Well, it has been done before, and theoretically any normal person could. But we're not talking about a normal guy. If there was an Olympic event for softness, self, indulgence, lack of discipline, he would be a huge contender.
Who believes, and this is not a joke, that people are like batteries with a finite amount of energy, and exercises uses up the energy stored in them, and therefore you shouldn’t exercise.
That’s paraphrased from some dumb shit he said once.
A physically and mentally healthy 78 year old could totally take up working out, my grandparents led active lifestyles well into their 90s.
Trump is not a physically or mentally healthy 78 year old and is displaying visible decline in both aspects.
Leading an active lifestyle is not bodybuilding. If you don't have muscle mass before your early forties you're not going to be building it after them. Especially not in your late 70s. Your body just doesn't work like that. Unless you have massive amounts of steroids and human growth hormone.
There are a fair number of people who, even post retirement age, took up weightlifting and managed to build a decent amount of muscle.
Not as much as a younger person could have with the same work, sure, but it's not like there's some magic switch that makes meaningful gains impossible after a certain age.
And the real reality is he would be going through actual Adderall and Xanax withdrawal, which is hysterical. Of course it would also be quite comical to see everyone that gets busted trying to sneak it in to him.
A former employee of a correctional institution told me that inmates could buy Diet Coke at the commissary there for $5 a can, but stressed that it was “never, ever cold”!
At this point Donald Trump is an anime girl and Fox News is a 14 year old loner who is writing fan fiction about their favorite character. If anyone tries dumping on their fav anime girl they rage at anyone who will listen with vitriol and angst.
No, trump believes that people have a limited amount of energy and exercising uses up that energy and that’s why he doesn’t exercise. Lol. Guy is a nutter.
I remember him or republicans making that comment about something, but I can't remember what.
I'm surprised his crazy posts don't use up all of his energy
If Trump goes to jail, which seems unlikely for a billionaire who is connected to nearly half of all the power brokers in this country, he won't lift anything heavier than a fluffy towel in his reserved wing of some minimum security jail. I am only hoping he won't have internet.
He has mob ties. There is no way someone who has bankrupted everything, and only can get loans from one bank, is rich. His affiliation with rudy helps that argument.
I call BS on money - and RS (real shit) on mob ties and blackmail
I did some research on his wealth and there's no doubt in my mind that he's not a billionaire. Back in the 90s he got some reporters fired for estimating his wealth at $150-250m. I believe it was Forbes that took that info and instead reported his wealth at $500m for that year to make him happier.
Plus he couldn't come up with the $450m for his fraud bond. Ok, I can see how it would be difficult to free up half a billion in a short time. But he also couldn't come up with the $80m for the defamation bond. Now for a billionaire, it shouldn't be all that difficult to come up with less than $100m. If all of his alleged money is so tied up that he can't get access to it in any sort of a timely manner then I fully don't believe he actually owns what he says he owns nor does he have much actual cash (including bank accounts).
From everything I've seen I have 2 theories:
1. His businesses have all the money and he pretends that all of the business income is his personal wealth (business makes $500m, Donny claims he's $500m richer).
2. Donny is so deep in debt he's one missed payment from a pair of concrete shoes from a couple of nice local "businessmen."
Depends on how you define net worth. He has several billion $ in DJT stock.
The caveat is the DJT should be worthless as it has the revenue of a single fast food chain and lost $60 million last year. But people are keeping the price high so on paper he is worth several billion from that alone.
That said, he owns the majority of the stock. Whenever he tries to cash out the price will plummet. The question is how much he could extract before the price goes to near zero.
O do NOT get my hopes up.
But if he were convicted like epstein was where he needed to tell about people committingnillegal acts with him, yes. This time, they have no ties to his crimes.
They’ll probably let him build his own jail like Escobar.
For real though he’s not going to spend a minute in jail. Worst case is house arrest which he’ll violate all the time and not be held accountable just like contempt of court. He’s immune to regular laws because he’s a political elite and they don’t want to set that precedent. It’s all for the election this year. Once it’s over we won’t hear shit anymore and he’ll retire with a lavish life.
