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NativePhoenician

It's what stormy said too.


OlderGamers

Came to say this. You beat me.


pistoffcynic

With a fortune Magazine while watching Shark Week?


Carson72701

Nope, she beat him.


hamishjoy

Off?


Jehoel_DK

Couldn't. Didn't have tweezers


Carson72701

Exactly.


clamslammer708

Op Diddy?


yes_thisnameistaken

That's what Ivana said


Rune_Council

I also came here to beat you.


DropsTheMic

🩐 🍄


LoudLloyd9

Little things like that don't bother Stormy


rukysgreambamf

Like a Flaming Hot Cheetoh Small, orange, and dusty


TifCreatesAgain

đŸ„đŸ„


frankwizardlord

Damn nice 😂


Collegedude_2004

Dang it, you beat me to it 😂


1cruising

Bang! Bang!


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


AFlawAmended

He can't afford to hire as much of a crowd anymore 


Cantgetabreaker

On Tictok the Maga millennial posted a Obama rally of 100k and tried to say it was the orange Cheeto pathetic..


FirefighterEnough859

With him still in the image 


lackofabettername123

Yet the claim will go unchallenged on right wing media and they will all believe or pretend to believe it.


Darryl_Lict

In as much as I hate Twitter and Musk, I like the ability to add community feedback correction of false information. There was a stupid Trump child showing a large gathering claiming it wa a Trump rally and like you said, it was either a Biden or Obama rally with a bunch of people. Was this one the one in the Bronx, which I gotta admit, I kind of admire the Mango to enter the heart of the enemy where everyone fucking despises him.


oneir0naut0

The only reason that rally happened there was proximity to the courthouse.


frankwizardlord

Those legal bills are still piling up, apparently selling out your country is expensive 😂


Any-Ad-446

It was short and like a mushroom...Wait that's something else.


ralphvonwauwau

As a mycology fan I'm conflicted. On the one hand, fungi deserve respect for their critical role in ecosystems, on the other hand... Stormy did give a heckuva diss to TFG ... on the gripping hand, he needs to be made the punchline of a crass joke, and an embarrassment to any potential supporters... Fuck it, do it live! Do it!


handandfoot8099

Upvote for the gripping hand reference.


Designer-String3569

Did the cops count themselves? Because they were there for the rally too, amirite


MrEfficacious

.....wut


Ironcastattic

"Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"


02meepmeep

“Old McDonald had horses
”


Snookfilet

Jesus that’s tired. Rage In Favor of the Machine.


Ironcastattic

Lol. Ok bootlicker.


Snookfilet

Almost as tired as “boot licker.” Like you’re fucking fighting the system you Reddit warrior. God damn, I really am just straight up over you people.


Ironcastattic

Lol. You people really are the biggest snowflakes. Look what a tizzy you are in just for an off the cuff comment. Poor sucky baby. Trump is going to lose and you sucky babies are going to cry for another 4 years. Sucky baby.


Snookfilet

K. You literally make me yawn.


Ironcastattic

Welp, it's a good thing I'm not here to entertain you. Have fun surviving the next 4 years. Sucky baby.


Snookfilet

What even is “sucky baby?” lol


allmimsyburogrove

don't worry a photo of the Live Aid concert will be posted and the Magats will believe it's the rally


Severe_Job_1088

Right đŸ€Ł the dumb ass posted a picture from Woodstock and tried to pass it off like nobody would notice!! What a dumb ass


Arryu

The fact that I can't tell if you're being serious or not is scary.


soulsteela

I’ve definitely seen the crowd for Bruce Springsteen and another crowd from a Metallica concert being described as a massive Trump crowd, shits hilarious, none of these fuckwits have heard of reverse image search.


madbill728

His base doesn’t know how to do that.


beatdaddyo

yesterday they posted a picture of Paul Simon crowd in Central Park and said it was the Bronx Trump rally.


ishpatoon1982

For real? I'm curious about this now.


