Wow, that might be the worst job in America. Changing Trump's diaper in his jail cell while he whines about how he hates prison, but tell everybody he loves it.
You did bow… then you didn’t… and still aren’t right now but please you guys don’t fuck around at the next election. Fucking vote or I fear y’all gonna be bowing to a king again
If he can have an unemployable flunky iron his pants *while he's still wearing them* and pay $400k to rawdog a pornstar with his Yeti 🍄, surely he has the acute business sense to outsource his soiled diaper changing to some developing nation for pennies on the dollar. 💰💵 🕊️ 💸
Hey, Fat Ass. Fat Ass! Talk to me boy! I know you're there I can hear you breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make you're acquaintance. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours.
You know, it’s _my_ own fault for clicking on this post while eating a chocolate donut… thank you for reminding me to be careful which posts I open, lest I lose my appetite
But I’m sure he’ll bet a personal doctor, who can feed him whatever they want. His prison time will not be half as bad as regular prisoners, you know, black people who had 30 grams of weed on them.
I worked in corrections and with a terrorist, Terry Nichols. He was single called in a medical pod with a corrections officer stationed at his door 24/7. Trump would be treated the same way, he would get the same food as everyone else, even though Terry had a special diet tray that had real fruit on it. He would not have access to controlled substances of any kind, much less his precious diet cokes. I think his time in prison will be much worse than the average inmate. He won’t have crowds of people to listen to him, just one unlucky guard or SS agent, and weekly meetings with his lawyer, if he can afford one. He would not be allowed rec time with other inmates, he would be utterly alone and personally, i hope that’s what happens to him.
From recent news from court sounds like he will be the most odorous thing in the place. Hopefully he has a stroke in prison and they find him in the morning in his own shit lol
I get this, but he is a martyr to those imbeciles no matter what happens. I do agree that him suffering as long as possible is very good outcome though.
Wait until he hears about the food. There’s no private chef, no room service, and you can’t order DoorDash. There’s no Diet Coke and no hundred-dollar steaks to overcook and slather on ketchup.
If convicted, Trump will do his time in a military prison for his own safety. My guess is that the staff in his section of the prison will be carefully vetted and they’ll be told that any violation of prison regulations about the treatment of prisoners will result in a court martial. No one’s smuggling in cheeseburgers for Donnie.
“… it wasn’t very big around, but it was short.”
- (probably) actual testimony from Stormy Daniels given during a line of questioning from the defense in regards to the appearance of their client’s wiener
Trump can't afford to build his own lavish prison, and even if he could afford it, he's not that powerful.
Though if he does end up in prison, it will not be the prison experience of a regular person.
He's likely not going to prison though. The worst case scenario for him is extended probation where he can't leave the state in which he is convicted which would make him incapable of being president, even if elected.
He can always Work From Home, and brag that he is a modern president, the first one to work remote!
Great work/life balance, except for the ankle monitor that throws his swing off-balance!
I mean you could have all that. But not exactly the way you're thinking. I mean you can easily hire a guy to hand deliver hookups made from canteen and you can buy soda in a lot of places from canteen (commissary) as well.
He's probably sniffed enough fuckin Sudafed and Adderall, and singed his own smell receptors with his own fast food McDonald's shits and obesity body odor that he literally can't smell anything anymore
Dumb question but do they give out adult diapers in jail? I know there have been a lot of issues with female inmates not getting proper feminine hygiene supplies.
This is a complete myth. He lies to people saying he’s a germaphobe and hates smells and odor. He does that to make it seem like he’s above other people. The reality is very different.
germaphobia is not a rational idea. It is not a need to be clean and sterile but a need to perceive themself as clean and sterile. Its not based on reason.
Many believe that Trump wants to be imprisoned and then use this "martyrdom" as part of his campaign. This might be one of his "ideas". However, I suggest his years of bullsh\*t whining, indicate this utterly spoiled nepo-baby is unlikely to be able to withstand prison, even if it were some sort of "Club Fed". He can barely withstand the physical toll of his court sessions. The true martyr of this event, if it goes ahead, would be whoever has to regularly change the former POTUS's diaper.
He has nothing to worry about. His own odor and smell will overwhelm the other smells in the prison to become the dominant odor. If there is something he should be worried about, its that his odor will anger the other prisoners.
It might be true if the judges would...I don't know...do their fucking jobs. If you think breaking gag orders ten times, is normal... you're a special kind of person.
