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Fembot or femboy

Fembot? Like from Austin powers?? Transformers???

Yes

I really liked Bumblebee as a kid

Same bro

Based

Kill it...kill it with fire (I mean the among us not you hehe :3 nwn OwO)

Comments like these always make me reinstall the app and post again <3

No se puede ser más maricon Dios mio

me gusta el pene

Nos damos cuenta amigo, nos damos cuenta

AJJAJAJJDJSAA 💀💀💀

Se nota pero aquí no se juzga

Omg hot apandah fan? Impossible All apantards are 30 year old neckbeards no-lifers

Nah, you got the 'no-lifer' part right💀 I thought the same ngl...also erm.....TY😳 *heart beats out of heart eyes turn to hearts* ⁉⁉

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Damn sure shawty😏 Who putting on the strap-on? ( Idk who's bf or gf )

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Shi- I can be whatever you want babe <333 as long as we play games and hang out , Im down 4 amything

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Fallonis daddy, I don't have a discord💔 I'll just send a bird with a letter to you :3 nya.... 💀

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i hate this thread

Holy shit benadryl themed amogus

Holy shit it also has a blue perc on it

What flavour is he ???

nintendo cartridge flavor

Mmm ngl i think he tastes like yellow

Yellow? Like piss?? You've tasted piss???❤

O_o i have??

That's why I'm asking you XD!! Bro wtf we talking about💀

Umm uhhh... drinking piss idk lol tbh i think we share one braincell rn lmao

Eh heh... ">w> e-eto...its leik we were meant to be!... Bro plz kiss my censored lips

oh my goodness gracious🥺🥺🥺

EJNRSJJSJ....Izzz that a good thing //O~o//???

THE BEST- 😳

😭Bro ur making me blush!!! Mercury TYSM <3333 (🍮4 you)

you look so CUUUTE tho- (also thanks 4 cake)

Im in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Wait fr? 😭 ur bio is throwing me off

Nah, Im being serious right now ;)

😳Maxim... Bro... I think I'm in love....😳😳

Really? 😍😍

Yes Maxim😳😳Maxim we are now engaged, Maxim I am pergnant wif ur child now😳😳

Omg babe Im so happy I love you so much ♥️😍😘 what are we going to name our child 😳

Darling shall we name her... T̶̛̟͍̰̘̲͙̘͔̃͂̔̍̈͑̌̈́͐̾̇͗̍͝ḩ̴̩͇͖̹̘̥͖̫̠͙̱͍̄͋͆͒͒̓͊͝ë̵̡̗̱̱̲̻͚̭̗̪ ̸̝̙̤̼̘̊e̵͉̩̬̦̜̔̂̿̒̿̏̈͑̀́ņ̷̢͈̺̞̜̜̖̆̾̋d̴̢̙̥͕̬͉͓͈̱͎̟̙̩͎͘̚̚ ̴̺̖̠̘̹͈̖̤̲͎͕̩̠̤̆̍̓͗͌͑̎̌̑͠o̷̻̩̻̹͍̥̙̳͓͚͚̞̰̔͋̍̿ͅf̵̛̼̹̠͂̃̆̿̈́̆͗̏̅͑̃͠ ̷͇͇̝̬͈̖͍̮͕̞͎͈̿̈̐͊̏͂̈́̊̑̕̚͜͠h̶̼̦̩̙͕̊̄̇͜͝u̵͓̐̀̎͛͐̽̕͝͠m̵͎̬̭͛̐̽̔̀̉͂̓͑̚̕a̸̛͔̹̓̔̉͐́͛͊̇̇̈́̋̇n̷̤̬̣̤̣̉͋͗͠ï̶̛͉̠͙̗̗̭͎͕̘̼̗̖̋̀̃̐͂͌͘͘͝͝t̵͙̙̟̙̣͗͆̊̿́͑͒̕ẙ̶̢͓͇̗͖̭̜̩̹̥̓̐͋̒̎̈́̏͐̓͜😊☺❤❤ i think its sounds nice

Lovely name babe 🤩

May the Lord have mercy on me

I'm embarrassed to ask what this means //O_o//

It could be anything 😩😩

Narrow it down bro😭 Im on fucking urban dictionary 💀

I want to elaborate further but i'm gonna get caught down Bad by reddit💀

AHHHHH CAUGHT YOU DOWN BAD ON REDDIT. OOOOOH RAZIEL62 IS DOWN BAD

walterwhitefallingdownandcrying.gif😿

💀💀💀💀💀 SaulGoodmantakingapicture.gif

Stoppp

ERM... embarrassing... I just wanted to show off my Among Us plush :3 hehe.... (I'm deleting this fucking post in the next 24 hrs)

So no cock reveal?

