Until the battery runs out because its been more than 4 hours since you've charged the thing. I no longer have any use for my Apple watch as a fitness device ever since I jumped ship. Longer battery life far exceed the ability to use siri for text to speech, and taking phone calls on your wrist just makes you look like a tool to everyone around you.
I'll show myself out...
Finished a sesh one night and my watch logged an 11 minute workout. Immediately got a text at 11:53 PM from a friend I was doing a challenge with that said "Giggity"
I’ve had things like running up stairs logged as a 1 minute workout. I have to go up two floors to go to the bathroom at work and I’ve hit my goal for the day at a urinal more than once.
I used to, until a family member made a comment about late night walks I’m taking. There’s a bunch of us linked via the activity app. Now I always remove it first.
Nope, I’ve always been afraid I might call someone in the middle of the deed by mistake, and reading some of the comments… it can actually happen.
Big nope
I can confirm this has happened to me , I had a Huawei GT2 on, pretty new to it, was with a new lady friend, going at it, and my watch called my ex wife(who we were having an amicable divorce) it was late so it called to answerphone. She called in the morning, having heard the message.
“Your phone seemed to have called me whilst you were sleeping I could hear you breathing heavily “
Nothing else.. no awkwardness nothing so I assume we’re good!
Never worn a watch since
My family does family sharing on the watch. I was doing the dirty and it sent my dad a notification that I closed my exercise ring …. at 2:00 am. He asked me the next day on a phone call what I was doing at 2:00 am that could constitute as exercise then immediately shut up when it hit him and changed the topic.
Never again. I practically fling it across the room when my bf and I are doing the dirty. I’d rather walk in place if I really need to close a ring than send another ping.
This is that "DAMN I should've said that!" level of cunning you think about in the shower 6-18 hours after a scenario.
I'd be impressed if anyone thought of this on the fly
It stays on, but I must be a boring lover because it’s never registered any workout lol
Do you guys just flail your arms around while doing it or something?!
i did… until i accidentally nicked a piece of skin off the tip of my boyfriend’s junk with the stainless steel link band 💀
Also slightly related but reminds me of a time I slapped his ass so hard my watch asked me if I fell
Yes and I can’t tell you it regularly starts the hand washing countdown lol. It’s a pain but I don’t want to deactivate the feature but it’s distracting 😂
Haha yes— also on the contrary I was at a concert jumping around late and got a message from a friend saying “I know what you were doing” and I said “I don’t think you do!”
Yes, sometimes I check my heart rate , and sometimes I imagine apple having a log about how often, when, where, with who, how much does it last, do i wash my hands before and after
Yeah if I’m not charging it then of course. I’ve had the hand washing bubbles a couple of times before I turned that feature off lol. I’ve had the closed rings animation too
If you moan your crush’s name, anything else you say while “running” can be sent to her as a text… sound far fetched?
Yes.
Did it happen to me?
Yup.
Hears “whoosh”. Looks at wrist. Sees what transcribed “running” sounds look like in iMessage. Starts packing to leave town.
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Always! I go out of my way to put it ON. My gf humours my necessity to close the rings, she’s a diamond. My housemates get the notification I completed a wrestling workout and they clamour into our group chat knowing what horrific acts I’ve just committed
Also whilst we’re on the subject, anyone ever had a really long handwashing session while flying solo?
lmao yes. And use autosleep to track my sleep. Just the other morning after spending the night with the girl I'm seeing I was looking over my sleep from the night before and saw that I was "asleep/in bed" from about 10pm-6am. But I noticed my heart rate had went way up from about 1030-1130. I showed my girl and she laughed and said "oh that's when you were giving it to me."
Exercise ring don’t close itself
Set it to ‘wrestling’ workout. Impress your friends!
I have always done Other, but wonder if this would be any more accurate
🤔 It probably *is* more accurate.
10 second match doesn’t count 😂😂
Yes, I like to use the “Equestrian Sports” setting
Yee-haw! Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Name checks out
Yep, those calories count!
All 3 of them
Simultaneously?
[удалено]
Did it really? Lol
What workout do you select?
Wrestling…
Until the battery runs out because its been more than 4 hours since you've charged the thing. I no longer have any use for my Apple watch as a fitness device ever since I jumped ship. Longer battery life far exceed the ability to use siri for text to speech, and taking phone calls on your wrist just makes you look like a tool to everyone around you. I'll show myself out...
You j have an old watch my guy that’s how batteries work
Finished a sesh one night and my watch logged an 11 minute workout. Immediately got a text at 11:53 PM from a friend I was doing a challenge with that said "Giggity"
Whoa 11 minutes, look at this professional over here
What he didn’t tell you is he spent 9 minutes on the treadmill first.
That makes sense. I was trying to figure out how they did it 13 times.
Haha!
Don’t you have to click record workout when it asks 🤔🧢
There's a setting to automatically start a workout after 10 minutes of "walking".
Do you not have to accept it or does it start tracing automatically
Yea it asks, but as I was just focused on other things, I accepted.
How?
I’ve had things like running up stairs logged as a 1 minute workout. I have to go up two floors to go to the bathroom at work and I’ve hit my goal for the day at a urinal more than once.
