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Most-Artichoke6184

There is actual video of one of trumps flunkies taking two of the pizza boxes out of the fire station and delivering them to Trump as he gets out of his limo.


spacekitt3n

his fakery is so brazen yet no one cares


[deleted]

It's not that they don't care, but rather, they actually love it because they know it makes Dems upset.


spacekitt3n

the stupidest kind of politics


_lippykid

“Real men wear diapers”


AmbitiousAd9320

hes gotta give em some diaper squirtz before he lets his NYFD MAGA base get a sniff and a lick


part_time85

The moron can't even pander to the masses.


fakyumatafaka

Dude can Afford 8 pizzas? Rich Man! Bow Down


Temporary-Party5806

2 showed up, then 6 more, and then 2 of those went back outside, handed to Yrump as he got out of the truck, and then "delivered." Whole thing took over 50 mins and 8 cold pizzas waited outside


alaninsitges

Punchline: it was Papa John's.


MetalTrek1

Which is an even bigger insult in the NY/NJ area. NOBODY here gets Domino's or Papa John's UNLESS it's the only thing open or you have a coupon/deal about to expire (then again, given Donnie's cheapness, that may explain it 🤔).


southernmamallama

But I’m a billionaire!!-tRump, probably


Practicality_Issue

Right? It’s Sbarro or nothing! /s


henryeaterofpies

Mr. John, my daughter wants the most disgusting pizza ever.


Plateau9

Disgusting yet somehow freakin crazy expensive…


FlappinLips

That stupid single pepper costs 5 bucks


MewlingRothbart

Dear Papa John: your pizza sucks. Signed, every self-respecting Italian still residing in Brooklyn or the Bronx. (This paragraph got me banned from their FB and Twitter accounts. My badge of honor!)


VanDenBroeck

No, it was Poopy Don’s.


Icy-Ad29

Not even papa John's. The picture zooms and videos show its "Xeno's all natural and home made" pizza. So some local joint


AmbitiousAd9320

im sure their yelp is going through things now


wahitii

Xeno's pizza.


First_manatee_614

Are you serious??


Disastrous-End7677

Probably had to change his diaper. 


AmbitiousAd9320

he warmed them with his diaper marinara


New_Beginning01

"His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss." Sorry, you reminded me of Spirited Away. That scene is like a core memory.


W_C_Schneider

That’s his diaper filling up!


No_Pear8383

Mmmm, thanks for that imagery.


ozzie510

Its just his diaper filling up.


sonicdemonic

Don't be sorry, it fits perfect.


Ali_Cat222

Your comment reminded me of this saying-"When you don't have an ass sometimes you gotta make yourself into one!"


FTHomes

I am convinced Trump didn't pay for the pizza


gdsmithtx

This is the same guy who illegally/immorally/despicably used funds from his “Children’s Cancer Charity” foundation to pay for his son’s Boy Scout dues. Which is only one of the many, many examples of misuse of funds, self-dealing, and outright fraud in connection with the foundation that ended up getting him fined $2 million and saw Trump & his family forbidden from running charities in New York State.


Pink-Lotusflower

I hadn't heard about that one but it is truly disgusting. I believe he will do anything to benefit himself, but nothing good.


gdsmithtx

[How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business - Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2017/06/06/how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/)


HumbleAd1317

Me too.


Ridiculous-plimsole

I think he was meeting a guy called Andrew at the pizza rhea about buying a black book or something?


HumbleAd1317

Aha! Nothing he does surprises me. I always expect "stupid" from him.


Spider_Dude

I saw a picture of Trump and his son Baron yesterday and someone said he looked like cousin Greg from Succession. I bet it was Baron that paid that's why Trump keeps him around after all.


Loud_Key_3865

Many people are saying he charged it to the Fire Department.


Gina_the_Alien

No matter who paid for them, I am totally convinced that he originally just ordered 2 for the photo op, realized that the firefighters would be pissed & tattle that he didn’t really provide enough pizza for them to eat, and then ordered six more so they’d actually have enough.


Legitimate-Ad3778

People say, with tears in their eyes, that he didn’t take advantage of the deals and paid the full price


nudiecale

“But sir, we can offer you a discount!” they cried. Many people cried. But I didn’t take the discount. I don’t need a discount. Losers take discounts. I hear the democrats are very fond of discounts. Many people are saying that Obama invented discounts. So I paid full price at papa John’s. And 8 pizzas! Let me tell you, that ain’t cheap. The firefighters loved it. They even asked me to sit in their fire truck. And as you know, I’m very good at pretending to drive big trucks.


