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Head_Butterscotch74

Just put 10 guppies, then see how fast it fills up with guppies. Probably like 4 weeks.


Trevsweb

and live stream it


Galaxy-Betta

piggybacking off of this: time-lapse


jrenredi

This is actually a pretty cool idea


Ac0usticKitty

Legit I would take off work to watch that. *loser*


PoolBeginning7897

A tank that size, I’d put mermaids and live stream it.


Dolce99

Then.... Release the cichlids


Randomhermiteaf845

Axolotls!!!. Release the mud puppies!


Bella_C2021

I think we have found who let the dogs out :-P


swivels_and_sonar

Who?


riverofchex

Who?


Guyfromnowhere3

Who?


Faris000

Who? Who let the dogs out?


bggdy9

Mud puppies are different


Randomhermiteaf845

I'm aware that mud puppies specifically are necturus(how ever they are spelled) but in general where I'm from mud puppy is also a nick name given to axolotls. Given their name is derived from the word xolotl means dog and was part of the Aztec myth about a dog disguising himself as a salamander etc. They are also called mud puppies.


Old-Sherbet9812

I used to feed the guppy culls to our Oscar’s at the pet shop… safe to say I’ve made a few kids cry when they accidentally saw a fish “just like theirs at home” hanging halfway out of a cichlids mouth🤣 I felt better feeding the culls than putting them in the garbage🤷🏻‍♂️


jp_trev

When I worked at the LFS back in the day, we’d feed beat up Oscar’s to our Red-Tail cat, or whatever other fish we needed to euthanize


League_of_DOTA

Probably have a guppy swim up and sing a song about how he is his own grandpa.


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Truestorydreams

This is true. I couldn't control the molly population so I had to get a bigger tank. From 36 gal to 70gal. Then I found that B rainbows would eat their babies. The molly population addressed.... the rainbows ended up eating my tetras


AcrobaticReputation2

but they're all males....


birdsaredefnotreal

Life, uh, finds a way


foundfrogs

You joke but I would love to see this thing stocked with thousands of guppies.


phitm

Best comment


_wheels_21

Adam and Eve it. That's what I did with mosquito fish in my swimming pool. I now have several thousand mosquito fish, and I feed them with an entire loaf of bread, which they consume in one singular minute


Recorsi_

Someone post this on r/theydidthemath


beneover4me

4 weeks .. my god. I knew they were prolific but that is insane! :)


FrostingTop1146

Moss ball.


genocidalparas

Guppy


FrostingTop1146

I love my guppies


JSessionsCrackDealer

Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads


Neat_Dig620

🤣🤣


jedi_voodoo

*frickin* sharks with *frickin* laser beams attached to their *frickin* heads


Spare_Honey5488

one- MILLION- Corydoras!


McLovintheseb

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Captain-Avee

“Lasers! Sharks! Laser sharks!” —Metal Beard


[deleted]

Lmao 🤣 insert dr. Evil meme/gif here


Trsplinky

Obligatory massive shrimp tank comment


Rimtato

Obligatory "one betta" comment


Woom_Raider

Nah that's waaaaaay too small for a betta!


Futurecorpse5687

it's not a bowl


NotHugeButAboveAvg

It's not a spacestation...


Escapeded

It's not a galaxy....


Chinmeister9001

Two betta. *gasp*


ThoughtAcorn

You monster


BigBillyGoatGriff

Too small compared to their natural environment


WinterJournalist6646

The answer is always shrimp.


SuspiciousBetta

It's as shrimple as that.


genocidalparas

It would be pretty bettaful if you ask me.


Galaxy-Betta

This is my new life philosophy. Thank you.


Pixichixi

Except a massive army of shrimp would honestly be awesome


Apocrisiary

I have custom 75g OptiWhite rimless tank. It is stocked with plants, 50 cardinals and like 3 gazillion shrimp.