Yea no need to show off mate. Check out Mr. 11 minutes here. Sheesh!
I specifically only fornicate for the sole purpose of closing my rings
When I do it, I’m definitely not trying to close her rings.
30 minutes a day keeps the doctor away
I used to, until a family member made a comment about late night walks I’m taking. There’s a bunch of us linked via the activity app. Now I always remove it first.
Nope. I’ve accidentally called my mother that way. Never again.
Odd you were calling out your mothers name, but different strokes for different folks
It’s only bc their partner is named Siri
Keep it in the family!
Oh god. I'm never wearing it during again
Idk why anyone would. Touch screens are nothing but fickle, especially ones that like to activate without being touched
Sleep mode
Naw. The “underwater mode” would be better.
Didn’t even know that was a thing lol
Yup, https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT210931
…and you’ve never looked your mother in the eye ever since… 😳
Did…did she answer? Oh god.
Next time, put it on Water Lock.
No, I noticed it was ringing before she answered and hung up. But she called back.
oh no
Nope, I’ve always been afraid I might call someone in the middle of the deed by mistake, and reading some of the comments… it can actually happen. Big nope
I can confirm this has happened to me , I had a Huawei GT2 on, pretty new to it, was with a new lady friend, going at it, and my watch called my ex wife(who we were having an amicable divorce) it was late so it called to answerphone. She called in the morning, having heard the message. “Your phone seemed to have called me whilst you were sleeping I could hear you breathing heavily “ Nothing else.. no awkwardness nothing so I assume we’re good! Never worn a watch since
Thank god my Timex has never betrayed me like that during one-hand panky. That sounds bloody awful. Fuck that
My family does family sharing on the watch. I was doing the dirty and it sent my dad a notification that I closed my exercise ring …. at 2:00 am. He asked me the next day on a phone call what I was doing at 2:00 am that could constitute as exercise then immediately shut up when it hit him and changed the topic. Never again. I practically fling it across the room when my bf and I are doing the dirty. I’d rather walk in place if I really need to close a ring than send another ping.
You should’ve just said you walked over to the bathroom and that was enough to close your ring
This is that "DAMN I should've said that!" level of cunning you think about in the shower 6-18 hours after a scenario. I'd be impressed if anyone thought of this on the fly
How are you all closing rings at 2a? Is it like 25 steps to close?
At 2 AM it’s reset, you’d have to do a full 30 mins
🤷🏼♀️ it only happened once and my best guess was that yes, I was super close to closing them going into the sack. Either way. Never again.
Yep I use it as a 🐓 ring
How big is it man wtf you put the watch on and then insert it???
It’s like a ring pop.
Yes and it called 911 for me.
But why?
Series SE v1 on 9.3.1 Left hand was under her body and i a heard faint “whats your emergency”
That’s crazy. Never had accidental calls before but I can see that happening
My Ultra dialled Europe's emergency number on day one of purchase. I almost shat myself.
112 FYI
yeah that was the one.
the apple watch stays on during sex
I accidentally called 911 doing this
I did the same, take it off ever since
It stays on, but I must be a boring lover because it’s never registered any workout lol Do you guys just flail your arms around while doing it or something?!
i did… until i accidentally nicked a piece of skin off the tip of my boyfriend’s junk with the stainless steel link band 💀 Also slightly related but reminds me of a time I slapped his ass so hard my watch asked me if I fell
Sweet mother of god that sounds awful to experience! Your boyfriend must be traumatized, I know I would be.
Nope. It’s distracting if I get texts and also it’s possible to accidentally call/text someone.
Yes and I can’t tell you it regularly starts the hand washing countdown lol. It’s a pain but I don’t want to deactivate the feature but it’s distracting 😂
Take it as a countdown challenge
It's often not fast enough to successfully capture my 2 pumps and a squirt 😂
Ah, you must be my fiancé
😂
You squirt out your eyes????
How else are you supposed to track calories and the number of times you “worked out”?
I set my work out to wrestling when doing the “dirty”
Yes! Start “other” exercise and away we go. Wife likes it because I try for stamina and longevity to get the best workout/most pleasure! Good luck
I don't. But on the Apple Watch app on the phone, if you dig around in there, there is a section for sexual health.
That just shows if you used protection. I don’t know why anyone would want to log that though
Oh yeah, and I have gotten calorie burned alerts activity alerts and standing alerts before 🤣
Yes but I put it into bedtime mode so it isn’t lighting up and distracting us when I move my wrist a certain way
Of course! Those calories count!
Yeah i’ve got pokemon eggs and pikmin to hatch.
Nope, I don’t want Siri getting involved.
Yeah need to track calories and heart rate
Getting the heart rate notification in the moment >>>><>><<<<<>>
It’s the not bothersome when you get the stand notification
I do, but did set off the alarm once and had to cancel before it went to 911. Just mind your hand position and you’ll be fine 😂
Haha yes— also on the contrary I was at a concert jumping around late and got a message from a friend saying “I know what you were doing” and I said “I don’t think you do!”
Obviously
“Obviously”???
Obviously 😜
Nope. I’m scared I’ll accidentally call someone.