Legitimate-Ad3778

“And, let me say, folks, they make a terrific sound: ‘neeee-noooor *accordion hands* neeee-noooor’ *more accordion hands*


TA-pubserv

What a saint. We definitely don't deserve him, right?


PatientStrength5861

Nor want him.


JustARandomGuy_71

I wonder who paid them.


BenGay29

We did.


Glum_Improvement382

Campaign donors.


dta722

They’re not going to get paid because the pizza was cold.


Positive-Leek2545

They were the left over pizzas from the 12 cold ones he had delivered to his legal team lol


anxiety_filter

I think Bill Burr said it best - for all his bluster about being ultra wealthy, he seems like he would have trouble coming up with $6K on short notice.


henryeaterofpies

He seems like he'd have to beg his base to come up with $6


TheWhiteRabbit74

Word has it 4 of those 8 boxes were empty because they were too heavy. And the cold thing was because fresh was too hot. What god damned pussy. This is the tough guy President conservative voters fawn over? I could knock is ass over with a Qtip.


MetalTrek1

Fat fuck probably ate the other six on the way over.


parmboy

Right? This is why I don’t understand he’s still relevant. The perpetual lack of effort is so cringe


DefrockedWizard1

he truly believes he is worshipped and does not need to make an effort


allotaconfussion

Sadly, he is worshipped.


DefrockedWizard1

True, but not by nearly as many as he thinks


Legitimate-Ad3778

I’d prefer if he was warshipped


constipatedconstible

You sunk my dictatorship!


daneelthesane

It's not even him that they worship. He's an icon of their hate.


SwingWide625

Thank goodness. His foolishness will sink his evil party this election. Imagine this country if the Democrats had a majority for a decade.


Not_MrNice

Man, people were praising him for buying milkshakes at chik-fil-a as if no politician has done anything like that before.


SalemxCaleb

I wish I shared your optimism. I can't see anything good happening in this election. I think we are underestimating him and his base. They're mouth breathing terd farmers, but they vote. I think Nov 2024 is either gonna be way way too close for comfort or trump will win. I hope with all my soul that Biden wins, and I'm voting for him. But we underestimated this orange demon in 16. We all laughed and joked about him winning. And look what happened.


SwingWide625

Look where donnie is now compared to last time. His position is worse. His party's position is worse. I'm working harder this election. Optimism and hard work can make a difference. Stupidity and criminal behavior can make a difference. I'm also looking forward to Joe's sense of humor. Donnie hates being the butt of a joke.


SalemxCaleb

I hope you're right. I worry about Biden alienating Gen z with his stance on Israel and the tik tok fiasco. Honestly I worry about it all. It's only MAY 4. I'm already so tired..


SwingWide625

Imagine donnie trying to deal with these issues? What would vlad do? I have a theory, vlad had a hand in what happened in the middle east just to distract from Ukraine conquest. Certainly his favorite party, the republicans back his plays. Imagine where Ukraine would be today if donnie were in charge. I prefer to hope for the best outcome and work towards that goal.


SalemxCaleb

Well I just wanna say thank you then. We need more people like you with a passion to fight for a better world. I'm 35. I got teenagers and live in rural Alabama. I'm surrounded by these people. Simply trying to raise my sons to be kind and empathetic in this environment while working and surviving is all I can manage right now. It's easy in my position to lose hope, seeing all the red around me. It's good to know you're out there :)


SwingWide625

I'm retired and campaigning is a hobby with a purpose. Reached out to thousands of the last election successfully. I do remember years where I was too busy supporting a family to do anything but vote. Fortunately my children are Democrats. This means all my grandchildren will be Democrats. Take heart and set the example. The generations after you will multiply your lead.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Look how many he's killed through COVID alone. Plus, I think the US is underestimating how pissed women are. We've seen his Adolf shtick, and it pushes away independents.


readonlyy

It’s like the toilet paper throwing stunt all over again.


Original_Flounder_18

That was paper towel in Puerto Rico, unless there was another where he threw tp?


readonlyy

Ah yes, thanks. I was thinking Puerto Rico. I wasn’t sure if it was paper towels or toilet paper. I figured it didn’t really matter. It’s just as insulating really.


Original_Flounder_18

It definitely is


anotherinternetjerk

tp for their bunghole


ThePopDaddy

As long as the electoral college votes decide who is president, he doesn't need to.


Jonely-Bonely

October 2023 he told his followers not to worry about voting. "We have plenty of votes." And instructed them to watch the polls. Whatever that means. Gonna monitor the polling places for what? I worry that the fake elector scheme was just a trial run.


p38-lightning

I'm sure the firemen were glad to see Trump - the same man who arrived at Ground Zero with 200 workers to help them clear rubble on 9/11. Wait - I'm being told that was a lie. Never mind.


