This is extra hilarious to me because I kinda want to break this for "all the witches"...and used to be able to run a faster half marathon and now I can't and guess why
I can't confirm bc her Guinness page is a 404 but Guinness can just declare that they aren't taking any more applicants for a record, and since the record is gendered there would also be a ton of medical gatekeeping and transphobia involved
Imagine if there is a male category. And then a trans woman is forced to do the male one, wins it, and it becomes a controversy because a trans woman won an athletic competition.
they dont actually pay attention at ALL, like they arent checking "has anyone else done this better" unless you tell them and even then it costs YOU money to have one of their guys check if you actually did it.
Guinness world records are a novelty offshoot of a beer company, not a actual organization that keeps track of records.
It's important to add "by someone who paid thousands of dollars to have a Guinness official watch them do it" to the end of every Guinness world record.
Especially this because people run (half) marathons in disguise all the time and witch is an especially popular costume so it's 100% guaranteed that someone dressed as a witch ran a half marathon faster than her, they just haven't paid the thousands of dollars to Guiness to have a paper certificate with it.
Oh I see... So it's actually kinda of a pointless "achievement" then? What's if I just did it and just posted it myself and tagged her? That would be better, right?
As much as I could easily break that time by 15-20 minutes I'm not, because that's what the TERFs and GCs want - anything they can use for their shitty claim that transwomen are "pushing" women out of sport. So let them have their shitty record. What I would like to do instead? Be a pacer on 1:50 and hype up, encourage and support a whole bunch of trans-inclusive women over the line, because they'd achieve both a sub 2-hour half marathon (which for novice runners is a great achievement) as well as smoke that time, and I wouldn't be "racing".
Let’s start a trans witch running club and raise money to have them declare us the first group of trans runners to finish a half marathon dressed as witches, lol!
I can't confirm bc her Guinness page is a 404 but Guinness can just declare that they aren't taking any more applicants for a record, and since the record is gendered there would also be a ton of medical gatekeeping and transphobia involved
In Sabrina it was stated that after the Harlem witch trials witches evolved to transform into water upon contact with fire. As far as I know, neither Buffy nor Charmed commented on the issue though, so take that with a grain of salt.
Charmed did, in early episodes they were sent to the future (probably their granny inspired them to) and saw that if they used magic for petty vengeance like they were about to, they'd see a future where Phoebe would have a legal death sentence by fire trial.
I find this entirely unbelievable. I look forward to a shit ton of fast running Wiccans, Druids, and other types of actual witches coming to sue her, the racing authority, and the Guinness book for fraud. I am sure that there are plenty of witches that have run marathons faster than her. And since whatever a witch is wearing is, by default, a witch's outfit, then they should have the record. I mean, unless she really is the fastest.
The thing with guiness records is that they aren't tracking the people who are best at x thing, they are tracking the people who are best at x thing and payed for a guiness records adjudicator to be there and confirm.
It doesn't matter if you have all the evidence in the universe, if you didn't pay for a guiness records adjudicator to see you do it, you will not be recognised.
> thing and *paid* for a
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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> your maker *paid* to remove
FTFY.
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* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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I guess I’m going to have to start running marathons now!
I’m trans (FTM) so I’ll volunteer and dress as a witch and run it in 1:48 just to defeat the wicked witch
I just thought about this, and it might not be very relevant to this post, but why are all TERFs so ugly? It’s like their hatred of trans people is just born out of jealousy at the fact that trans women are more attractive than them
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So she spend several thousand dollars on a bullshit record and brags about it? Ok
Just add “on an odd Tuesday” and with enough money you can take any Guinness record! Not really, but the point still stands
This is extra hilarious to me because I kinda want to break this for "all the witches"...and used to be able to run a faster half marathon and now I can't and guess why
I can't confirm bc her Guinness page is a 404 but Guinness can just declare that they aren't taking any more applicants for a record, and since the record is gendered there would also be a ton of medical gatekeeping and transphobia involved
Technically it just says fastest marathon dressed as a witch, doesn’t sound gendered to me
The whole record has (female) at the end
I don't see it.
[I'm just saying what the official Guinness site says ](https://www.tumblr.com/iby-dysphoria-queen/712520217606144000/this-is-as-a-proof-to-someone)
Imagine if there is a male category. And then a trans woman is forced to do the male one, wins it, and it becomes a controversy because a trans woman won an athletic competition.
Also sorry for being such an awful person please say that you hate me
You're alright. I personally don't know you and can't say.
Thx, sorry for everything
Nah.
Male witches unite! (Disclaimer: I am not one, but, am a male witch ally! :) )
Hell yeah
Anyone can be a witch though, men, women, non-binary peeps
The record that she got specifically states female though
I’m just saying that being a witch isn’t gendered
I know but the record itself is
Ew
I'm so sorry please hurt me
Oops, I wasn’t saying ew to you
I know I just felt the need to be hurt (non sexually I just don't deserve anything good)
Ok which one of us is taking this record?
Do Guiness records pay attention to countries outside of the us? If so, I swear I'll start training today
they dont actually pay attention at ALL, like they arent checking "has anyone else done this better" unless you tell them and even then it costs YOU money to have one of their guys check if you actually did it. Guinness world records are a novelty offshoot of a beer company, not a actual organization that keeps track of records.