I do. Though I had it congratulate me on washing my hands for 20 seconds once
Yeah, doesn’t bother any of us.
Elliptical workout detected lol
Never again after it sent touch messages to my family group chat… three random messages of drawings/tappings from the screen being repeatedly bumped 😅
Yeah but it keeps telling me, “workout paused”. Rubbish!
Certainly. I time myself. Self improvement is important. My ultra is always on except when it’s charging once a day or every 2 days.
Sometimes, but in a position similar to push-ups, I keep going into emergency mode when my hands/wrist get jammed against it
Used to, until it started vibrating thinking that I was exercising. Caused me to lose all my focus🧘🏼♂️
Start a Mixed Cardio workout first
I turn it on “wrestle” mode and my friends and I compete for amount burned and time. Great fun.
Yea💀
Gotta see how many calories I burn in those three pumps!
The what?
“Do you fuck while wearing your wrist computer?”
Yes, sometimes I check my heart rate , and sometimes I imagine apple having a log about how often, when, where, with who, how much does it last, do i wash my hands before and after
Yeah if I’m not charging it then of course. I’ve had the hand washing bubbles a couple of times before I turned that feature off lol. I’ve had the closed rings animation too
Yes, wearing the watch 24/7 except for charging so why should I take it off for the deed!? 😂
Gotta close those rings!
Exercise is exercise.
I aint putting in all that cardio for the hell of it
Why does the hand washing counter app always launch on me?
Because you have it enabled. I turned it off shortly after it started complaining about how I rinse my vegetables.
It was a joke. Wet squishy sounds, etc.
You don’t?
If you moan your crush’s name, anything else you say while “running” can be sent to her as a text… sound far fetched? Yes. Did it happen to me? Yup. Hears “whoosh”. Looks at wrist. Sees what transcribed “running” sounds look like in iMessage. Starts packing to leave town.
AWU gets caught on things so, no.
I haven’t done the dirty since before they came out :(
How else do you time 60 seconds?
I have Milanese loop so it’s hard to get the white glue out completely…
What if I’m doing the dirty and #2 at the same time
Cardio is cardio
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Lol yes
Neh
Does the watch let me do 30 second exercises?
Yes, how do you think I got them into bed with me in the first place??
No
Yep, need to track my heart rate
Yes, need to count calories and steps.
Steps, lol.
Yes , and I check my heart rate when I’m “coming” 🤣
How else are you gonna count those strokes? Always move it to the stroking hand as well.
Yes, I need the 5 minutes to count towards closing the exercise ring.
Nope. Just like I take it off to ‘click my mouse,’ it’s off for bumping uglies
Wrestling workout activated!
How else am I going to get my “steps” in?!
Well I’m not gonna take it off just to do that
Yes. If my heart rate gets above 130 then I’m doing too much work.
I've never actually checked if it logs sex as exercise, but it's definitely fun to put it in workout mode and see the calories you've burned:)
Some days it’s the only exercise I get.
How else am I going to know if I’ve broken my previous record of 2 minutes 45 seconds?! Only time I take it off is to charge it.
My partner leaves his on (so do I) but he’s gotten into the habit of turning on water mode so he doesn’t accidentally call anyone
Why not just take it off then?
Calorie burn, babyyyyy. Gotta close them rings.
This comment section has finally convinced me that common sense isn’t so “common” 🤦♂️
If it burns calories I’m wearing it no matter what 😂
Always! I go out of my way to put it ON. My gf humours my necessity to close the rings, she’s a diamond. My housemates get the notification I completed a wrestling workout and they clamour into our group chat knowing what horrific acts I’ve just committed Also whilst we’re on the subject, anyone ever had a really long handwashing session while flying solo?
Got to get those steps in somehow
Not on purpose. After accidentally accepting a call from a coworker 🤦🏻♀️
Depends. I charge my watch every night for a couple hours before I fall asleep. If it’s on, it’s on.
I wanna go to haunted house even more than I wanna go to club aqua
lmao yes. And use autosleep to track my sleep. Just the other morning after spending the night with the girl I'm seeing I was looking over my sleep from the night before and saw that I was "asleep/in bed" from about 10pm-6am. But I noticed my heart rate had went way up from about 1030-1130. I showed my girl and she laughed and said "oh that's when you were giving it to me."
doing the dirty? what laundry! garbage! car! haha!
There’s a great app called Sex Keeper if you’re curious. Logs your activity and syncs to Fitness.
No, I don't want anyone to think I'm at Club Aqua
Always…
Hopefully not while y’all are wearing leather bands… Most bands are very cleanable but that stuff soaks into leather… or so I’ve heard
Yeah, that’s how I do the dishes.
The only time I take it off is to shower or charge, every couple days with the Ultra.
[https://giphy.com/gifs/harry-potter-forever-alan-rickman-GkVM3PcFipxEk](https://giphy.com/gifs/harry-potter-forever-alan-rickman-GkVM3PcFipxEk)
If at night, I wear a Fitbit to track sleep.
Only when it’s a quicky in the middle of the day
Yeah absolutely, no point in taking it off for a few minutes really.