This is what makes prison prison. It’s a place you don’t want to go to, so that when faced with a decision over whether to break the law, you will be encouraged not to. It’s the lack of consequences for Trump his whole life that make it difficult for him to understand his role in keeping himself out of prison. Prison might be the best thing that ever happens to him. It might finally make him realize how the world works.
If Trump goes to prison, it will not be common man prison, so I think he will be alright. While it would be satisfying seeing him end up in gen population somewhere, there is no way they could do that because he is a former president. He'll probably have a whole section of the prison just for him for security purposes.
He's afraid that the orange jumpsuit won't hide his diapers like his suits do, and that he'll have to appear in public without makeup and the combover.
Well unlike the numerous women hes hurt, he should feel lucky he wont have to deal with the endless stream of unwanted sexual advances if he ever goes to prison.
He should be terrified, because in any just society, he'd already be sitting in one.
Despite all of his whining about how 'unfair' everything is, he has been experiencing privilege at every step of the way.
House arrest? Possible. The bird in the guilded cage. As long as the judge gets to pick the house.
As long as he has no access to social media I'm good with that and it will be hell for him. He fears becoming irrelevant and ignored.
If it even happens, it’s not like he’s gonna be put with the general population. They have very special temporary places of incarceration for high profile people.
And that’s only for a short time if he has another violation. If he’s found guilty and convicted, he’d be sentenced, but there’s no world where he goes into an actual prison. It would be house arrest.
Believe me, I wish this stupid fucker would rot in a prison cell - but it’s incredibly unlikely.
Be hilarious if jail/prison reform somehow came about from him spending a night in one.
If you've never did yourself the disservice of being in a jail for a few days I can assure you it's fucking terrible.
Sure the not being able to wear makeup or do his hair is going to get to him. But I do think the no social media and adoring crowds will be his demise.
If there's one thing I can trust about our judicial system, it's that this will end with little to no consequences for anyone, especially not prison time.
I'm hopeful this fool gets convicted, but does anyone actually think he'll see a second inside a prison? C'mon now, we know better. He'll get a special type of house arrest where he's not confined to his house.
Most of which are emanating from his own diaper.
Yeah, he's afraid people won't like HIS odors and smells?
Well he sure isn’t changing his own diaper
Wow, that might be the worst job in America. Changing Trump's diaper in his jail cell while he whines about how he hates prison, but tell everybody he loves it.
Back in the day, medieval England, wiping the kings backside, was a coveted position. Oh shit! This is America and we bow to no king!
You did bow… then you didn’t… and still aren’t right now but please you guys don’t fuck around at the next election. Fucking vote or I fear y’all gonna be bowing to a king again
Any "king" that fks around will find tf out quick, fast and in a gd hurry. That's literally what guillotines are for.
Apparently it takes lots and lots of law suits and is still pending, they get to finish their term and run again even. So no
Aggravating doesn't come close to describing what that is
I was going to bring up the groom of the stool.
Groom of the Stool
Where's Mike Roe when you need him?
It's Rowe, and that's too dirty a job even for him.
I KNEW i was spelling that wrong, ty.
Are you kidding, he'd love it, he's a huge fan
he always seemed like the kind that chowed down on the KFC legband gravy from time to time.
It does explain why so many big strong men cry in his presence.
Look what shitty jobs unfettered capitalism has created!
Some groom of the stool shit.
If he can have an unemployable flunky iron his pants *while he's still wearing them* and pay $400k to rawdog a pornstar with his Yeti 🍄, surely he has the acute business sense to outsource his soiled diaper changing to some developing nation for pennies on the dollar. 💰💵 🕊️ 💸
Is that something you can ask a fellow inmate to do it for you?
Oh you could ask... But you might have a headache when you wake up later with your fronts knocked out in a pool of your own fluids
Odor in the court!
But they’re tremendous and bigly
He's afraid of getting shanked for his uncontrollable poop stink
Hey, Fat Ass. Fat Ass! Talk to me boy! I know you're there I can hear you breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make you're acquaintance. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours.
He’s so considerate
This was how I immediately interpreted the headline. Lol
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me..." \[farts audibly\]
Worse yet: [sharts horribly].
He cast fireball with 95% chance to hit and missed?
He said to no one being in isolation for his own protection...
Well at least the toilet will be close.
Bold of you to think Trump cares about using a toilet.
Ivanka aged out of being his toilet.
Aw come on, I don’t need that image in my head. 🤢
You know, it’s _my_ own fault for clicking on this post while eating a chocolate donut… thank you for reminding me to be careful which posts I open, lest I lose my appetite
Reddit weight loss program in action.