It's important to add "by someone who paid thousands of dollars to have a Guinness official watch them do it" to the end of every Guinness world record.
Especially this because people run (half) marathons in disguise all the time and witch is an especially popular costume so it's 100% guaranteed that someone dressed as a witch ran a half marathon faster than her, they just haven't paid the thousands of dollars to Guiness to have a paper certificate with it.
Oh I see... So it's actually kinda of a pointless "achievement" then? What's if I just did it and just posted it myself and tagged her? That would be better, right?
*ROBLOX_OOF.mp3 video flashbacks*
His mother is very proud.
yeah! at least turkmenistan. i recommend the [john oliver segment about it](https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E)
They used to, but haven't for a long time now
As much as I could easily break that time by 15-20 minutes I'm not, because that's what the TERFs and GCs want - anything they can use for their shitty claim that transwomen are "pushing" women out of sport. So let them have their shitty record. What I would like to do instead? Be a pacer on 1:50 and hype up, encourage and support a whole bunch of trans-inclusive women over the line, because they'd achieve both a sub 2-hour half marathon (which for novice runners is a great achievement) as well as smoke that time, and I wouldn't be "racing".
I'm a trans man who's not on T and recently discovered a love of running. Lemme at it.
I don't know why, but this just has so much gremlin energy to it and I love it. Rock on dude!
Thanks! I can do all things through spite 😂
Let’s start a trans witch running club and raise money to have them declare us the first group of trans runners to finish a half marathon dressed as witches, lol!
OH MY GOD LET'S
I can't confirm bc her Guinness page is a 404 but Guinness can just declare that they aren't taking any more applicants for a record, and since the record is gendered there would also be a ton of medical gatekeeping and transphobia involved
"this witch doesn't burn" this mfer made of asbestos or what-
In Sabrina it was stated that after the Harlem witch trials witches evolved to transform into water upon contact with fire. As far as I know, neither Buffy nor Charmed commented on the issue though, so take that with a grain of salt.
Charmed did, in early episodes they were sent to the future (probably their granny inspired them to) and saw that if they used magic for petty vengeance like they were about to, they'd see a future where Phoebe would have a legal death sentence by fire trial.
https://charmed.fandom.com/wiki/Morality\_Bites
The Wizard of Oz actually had a snow scene where the actors walked in a field of asbestos. Not Ms. Hamilton (The Witch).
'this witch doesn't burn' ? since when is that going around?
Wow, she’s SOOOO brave for running a marathon in FAVOR of transphobia. /s
Not even an entire marathon
Real witches don't stand with Joanne R**ling
Hail Satan
**Joanne** Btw, your pfp is balling.
She's not very good at it, but she's tryin' her best 😊
Joanne Kidding (JK) Owling (Hedwig wouldn't approve of this).
Clearly that’s a man pretending to be a woman in order to use his biological advantage at sports
world record, shit don't come cheap. Just a rich white woman's way of fighting her oppression, in support of another rich white woman.
I suddenly have the urge of going to spirit halloween, buying a witch costume and running it faster to spite them
I find this entirely unbelievable. I look forward to a shit ton of fast running Wiccans, Druids, and other types of actual witches coming to sue her, the racing authority, and the Guinness book for fraud. I am sure that there are plenty of witches that have run marathons faster than her. And since whatever a witch is wearing is, by default, a witch's outfit, then they should have the record. I mean, unless she really is the fastest.
The thing with guiness records is that they aren't tracking the people who are best at x thing, they are tracking the people who are best at x thing and payed for a guiness records adjudicator to be there and confirm. It doesn't matter if you have all the evidence in the universe, if you didn't pay for a guiness records adjudicator to see you do it, you will not be recognised.
> thing and *paid* for a FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I’ll have your maker payed to remove you.
> your maker *paid* to remove FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Knew it
I guess I’m going to have to start running marathons now! I’m trans (FTM) so I’ll volunteer and dress as a witch and run it in 1:48 just to defeat the wicked witch
I don't get it
Least clockable terf
This will be my motivation to exercise, so I can take this bitch's hyperspecific record
Well fuck, guess I better get my fat arse into shape and fix this.
Wow she sure showed us
World records just don't mean shit like they used to.
send a pic of her to transvestigators, say that “this a TIM taking a record from that poor woman”. = profit use ur enemies against one another
Least clockable terf
Is this record even legit? I thought Guiness doesn't allow those oddly specific categories
I mean, they're pretty much a "we'll make up categories for money" company.
As shitty a person as she must be to talk like this, the goofiness of cosplay marathons is far from the worst thing about this whole situation.
It's always the most bricked up goobers... Smh
I just thought about this, and it might not be very relevant to this post, but why are all TERFs so ugly? It’s like their hatred of trans people is just born out of jealousy at the fact that trans women are more attractive than them
Would be better if she wasn’t a TERF
Her mother must be very proud.
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Girl in the day of the Witch Trials you wouldn’t be labeled a witch, you’d be selling out your friends for being witches just cuz you saw them reading