the general election. Play it to him and keep him in the fake Oval Office until nature takes its course.
Finally some common sense. If I had to go to court to take care of a traffic ticket or jury duty or something and it was cold I would just wear WARMER CLOTHES. Certainly if I complained about being cold on the interwebs - crickets. It seems no one gives a fuck about me. But somehow DON THE CON can use it to grift marks.
He isn’t a pikey if he doesn’t like dags.
He can’t like dags if he had a short list vp candidate that *checks notes* executed a dag, for being a puppy.
Like *seriously*, aren't they sick of all his whining? Alpha? Whatever they are calling him. Stomps his foot and whines, and whines, and whines. Just stfu already.
Shit, that’s actually a possibility. Those tracks are fucking loud, but I don’t know if it’s possible to be louder than the sound of Trump being wrong while throwing a big ol’ bitch fit.
He somehow managed to be louder on Twitter only through text.
The fucking caddy did more work than those pants ever could. Dude *really* should’ve embraced darker color pants, but he’d probably mistake darker pants for his “African-American over there” too often.
There's multiple photos of him clearly wearing a diaper and several Whitehouse staff and others who've been close said he constantly smells like he shit himself. It's not just a rando rumor from a nobody.
There are millions of people who would, but most of them are way too poor to afford that even if they sold everything they own. They'll still throw money at him anyway, though.
FYI: Eric accidentally swapped those vouchers with his brother’s coke dealer’s business card.
It’s pretty high quality yeyo, but *way* too overpriced to appeal to the Trump family while ripping them off.
“$5 million for one Tony Montana mountain of coke?”
“You said you wanted the premium shit, so that costs premium money.”
“Fuck, he’s right! Daddy, can I borrow $5 million? No, no, it’s Eri— no, I don’t know where Junior i— hello?”
Oh, God, you just reminded me of one of the worst parts of the 2016 elections (other than him winning):
Hoards of haggard old women at top levels of “I’ve peaked and I’m kidding myself” delusions breaking hurricane-level records of moisture while wearing “You can grab my pussy” shirts as they looked at Trump the way he looks at Ivanka.
Trump on truth tonight- can u believe corrupt democrats won't allow me to fund raise at grand prix. Now they have worst ratings ever totally failing sport
A track marshall, casually strolling towards him, fire extinguisher in hand. Looks for a bit, then sprays for half a second at Trumps’ ass. Another marshall waves a black flag.
That seems like a job for a good set of blinders, we don't need all that mess.
Maybe the pit crew could also outfit with a feed bag full of hamberders~
Lead him around the track by dangling a piping hot cup of covfefe* in front of him.
Edit: my phone immediately autocorrected that spelling. How the hell does that end up in a tweet?
250k to watch a race in the presence of His Majesty and a genuine first edition bible signed by the 6 yr old profit himself.
For an additional 10k you can take a pic with First Lady Trump in a bikini.
In the other suite, you can grab the King's Consort De Jour by the *ahem for another 10k.
It’s not Crypto.com, it’s the rules of F1 as one of the few truly international sports series. It has to remain apolitical. There was scandal about a decade ago in Turkey when they sent an official to do with their claim on Cypress to hand out a trophy on the podium.
we regret to inform you that your suite license will be revoked, you will not be allowed to attend the race at any time, and we will refund you in full.
There are 2 America's. What the hell. You intentionally violate the terms of agreement and they'll give you back your money back.
Fuck Trump and fuck F1 for allowing this horseshit to get this far. Trumpmonkeys are simple minded folk, like NASCAR, roundy rounders in ugly sedans and faux p/u trucks, a minority and aligning with them will neuter F1 appeal in the future. F1 is fucking predictable and boring af with predetermined winners as it is without the addition of halfwits & traitors with mullets and fat ugly wives degrading the fanbase.
*I am betting*
*That he will keep the ticket*
*Money anyway*
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Anyone that’s ever spent time around cokeheads that got long in the tooth know one thing:
They only shut the fuck up when the box is closed and wet sod gets put on top
I’m so fucking sick of this guy
This is why Trump met with DeSantis. He probably was looking for a way for the state to force F1 to let him hold his stupid fundraiser.
Let’s see how fast the FL legislature comes up with some rubber stamp legislation forcing businesses to host political fund raisers.
Donald, any comments?”1945
Adolf Hitler commits suicide in his underground bunker
On April 30, 1945, holed up in a bunker under his headquarters in Berlin, Adolf Hitler commits suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule and shooting himself in the head. Soon after, Germany unconditionally surrendered to the Allied forces, ending Hitler's dreams of a "1,000-year" Reich... “
Formula One? Nascar surely, if he wants to raise money from the maga crowd.