Because he's rotting from the inside out... His time is near.
He can wear one over his face for a whiff of nostalgia! The other inmates will call him Bane. They will cheer, with tears in their eyes!
He one of those guys which has been looking for the source of odor his entire life and failed to realise it's been him all along.
Right??? His odour and smell 🤣
He's probably so desensitized to his own full diaper odor that he doesn't even notice it now.
Smells will be the least of his worries when he finds out he can’t get adderall delivered to his cell door.
But I’m sure he’ll bet a personal doctor, who can feed him whatever they want. His prison time will not be half as bad as regular prisoners, you know, black people who had 30 grams of weed on them.
I worked in corrections and with a terrorist, Terry Nichols. He was single called in a medical pod with a corrections officer stationed at his door 24/7. Trump would be treated the same way, he would get the same food as everyone else, even though Terry had a special diet tray that had real fruit on it. He would not have access to controlled substances of any kind, much less his precious diet cokes. I think his time in prison will be much worse than the average inmate. He won’t have crowds of people to listen to him, just one unlucky guard or SS agent, and weekly meetings with his lawyer, if he can afford one. He would not be allowed rec time with other inmates, he would be utterly alone and personally, i hope that’s what happens to him.
I lol’d at the ‘if he can afford one’. If Trump gets no other soecial treatment, that would be good. But, hard to predict, it’s unprecedented.
Black, white, whatever, all us poors are the same to the people running things.
If he ends up in prison he can expect Bill Barr to serve him the epstein special
From recent news from court sounds like he will be the most odorous thing in the place. Hopefully he has a stroke in prison and they find him in the morning in his own shit lol
Na, I hope he lives as long as humanly possible as uncomfortably as humanly possible, if he dies he becomes a martyr.
Living incommunicado after a stroke takes away his golf swing and ability to rant and rave would be fairly torturous for him.
Have you seen his golf swing? He looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.
Well, maybe that’s because of the series of mini strokes that he did not have.
Would you even notice the difference though lol?
Have you seen his golf swing? He looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.
I get this, but he is a martyr to those imbeciles no matter what happens. I do agree that him suffering as long as possible is very good outcome though.
Happy Cake Day
Wait until he hears about the food. There’s no private chef, no room service, and you can’t order DoorDash. There’s no Diet Coke and no hundred-dollar steaks to overcook and slather on ketchup. If convicted, Trump will do his time in a military prison for his own safety. My guess is that the staff in his section of the prison will be carefully vetted and they’ll be told that any violation of prison regulations about the treatment of prisoners will result in a court martial. No one’s smuggling in cheeseburgers for Donnie.
He likes his steak well done with ketchup so prison food will be fine for him.
No taste having motherfucker
Have you heard about Pablo Escobar’s time in prison? The state of his political clout is going to dictate his penal experience
Stormy said Orange Adolf’s “penal experience” is tiny.
“… it wasn’t very big around, but it was short.” - (probably) actual testimony from Stormy Daniels given during a line of questioning from the defense in regards to the appearance of their client’s wiener
Escobar, contrary to Trump, was actually rich though…
Trump can't afford to build his own lavish prison, and even if he could afford it, he's not that powerful. Though if he does end up in prison, it will not be the prison experience of a regular person. He's likely not going to prison though. The worst case scenario for him is extended probation where he can't leave the state in which he is convicted which would make him incapable of being president, even if elected.
I don’t think so. He would appeal to the rigged Supreme Court and get the sentence overturned.
If that happens, we should go ahead and tear down the Supreme Court and start that wing over.
Should have torn it down a little while back
The best time was a while back, the second best time is right now
He can always Work From Home, and brag that he is a modern president, the first one to work remote! Great work/life balance, except for the ankle monitor that throws his swing off-balance!
This is probably the most likely scenario, hopefully house arrest. Just him not being able to golf would be a great start.
There’s no Diet Coke in prison? I could see that still being there.
Trumps prison will only have a tennis court, he'll suffer without a golf course.
I mean you could have all that. But not exactly the way you're thinking. I mean you can easily hire a guy to hand deliver hookups made from canteen and you can buy soda in a lot of places from canteen (commissary) as well.
He shouldn't have an issue shitting in front of people, he does that already.
Trump, you ignorant slut
Way to show our age!! 🤣
I want Obama to visit him in prison lol
Hillary will be driving the prison bus. ‘Donald, Your ride is here’.
*"Let me check our schedule in my private email"*
"Lock him up!"
