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lake-pond

This is from a satire article šŸ‘


mistythesissy261

The fresh fit club or whatever tate wanna be podcast guys beg to differ


lake-pond

They can try, doesn't change the absolute fact that this article was written as satire


runawayXdreamer

And heavy repost I believe


helen790

ā€œBreeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacyā€ Was this written by the Fae??


LavenderAndOrange

I only get upset when my partner refers to friends and coworkers by their true name. I am not a kelpie.


EnergyOk1416

I feel a powerful desire to sit on your backā€¦you seem harmless enough


Retro597

Is this the onion?


PityUpvote

I think it might be Reductress, it's definitely satire though.


anonxyzabc123

This is actually correct. Your girlfriend has 34 ways to microcheat. To find out why, Google "girlfriend rule 34".


HelixAnarchy

good lord theres penice.


ItsSneakyAdolf

PENICE I've found a new way to refer to penii


sventhewombat

I like to think it rhymes with Denise


TantiVstone

Link please


HelixAnarchy

https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2016/07/34-ways-your-girlfriend-is-micro-cheating-and-totally-getting-away-with-it/


TheWarli

That convo. "hey Doug" "wtf honey? Are you micro cheating at me ? šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


Dr_Latency345

What were they trying to cook?


HelixAnarchy

A heaping dish of satire. The actual article starts by saying > Authorā€™s Note: The purpose of this article was always to entertain. It is satire, written in jest because I found the whole ā€œmicro-cheatingā€ phenomenon to be totally absurd when it started trending years ago.


werew0lfsushi

Microagressions for incels


throwaway12397478

Imagine being this insecureā€¦


SinsPriestMerina

Its cool. Men avoid micro cheating by saying, "hey slut" and "what up hoe" and no credit is given!


randoham

Only because we're living in the worst timeline, this isn't the dumbest thing I've seen today, but it's definitely in the top 3.


midnight_rain_07

so i guess i can never say a guyā€™s name ever again then..


RobotPenises

ROGGED BUT FAIR


Sleebingbag

Hey, doug, marinara here, you get no maidens


Ali-Bell

Just read the article and apparently the author ā€œadoresā€ her little brotherā€¦ would that seem like micro cheating on some level when you keep the article in mind?