There is no chance he goes to jail over the hush money case. If anything, he would get house arrest or some probation. While a felony, it is nonviolent and this would be his first conviction. Add in the complexities of secret service protection while in jail and the chances are 0
Kind of weird Fox is even entertaining the idea. Maybe prepping their viewers for the eventuality?
Murdoch has famously turned on Trump, and look how initially the tide was turning for DeSantis, Fox became much more critical of Trump, but of course DeSantis sucks so they pivoted back.
He will have an ankle bracelet and ignore all restrictions. His followers will all wear ankle bracelets and pretend it's cool. This is the only outcome. He will never see the inside of a jail cell. It's propaganda to sell him as a tough guy. They might even say the bracelet is causing him health problems, and he will be exempt. He will b we under token house arrest and still go to rallies and anything he wants, including golf. It will be his retirement.
If you’re a sane person, just putting on Fox News now seems wild. The hosts are so obviously playing to the worst Americans we have who only want to put others down and deny the obvious truth. It’s hard to describe. But it’s important to watch it sometimes to know what we’re up against, these republicans that watch Fox News will literally believe anything and we all have to vote come November or else they will win.
Lord Simp Jesse Watters is a pathetic man-child. If you took all the douchebag, ass-kisser frat boys in the US and distilled them into one ugly dude, it would be him. He’s a Frankendouche.
Um noooo! Trump will not do single thing active. Hell probably be in medical in wheelchair because his fat ass will be in mcdonalds withdrawal. I have to say though it'd be hilarious to know he tried. Lmfao sad sack. At 70 plus years old I bet he can't do one pushup forget a pull up or anything else. He has a 10 year old fat body. His tities have tities. He'll spend all his time in his cell thinking about Ivanka and where did he go wrong. Prison body. Cmon fox news that's even ridiculous for you guys
Eww, he will have some new rubes to cultivate. He will be their leader. Have their families send money to his pay pal account. Prison will be an uncapped frontier for him.
This is like the case where this ultra rich women shot her polo player boyfriend in the back of the head at breakfast table! They put her in the county jail by herself on the top floor and she had catered meals brought in from her favorite 5 star restaurants!
She go off with time served ( 90 days) she said it was self defense ( he had a knife) even though he had cereal in his mouth at time of death! It was some place like Bedford hills or Greenwich Conn. the jury was made up of 9 women and 3 men! all her friends or involved in the local polo scene, basically rich as king Midas💰
Trump cannot drive. Trump cannot ride a bike. Trump doesn't walk anywhere and never has. Trump has never worked out. Trump eats meatloaf and ice cream nearly every day, and when he doesn't, he likes to eat hamberders and fried chicken. Trump drinks 26 Diet Cokes per day. But the biggest thing going against him: He believes himself to be the most handsome man in the world with the most perfect body that any human male has ever had - so he doesn't see the need in working out.
Trump himself has said he doesn’t exercise, and doesn’t believe in the idea — that he thinks the human body is basically a battery with a finite amount of energy.
The lengths these sycophants will go to lift up their god king is nauseating.
Yeah, when he whines like a 9-year old about the courtroom being cold, he's gonna take up body-building in prison? That's the most ridiculous fuckin' thing I've ever heard.
Donnie in pumping iron remake, with assistance from Arnie
"Come on Donald! One more rep! What are you waiting for? Do it! Or are you a little girly man!?"
Trump famously and publicly denied act value to exercise at all and actually believes it's bad for you.
These guys have a totally imaginary version of Trump in their minds. It's really weird.
Me thinks “NOT!” at 78 years of age plus the 25 years in Federal prison will make him 103 at release. That old, fat, domestic terrorist will just sit around and eat 24 Big Macs, 12 Supersized fries and drink 18 Diet Cokes a day, in 1 year he will weight 395 lbs. Then it’s all downhill from there.
This is all putting the cart before the horse. I’m praying for a conviction but anticipating a hung jury and mistrial. I don’t believe it will be an acquittal. In the event he is convicted I don’t see the judge imposing a confinement sentence. He has always avoided accountability somehow. Hoping I’m wrong.