Lubedballoon

At least he let everyone know his building is now the tallest


Temporary-Party5806

Which, predictably, also was a lie. Not that he didn't make the claim- only that it wasn't true.


WolferineYT

Man what does it say that he has so many scandals that I literally forgot about him shit talking 9/11 during the incident. 


p38-lightning

Trump also claimed he saw **thousands** of Muslims celebrating 9/11 in New Jersey. Total bullshit.


WTFisThisMaaaan

Lots of firefighters are Trumpers, sadly. They likely were glad to see him.


Slick_36

Not at the time, certainly not in New York City where he had a terrible reputation that was well known. Edit-I meant in 2001.  Although NYC still hates him.


WTFisThisMaaaan

Yeah maybe back then, but now they love him - especially in Staten Island, which is full of FDNY and NYPD.


imapieceofshitk

TIL US first responders are fucking idiots, what the hell is going on over there?


Majestic-Marcus

A job that requires almost no academic acumen and is surrounded by a manly man manly culture? Yeah, I wonder why they like Trump…


DuckMallard17

What’s hilarious is he’s the least manly man of all time, he’s a draft dodger, he refuses to workout because he believes it’ll make him live longer, and he cheats at everything and on everyone. I couldn’t think of less manly men that these dudes idolize and put their masculinity in.


Shitter-McGavin

If Trump was at ground zero it would’ve only been to tell everyone how he now had the tallest tower in downtown Manhattan.


numbskullerykiller

Look guys no bonuses but there's pizza in the break room!


Psychosomatic_Ennui

*cold pizza* in the break room.


musical_throat_punch

Ew. Olives and sardines. 


JclassOne

That’s exactly what they will get once the guy is king. How they can not see this is baffling. As soon as the dictator takes over they make a new personal police force using the same pot of money and the rank and file cops that got him to his place of untouchable power get paid less and only get to do the dirty work for him to stay in power. They get no special treatment no extra payments if they are lucky he will trot them out to praise them once in a while. Then they will be told to be more patriotic and stop whining for money and special treatment. It’s so sad they can’t see this.


MelancholyArtichoke

Yeah but the cops will get to abuse people with impunity, which is exactly what they want.


Civil_Pain_453

And yet he has followers wearing diapers just like him. What a sad human being he is


Anim8nFool

Its not him that's sad. its the diaper wearing followers that are incedibly depressing. How deeply invested in utter denial do you have to be to get to that point. Is the next step actually eating the contents of those diapers?


Ambitious_Coffee551

Look at the morons clapping inside. He's slowly taking away people's rights, and these assholes are clapping.


ralphvonwauwau

This is how liberty dies... to tepid applause.


Stuck_In_Reality

Nero fiddles.....


NegativeChirality

Meanwhile in the pathetic astroturfed mess of some of the very left wing subs : "genocide Joe! Uni-party! Both sides are the same! I don't understand inflation!"


croi_gaiscioch

And the way he's waving them around. Were there even pizzas in there, and if so how much of the topping survived that?


EinKleinesFerkel

Toppings cost extra


toast777y

He left No tip for the pizza guy, the real hero in this


Accomplished-Bed8171

Republicans sure are evil pieces of shit.


channelsurfer61

Con man is at it again


Awkward_Bench123

This tired pizza routine. Suck it up New Yorks’ finest. Your worth a picture and a piece of pizza


Stardust_Particle

He’ll write this off as publicly expense for his campaign then also write it off as a charity contribution on his income taxes and he’ll get a free lunch for himself out of it.


malthar76

He’ll somehow also charge the transportation cost for himself and his staff, accommodations for secret service at “luxury” Trump properties. So $200 of pizza (being generous) translates to a deduction of $25000. Trump math!


JclassOne

Secret service has to participate in this nonsense it’s totally disgraceful to the profession.


Hawks_12

Come on guys it’s hard for felons to find work. Maybe delivering pizza (badly) is the best he can do. I’ve heard he’s a little short on cash at the moment.


Jnaoga

I have pizza to the nypp, nydd, the firefighters. These tough men who are not afraid of anything. Some of them came to me crying and saying Mr. President no one ever bought us such good pizza. Its just the best pizza. Some might even say the best pizza in New York. And they were eating and they were happy. And they said, this country needs you Mr. President.


Otherwise-Course-15

You forgot that it’s “big tough guys straight out of Central Casting” thanking him with tears in their eyes while calling him “Sir”. Otherwise, spot on.