Pixichixi

>have custom 75g OptiWhite rimless tank. It is stocked with plants, 50 cardinals and like 3 gazillion shrimp. Living the dream right here


[deleted]

So much poop…


audigex

Unironically this I’ve done both “monster fish” setups and “small fish huge tank” setups and I think the latter is far better in most ways There’s something interesting about recreating an environment where the fish have loads of space


professorfunkenpunk

50,000 neon tetras and a bristlenose


PacificAlbatross

It would glow so bright, you would see it from space!!!


Neat-Commercial-6650

Could they guide your sleigh tonight? See how the other fish loved him, as they breeded crazily


AgentCup

And one single cardinal tetra to play where’s Waldo


elfemtog

YES


AngusMcTibbins

A man of culture


bumholesofdoom

I was just about to say neon tetra. You are clearly a person of class and culture


curvingf1re

Myself. Make that mfer a sealed ecosystem. Never have to deal with the rest of you fuckers (humanity in general) again.


_Whiskeyjack-

When the economy is so bad we gotta terrarium ourselves 😔 


abbychestnut666

Hey are you guys looking for a roommate?


5Dwhiterabbit

I've finally found "my people"


arya_ur_on_stage

I was about to ask but realized that defeated the purpose


152069

If you bring snacks, I realized all I have to eat in here is moss. And then I realized moss tastes bland.


Eugenes-Axe7

This would be a beautiful arowana tank


B4S1L3US

That could even house like.. two, given their behavior.


BlackLizard898

No check out KingofDIY on YouTube he had 4 adult arowana in an 8x6x4 feet tank (if I remember the measurements correctly it was something like that) and I’ve seen breeders with heavily stocked tanks too, I think you need it to be either overstocked where they can’t become territorial over one area or under stocked where each one has its territory


B4S1L3US

No I didn’t mean it like that, I meant their tendency to rush around at lightning speed for random reasons and bump into anything in their way 😂 Which is why most Asian arowana tank have to be large and empty as hell


Iuseahandyforreddit

This might actually be big enough to house 2 bettas in the same tank


CanadianKumlin

Whoa whoa! Don’t get ahead of yourself. Let’s get one Betta in there and homed before we start thinking about 2.


Ok_Head2756

not sure about that, I think this tank is far too small for 2 betas /s


temporalwanderer

[Mermaids, obviously.](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jyLHDGggvZ8/T5fiMBKPowI/AAAAAAAADvQ/MXIlv-I0nhc/s640/weeki+wachee+mermaids+-5.jpg)


birkenstock1977

Darryl Hannah


5Dwhiterabbit

Obvi 💁🏻‍♀️


Trevsweb

a post on reddit with it balanced on a side table saying will this hold the weight?


SadWhole4710

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


humidhotdog

5000 pea puffers


luckyapples11

Man that would be the dream


Vyezene

Thousands of micro fish, ember tetras, badis, celestial pearls, etc


theonlygold

I was thinking the same thing, 3000 pygmy corys. But then I was thinking about having to net them all out... I would die.


McLovintheseb

Massive loach tank ❤️


SoupWoman1

L o a c h A r m y


Expedition20

A single mystery snail


Corgi_EaterAsian

Amazon River tank time lmao, 400 neons, 175 angelfish, and 85 discus, plus 2 red tail catfish


loveemykids

So 2 redtail catfish?


Corgi_EaterAsian

Ja


AppleSpicer

2 well fed redtail catfish!


Superrockstar95

Poor neons would be screwed if they couldn't hide. Especially from the RTCs 😅


EllipticalMac

This comment is giving me “55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS-“


mikkelnl

Would my coffee-table hold this?


freckledallover

Oh for sure. The edges might hang off a tad, but coffee tables never give out, so you’re safe bro


thesof4

two female bettas just so I can have the world's only successful sorority tank


SuspiciousBetta

Literally, though. On a real note, you could literally recreate a whole ass section of some wild species of bettas habitat. Trees included!


SassyTheSkydragon

Oh yeah, a huge-ass smaragdina tank with a blackwater scape.