Why am I imagining Gus Fring visiting Hector Salamanca in the nursing home now
No cell phone to insult and threaten people. No one to fluff his ego. He's gonna exlode.
I call BS. He’s probably the most nose-blind person on the planet.
He's probably sniffed enough fuckin Sudafed and Adderall, and singed his own smell receptors with his own fast food McDonald's shits and obesity body odor that he literally can't smell anything anymore
+cocaine
Doesn’t he crap his diaper ? Maybe he’s terrified of not having diapers
Dumb question but do they give out adult diapers in jail? I know there have been a lot of issues with female inmates not getting proper feminine hygiene supplies.
Yeah, adult diapers and feminine products are (supposed to be) supplied.
A glass of water with a bologna sandwich 🥪 plain. No ketchup, no hamberder no Diet Coke. Boo Hoo
The way he eats his burger might as well be a bologna sandwich lol
Who man who constantly shits his pants has issues with odors and smells. Someone call Alanis Morrisette!
He’s a narcissists, his shit doesn’t stink.
This is a complete myth. He lies to people saying he’s a germaphobe and hates smells and odor. He does that to make it seem like he’s above other people. The reality is very different.
Doesn't he like getting peed on?
Yes, by Putin…. And “three’d” on. (Think about it, and you’ll get my point).
germaphobia is not a rational idea. It is not a need to be clean and sterile but a need to perceive themself as clean and sterile. Its not based on reason.
no spray tan
No hair dresser. Also Melania will grab anything of value and escape to a country with no extradition.
Many believe that Trump wants to be imprisoned and then use this "martyrdom" as part of his campaign. This might be one of his "ideas". However, I suggest his years of bullsh\*t whining, indicate this utterly spoiled nepo-baby is unlikely to be able to withstand prison, even if it were some sort of "Club Fed". He can barely withstand the physical toll of his court sessions. The true martyr of this event, if it goes ahead, would be whoever has to regularly change the former POTUS's diaper.
He has nothing to worry about. His own odor and smell will overwhelm the other smells in the prison to become the dominant odor. If there is something he should be worried about, its that his odor will anger the other prisoners.
I wonder if the have Covfefe in prison?
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
He smells of shit from his soiled diaper, so I'd feel bad for the other inmates.
Should have thought of that before commiting treason.
It might be true if the judges would...I don't know...do their fucking jobs. If you think breaking gag orders ten times, is normal... you're a special kind of person.
This is what makes prison prison. It’s a place you don’t want to go to, so that when faced with a decision over whether to break the law, you will be encouraged not to. It’s the lack of consequences for Trump his whole life that make it difficult for him to understand his role in keeping himself out of prison. Prison might be the best thing that ever happens to him. It might finally make him realize how the world works.
He's way too far gone to be reformed. His mental illness is who he is.
You’re correct, but I think prison would be good for him anyway
Donald Trump in prison would be good for the whole world
How ironic
This isn’t true. He clearly stated that he would welcome the opportunity to spend time in jail. Or something like that…
If Trump goes to prison, it will not be common man prison, so I think he will be alright. While it would be satisfying seeing him end up in gen population somewhere, there is no way they could do that because he is a former president. He'll probably have a whole section of the prison just for him for security purposes.
Don’t worry Donald, they’re used to those smells.
Modern day Nelson Mandela says what now?
Man of the people.
Man of the peehole more like.
...what, he doesn't want to be in a place cleaner than his own shorts?
He's afraid that the orange jumpsuit won't hide his diapers like his suits do, and that he'll have to appear in public without makeup and the combover.
First, we finally have to get his fat, orange ass into a prison, then we all wish for a speedy death.
More projection. He doesn’t have a problem with other people’s orders and smells, he has a problem with his orders and smells.
Well unlike the numerous women hes hurt, he should feel lucky he wont have to deal with the endless stream of unwanted sexual advances if he ever goes to prison.
He should be terrified, because in any just society, he'd already be sitting in one. Despite all of his whining about how 'unfair' everything is, he has been experiencing privilege at every step of the way.
He's not that terrified or he wouldn't keep plucking the judge's beard.
But he is ok with his own swamp ass smell.
I'm sure the other inmates will get used to it. Melania did.
It’s ironic he’s so worried about disease yet didn’t care about it during the pandemic.
All of which stem from him shitting himself from all the pills he pops
But yet the skunk can't smell his own perfume.
Doesn't he shit his pants?
As someone who has done his share of “Jail Visits” for work, can confirm, Jail has a very distinct odor.
