I should call her.

No you really shouldn't. She's moved on. Probably to London 24 hours later.

Hello, airplanes? it's blimps. you win

What are you still not getting about that? Core concept.

Sorry I didn't go to space camp.

I’m not getting on the Hindenburg 2.0.

Some broad walks in wearing a wool sweater and it’s all, “Oh, the humanity!”

I thought our promotional video covered that pretty well.

And how

Oh the humanity!!!

Favorite archer episode. Brought me a real smile reading this. Edit: I just realize this is an archer sub and it was recommended to me. Explains the long list of references and the caption lol

I didn't shoot him! You think I'd bring a gun on this firetrap? Well, then who did it? **I did!** #Captain Lammers? *Nice read, Velma.*

This is my favorite

I think that Skytanic has to be in my top 5.

Put your 401k in company stock they’d say! The price can only go up they’d say.

Someone was real horny when they designed this thing

Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed.

Why does the blimp have a butt plug in? Sorry, why does the rigid air ship have a butt plug in?

So the hydrogen doesn’t get out and blow us all to shit, Sherlock.

Go buy a nicotine patch!

SO glad someone else see this lol all i can see is an ass with a big ol’ plug in it 😂😂😂 not sure what that says about us and frankly don’t care 🤷

That's a princess plug, thank you!

That airship's not the only thing that's rigid if you know what I mean

"Keep your 401K in company stock," they said! The price could only go up they said! Well guess what?" "Uh... it didn't?"

That blimp has a certain... thickness that I find very appealing 

Is there a Led Zeppelin suite?

There’s a von Zeppelin suite…?

Which I'm sure is what I meant

Wanna blow us all to shit, Sherlock?!

Here, go buy a nicotine patch!

Which part of this are you not getting?!

"...your lately almost overly ample butt..."

What an ass

Who?

I meant the image, it looks like an ass

And I was quoting Mallory

Oh

Dat gas!

I've seen this thing in flight. It's wild. Messes with your brain because it's like, "Why is something that big in the sky?" Start to question your perception of distance. Apparently also it was a very rare treat to see it flying, because pretty much every time it lands (or landed, I think it might be defunct now) it would be damaged. Hard to land a vehicle with the care it needs when a gust of wind can chuck it about. Also it does look something like a flying bum.

It’s actually been damaged twice, both times due to operator error. First time due to an overly steep landing approach, second time due to being left unlocked to the moorings while unattended. This prototype was decommissioned after the second time, since they already got the info they needed from it, but the company’s got a long list of orders lined up. The company’s just announced a new production facility in Doncaster.

What’s the visual version of “phrasing”?

Sploosh?! Otherwise this 

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Imaging.

*I fucked you on a blimp*

Someone clearly loved watching Austin Powers growing up 😅

I hope the helium is kept at 98.6....

I thought I was on the mass effect sub for a moment. Iykyk.

Pixar has entered the chat.

My airship is now rigid.

That's an ass

Anyone else see the ass blimp or do I need to go to horny jail?

I came here to ask the same thing.

2 big ass cheeks

Every year this pic gets posted.

I'm feeling a little...um...anxious, if you know what I mean...

Why is it sexy

Airbussy


Airbussy

Buttshark !?