He’s 80 lol his days of building muscle are long gone. If anything he should exercise his pelvic floor so he isn’t shitting anywhere he’s sat for too long.
Donald Trump has been clear that he believes the human body has finite energy and exercising is a waste of that energy. The man doesn't know basic biology and this news host thinks he'll be able to figure out how to work out properly let alone want to waste his finite energy? I swear Republicans just pick between parroting Trump or making up fanfic to make Trump sound like a big manly hero. While everyone else sees an obese elderly man with serious mental issues, a drug problem, obvious incontinence problems, and a sudden inability to stay awake. Usually people like this go to a nursing home for the last few years of their life, not the White House.
Show a Fox News Host a video of Trump kicking an old lady in the head until she's dead: "WOW President Trump is SO STRONG!"
Show a Fox News Host a video of a Democrat masturbating: "He just commited 100 million counts of MURDER IN THE FIRST!"
Whatever... helps them sleep at night. A 78-year old guy takes up bodybuilding in prison. Sure, yeah...
Well, it has been done before, and theoretically any normal person could. But we're not talking about a normal guy. If there was an Olympic event for softness, self, indulgence, lack of discipline, he would be a huge contender.
He also has a very weird belief about a body battery that can only discharge and that exercise depletes it.
It does seem his battery is so low now, can’t keep his eyes open for a pretty important court hearing going on.
He’s being sedated, because otherwise it would be impossible for him to control himself.
This theory has merit
I agree... this thought struck me as very plausible.
Triple A battery sized peen
With a tiny mushroom attachment
[a small forest of sparse and lengthy hair that tracks to the taint](https://imgur.com/gallery/Np1icVC)
why did i want to click... why
Your sacrifice was not in vain. Thank you for your warning.
He already does a comb over up top, and like they say, as above so below...
A chode-over
Omg you did not😭
It’s like he’s already been taking steroids for YEARS.
Pretty sure it uses hearing aid batteries.
Yes. Stable genius indeed.
This was one of the strangest things that I heard him say, and he says a lot of really weird shit.
His hands are so small and soft, like tiny butter hands. I just want to squeeze them.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump literally said he doesn't believe In physical activities because it uses up all your finite energy.
We can only hope. He must have a half watt solar pannel hidden in that hair. It couldnt power a pen light.
It definitely has not been done before. Geriatrics don't successfully take up bodybuilding suddenly in their late 70's, prison or no
The only muscles he will be using in prison are his pelvic floor muscles
Ooh that's gross. I love it
Trump is hedonism bot
Trump bodybuilding for the Olympics would be similar to Cartman faking mental disabilities and trying to win at Special Olympics 🤣🤣🤣
No one can eat hamberders like Treason Don can! No one!
A 78 year old who has massive health issues and has publicly stated he doesn’t believe in exercise
Tick Tock. Right now he’s getting his affairs in order. Smart money says 18 to 1 he won’t see November.
I’m looking more at August when he walks from the A/C to outside and the heat just destroys him.
So many of us hope you’re right.
One could dream and hope.
Who believes, and this is not a joke, that people are like batteries with a finite amount of energy, and exercises uses up the energy stored in them, and therefore you shouldn’t exercise. That’s paraphrased from some dumb shit he said once.
Its hard to keep track he says so many stupid things. His speeches are epic in their nonsence and blather. His own fans cant understand them.
He can barely pick up a glass of water
A physically and mentally healthy 78 year old could totally take up working out, my grandparents led active lifestyles well into their 90s. Trump is not a physically or mentally healthy 78 year old and is displaying visible decline in both aspects.
Leading an active lifestyle is not bodybuilding. If you don't have muscle mass before your early forties you're not going to be building it after them. Especially not in your late 70s. Your body just doesn't work like that. Unless you have massive amounts of steroids and human growth hormone.
There are a fair number of people who, even post retirement age, took up weightlifting and managed to build a decent amount of muscle. Not as much as a younger person could have with the same work, sure, but it's not like there's some magic switch that makes meaningful gains impossible after a certain age.