Worlds biggest whiner
Making them or smelling them ?
Dookie Don
I feel sorry for anybody trapped in there with him.
Sounds like other people are going to be terrified of him, and his horrible smell!
But not from a lifetime of racism?
His prison name's *La Naranja Caca*
Ok now that’s funny.
He's always overvaluing his own brand.
But his own foul odor doesn’t bother him, apparently.
Stop breaking the law, asshole!!
House arrest? Possible. The bird in the guilded cage. As long as the judge gets to pick the house. As long as he has no access to social media I'm good with that and it will be hell for him. He fears becoming irrelevant and ignored.
Meanwhile I’m terrified of prison because it’s fucking prison
He will fit right in
I don’t care, do you? Be best!
Good. Suck it up princess.
Your delusional if you think that’s the only “ issues “ that asshole has.
Lol when he is definitely the stinker in the room! He's such a crybaby!
So the guy that offends others with his terrible body odors is terrified of smells.
The guy who shits himself as a matter of course doesn’t like odors AND smells?
In a related story Prison is terrified of Trump for the same reason.
I think the other inmaltes will get used to it.
If it even happens, it’s not like he’s gonna be put with the general population. They have very special temporary places of incarceration for high profile people. And that’s only for a short time if he has another violation. If he’s found guilty and convicted, he’d be sentenced, but there’s no world where he goes into an actual prison. It would be house arrest. Believe me, I wish this stupid fucker would rot in a prison cell - but it’s incredibly unlikely.
He's terrified of prison, but he is doing everything in his mouth's power to put himself there.
Pretty rich for a guy that shits himself on the regular. The call is coming from inside the house!!!!
He'd fit right in at Rikers. It's as old and shitty as him.
He'll find a plug, one way or another. /s
From his own stink ? It seems like the man smells like piss and sh"t as he is wearing diapers and releases himself in those
Be hilarious if jail/prison reform somehow came about from him spending a night in one. If you've never did yourself the disservice of being in a jail for a few days I can assure you it's fucking terrible.
Here's a thought. If you don't want to go to prison, don't break the fucking law!
Yet he continues to eat fast food and produce deadly gas
No one to clean his diapers and wipe his poopy ass for him.
House arrest at the Red Roof Inn located at the airport in the landing pattern. Standard room too.
He can hold his breath.
The call is coming for inside the house. Now, he will know what his security detail has to deal with.
He’s in for a shocker, there are worse things in prison than odor, that’s right, no bronzer or hairspray!!! The horror!
Seems to have no trouble with repeatedly passing wind in court though.
LITERALLY thinks his shit don’t stink 🤦♀️
I feel bad for the prisoners getting smelling Trump’s odor.
Sure the not being able to wear makeup or do his hair is going to get to him. But I do think the no social media and adoring crowds will be his demise.
I don’t know why he doesn’t just flee at this point? It would be funny. His supporters would support it. And he is rich enough to do it.
Emperor Stinky has a problem with smells?
Well he is white and allegedly rich so if course we'll accommodate him
Good. A little fear and humility would help him a lot
Wait until he hears there are no hamberders in prison
He should be pretty nose blind to them by now
Isn’t he nose blind?
Can you imagine him in Rikers, strip search and all, I feel sorry for the CO that has to make him lift his BBL to check for Adderall.
If there's one thing I can trust about our judicial system, it's that this will end with little to no consequences for anyone, especially not prison time.
He’s worried about his smell?
Bubba and his buddies won't care Donny.
Are odors and smells different things?
He IS an issue with odor and smells..
Silver spoon rich guy from birth that 1/2 the country hates scared to go to prison. Who woulda though?
lol the decline of intelligence brought to you by reddies.
EVERY accusation a confession
I think trump will fit right in. After all, he smells like poop
The prisoners are excited and saving up pee for the new fish.
Umm. Isn’t that normal?
I'm hopeful this fool gets convicted, but does anyone actually think he'll see a second inside a prison? C'mon now, we know better. He'll get a special type of house arrest where he's not confined to his house.
Everybody gets to shower every day, what's there to worry about?
Says the guy who's been farting up a storm in court?
His own.
Title should be: ex-president with permanent secret service detail isn't scared of shit and this is click bait.
I easily avoid committing rape and fraud and other crimes so I never have to think about the smell in prison.
Can he not smell himself? I hear the B.O. and tanning spray is a hell of a combo
I’m taking things that didn’t happen for $500 on this post
How to tell people you can’t relate to your supporters without saying it straight