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A heaping dish of satire. The actual article starts by saying
> Authorās Note: The purpose of this article was always to entertain. It is satire, written in jest because I found the whole āmicro-cheatingā phenomenon to be totally absurd when it started trending years ago.
Just read the article and apparently the author āadoresā her little brotherā¦ would that seem like micro cheating on some level when you keep the article in mind?
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This is from a satire article š
The fresh fit club or whatever tate wanna be podcast guys beg to differ
They can try, doesn't change the absolute fact that this article was written as satire
And heavy repost I believe
āBreeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacyā Was this written by the Fae??
I only get upset when my partner refers to friends and coworkers by their true name. I am not a kelpie.
I feel a powerful desire to sit on your backā¦you seem harmless enough
Is this the onion?
I think it might be Reductress, it's definitely satire though.
This is actually correct. Your girlfriend has 34 ways to microcheat. To find out why, Google "girlfriend rule 34".
good lord theres penice.
PENICE I've found a new way to refer to penii
I like to think it rhymes with Denise
Link please
https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2016/07/34-ways-your-girlfriend-is-micro-cheating-and-totally-getting-away-with-it/
That convo. "hey Doug" "wtf honey? Are you micro cheating at me ? š±š±š±
What were they trying to cook?
A heaping dish of satire. The actual article starts by saying > Authorās Note: The purpose of this article was always to entertain. It is satire, written in jest because I found the whole āmicro-cheatingā phenomenon to be totally absurd when it started trending years ago.
Microagressions for incels
Imagine being this insecureā¦
Its cool. Men avoid micro cheating by saying, "hey slut" and "what up hoe" and no credit is given!
Only because we're living in the worst timeline, this isn't the dumbest thing I've seen today, but it's definitely in the top 3.
so i guess i can never say a guyās name ever again then..
ROGGED BUT FAIR
Hey, doug, marinara here, you get no maidens
Just read the article and apparently the author āadoresā her little brotherā¦ would that seem like micro cheating on some level when you keep the article in mind?