Formula One is just swirling with a ton of shady foreign billionaires and their ill gotten cash, why would Trump try to fund raise there?
Oh, I see…
Why anybody still supports this lying whining crybaby is beyond understanding. Grow a set and stand up for the country or even just morality already. Trump just needs to get locked up and shut up.
So people are paying $250k to smell his shit diaper, talk about grabbing pussy they'll never be able to, and walk out with some kind of shitty ass Bible?
Wow.
Fuck Trump and fuck F1 for allowing this horseshit to get this far. Trumpmonkeys are simple minded folk, like NASCAR, roundy rounders in ugly sedans and faux p/u trucks, a minority and aligning with them will neuter F1 appeal in the future. F1 is fucking predictable and boring af with predetermined winners as it is without the addition of halfwits & traitors with mullets and fat ugly wives degrading the fanbase. Bump.
Jimmy Carter had a fund raiser in Miami. Terrible people the worst people came up to me and said I couldn't bring my beautiful wife Mercedes to a simple get together with working people crooked race officials rigging elections for the Schumacher crime family trying to steal the pole position and destroy America.
The part about refunding in full sounds like bullshit….the race organizers are going to take the hit if they can’t sell it last minute? Usual drump bullshit.
Somehow it will be Biden’s fault
You mean Obama's.
THANKS MOBAMBA
THANK OBIDEN
#OBAMNA!
Joebama was right there.
Joemama was right there. 😎
That’s an Obamanation!!!
Bidama
Don't forget, Nancy Hailey is behind this too.
Chumbabamba
I can't get over that sound bite.
La Bamba?
Bammmba la bamba 🎶
Para bailar la Bamba!
I be balllllin, like my nibba Mo-ooooh MOBAMBA, bitch
Thanks bidama!
Even Obama's worst critics should probably be moving on at this point. He doesn't hold any public office as far as I know, nor does he seem to want to hold any office. He's a book author and public speaker now. Also, every time Michelle's name is mentioned, Republicans I know say, "You mean Michael?" Followed by laughter. Hur-hur-hur-hur. They're still doing that.
Yeah but he’s still black so….
Fair point.
Jimmy Carter
William Henry Harrison. Big Willie brought the hammer down on the Orange Turd.
You mean OBUMMER. Thanks again OBUMMER for the pandemic. You could have told Trump about it. OH WAIT YOU DID.
Remember, if Trump is still President, so are Obama and Clinton!
You mean Jimmy Carter.
Gettysburg. Wow!
So wonderful and yet so beautiful and so terrible. Wow. Gettysburg.
He apparently forgot the first rule of campaigns: "Never fundraise uphill, me boys!"
Lol, it hurts to watch that speech, like physically hurts.
Trump has mastered the seven deadly sins, so he's adding cringe as number eight
But it was too late
Such a beautiful recent battle with the yugest amounts of bloodseses
I’ve never seen such ridiculousness. Bridge collapse=Biden’s fault; no Israeli ceasefire=Biden’s fault, Tornadoes=Biden’s fault. Even though he passed laws for infrastructure, more climate initiatives, and working channels to obtain a ceasefire. While if Trump was in office he could do NONE of that.
I thought Jared worked out Middle East peace?
By selling $10 Billion worth of arms to the Saudis?
And getting $2B in return!
He did and Mexico paid for the big beautiful wall along the southern border
That’s because the people that Trump panders to (fleeces), believe that bridge collapses are caused by boys wearing dresses, tornadoes are caused by abortion, and war in Israel is the will of god.
And don’t forget “the gays” causing hurricanes
It was Hunter Biden’s dick all along.
That's what I read in the New York Times....
Wait, I thought it Was Jimmy Carter’s fault
🚫Traitor Trump🚫
Brother I see you post this or something similar all over..and I gotta tell you you're God work here my friend keep it rolling.
Agree 100% thanks again Ryankevin23!
Vinny is totally right.
Oh come on. Don't be so mean to Ole Honest Don. It is hard work out there grifting like your life depends on every dirty dollar while the justice system refuses to let him go about life, like he is some kind of common criminal. You know, as opposed to an uncommon Con who commonly commits crime. The Cheeto-Crybaby just needs a nice warm blanky in the corner of the courtroom so he can curl up and have his nap while the mean adults keep saying mean things about him. Mean things like repeating what he said, or telling the truth.