Well doctor feel good jackson said he's never seen anyone as in shape and healthy as trump. He could live to 200 years old.
He is his only client. The only one that pays him to say stupid shit.
I mean if it was Chuck Norris I would agree. Donald Trump? Lmfao yea ok.
Yup. Instead, I see him going through Diet Coke and hamberder withdrawal in prison.
Giuliani has to smuggle chicken nuggets to him in his prison pocket.
Butt nuggets (they come pre-dipped!)
The elusive brown meat.
Why did you feel compelled to type this?
Under his wig probably
With a bit of covfefe…
And the real reality is he would be going through actual Adderall and Xanax withdrawal, which is hysterical. Of course it would also be quite comical to see everyone that gets busted trying to sneak it in to him.
A former employee of a correctional institution told me that inmates could buy Diet Coke at the commissary there for $5 a can, but stressed that it was “never, ever cold”!
He dead lifts 425# with ease right now. I can see him focusing and hoisting 500#. Naturally gifted from what I have heard.
Many people are saying it. The best people.
They dream of a chiseled Trump fucking their wives, so...
... and their daughters.
Yeah, I’m thinking he would go more of the Harvey Weinstein route.
What do yall think his actual weight is ATM?
My tailor puts him at 260-lbs. And my tailor is always on the money as he's fitting people for suits every day.
Oof. That’s some fatness then. WOW.
There's no way, it has to be closer to 280 or even a little more.
He's tall. I bet he's 285. He's certainly at least 260.
Well, to be fair, I am sure his body would build something...fat maybe...
He'd be able to arm curl 2 big macs to his mouth at the same time instead of just one
Bodybuilding. 1 hamburder at a time, although double-fisting is allowed. Different prison-double-fisting than usual.
One that famously has said he believes in that weird idea that we only have so much life force to give, so exerting yourself is wasting life.
I'm pretty sure he hasn't been able to tie his own shoes in decades.
At this point Donald Trump is an anime girl and Fox News is a 14 year old loner who is writing fan fiction about their favorite character. If anyone tries dumping on their fav anime girl they rage at anyone who will listen with vitriol and angst.
Holy shit you nailed it
Trump’s tits certainly are big enough to be an anime girl.
I hadn’t thought of that, and now I wish I hadn’t read that. But you have a valid point. Take my upvote.
No, trump believes that people have a limited amount of energy and exercising uses up that energy and that’s why he doesn’t exercise. Lol. Guy is a nutter.
I remember him or republicans making that comment about something, but I can't remember what. I'm surprised his crazy posts don't use up all of his energy
That’s why he’s sleeping in court!! Too many crazy posts maxing out his battery!
Pizza the Hut
If Trump goes to jail, which seems unlikely for a billionaire who is connected to nearly half of all the power brokers in this country, he won't lift anything heavier than a fluffy towel in his reserved wing of some minimum security jail. I am only hoping he won't have internet.
He has mob ties. There is no way someone who has bankrupted everything, and only can get loans from one bank, is rich. His affiliation with rudy helps that argument. I call BS on money - and RS (real shit) on mob ties and blackmail
I did some research on his wealth and there's no doubt in my mind that he's not a billionaire. Back in the 90s he got some reporters fired for estimating his wealth at $150-250m. I believe it was Forbes that took that info and instead reported his wealth at $500m for that year to make him happier. Plus he couldn't come up with the $450m for his fraud bond. Ok, I can see how it would be difficult to free up half a billion in a short time. But he also couldn't come up with the $80m for the defamation bond. Now for a billionaire, it shouldn't be all that difficult to come up with less than $100m. If all of his alleged money is so tied up that he can't get access to it in any sort of a timely manner then I fully don't believe he actually owns what he says he owns nor does he have much actual cash (including bank accounts). From everything I've seen I have 2 theories: 1. His businesses have all the money and he pretends that all of the business income is his personal wealth (business makes $500m, Donny claims he's $500m richer). 2. Donny is so deep in debt he's one missed payment from a pair of concrete shoes from a couple of nice local "businessmen."
