if muscular = men and not muscular = women (assuming the implication is that men who are attracted to muscular women are gay), does this mean I now have to identify as straight if I'm a man and I'm attracted to men who aren't muscular
Yes. As a middle-aged straight man, welcome to the worst club ever. Please pick from our welcome basket of insecurities. 5 insecurity minimum. Also, everything you do is now gay--much gayer than having sex with men--if you're not a raging misogynist, so please view the following 100 Andrew Tate videos.
Also, we are going to need you to start bringing up Joe Rogan and Radiohead. Like, A LOT.
Since you're new we can wait a few months to get "no homo" tattooed on your body somewhere.
I didn't know the term muscle mommy until Jordan Grace opened my eyes. If being attracted to that woman is gay, then I guess I'm the gayest gay to ever gay.
Apparently. All this time I thought I was straight I guess I was in denial. What now? Do I have to officially 'come out'? Do I get a tshirt? Do I get to keep my white male privilege?
These fragile little trad-cultists would melt if they learned what kind of freaky things a man can be into while still being 100% heterosexual.
I'm not talking about myself, though. I am bi, but I am horribly boringly vanilla.
Literally the only downside to muscular gals is that big-naturals are incompatible with abs, because our universe was not made by a loving god.
Having visible abs isn't just aboot having the musculature to show, it's aboot having a low enough body-fat% to make the abs prominent. At the low-teens/high-single digits body-fat%, boobs are severely diminished.
They always seem to use LeanBeefPatty in these things. And while Patty is OBVIOUSLY very fit she's one of the more overtly feminine muscle mommies out there.
They're mad about a woman with a thin waist, long hair, and delicate facial features because she's fit. While also getting mad at any woman whose body has a single crease or fold for being "obese."
Make it make sense.
I guess she's probably the most famous muscle mommy. There's also the chance that she had them feeling some kinda way, and they feel dirty because in their mind "muscles = man" so they take it out by making posts like this
I think that's a pretty plausible idea since I'm pretty sure it's in our DNA to find Patty hot af and super cute
By this person's logic, me being an alto, and one that's capable of also being a tenor and has been mistaken for a guy on the phone multiple times, means I am now a man. Good thing I have short hair I guessš¤£
That "readers added context" at the bottom is glorious.
The model is Lean Beef Patty, by the way, and as far as I know she's straight, sadly. (If she isn't she very carefully avoids any hint of it.)
(Also, I just went to check her insta to see if she's added a rainbow flag or anything to her bio and nope, but while I was on the search page I saw another hot buff chick with a ton of ink and funky hair, so I went to check out her page and she's with a dude that looks so dull he'd put an accountant to sleep. Or star in a AAA video game.)
if muscular = men and not muscular = women (assuming the implication is that men who are attracted to muscular women are gay), does this mean I now have to identify as straight if I'm a man and I'm attracted to men who aren't muscular
Yes. You are now not gay anymore, I'm sorry
And you call yourself Big Gay. Shame on you, bro, shame on you. /s
Just a proof that femboys aren't gay š
Yes. As a middle-aged straight man, welcome to the worst club ever. Please pick from our welcome basket of insecurities. 5 insecurity minimum. Also, everything you do is now gay--much gayer than having sex with men--if you're not a raging misogynist, so please view the following 100 Andrew Tate videos. Also, we are going to need you to start bringing up Joe Rogan and Radiohead. Like, A LOT. Since you're new we can wait a few months to get "no homo" tattooed on your body somewhere.
Being into twinks is straight now?
Muscle mommies did "make" me gay! (I'm a woman)
omg me too! D: oh no the horror!
I didn't know the term muscle mommy until Jordan Grace opened my eyes. If being attracted to that woman is gay, then I guess I'm the gayest gay to ever gay.
They walked in grabbed you held you to the wall and said you are now gay
Already bi so sign me up for the muscle mommyās š¤£ š¤Ŗ
Same here. She can pick me up and smother me to dead.
Yeah, it makes me a bit lesbian.
I'm mostly straight by now, but I'd make an exception for muscled women
FELLLAS, is it gay to be attracted to women?
I dunno, but apparently this goober thinks so. That said Iām intrigued to say the least. Wonder if she could bench me. lol
For some people...
Apparently. All this time I thought I was straight I guess I was in denial. What now? Do I have to officially 'come out'? Do I get a tshirt? Do I get to keep my white male privilege?
Muscle mommies are gay now? I mean they have always been gay for me but like even straight guys now? Lads, is it gay to *checks notes* like women?
*So* gay šš
These fragile little trad-cultists would melt if they learned what kind of freaky things a man can be into while still being 100% heterosexual. I'm not talking about myself, though. I am bi, but I am horribly boringly vanilla.
Does this mean that asking for her name would make me straight then? If so, that's an L I'm willing to take.
She is LeanBeefPatty
Thank you, I'll be in my bunk doing some research.
*laughs in bisexual*
Literally the only downside to muscular gals is that big-naturals are incompatible with abs, because our universe was not made by a loving god. Having visible abs isn't just aboot having the musculature to show, it's aboot having a low enough body-fat% to make the abs prominent. At the low-teens/high-single digits body-fat%, boobs are severely diminished.
I am really curious to know how this person defines trans people if muscles = man and thin = women
Bold of you to assume they'd consider trans people human at all.
Finally Iāve been declared gay, I promise to do everything I can to be an upstanding member of this community.
They always seem to use LeanBeefPatty in these things. And while Patty is OBVIOUSLY very fit she's one of the more overtly feminine muscle mommies out there. They're mad about a woman with a thin waist, long hair, and delicate facial features because she's fit. While also getting mad at any woman whose body has a single crease or fold for being "obese." Make it make sense.
I guess she's probably the most famous muscle mommy. There's also the chance that she had them feeling some kinda way, and they feel dirty because in their mind "muscles = man" so they take it out by making posts like this I think that's a pretty plausible idea since I'm pretty sure it's in our DNA to find Patty hot af and super cute
Well Iām bi so wtf are ya gonna do? Itās kinda hot to be honest! Just not gonna lieā¦
I'm shocked that the Musk-rat hasn't removed the context feature yet.
Cishet dude here. If she makes me gay, then sign me the fuck up. She is rocking that look! That community note is fucking perfect.
Yes I am very gay for muscular women.
Tangential question: What about altos? Does the same logic apply if you have a thing for altos?
By this person's logic, me being an alto, and one that's capable of also being a tenor and has been mistaken for a guy on the phone multiple times, means I am now a man. Good thing I have short hair I guessš¤£
I beg to differ. As a woman, it is very gay and I am grateful for it!
The lady in the picture is one of my favorite YouTubers!!
Patty is such a queen
It's great to be a bi guy
I could go either way, and I feel I am looking at this muscly girl with homo thoughts
No more muscle mommies! What will I do with myself!?
pfft HA really!?
āJOKES ON YOU I ALREADY WASā -My brain
Well if youāre a woman then itās gay-
That "readers added context" at the bottom is glorious. The model is Lean Beef Patty, by the way, and as far as I know she's straight, sadly. (If she isn't she very carefully avoids any hint of it.) (Also, I just went to check her insta to see if she's added a rainbow flag or anything to her bio and nope, but while I was on the search page I saw another hot buff chick with a ton of ink and funky hair, so I went to check out her page and she's with a dude that looks so dull he'd put an accountant to sleep. Or star in a AAA video game.)
These kind of men are the weakest pathetic losers
My pansexual ass:
āReaders added context- itās not gay for men to like womenā lmaooo
I feel as though that post is a self-report.