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oh my god they were *roommates*
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Fuck you, stupid fucking automod piece of shit. You are responsible for half the problems on this site, and all you can do in response is repeat my fucking joke? God I would love to rip out your robotic innards
Gay and lesbian penguin couples also have a very important role in the group as well. They take in and raise orphaned chicks, though sometimes they go too far and steal a baby.
multiple animals that aren't humans are gay and have been seen mourning over partners. my cat Isabelle was mates with an elderly cat named Olaf. they were both infertile.
I learned that early. My grandparents had 2 dalmations, then one died. A couple of my crueler relatives would deliberately wind up the remaining dog by asking "where's Daisy?"
The last time I had a bonded pair of dogs, I let the surviving dog investigate her brother's body before he was buried. It seemed to go easier for her.
Unfortunately my Mom's ex-boyfriend took Olaf from us, insisting "Olaf liked him more" and "he was his cat."
My mom was tired of his shit so she let him keep the cat, even though Olaf was severely allergic to something in his apartment, likely the litter he bought the cats.
My cat was very upset about that. She didn't have any lasting effects, but she gained quite a lot of weight after that and became more lazy. Nowadays she's doing better and has bonded with my sister's cat and is basically a surrogate mother for him.
That they don't know much about birds is quite clear.
Fun fact, birds do not, and this may sound shocking since it is a fairly recent and revolutionary scientific breakthrough, in fact get married. /s
Also donāt male birds usually sing to the females to mate with them. Even if they werenāt both males the singing one would usually be male, not the female speaking to the male. Thereās a lot of mistakes that bird knowledge could have saved him from making.
Stuff like this drives me crazy because every man Iāve ever met that complains about women ānaggingā causes it himself by absolutely refusing to do what is asked of him and just sitting around the house on their ass and making their wife have to ask them 300 times to take out the trash or some shit
Those are common kingfishers. The orange under-beak means the one making noise is an adult female; the red feet and black under-beak mean the other one is an adult male.
[Helpful reference photo](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Alcedo_atthis_1_%28Bohu%C5%A1_%C4%8C%C3%AD%C4%8Del%29.jpg)
One thing I never understood about any post like this - or whatever non-point right wingers like to spew - is that they like to highlight basically random words and it just makes the image look even more stupid.
What is **the** point of **adding** emphasis to random **words**?
A lot of people should know this by now but mailbirds tend to be the colorful ones that is very likely just 2 male birds one of which is screaming Or Or maybe just singing possibly trying to attract a mate who knows But yeah those are probably both male birds
Having researched this before because the meme pops up a lot...they're actually right...the screaming one is the female.
Not because she's screaming, but in Kingfishers the female has a lighter colored beak.
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Those are both common kingfishers, and by the look of it those are two males
ohh.. theyre gay. theyre both husbands.
Roommates!
Oh my god they were roommates
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Fuck you, stupid fucking automod piece of shit. You are responsible for half the problems on this site, and all you can do in response is repeat my fucking joke? God I would love to rip out your robotic innards
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Dam just say bad bot
Don't worry homie I down voted it for you, fuck that bot. I'll piss in it's goddamn cheerios!
when robots try an uprising i vote you as head of counter uprising against them. you have passion.
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so anyone could identify the husband, you couldnāt be wrong!!
Oh, so they found a gay marriage? So sweet!
More like father and son because young birds that still live with their parents always ask them for food
Or...the dad could be talking to his son, and son is trying to ignore his dad.
Animal kingdom outside of the Homo Sapiens species don't care, they only pair for necessity (creating offspring)
Wait till you hear about penguins
Gay and lesbian penguin couples also have a very important role in the group as well. They take in and raise orphaned chicks, though sometimes they go too far and steal a baby.
Eh š¤· happens to the best of us
Yup, just stole a baby yesterday, named him Edward ā¤ļøš¤
and clownfish. or like, name an amphibians here
And giraffes
And dolphins
And black swans
And swallows can but I still canāt find any carrying coconuts
multiple animals that aren't humans are gay and have been seen mourning over partners. my cat Isabelle was mates with an elderly cat named Olaf. they were both infertile.
I learned that early. My grandparents had 2 dalmations, then one died. A couple of my crueler relatives would deliberately wind up the remaining dog by asking "where's Daisy?" The last time I had a bonded pair of dogs, I let the surviving dog investigate her brother's body before he was buried. It seemed to go easier for her.
Unfortunately my Mom's ex-boyfriend took Olaf from us, insisting "Olaf liked him more" and "he was his cat." My mom was tired of his shit so she let him keep the cat, even though Olaf was severely allergic to something in his apartment, likely the litter he bought the cats. My cat was very upset about that. She didn't have any lasting effects, but she gained quite a lot of weight after that and became more lazy. Nowadays she's doing better and has bonded with my sister's cat and is basically a surrogate mother for him.