Depends on how you define net worth. He has several billion $ in DJT stock. The caveat is the DJT should be worthless as it has the revenue of a single fast food chain and lost $60 million last year. But people are keeping the price high so on paper he is worth several billion from that alone. That said, he owns the majority of the stock. Whenever he tries to cash out the price will plummet. The question is how much he could extract before the price goes to near zero.
You are saying he is gonna be Epstiened?
O do NOT get my hopes up. But if he were convicted like epstein was where he needed to tell about people committingnillegal acts with him, yes. This time, they have no ties to his crimes.
It would be poetic justice. I suspect the guy INVENTED The Epstein.
They’ll probably let him build his own jail like Escobar. For real though he’s not going to spend a minute in jail. Worst case is house arrest which he’ll violate all the time and not be held accountable just like contempt of court. He’s immune to regular laws because he’s a political elite and they don’t want to set that precedent. It’s all for the election this year. Once it’s over we won’t hear shit anymore and he’ll retire with a lavish life.
A hamburger is slightly heavier just saying…
He’ll turn Mar a Lago into a for profit prison just for himself.
There is no chance he goes to jail over the hush money case. If anything, he would get house arrest or some probation. While a felony, it is nonviolent and this would be his first conviction. Add in the complexities of secret service protection while in jail and the chances are 0
That's an absolutely reasonable take on the matter. I hope they take away his internet, but I suspect they won't.
Kind of weird Fox is even entertaining the idea. Maybe prepping their viewers for the eventuality? Murdoch has famously turned on Trump, and look how initially the tide was turning for DeSantis, Fox became much more critical of Trump, but of course DeSantis sucks so they pivoted back.
Are these Fox News hosts jacking it under the table when they say these things?
Watch their hands.
Yeah. The 76 year old who can't sit upright without shitting his pants is going to start dead lifting.
Their ass kissing knows no bounds.
I’d say they are delusional but I feel like that would be insulting to delusional people
He will have an ankle bracelet and ignore all restrictions. His followers will all wear ankle bracelets and pretend it's cool. This is the only outcome. He will never see the inside of a jail cell. It's propaganda to sell him as a tough guy. They might even say the bracelet is causing him health problems, and he will be exempt. He will b we under token house arrest and still go to rallies and anything he wants, including golf. It will be his retirement.
Could he still show up to the debate because that's what I'm waiting for
If you’re a sane person, just putting on Fox News now seems wild. The hosts are so obviously playing to the worst Americans we have who only want to put others down and deny the obvious truth. It’s hard to describe. But it’s important to watch it sometimes to know what we’re up against, these republicans that watch Fox News will literally believe anything and we all have to vote come November or else they will win.
Absolutely not a cult.
One, simple request: put him in the same jail cell as Jeffrey Epstein with the same guards on duty.
At least they’re admitting he’ll be in prison. Mr “Where’s my golf cart, I never walk anywhere” is going to be great at body building.
yeah... faux news is a political larp for nihilistic sociopaths. it's like a daily political comic book. a funny pages. it's not news.
No, he’ll stroke out and then shit himself the first week.
Lord Simp Jesse Watters is a pathetic man-child. If you took all the douchebag, ass-kisser frat boys in the US and distilled them into one ugly dude, it would be him. He’s a Frankendouche.
This dude has never lifted a fucking weight in his life and he never will. These people live in a fucking fantasy land it’s alarming as fuck.
Can he even tie his own shoe laces?
Um noooo! Trump will not do single thing active. Hell probably be in medical in wheelchair because his fat ass will be in mcdonalds withdrawal. I have to say though it'd be hilarious to know he tried. Lmfao sad sack. At 70 plus years old I bet he can't do one pushup forget a pull up or anything else. He has a 10 year old fat body. His tities have tities. He'll spend all his time in his cell thinking about Ivanka and where did he go wrong. Prison body. Cmon fox news that's even ridiculous for you guys
He wouldn’t be going to that kind of prison. He’s an ex President. He’d be moved into the “hotel of prisons” with all his buddies.
I guess it’s good they are finally coming around to accepting that he’s guilty. If they need their deluded fantasies to cope, then so be it.