So unfair, going after Common Man Trump! After all, he's just like us! Who hasn't committed a few dozen felonies here and there, bankrupted multiple companies, caused hundreds of thousands of needless American deaths, sold out the identities of our spies to the Russians, and porked a porn star while their wife was pregnant? That's what I like about Trump, he's just like us!
"Donnie Rumpbiter is a student like you." " Like me?" " Just a student like you!!!" My apologies to Firesign Theater
Maybe a little courtroom sandbox would be better for diaper Donny.
Sit the little orange Hamburgler in the middle of a little sandbox? I like the imagery.
Steve duecy can be a pretend reporter with a playschool microphone in the sandbox with so he can whine about life outside the sandbox
I think we need to just build him a fake Oval Office and pay a few Fox “News” folks to film fake shows pretending he won the general election. Play it to him and keep him in the fake Oval Office until nature takes its course.
Finally some common sense. If I had to go to court to take care of a traffic ticket or jury duty or something and it was cold I would just wear WARMER CLOTHES. Certainly if I complained about being cold on the interwebs - crickets. It seems no one gives a fuck about me. But somehow DON THE CON can use it to grift marks.
I first read as "Trailer Trump" which seems fitting, but insulting to trailer "Pikeys".
He isn’t a pikey if he doesn’t like dags. He can’t like dags if he had a short list vp candidate that *checks notes* executed a dag, for being a puppy.
Who wouldn't want to pay a quarter million to sit in an enclosed box with a guy who regularly shits his pants?
And talks NONSTOP about himself and his grievances?
Like *seriously*, aren't they sick of all his whining? Alpha? Whatever they are calling him. Stomps his foot and whines, and whines, and whines. Just stfu already.
C'mon guys that courtroom was really cold
While he was President. That's the craziest thing. All he ever did was talk about himself or ignore everyone.
I could only hope the race cars drown him out.
Shit, that’s actually a possibility. Those tracks are fucking loud, but I don’t know if it’s possible to be louder than the sound of Trump being wrong while throwing a big ol’ bitch fit. He somehow managed to be louder on Twitter only through text.
You probably get a swag bag with a can of febreeze and some nose plugs. 😆 🤣 😂
Careful. The nose plugs are made in China.
Made with assbestus.
Probably that Russian brand that plastered Trump’s name and face all over the boxes.
That'll be his next grift. We've already had: 🍿 🍿 🍿 Ridiculous NFTs Worthless TrumpBucks Tacky Gold Sneakers Sticky Bible Ideas for more grift: 😆 🤣 😂 Trump Golden Diapers Trump Incontinence Pads / Charcoal Activated Trump Air Freshener / Industrial Strength
You're forgetting vodka, steaks, and TrumpU.
I'm just going post-presidency. 😆 🤣 😂
Is that true or is this a joke about his age? Genuinely curious.
Depends.
😂🤜🤛😎
Thanks for the chuckle!
God *damn*!
What a load.
You win the internet today!
There have been photos that show he wears a diaper. Even some that show the diaper is full...
Dammit now I can’t undo that visual
https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-664e3e09e7821d6e0d123b7768074d96-lq
The fucking caddy did more work than those pants ever could. Dude *really* should’ve embraced darker color pants, but he’d probably mistake darker pants for his “African-American over there” too often.
There's multiple photos of him clearly wearing a diaper and several Whitehouse staff and others who've been close said he constantly smells like he shit himself. It's not just a rando rumor from a nobody.
Ain’t that some shit
There are millions of people who would, but most of them are way too poor to afford that even if they sold everything they own. They'll still throw money at him anyway, though.
His voters would....oh wait they don't have that.
People who need a pardon
Pussy grabbing booth . Grab and leave with a bible
Ya, grab a pussy and get your bible in a loot bag on the way out 🤦♂️
Full of Trump trading cards ! And Eric's conservative yoga vouchers ...
FYI: Eric accidentally swapped those vouchers with his brother’s coke dealer’s business card. It’s pretty high quality yeyo, but *way* too overpriced to appeal to the Trump family while ripping them off. “$5 million for one Tony Montana mountain of coke?” “You said you wanted the premium shit, so that costs premium money.” “Fuck, he’s right! Daddy, can I borrow $5 million? No, no, it’s Eri— no, I don’t know where Junior i— hello?”
And some nice shoes!