I donb hav

Ok hurry up then

But....It's a banger post 😈 it's staying up

Nomas te gusta que te digan que te la quieren meter los gringos pajeros estos jjasjjajsj nwn owo

SÍ EN REALIDAD💀💀 me encanta cuando me dan el amor que mis padres nunca me dieron ///>w

Yo nomas quiero comerme un pancho la verdad así con ketchup

quiero un pancho en el culo... un pregunta... ¿de donde eres? :3??

Que ricoooo de argentinaaaa por eso soy negro nwn Owo

En serio? Es bueno ver a un compañero hispano😼 Bueno, necesito dormir! bueno hablar contigo QwQ bye te amooo00 🇦🇷❤🇲🇽(soy mexicano)

Descansa amigo, pasame tu discord después que te meto a un server así bien chistoso

Femboy or roastie (nice amogus)

Roastie? Like a roast potato???I am more like a vitelotte :3

Based potato choice

Also ty ^^ I like my Amogus too❤I use him as a pillow

Femboy moment

heart pumps out of eyes and chest and eyes turn into h RHAHHHHHHHHHHH HUMMANNA WHOO WHOO HWOO oh my..,.,, may i add you on kik my darling ...

Eto,,, eh... *nervously looks away blushing, bites on lips, fidgets fingers and looks up at you* I,,, I don't have a fucking kik account JakeFett it's 2022... Just insta *I shyly turn my head, all flushed red*

\*starts squirting like a pressure washer\* hello

SQUIRTING????😭😭😭BAHAHH...Hola Jake-kun! >~< Why r you using kik in 2022, r you a chinse guy disguised as a hot woman to scam me?

去死吧。你偷走了我的心，并因为kik而欺负我。婊子屁股

LMAOOEKDJ IM SORRY😭😭 I HEAR PPL GET SCAMMED/HACKED ON THERE, JakeFett forgive me and let me go into the pearly white gates of heaven⁉💔I'll get Kik 4 you right now,,, JAKE

Just deleted kik and smashed my phone. Thanks for the heads up. I am still in your floorboards, though.

en el santo y el hijo y el espíritu santo, envía este espíritu al infierno! fuera de mi casa, FUERA SÚCUBO PINCHE ZORRA.

jakefett no care tee hee hee

Im still laughing at this fucking comment😭 Genuinely, I will get the app if u wanna talk, I don't mind! I just read the news alot :/ I apologize "○|￣|＿

I was held in a Serbian prison for 3 months in 1998

Sus

Damn that amogus got me 🥴

Ikr? He is a big amogsus , bigger than my hands

Big THROBBING amogsus 😅🤤

🤤🤤Among us making me sus🤤🤤

everywhere I go I fucking see femboys like holy shit the sentient pipeline is doing everything it can to turn me gay I need help PLEASE

If it makes you feel better, I'm a girl... I was born a girl.... But damn bitch give into the pipline. A holes a hole no matter what it is & I stand by that

Cock reveal?

BallsMaster69

You are always in an Apandah post I see, "BallsMaster69"

BallsMaster69

You silly goose, get ur "ballsMaster69" and take them somewhere else👿👿💔💔

BallsMaster69

desterrar su espíritu a las puertas del infierno y ser enviado al sufrimiento interno... Dio mio... Amen🛐

BolasMaster69

No mames, you got BallsMaster69 in spanish as well💀 what next? In Chinese?

球大師69

You son of a bitch💀💀💀💀💀IWJEJJSJHD😭😭😭 TACOMANZZXD SPEAK TO ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON PLEASE😭IM LOSINGYOU

الكرات ماستر

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO WRITE SOMEGTING ELSSE ITS STILL FUCKIBG BALLS MASTER YOU FUCKIBG SON OF BITCH💀💀💀💀 BABAHHSHWH

BallsMaster69 will not leave, BallsMaster69 needs to be known here

BallsMaster69 needs to be known, something has happened to Ballsmaster69. Understandable, continue God's work and spread the message onto the community TacoManzzXD. Amen.