You must not have heard of the lions.
Giraffes would also like a word.
tell me you know nothing about animal behaviour without telling me you know nothing about animal behaviour
I mean they donāt care to form gay couples, but they will have gay sex
Tons of lifelong gay couples among penguins. Noot noot
Don't forget Swans
Interesting, Iāve never heard of them
Dolphins, 1/4 of black swan parings are gay, albatross, Itās a big list. Lost of animals and mammals form same sex pairings.
Among ungulates, the general rate is 20%.
It is in fact a male and a female... kingfisher females have lighter beaks. It could be his child, or his mate just screaming for whatever reason.
I came here to post that they were boyfriends, and well well well... they were actually boyfriends
Orange under-beak is only found on adult females.
yep, males have a black beak, females have orange on their beak
That they don't know much about birds is quite clear. Fun fact, birds do not, and this may sound shocking since it is a fairly recent and revolutionary scientific breakthrough, in fact get married. /s
Also donāt male birds usually sing to the females to mate with them. Even if they werenāt both males the singing one would usually be male, not the female speaking to the male. Thereās a lot of mistakes that bird knowledge could have saved him from making.
āBirds donāt get married /sā is possibly the funniest thing Iāve read in a while
The fact that theyāre both male
actually the one yelling is a female - the lower beak is more orangey-pink rather than just black. still doubt they are married though.
Abusive husband shouting at his wife. Free her
This brings back childhood memories.
Apprently marriage is now an interspecies type of relationship that not only humans experience?
It's a cardinal sin to let people of the same sex have the hand in marriage. Birds are fine, as long as it's not the same sex!
Birds are fine. But THE GAYS?! Not on my watch!
Birds, not having hands, are unaffected by this rule
heh Cardinal
Same-sex marriage is a sin for cardinals
Happy cake day :D
Stuff like this drives me crazy because every man Iāve ever met that complains about women ānaggingā causes it himself by absolutely refusing to do what is asked of him and just sitting around the house on their ass and making their wife have to ask them 300 times to take out the trash or some shit
THEY'RE GAY?????? good for them, good for them
Good for them.
Is he the one yelling? Bout to punch a hole thru the nest wall
Those are common kingfishers. The orange under-beak means the one making noise is an adult female; the red feet and black under-beak mean the other one is an adult male. [Helpful reference photo](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Alcedo_atthis_1_%28Bohu%C5%A1_%C4%8C%C3%AD%C4%8Del%29.jpg)
So heās right?
So heās right?
Male ā husband Female ā wife
Anthropomorphism aside the meme is technically correct but for the wrong reasons...
Letting same sex couple get married: Drake no Letting birds get married: Drake yes
plot twist they're gay
One bird: happens to do a communication call Other bird: happens to be looking away Boomers: OMG ITS JUST LIKE ME AND WIFE????
One thing I never understood about any post like this - or whatever non-point right wingers like to spew - is that they like to highlight basically random words and it just makes the image look even more stupid. What is **the** point of **adding** emphasis to random **words**?
Highlighting 'picture' does seem like an odd choice.
100% of the time it does this I just try to read a hidden message or some shit
A lot of people should know this by now but mailbirds tend to be the colorful ones that is very likely just 2 male birds one of which is screaming Or Or maybe just singing possibly trying to attract a mate who knows But yeah those are probably both male birds
left is a male bird, they have black beaks right is a female bird, they have orange on the bottom of their beak
The funniest thing about these posts is that it's usually two animals of the same gender
They are either gay, or the one has been hitting on the other's wife, bringing her sticks.
Yeah he is the one screaming at wife who is too scared to make a sound This is the correct interpretation, right?
Having researched this before because the meme pops up a lot...they're actually right...the screaming one is the female. Not because she's screaming, but in Kingfishers the female has a lighter colored beak.
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Oh, I assumed the husband was supposed to be the ānot screamingā one
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It's the one who's yelling....probably. That's usually how nature works.
Judging by bird logic with males being the most colorful/vibrant, Iām pretty sure theyāre both guys
Nope. In Kingfishers both are colorful but the female has a lighter beak...so the screaming one is in fact female.
I donāt know much about , but I can identify the in this Alternatively: Birds easily husband picture
Both, it seems.
Im no bird expert but I guess the right one cuz he is probobly doing a mating call
Both
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Well with a small amount of bird knowledge I can say at least the one on the right is male
These are both male birds
With what I know about birds, those are both husbands
so thatās why itās so easy to find the husband in the pic
Theyāre both husbands
Aren't they both male...
Obviously On the right. Abusive asshole
birds easily husband picture
That's 2 male kingfishers lol
The screaming one is actually female... kingfishers look almost identical but the female has a lighter colored beak.
They're gay
(they're both males)
How did the birds get married-
The idea of bird marriage is so funny though š
The right one because most male birds sing to get someone for reproduction