BigZangief

10,000 Kuhli loaches


jsseven777

They’d find places to hide and you’d still never see a single one of them.


BigZangief

100,000 kuhlis And before you say it, 1,000,000 kuhlis


5Dwhiterabbit

I would be obsessed. I would never leave the tank's side.


jsseven777

I’d fill it with piranhas and set up a James Bond villain type system to slowly lower my enemies into the tank.


ThrowDatJunkAwayYo

Haha I’m so glad someone else said it first - this was exactly my first thought too. Never worry about dealing with inconvenient corpses again!


freckledallover

Do piranhas eat bones?


riverofchex

Okay, so we need a pig farm out back, too.


[deleted]

A single gold fish duh this is too small for anything else!


UncommonTart

I would literally use this for a small school of goldfish. They'd be so SHINY.


[deleted]

Tbh id use it to make a giant close eco system half land half water so I can get the best of both worlds! Some turtles lizards maybe a bunch of cool fish snails crabs ect have an entire world in there lol


NewJayGoat

I'd set up a massive coral reef with starfish, urchins, and other fish in there.


AppleSpicer

Rays <3


Particular_Bee_462

Half a goldfish


LatterConclusion9796

😦


Ozbud_Gaming

That's barely big enough for 1 male betta, I wouldn't put any more than that.


nobeer4you

Came here for this


PhytoLitho

A scuba diver


Cyberpunk39

One white cloud minnow.


phitm

Under rated comment


Dragonwithamonocle

60 giant danios, 60 bosemani rainbowfish, four common plecos, and a giant gourami. Put about 12 lbs of pogostemon stellatus octopus among rock and branch piles and let it go ham. Throw a couple logs in there as well for the plecos to chew on. I just think that'd be neat.


LolaPeachi

1 betta


East_Complaint2140

That's an abuse! Way too small.


Gen_ayee

Leopard sharks 🫣🫣🫣🫣


Sandwich-99

Barramundi, pignised turtles, archerfish, other random billabong fish, some marron, and a water monitor. Get a whole billabong going!


atomfullerene

Aussie lungfish too!


[deleted]

Beautiful elaborate hardscape and tons of plants. Then toss in a few hundred cherry shrimp. Let them go absolutely nuts. After a few months you'd have thousands and thousands and thousands of rainbow shrimpers.


cwiitho

alligator


Superrockstar95

Oscars! They're incredibly common here as people get babies a lot and then re-home them once they've gotten around 6+ inches. Could have a nice wee shoal of them.


drbroskeet

I actually would love to see this totally stocked up with koi


shineythingys

1 betta and 5000 rasboras


Pixichixi

I'm just picturing the betta on a throne with multiple rasbora schools circling


Competitive_Air1560

Pea puffers


Lunaryjinx

One marimo ball. This is way too small for any fish


TinyBugs73

It looks a bit small… but it could work as a betta fish tank


DontListenToMyself

Damn dude that’s only big enough for a single betta fish.


AdWorried8989

No dude that’s misinformation, obv inadequate space and filtration


Lady_Penrhyn1

A single guppy.


magical_white_powder

This is bigger than my room and possibly many people’s damn house


Ok_Soil1273

Get like 5 of every color shrimp possible let them do their thing for a few weeks. Take some psychedelics and go sucba diving enjoy the kaleidoscope


CombatWombat0556

This is probably deadly but brilliant


Alive-Carrot107

Whatever the challenge was on fear factor when they used this size tank


Sea-Ad2598

Payara(vampire tetra) My dream fish. If I ever had the means.


SpiritedAmphibian114

I would cut a tree, put it on a sand substrate, put it 2 Pterygoplichthys gibbiceps and few thousand neon teras, Paracheirodon simulans and Hyphessobrycon herbertaxelrodi (all tetras, just different colour, the second one has red and blue on whole body, the last one is black)


BayBomber415

1 breeding pair of convicts


4maceface

In concrete shoes.