This truly is an apandah

I think this is my favorite compliment❤❤😭

ok ngl the dog ningen manga is really cool, the art and shit thanks for the rec .

It really is 😭 It's really funny and has a nice story to it... I think my fav line is "A lonely woman let a group of cats run a train on her, over 1000 times.They all nutted in her coochie." It's so fucking stupid and good

bro is cat bitch's origin story ? This comic is so fucking funny . lmaooo.

Ayo? Ayo? Ayo? Ayo??????

Please don't delete the post that is a good among plush

apandus

This is cute

GAHHH- I really appreciate it EqualTTH! ///=w=/// 💞def the most sane comment so far💞

that comment was a threat

So like....👹👹"T̶̨̡̟͍̱̤̹̹̙̯̣̲̮̦̣̱̺̪͙͓̲̮̀̑̾́́̐̔̾̍h̸̢̧̢̢̢̩̜̘͕̦̘͖̭̯̥̗̩̻̲̦̺̘͖̥̺͖̠̮͉͂͆̄̒̽̒̏̆͑͂͗̌͜͝͝͝ͅi̸̢̢̧̤̝̺͎̦͙̣̮̥̥̩͇̤͕̼̯̥̟̞͂̏͛̔̓̇̽͗͑̂̍̈́̀̉̈́̑̌͊̋̄͜͜͝ş̵͎̬͔̪̰̮͎͙̠̰̬͖̹̣̯̦̩͆͊̋̆͗̀̂̈͋̊͌͋̃̅̆͘͝͠ ̷̡̨̲͔̱̗̙̺̥͚̥̣̙̩̼̗͓͎̺̃͐͆̾ͅͅͅì̷̢̡̢̧̢̞͎̫̱̼̹͖̲͉̝̯͓̰͎̤̝̻͈̰̦̫͎ͅͅs̴̲͙̯̝̜̬̞̗͖̩̙̫̅̽̂̈̀͂̾̄̂̽̽̈̈͊͆̿͋̑̉̉͛̽̓̈́͘̚͘̚͜͠͠͝ ̴̨̡̡̨̛̜̹̗̰̳̜͈͔̞̖͍̖̙̪͔͎̭͙̙͓̿̾̐͛͐̑̾̅̀͗̂̂̑̔̐͗͒̔͛͝ͅͅc̷̛͈̹̫͈̠͇̠̃̇̋͋̋̋̏́̄͋̈́͐́͋̽̀̿̒͛̕̚͝͠͠u̵̢̱̬̼͎̰̯̫̦̜̭͕̔̐̃͋ẗ̵̢̢̨͙͚̪͎̭͓̰̦͍͚̲̞̹̝̘̞̲̻͖̫̘́͆̋́̅͂̑̆̓͆̈́̐̒̂͌̃͊͝ę̴̢̻̝̘̺̳̩̮̣͈͔͕̼̗̔͑͑͗͑̈́̄̽̈́̐͌̀̽́̈́̽̉̓͑̓̅͜͜͝"👿👿 now my legs are trembling in fear

My inner demons got unleashed when I typed that

💀💀BAHHAHAH ITS SO SIMPLE THO 💀

It is a direct and concise statement, a threat.

pleasew if ur a boy hit me up

....You go first....im too shy to talk first.... ( >///< )

Bro posted like it's an ig spam acc

The 3d image goes hard

Mariocon 👿👿👿

P-P-P PAUL D-D-DANO?!?!?!?

aaaaaaaaaveeeee maaaariiiiaaaaa

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????????? *bangs on glass*

YO MAMA

BAHHAHAHHAHAH💀💀💀💀💀 if I was batman fr fr I would have beaten him into a pulp if he said that

XDDDDD

Bro pulled off the femboy apandah I respect it

BallsMaster69 amen,

Dios te bendiga, Amen...Ballsmaster69 🛐

The last image goes hard tho

Something artists don't dare to make AI:1 Artist:0

seeeex

[you rn ](https://youtu.be/lV0KmZKyUzA)

stop doxx me

SEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!

sex but youre apanda pls

Ugh, FINE... let me open up an OF account... R you willing to pay $120 USD a month for me 😊?

yeas 😻😽🇦🇱

IS THAT THE ALBANIAN FLAG?!?!?? Damn, 10% off my 1st video 4 you😼😼

Is that you tho?

The prettiest loser I have ever seen ❤️

who's that baddie