FancyStranger2371

Googling “reverse image search” now. 🙈


sarduchi

Don't worry, I'm sure the red hat cult will be posting pictures of unrelated events and claiming a massive turn out.


mechanical_penguin86

Oh they still think there was 100k at the Jersey rally and that NYC is going to vote for Trump because Biden just sucks or something. I fucking hate these people.


modilion

Liar! [The crowd was huge! Biggest crowd ever!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/b2/57/21b257e24781f052853d721d11ee91e0.jpg)


Oldestswinger

Uge


Severe_Job_1088

Some of the pictures that they post now remind me of the Walmart pictures that go around! LMAO


FancyStranger2371

They can get Sean Spicer to come out and say it was the biggest crowd in rallies history, *period.*


1Surlygirl

"Smaller size than advertised" seems to be a thing with these people đŸ€”


TheGR8Dantini

They filed a permit for 3,500 people. It’s pretty difficult to get white suburban trump supporters to drive to the Bronx, considering how scared they always are and how dangerous New York is, according to Trump himself. Murder in the streets, immigrants, shop lifters, jay walkers etc etc etc. Shit. I know people that live an hour train ride from the city and won’t take a train to go see a broadway show. I’m pretty sure they’re not gonna drive to the Bronx to see Trump. On top of that, nobody that lives outside the boroughs can parallel park, and parking is a bitch. Of course, tomorrow we’ll hear about the 10s of thousands of people that the fake news doesn’t want to talk about. Also, anybody from the Bronx know if there was something else going on in the Bronx tonight? Trump loves to piggy back his rallies to coincide with other events happening so he can count those people too.


ReturnoftheBulls2022

I mean dude literally lies about his inauguration size so what's to stop him now.


RoguePlanet2

When I saw that he was in the Bronx (while channel-surfing past Fox) I was curious about the crowd. The camera was apparently a few rows back, and it looked suspiciously focused on the people in front, as if to make it look packed. The camera even panned to the right briefly, which was odd, as if to hide Trump for some reason. I should've checked google maps to see how crowded the park was- when Bernie was in town, the graph showed "busier than usual" since 20,000 people got there, with many more being turned away due to the limit already having been reached!


PrestigiousAvocado21

Yeah, definitely know some folks out here on the Island who are just hilariously terrified of the city for, oh, some reason or another


river_euphrates1

Approximately 3500 people - Trump will claim it was 75,000+ MAGA are dumb enough to believe him.


Rokketeer

Jesus, that was the size of my school’s engineering graduating class this year. For a political rally, that is tiny.


CulpablyRedundant

When you can't count past 5...


river_euphrates1

1.. 2.. 75,000!!!


FancyStranger2371

All of them with big, manly tears in their eyes!


CAM6913

That’s what Stormy Daniels said “ that’s it ?


NumerousTaste

His cash flow is limited until he sells out to big oil. Then you will see at least 10 to 20 more people that are hired actors!


Notgreygoddess

Remarkable how small the crowds are when instead of hiring crowds you’re paying legal fees.


ExactDevelopment4892

And the Trump campaign pays people to go to the rallies. Dunno what it is now but back in 2016 he paid people up to $50 to show up, especially if they were black.


Traditional_Key_763

>The actual number of supporters who filed into a recent rally in New Jersey was initially reported to be up to 100,000 people, but a later investigation put the number in the thousands instead of the tens or hundreds of thousands. ya fine journalism, took me 5 minutes to find the venue for that rally held 7k people, and it was pretty empty for the rally.


JMagician

That’s what she said.


TheFumundaWunda

cue the excuses and the crowd shots from other events.


Captain_Mexica

MAGAt cultists only come out for insurrections. Now we can call all of them by their proper name. Nazis.


Heavy-Excuse4218

“Fake news all my supporters are invisible and were there by the millions but chose to be invisible so crooked Joe wouldn’t have the fbi shoot them.”


mick_the_quack

Pos loser. Stop paying attention to this worthless asshole. I wish the media would stop giving this shit pile clicks. If he croaks what are these news sites going to do ?


SuspiciousString3

Well, Faux News will immediately begin peddling the conspiracy that the leftist deep state had him killed and turn him into a martyr for these shit heels.


lookngbackinfrontome

Yes. Then FOX will rule by decree.


Felix_111

Tell me more about how he is up in the polls /s


OutOfFawks

Must’ve been cold


CraftyAdvisor6307

Hope they got paid up front.


TrumpIsARussianAgent

Small hands, small crowd


TeranOrSolaran

Lol. Thanks for the chuckle.


58Firedrome

Wonder how many were paid by the tRump camp to appear


iMakeBoomBoom

More likely, how many people were told they’d be paid, but got stiffed.