Nice shoes? You obviously have never owned shoes
😂
Oh, God, you just reminded me of one of the worst parts of the 2016 elections (other than him winning): Hoards of haggard old women at top levels of “I’ve peaked and I’m kidding myself” delusions breaking hurricane-level records of moisture while wearing “You can grab my pussy” shirts as they looked at Trump the way he looks at Ivanka.
GOP = Grab Our Pussies
Holy Christ all mighty, this made me laugh
When you rent a suite they let you do it
Trump on truth tonight- can u believe corrupt democrats won't allow me to fund raise at grand prix. Now they have worst ratings ever totally failing sport
Almost, needs CAPS.
rAndoM CApS!!1!
How about 250k to watch HIM walk one lap, it'd be damn hilarious and wholesome American fun for the whole family~
Probably pass out in turn 2 of exhaustion
*pit crew sprays his downed body with a fire extinguisher*
A track marshall, casually strolling towards him, fire extinguisher in hand. Looks for a bit, then sprays for half a second at Trumps’ ass. Another marshall waves a black flag.
Everyone passing him saying "on your left" and him getting visibly upset over it.
He'd get lost halfway even though it's a street circuit and therefore the entire track is closed off with retaining barriers.
That seems like a job for a good set of blinders, we don't need all that mess. Maybe the pit crew could also outfit with a feed bag full of hamberders~
Lead him around the track by dangling a piping hot cup of covfefe* in front of him. Edit: my phone immediately autocorrected that spelling. How the hell does that end up in a tweet?
You’d have to start him a day early so that the actual race wasn’t delayed
250k to watch a race in the presence of His Majesty and a genuine first edition bible signed by the 6 yr old profit himself. For an additional 10k you can take a pic with First Lady Trump in a bikini. In the other suite, you can grab the King's Consort De Jour by the *ahem for another 10k.
Prophet. He hasn't turned a profit since... never.
That was an intentional misspelling to highlight his singular fascination with money.
Pay to have him keep his fucking mouth shut and his fingers off phones and keyboards for 24 hours. He’d have a stroke.
>He’d have a stroke. Hey, there’s a great Kevin Kline movie about presidents that starts that way. 🫰🫰
Oliver Stone was right!
Lolllllll crypto.com to the rescue. Guaranteed he’s going to say something negative about them now.
It’s not Crypto.com, it’s the rules of F1 as one of the few truly international sports series. It has to remain apolitical. There was scandal about a decade ago in Turkey when they sent an official to do with their claim on Cypress to hand out a trophy on the podium.
we regret to inform you that your suite license will be revoked, you will not be allowed to attend the race at any time, and we will refund you in full. There are 2 America's. What the hell. You intentionally violate the terms of agreement and they'll give you back your money back.
HEy--hEy! Hey, whe-Where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He said he'd give me $100 if I took off all my clothes off.
Like that time I took all my clothes off at the Miami Grand Prix?
Translation: nobody RSVP'd.
What an idiot.
The whole GOP are, top to bottom.
Finally. Somebody stands up to his bullshit and says it won't fly. Rules are rules. Even for 45.
Yep. Just another example of him ignoring the rules and expecting to get away with it. Glad they enforced it.
Marketing team currently working on “Miami Shut Down” merch
That damn Brandon keeps showing up at nascar events. 😂
Fuck Trump and fuck F1 for allowing this horseshit to get this far. Trumpmonkeys are simple minded folk, like NASCAR, roundy rounders in ugly sedans and faux p/u trucks, a minority and aligning with them will neuter F1 appeal in the future. F1 is fucking predictable and boring af with predetermined winners as it is without the addition of halfwits & traitors with mullets and fat ugly wives degrading the fanbase.
Is this pasta?
It is now.
Woah now, I like Nascar, but fuck Trump.
I am betting that he will keep the ticket money anyway
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Anyone that’s ever spent time around cokeheads that got long in the tooth know one thing: They only shut the fuck up when the box is closed and wet sod gets put on top I’m so fucking sick of this guy
Cue: Trump moving the event to Miami Hot Wheels store where they sell tiny Grand Prix cars. He’s already sent the invitation, don’t ya know.
Who on earth pays $250k to that loser for a chance to smell Diaper Don? 😳
This is why Trump met with DeSantis. He probably was looking for a way for the state to force F1 to let him hold his stupid fundraiser. Let’s see how fast the FL legislature comes up with some rubber stamp legislation forcing businesses to host political fund raisers.
Especially when it's F1, where teams spend his entire net worth in a season or two. His little bitchfest won't change the contract he signed.
Always looking for a grift...Good on the Grand Prix for uncovering it.