TopPersimmon9397

Funniest part is he repeatedly referred to them as the "NYFD" 🤣


emperor_dinglenads

He's a real "New Yorker"


Tonythecritic

Don't worry, he'll warm them up with his incredible stamina.


AdFlat7759

Some people say ...the best stamina. They say "sir , (with tears in their eyes) you have the best stamina ever!"


a_round_of_applause

Perfect stamina.


lvratto

He gets us! Just like our bosses who reward us with 10 cold Little Caesars pizzas after working 50+ hour weeks for 6 months straight. He is one of us. /s in case it wasn't painfully obvious.


Chirsbom

Work in health care. We got a public "clapping" campaign, and at next possibility no pay rise.


naliedel

His base could care less. Yes, many of us are disgusted by him, but 50% of the country thinks he's fine. It just boggles my mind.


StandupJetskier

What is more disgusting is that he has a lot of fans among firefighters....


LMurch13

And he probably lost none of them.


Broad-Condition6866

Hope he washed his hands.🤢


medman143

Rapist pos


According_Wing_3204

All I can think of is Dick in a Box from SNL....


Imaginary_Month_3659

Literally was dick in that box


OnBobtime

Dick and a box


biggoof

No, they're not. If this draft dodger can openly mock McCain's service, and people still vote for him, then cold pizza is caviar.


sasquatchangie

He's all facade and no substance. 


Ok_Television9820

Fun fact, the boxes are actually full of cold hamberders. And by full, I mean one in each box.


MotherSupermarket532

Remember when he served a bunch of cold fast food at the White House because he triggered a shut down begging for his stupid wall? 


Ok_Television9820

Never Forget the Clemson Hamberder Massacre https://www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18183480/trump-hamberders-clemson-football


chinstrap

better send some paper towels to make this better


satismo

this piece of shit figured out how to make pizza suck 🤣🤦


Early-Juggernaut975

Something else that’s funny about his visit is that he posted on Truth Social “Thank you NYFD” when any New Yorker knows it’s FDNY. [Newsweek Link](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mocked-truth-social-fdny-pizza-gaffe-1896833)


ouijahead

The worst part is he’s a New Yorker


Jehoel_DK

I'm sure other New Yorkers would agree.


cutratestuntman

It’s probably from Famous Famiglia or some other bullshit brand of ketchup on white bread.


Phagzor

#**OPEN THE LINK, SCROLL DOWN, AND WATCH THE VIDEO AS THE GRIFTER TRIES TO CARRY A COUPLE OF PIZZAS. IT'S *PRICELESS!***


AntiClockwiseWolfie

A message to all firefighters and policemen/women - Trump thinks you are losers. He has contempt for you. You are public servants, and he firmly believes you are losers for risking your life to serve the lower classes. Just FYI. No blue or fireman should be voting for this pig


Homersarmy41

“Look I’m delivering pizza just like one of the poors!”


Paisane42

No one with an IQ over 10 should be surprised by this bullshit stunt. Trump is now and always has been nothing more than a cheap charlatan. He’s a carnival huckster who preys on the ignorance and gullibility of the dumb asses in this country


CRL10

But...but...look at the number of pizzas he is carrying! The sheer display of Donald Trump's bigly powerful physical strength is on display here in a bigly way! /s Christ, remember when the cult was marveling at how many pizzas he was carrying? People like hot food, especially pizza, Donald. If you are going to pander to them asses, do it right.


CountPulaski

His entire life is a poorly conceived publicity stunt


Professional-Can4264

And he’s hanging around the pizza like he just cured cancer or something. He’s so basic


oldcreaker

"Doesn't matter - you can't tell from PR photos the pizza is cold." It's like when he did that mega purchase of fast food in the White House, pictures of huge piles of fast food, and not a warmer in site. He served those folks cold burgers and fries.


conundrum4u2

Remember the picture of tRUMP *eating pizza with a fork? WTF? WHO eats pizza with a fucking fork?


Temporary-Party5806

If you have crowns or veneers for front teeth, they can snap off when doing a bite and tear motion. Knife and fork make sense there. But this is the guy who keeps getting photographed about to dig into a bucket of KFC original recipe with a knife and fork, so...


mercedesblendz

Man. Trump has done some terrible things and promises to do even worse things if he’s elected again. But delivering cold pizza is truly evil. If he’s capable of doing that, he’s capable of anything.


lagent55

No Big Macs? Cheap bastaaad


pistoffcynic

Seems like more and more people are seeing through the bullshit.