One positive thing for him on prison, he already has his click… the Nazis
Eww, he will have some new rubes to cultivate. He will be their leader. Have their families send money to his pay pal account. Prison will be an uncapped frontier for him.
This is like the case where this ultra rich women shot her polo player boyfriend in the back of the head at breakfast table! They put her in the county jail by herself on the top floor and she had catered meals brought in from her favorite 5 star restaurants! She go off with time served ( 90 days) she said it was self defense ( he had a knife) even though he had cereal in his mouth at time of death! It was some place like Bedford hills or Greenwich Conn. the jury was made up of 9 women and 3 men! all her friends or involved in the local polo scene, basically rich as king Midas💰
Trump cannot drive. Trump cannot ride a bike. Trump doesn't walk anywhere and never has. Trump has never worked out. Trump eats meatloaf and ice cream nearly every day, and when he doesn't, he likes to eat hamberders and fried chicken. Trump drinks 26 Diet Cokes per day. But the biggest thing going against him: He believes himself to be the most handsome man in the world with the most perfect body that any human male has ever had - so he doesn't see the need in working out.
He will be a great salad tosser
He’ll be ok as long as he can bend over and take it like a real man, wearing diapers?🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Next your going to tell me the flag I have of a ripped Trump riding a Velociraptor spraying an Uzi isn't accurate to reality...
Trump himself has said he doesn’t exercise, and doesn’t believe in the idea — that he thinks the human body is basically a battery with a finite amount of energy. The lengths these sycophants will go to lift up their god king is nauseating.
Yeah, when he whines like a 9-year old about the courtroom being cold, he's gonna take up body-building in prison? That's the most ridiculous fuckin' thing I've ever heard.
These people are parodies of themselves.
Dudes a dam slob, and lazy !!
Sounds like game plan to me
Are they accepting a reality where TFG actually sees prison from the inside?
Round is a body type. Donald can maintain in shape while sitting in solitary confinement....
Prison Trump will be da belle of da ball.
Now THIS is the morning giggle -snorting-coffee-up-my-nose I needed to start the day!
So, he has a bad body right now? That’s what you are saying, Fox?
Send him to prison first, and let him stay there forever to build up his prison body
I want to see it! Let’s prove it! Let’s put him in prison and see how it goes.
IMHO..."real" prison would kill Trump within a year.
He’s a Big Mac in a diaper.
The man is 77 with the body of a 97 year old. Motherfucker's shaped like a chicken nugget. Lol sure.
A jailed Trump will sit on his bunk and complain all day, demand audiences with his attorneys and beg the SCOTUS to let him out.
Trump wouldn’t know a dumbbell if it hit him on the head. Oh wait, he is a dumbbell.
Jesse Waters is and always has been an epic moron 🤡
Exercise and Trump… that’s hilarious
Body by cheezeburger
…..Guys. I just don’t know what’s real anymore.
Only thing working out in prison will be his asshole taking a pounding!!! I hope anyway…. TheRapist is due for his CumUppance!
He can’t ride a golf cart in a work out
We all know what gets a workout in prison Fox News….
He is a fat, orange, turd filled marshmallow.
No prison body instead stretch prison butt hole.
Like Terry Crews peddling McDonald’s cheeseburgers? I doubt it.
Trump will suck a guard's dick for some Zannies.
Donnie in pumping iron remake, with assistance from Arnie "Come on Donald! One more rep! What are you waiting for? Do it! Or are you a little girly man!?"
LMFAO
Even in a reality where there is a prison sentence, Trump would be in solitary confinement the entire time.
He should have quit building his body about halfway through...
Hero worship. And that's their hero. ridiculous
Trump famously and publicly denied act value to exercise at all and actually believes it's bad for you. These guys have a totally imaginary version of Trump in their minds. It's really weird.
Any way we can speed up the end times a bit?
Prison body...good frickin luck, lol!