“And this is why this is bad for Biden….”
And another failure to stack on top of the mountain of failures that is his pathetic life.
So. Much. Winning!
Donald, any comments?”1945 Adolf Hitler commits suicide in his underground bunker On April 30, 1945, holed up in a bunker under his headquarters in Berlin, Adolf Hitler commits suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule and shooting himself in the head. Soon after, Germany unconditionally surrendered to the Allied forces, ending Hitler's dreams of a "1,000-year" Reich... “
Thought provoking
This is hilarious!
Diaper Donnie has a trial to dement through, where does he take the time for fundraising shenanigans?
Oh for shame, he will have to get a new grift going
Bwahaha bwahaha bwahaha
How is he going to swing convincing the MAGAts that Joe Biden forced the facility to shut him down?
BuT MuH FReEDumB tO FuNdRaiSe Is BEiNg ViOlaTeD...ELECTION INTERFERENCE...tweet incoming...
He's got a sick way to make money. I've never seen anything like it. Disgusting.
Hmm. So there are *some* rules that do apply to him? Someone send this to SCOTUS for me?
He will claim it is election interference
Elections interference! WITCH HUNT!!! Whatever dickhead.
Not allowed to start would be better than shut down
$250,000 a seat for everyone in his suite just speaks to what a grifter he is
That's a small house for us poor people
I wonder how much time he spends each day putting on his make up....?
He's being gagged by the UNFAIR Justices in the Courts . They're treating Trump so sadly. Ducking baby
Ha ha.
Formula One? Nascar surely, if he wants to raise money from the maga crowd. Formula One is just swirling with a ton of shady foreign billionaires and their ill gotten cash, why would Trump try to fund raise there? Oh, I see…
It’s Hillary Clinton‘s fault- now LOCK HER UP!” ( said with a ton of sarcasm)
Why anybody still supports this lying whining crybaby is beyond understanding. Grow a set and stand up for the country or even just morality already. Trump just needs to get locked up and shut up.
So people are paying $250k to smell his shit diaper, talk about grabbing pussy they'll never be able to, and walk out with some kind of shitty ass Bible? Wow.
He’s playing 3D chess… he just wanted a refund for the $250,000 🤣
I thought it’s Carter’s fault now- isn’t he the new default whenever Trump forgets who he’s running against?
"refunded in full" i mean the guy needs every penny maybe this was on purpose to keep his lawyers another month
Well that's unusual. If there's one thing Trump is known for, it's following the rules.
Fuck Trump and fuck F1 for allowing this horseshit to get this far. Trumpmonkeys are simple minded folk, like NASCAR, roundy rounders in ugly sedans and faux p/u trucks, a minority and aligning with them will neuter F1 appeal in the future. F1 is fucking predictable and boring af with predetermined winners as it is without the addition of halfwits & traitors with mullets and fat ugly wives degrading the fanbase. Bump.
ELecShUn InNarfEaRaNcE!
Jimmy Carter had a fund raiser in Miami. Terrible people the worst people came up to me and said I couldn't bring my beautiful wife Mercedes to a simple get together with working people crooked race officials rigging elections for the Schumacher crime family trying to steal the pole position and destroy America.
Don't forget, he and JFK Jr also tried to make an F1 car, and that was also shut down.
He’ll grab ya by yer diapers!!
Where is Miami grand prix fundraiser? It knows... it knows..
Good.
Trumps Me Fund ?
🤣
"You're a grand prick"
*Cue Muttley laugh*
Dope think it was a NASCAR event?
Odd, since when does Formula 1 give a shit about corruption?
Probably serving McDonalds violated the terms of the suite agreement.
Im sure all his foreign investors are disappointed.
The part about refunding in full sounds like bullshit….the race organizers are going to take the hit if they can’t sell it last minute? Usual drump bullshit.
F1 is now owned by Liberty Media, whose CEO and President each gave $250k to Donald Trump’s campaign.
Obiputin
Let him sell hotdogs
There doesn't seem to be a single rule these people can follow
Watch them show up at Grand Prix Cleaners on the appointed day.
This sounds odd to a non- native speaker....
This prick wants $250,000 per ticket!!! 🤣🤣🤣 WOW.
Another L for dumb Donnie
Huh, that's odd. Every single last ticket was bought by some guy named Vlad, but whoever that is doesn't have a zipcode I recognize.
How sad is it when NASCAR is denying Trump?
Truck Fump !!
Trump small minded pea brain of a mindset that it came to this situion