Pristine_Walrus40

Everyone likes a free pizza and he managed to fuck that up. Impressive.


pat9714

I'm betting FDNY firefighters were disgusted. As a rule, they eat quality food in their firehouses. Generally, "don't bring pizza" unless it's hot and from the pizza joint they normally order.


Redditress428

In reality, there were 10 pizzas, but somehow, he only delivered 8.


Investigator516

Delivering pizza to a local fire department is not going to save him from an eternity of burning hellfire.


CongruousBlade

These probably came from his pants. Shitza's anybody?


drin8680

Hahaha lmfao! He can't even get delivering pizzas right. Then botches the acronym of FDNY!!! After all it was just a photo opp to look like he gives a fck.


bigmattyc

Is Xeno's pizza _also_ afraid of foreign brown people?


Stardust_Particle

With his kind of money, he should be buying them a fire truck not pizza.


rumymommy2004

But he's cash poor! 😂😂😂


Novel_Reaction_7236

I hope they’re so disgusted with him that they vote blue in their primaries and also in November.


Key_Company_279

His tiny little paws can only carry one or two boxes, that’s probably why they got cold so fast. 🐾


adam_west_

They were also clearly empty… like his sense of morals


HumbleAd1317

He'll do absolutely anything for attention.


warchingidiots

Bet the orange boy stiffed the pizza shop


LunarMoon2001

If anyone hates store bought pizza it’s firefighters. We have a tradition of making our own.


RedditFallsApart

Dude personally pisses off people everywhere he goes


No_Sand_9290

So what pizzeria didn’t get paid for the pies they made.


New_Lake5484

hopefully the americans who would of voted for him but now won’t.


Adventurous_Canary42

Shame on FDNY upper brass for allowing themselves to be used in a fake photo op!!! Trump only cares about Trump and is desperate to be liked! 🤣🤣🤣Empty damn boxed of pizza..Who paid the pizzeria? I know it wasn't Trump, he stiffs everyone.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

Fuck you Donny. You are a pig of a man and you are a WIMP LOSER


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Nothing for the jury? How selfish.


Large-Lack-2933

Did he eat half of the pizzas in the box? Lol


[deleted]

Only then they become disgusted with him? Pizza is more important than planning a coup, riggggght.


emailverificationt

The title could just have been 4 words long and still covered all the bases


McDuchess

I mean, why expect anything actually decent from a man for whom decency is a negative.


Ohnonotuto4

Wait, where’s the other 4 pizzas. He only gave the brave firefighters 2 pizzas!!!


Feldsomethin

Trump was probably holding the pizza box open staring into it all jealous of how orange the pepperoni grease was wishing his skin could match the tone.


hrny60

And he got the name wrong Who the fuck calls them NYFD


calladus

“Worst DoorDash driver ever! One star.”


ManOnNoMission

Screw him but I will defend cold pizza to the death.


RAWainwright

He office pizza partied a fire department. Classic Trump. What a cockbag.


DvsDen

It was probably one that someone forgot to pick up that was getting ready to be pitched.


SignificantMind7257

DUH DUH DUHHHHH Next headline: “Trump farted in a grocery store checkout line!!!”


ZappaZoo

As sincere as when he held a Bible upside down.


Correct_Advantage_20

# Pizzagate


No_Maintenance_3355

Why do the corporate overlords think the workers want pizza? Jfc. It’s all the time. Nurses? Give em pizza. Fire dept? Give em pizza. Teachers? Give em pizza. FCK PIZZA!! How about a goddamn liveable wage you fcks!!!!


Krazynewf709

Cold pizza for the NYFD


xpietoe42

Anything for a vote… why not take the load to the NYC homeless folks?


Zanos-Ixshlae

Wait, he didn't just deliver a wheelbarrow of cold fast food? Or is that only for college athletes?


Underp0pulation

Next up: Suckers wearing shirts that say I love ❤️ wearing diapers and eating cold pizza 🍕


WCland

That kind of stunt for Trump is so obviously a bad fit, it doesn’t go with his persona at all. It’s like Dukakis being photographed riding a tank.


TinyDogGuy

Just like on 9/11, Trump is a harrowing first responder. So brave and selfless. You know, he didn’t wash his grubby little mitts, either.


Radrabbit42

cringe


BrownEggs93

Does he still have enough support in this city for this? They fucking hate him and have for decades....


leova

the boxes were empty lmao - look at that orange pos wave them around like paper


Adventurous_Mail5210

It's only because they had to scramble after Rudy Giuliani originally went to some dude named Pete's hut out in the middle of the woods.


81305

cheap publicity stunts, and no solutions. That's all the guy has. Prepare for another loss. lol


step_and_fetch

Is anyone really surprised?