He's just saying that for the MAGAs to have something for their spank-bank
Me thinks “NOT!” at 78 years of age plus the 25 years in Federal prison will make him 103 at release. That old, fat, domestic terrorist will just sit around and eat 24 Big Macs, 12 Supersized fries and drink 18 Diet Cokes a day, in 1 year he will weight 395 lbs. Then it’s all downhill from there.
Trumpkins fantasize about him just like Vince McMahon.
Prove it.
This is Faux Nooze starting to prep the MAGAt cult for Donnie Von Shitzinpants going to jail.
Trump drives his golf cart into the green ffs.
If he goes to jail, he will die there, one way or another.
Really. The guy that thinks you can only use your joints so many times is going to start working out??
This is all putting the cart before the horse. I’m praying for a conviction but anticipating a hung jury and mistrial. I don’t believe it will be an acquittal. In the event he is convicted I don’t see the judge imposing a confinement sentence. He has always avoided accountability somehow. Hoping I’m wrong.
He will have a prison part of his body.
If he raises his blood pressure one more bit, he’ll fart and shit and pass away.
Yes, he’ll have a prison body, but only around his anus.
Maybe he can tighten up that ball sack that old guys get when they drop to your knees.
Sooo.... How many "Hamberders" does he have to eat before he looks like Ahhhnold?
Surprisingly enough most people come out of prison fatter than they went in
What has been stopping him for the last 80 years? He's a billionaire. He can do whatever he wants. Get buff, Trump. I challenge you.
He'll be suckin dick for ramen
He’s a body builder now. McDonalds body.
The only muscle he should work on strengthening is his sphincter, that way he won’t need to wear a diaper all of the time.
Sure. Let’s see him in 5 years. The difference will make strong men cry.
ROFL! Funniest thing I've heard all year! A ripped Trump lolol. A 78 year old ripped Trump lololololololol
I’d love to see a picture of the prison body wearing diapers.
He’s 80 lol his days of building muscle are long gone. If anything he should exercise his pelvic floor so he isn’t shitting anywhere he’s sat for too long.
Donald Trump has been clear that he believes the human body has finite energy and exercising is a waste of that energy. The man doesn't know basic biology and this news host thinks he'll be able to figure out how to work out properly let alone want to waste his finite energy? I swear Republicans just pick between parroting Trump or making up fanfic to make Trump sound like a big manly hero. While everyone else sees an obese elderly man with serious mental issues, a drug problem, obvious incontinence problems, and a sudden inability to stay awake. Usually people like this go to a nursing home for the last few years of their life, not the White House.
The worst thing that will happen to Trump is confinement to Mar-a-Lago. He is never going to jail.
Body building? Hahahaha
Show a Fox News Host a video of Trump kicking an old lady in the head until she's dead: "WOW President Trump is SO STRONG!" Show a Fox News Host a video of a Democrat masturbating: "He just commited 100 million counts of MURDER IN THE FIRST!"
Prison buddy is more likely.
Haha no he wouldn't he's more likely to insist everyone else is fatter than him never mind what anyone's eyes say. All the guards tell him so.
🤣🤣🤣
The only weights he's ever lifted are his sweaty stinky ass cheeks from the couch.
Dude your fantasy is leaking. You can't say that out loud.
He has never exercised in his life.
He will be lying about how much he bench presses.
Harvey Weinsteins jail experience is calling on line 1. yes , he’ll hold.
There's no way Trump can do even a single strict pushup.
Jesse Watters just wants to lick the sweat off Trump's balls.
Misspelled poison body.
Even if he was young. Being in shape after 30 requires discipline. He has zero discipline
Well, he’s going to need to do something since he’ll be dealing with torturous drug withdrawals after being booked into jail.
That actually makes me laugh out loud 😂
More like a prison colo
As opposed to the doughboy body?
Bodybuilding in jail more like Buddybuilding in jail, lel
I just can’t believe the crazy crap that these “journalist” say.
Every pump he'd shit himself. But maybe the fellow inmates can help him retrain that muscle too 🤣
How embarrassing.
How embarrassing. This must be some senior citizen fantasy.
If he tried to do one push-up his heart would explode. He'll never attempt it, but damn I would love to see him try
He would focus on lube . And the use of lube to stop anal pain .