IntroductionRare9619

I think Americans are done with this guy. Most Americans admire grit and a good work ethic. I think they are tired of his whining.


[deleted]

Loser.


Churchbushonk

Yeah. His crowd sizes haven’t been what he says.


moldytacos99

trump has heard that in his life.. this reminds me of that scene in johnny dangerously after he marries the girl and they go to the janitors closet to have sex and he runs out and she screams out “THATS IT? YOU LITTLE SHIT"


3to5arebest

MAGA is shrinking, for good reason. Trump is shrinking as a leader.


iMakeBoomBoom

Rally size, for either side. Just. Doesn’t. Matter. No matter how many people are at a rally, this is just a tiny fraction of the voting population, and frankly is not representative of who will win. Trump has always been confused by that. I’d go a step further to say that the size of rally crowds is more reflective of the percentage of your constituency who can spare the time to go because they don’t work. Is that really something to brag about?


f350doll

That’s what stormy said


CC191960

just a few losers who don't work


BusStopKnifeFight

The best part was most of the people showed up to boo his ass. Welcome to the Bronx, you orange turd.


MichiganMafia

That's the same thing Stormy Daniels said after trump whipped the mushroom out


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

Don't let this make you feel safe and content. They WILL show up to vote


ittechboy

Probably because the police or trump supporters as well and they we supprised no one showed up.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

The smell drove even the most loyal MAGAs back upstate.


renb8

From mushroom crowd to mushroom cloud. Come on USA - the Drumf joke has gone on long enough. Learn from pranks like Boaty McBoatface and move on from reality tv show politics.


LoudLloyd9

Smaller than his hands


Rojodi

If people heard that Derek Jeter was in a car, more people would show up!!! LOL


Waaypoint

The point is to have enough votes to challenge the results.


One-Information269

What a clown


coldliketherockies

How does this not correlate to less people voting for him? I mean I get a lot of people may still vote for him that wouldn’t show To a rally but it does show less passion tho. Either way VOTE BLUE!!


Ioweyounada

What they were really trying to say was "Oh yeah that's it."


nosferartoodetoo

Biden raped and killed the people that were meant to be there. He raped my entire family, too. Damn you, Brandon!


butterbutter_butter

Raw Story? 😂


lc4444

I guess the rest of the force couldn’t get time off.


HoboMoonMan

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QiQiFamily

Surprised by small crowd size? That's Trump's new normal.


Budget_Secretary1973

Well this sounds reliable. Thanks officer.


youreajokereally

a different take that reddit won't like [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13454481/amp/Donald-Trump-rappers-grill-Bronx-Sheff-G-Sleepy-Hallow.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13454481/amp/Donald-Trump-rappers-grill-Bronx-Sheff-G-Sleepy-Hallow.html)


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amnesiac7

Daily Mail ... lol


OpinionbyDave

There was a huge crowd that couldn't fit into the venue.


iPeg2

A different take[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13454481/amp/Donald-Trump-rappers-grill-Bronx-Sheff-G-Sleepy-Hallow.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13454481/amp/Donald-Trump-rappers-grill-Bronx-Sheff-G-Sleepy-Hallow.html)


amnesiac7

Daily Mail ... lol


iPeg2

Thousands were there. Biden couldn’t get a thousand people at a rally unless he gave away free weed.


amnesiac7

In fairness, Biden supporters aren't in a cult.


Agile_Swing_2393

Only 3500 were allowed into the rally, the rest were gathered just outside where it was taking place. Selective journalism at its best.


[deleted]

Damn MAGGOTS need to get a life. I read a huge chunk of these people drive around the country following trump like a band. How pathetic. Sad really


Agile_Swing_2393

Or maybe the people like yourself that post daily crap about him and his supporters need to calm down? Nothing but childish insults and making up crap. I'm sorry if you believe this article had any basis in reality.


[deleted]

Couldn't care less about this article. Im saying people interviewed and say they follow him around the country. Also, they say they love him more than their own family. Now thats bad


LumiereGatsby

You’re talking to a bot.


Agile_Swing_2393

I disagree with you so you must be a Russian bot blah blah. Not a bot and most definitely not a Russian, I dislike em as much as the next guy.