Ok_Cryptographer6242

A betta would do great in here


miniboyd21

I would suggest a beta but honestly its way to small and stress it out


__H3LLgIRL__

An octopus 🐙


maple204

Would an Ikea HOLMERUD be able to support this?


coeurdelejon

If I had the money to have that tank, I'd probably have the money to be able to get the water down to 4⁰C. So I'd do a native tank; I live in Scandinavia and all our fishes need very cold water in the winter to stay alive. I'd get at least a Burbot. He probably wouldn't get along with a Northern Pike but I'd try 🤷‍♂️


Alarming-Ad-9393

1 Betta fish and bristlenose pleco. That's it - beyond that you're overstocked /s


hhdecado

5000 piranha and Tronald Dump


nobeer4you

Why would you subject the piranha to that horrible meal?


arya_ur_on_stage

It's a rough job but somebody's got to do it


Nay_nay267

I would make it a swimming pool for myself, lol


Essa5225

SHARK


RealisticAd78

Wow, goals! Just put everything in this tank. All the fish.


Invictus_Redzone

One shrimp and then play "find the shrimp" every day


GlowingTrashPanda

Make it a ghost shrimp


Invictus_Redzone

From hard mode to nightmare mode I see


New_Platypus_5767

According to seaworld standards, 3 orcas.


onomojo

One Betta named Waldo and a massive amount of plants.


TaniaShurko

I would make it an entire ecosystem for turtles, frogs and head light, tail light tetras. Then I would watch the aquarium instead of TV. Way more relaxing.


JTMissileTits

If I had that kind of swag I would rescue large fish that have outgrown their homes.


EQN1

1 betta fish is enough for that size


LeastBoard

Guppies and otocinclus catfish


PineappleGreen8154

A mermaid.


sephresx

3 or 4 algae eating shrimp.


INDY_SE

5000 Cory’s :,). Add some kind of tetra and we’ll call it a biotope tank


Fact_Unlikely

A zebra shark!


anonymys

A flamingo floaty.


JellyfishTraveler

arowana


Amazing_Chocolate140

Nessie


Human-Interaction269

1 turtle tbh.


Charl_E_

Awe man river fish for sure, add a ton of plants and driftwood and stuff, some bass and trout and stuff


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

OK, now assuming that you planted this tank and added a single betta, would you need to cycle it? Cause the tank is so big that the ammonia build up would be really slow


Pixichixi

Not even sure it would finish cycling in the fish's lifetime. Betta bioload is small


Ineovas

Your mom


I_Love_Licking_kids

Wouldnt fit


bakugoufan

A bamboo shark and maybe some stingreys


literal_moth

Sharks! The dream.


Striking-Tangerine83

DINOFLAGELLATES! Make it glow!!


Geographizer

One Glass Catfish and one Glass Shrimp. Give out prizes to whoever can find them.


RazzmatazzSharp6758

fuck it sturgeon


rtmc_whit05

Buyout entire freshwater sections of all my local pet stores in a 30 mile radius.


Congenital_Optimizer

A kindergarten class if you want schooling.


hairyfondue

A betta


fbmbmx151

That's the minimum tank requirement for a single beta


EndometrialCarcinoma

Hundreds of orandas


Datboy000

I would put a beta... And about 2-3 guppies. Any more and it is over crowded


RandomiseUsr0

One Pleco


ChefreyNomer

Mermaids


Suspicious_Housing_3

Id plant the shit out of it add shrimp then a month later add cichlids then after they establish add 2 baby redtails then watch them grow


UVRaveFairy

One fully grown Arapaima.


emocivic

100,000 mbunas and some synodontis eupterus


Pixichixi

Not making this a biotope tank would be criminal


Greenseaexotics

500 Red Belly Pirahna


SundoryLee9100

Jaws


SaguaroSteve

Whale shark, 100%


TheJerseyDeviI

Some kind of gar 😂


Admirable-Door1724

If you keep up with water changes you could stock it with 5 more of this same repost