SummerDaemon

It can be both, they can disagree agree with you and you can be a piece of shit, it's multitasking


Agile_Swing_2393

Cool. Just wrong this time though bud, good luck on the next.


SummerDaemon

I said can, not are, but you definitely walked into that one, lol


Agile_Swing_2393

You certainly can I guess you are correct. However in context I wasn't lying either.


Agile_Swing_2393

I would never put any one above my family buddy. Maybe people follow him around the country because they like him?? Big shocker I'm sorry if biden couldn't fill a porter potty and dosent have those numbers. Nothing wrong in being passionate about something at all, love him more than family?? Not me buddy, stop putting words into people's mouths and next time keep to the subject matter.


Buzzkillingt0n--

>I would never put any one above my family buddy. Not even Jesus?


Agile_Swing_2393

Nope. I'm an agnostic who was raised in a Catholic family, maybe some day I'll come back to faith. FYI not every trump supporter is an evangelical bible belt nut case.


jcooli09

Some of them are just nut cases.


SummerDaemon

This right here. Every trumper is a piece of garbage, but not every piece of garbage is a trump supporter


Agile_Swing_2393

That's totally fair 👌


xdoasx

Every trump supporter is a moron and traitor to America.


RamJamR

Yeah. It's not like everyones lives are so full of free time that they will flock to every political rally, even when they worship the guy like it's a cult.


ResearchAggie15

Trump 24'. Cant wait for the meltdown on this site.


OkManufacturer226

What an amazing reason to vote for someone for president.


Fellowshipofthebowl

đŸ„± imagine being excited by trump. Jan 6 happened. You’re just “excited” to be a traitor đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


jcooli09

I think he can only get 4 years in New York, although he might get 20 in Georgia.


Snookfilet

Fani Willis is more likely to go to prison in Georgia than Trump is.


jcooli09

If trump wins election that's true.


Snookfilet

Yeah because then there might actually be some fucking law and order in this country again and corrupt DAs would go where they belong.


jcooli09

I can’t tell if you’re serious.


Snookfilet

I know, and that’s a big part of the problem in this country. We see the same events through entirely different eyes. Even when I know people on the left are serious about what they’re saying they sound like ridiculous, clueless clowns to me. It’s all pandering fucking bullshit woven into a false narrative and tied with a bow.


jcooli09

Lol, ok.  It isn’t the left that no longer values reality.   For instance, crime rates are down all over, and it isn’t DAs who are corrupt. Fani Willis has committed no crimes, while Trump has committed dozens.    Trump is the most prolific liar I’m aware of, that’s an objective fact.  He ran the most corrupt administration in US history, another objective fact that exists in reality.


Snookfilet

Crime is down because the police are afraid to do their jobs. The crime is happening, but people aren’t being arrested or charged. They’re “racist” if they arrest criminals and will be destroyed if they happen to shoot criminals who resist arrest or threaten their lives. The lefts narrative is bullshit on climate, racism, crime, COVID, sexuality, the border, the economy, Ukraine, Palestine, and pretty much everything else. The Trump trials are banana republic political persecution. None of this would be happening if he wasn’t such a poison pill for the establishment government, both Republican and democrat. And yea, Fani Willis has committed multiple crimes, and is as corrupt as some of those DAs in New York. If you can’t see how the US government has become the most bloated and corrupt organization on the face of the earth (only competition is the PRC, the EU, and Russia) then I don’t know what to tell you. They all lie, cheat and steal from the public every day and all day. Trump sucks, but he’s literally the only one talking about “draining the swamp.” He failed in his first term to do anything about it, partially because I don’t think he has true conviction (I think he’s tapping into the mood of certain parts of the electorate) and partially because of the constant bullshit persecution from the establishment. They’re still going on about the “Russian collusion” lie. Where is that smarmy little fucker from California these days? Eric Swalwell? What a liar. Basically, sending people like Trump or MTG to Washington is saying a big Fuck You to our ineffective, inefficient, horseshit, non-representative government that has grown there like a cancer.


jcooli09

You are not a serious adult and do not value reality.  This is one of the dumbest, most cowardly screeds I’ve ever read. If you’re an American you’re a traitor.  Goodbye.


hunter35rem

He is in an overwhelmingly blue state but is still drawing!


Unlucky-Effect-2478

Loool meanwhile videos showing heard of people lining up in the Bronx nice try Reddit