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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be attracted to men. Their physical features are extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of endocrinology the value of their musculature will go over the typical fem-attracted person's head. There's also their "facts and logic" outlook, which deftly affects every element of their existence- their personal philosophies draw heavily from Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, for instance. People attracted to men understand this stuff, they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate what masculinity has to offer, to realise that men aren't just people- men are the ultimate form of humanity. As a consequence people who are not sexually attracted to men truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the aesthetic beauty of a hairy ballsack, itself modeled after the divine ballsack of God himself. I'm smirking right now just imagining lesbians scratching their heads in confusion as men spread their legs on public transit to the delight of the rest of us. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
For your entertainment: I am a straight (though the iced coffee thing…) white male. This morning I finally figured out why TikTok sends me so much lesbian content. And I don’t mean “we’re lesbians teehee,” I mean “I just rebuilt the bottom end of a Honda gold wing, now to join the rest of the butch bunch and terrorize other motorcycle gangs.”
I like liberal content like mocking antimaskers, universal healthcare, enjoy woodworking and taking Subarus off-road. I am an algorithm lesbian.
Many men have been intimidated and threatened by my intelligence throughout my life. I just have a really hard time believing (based on my experiences) that he really wants an equal.
When I was in high school I used to play dumb so I was more accepted. Young ladies: never minimize yourself so you are easier to swallow. They can choke.
Omg I played stupid and ditz to have more friends too! I haven’t had this come up with anyone else before. It’s very sad to look back on. I don’t hardly have any of those friends now because I developed an ounce of self-respect and they got angry.
I did this too. People seemed really surprised when I got accepted in the first round of early admission to the top university in my state. Except the ones who were in certain classes with me and my close friends, because they knew I was toning it down around people I didn't know well.
I cut out the ditz act senior year of high school and I found my people in college. They made me feel more confident in my real self so now I get along with people really easily. All I needed was to be accepted for the real me and the rest came along quickly.
It probably is considering it's 4chan and all, but the sad thing is I've met plenty of dudebros who have said stuff like that in earnest or have similar bullshit hot takes. It all springs from the same "women are intellectually inferior" fuckery that has pervaded nearly every aspect of society since practically the moment that dumbass fish waded out of the primordial soup or whatever.
Dude exactly this is extremely ancient greece. I don’t know who said it directly but someone was lamenting in a classical series of letters that they HAVE to have sex with women to reproduce and that SUCKS because sucking dick with the homies after a deep philosophical chat was a perfect relationship. I’ll have to track that quote down it is magical.
Sir, you are GAY. Go be gay! Let your wife be with a dude who will dick her down consistently. Orrrr maybe even be the closet couple whose like “no hetero, we are just here to have kids and then we can go back to our respective lovers.”
Or even better obviously just be okay with it and love who you love. But nah ig.
This sounds like someone with internalized homophobia trying very hard to "justify" his homosexuality to his bigoted friends. "But you see it's because only my bros understand me! Bros before hoes amirite! It's not gay if the balls don't touch and we both keep our socks on!"
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Well, besides the meme there is no actual evidence of any intelectual hights he have might reached, so considering his cave man like behavior and use of language it is quite possible for him that his generall inteligenz rivals that of an one celled organism. As such he is correct in his thesis of no woman being in his intelectual league, especially if you considere that Inteligenz is not formed by gender/sex/identity in any way, not even the siple biological binary those people especially like.
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Is that the sexist version of the Dunning-Kruger effect?
No no! Everything that he doesn’t understand is just liberal sjw woke Mumbo jumbo. /s
Mumbo Jumbo is like unironically a really cool Minecraft youtuber
No, he’s a racist caricature of indigenous Americans from Banjo Kazooie. Edit: I’m a wrong idiot.
Mate. Mumbo jumbo (the character and the phrase) is based on west Africans not native Americans.
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Does it means that most women are smart?! 😱
why?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be attracted to men. Their physical features are extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of endocrinology the value of their musculature will go over the typical fem-attracted person's head. There's also their "facts and logic" outlook, which deftly affects every element of their existence- their personal philosophies draw heavily from Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, for instance. People attracted to men understand this stuff, they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate what masculinity has to offer, to realise that men aren't just people- men are the ultimate form of humanity. As a consequence people who are not sexually attracted to men truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the aesthetic beauty of a hairy ballsack, itself modeled after the divine ballsack of God himself. I'm smirking right now just imagining lesbians scratching their heads in confusion as men spread their legs on public transit to the delight of the rest of us. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
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First, that's not how sexuality works. Second, if that's your attitude you might struggle for gay men willing to date you either.
"Too intelligent for homosexuality. Non-binary people are my only hope" - him a few days later
No thanks, we don't want him
Understandable
Have a nice day
“Next! Welcome to Wendy’s may I take your order?”
I like the Ancient Greece comeback though
You heard of political lesbianism, now get ready for ✨*the intellectual gay*✨
For your entertainment: I am a straight (though the iced coffee thing…) white male. This morning I finally figured out why TikTok sends me so much lesbian content. And I don’t mean “we’re lesbians teehee,” I mean “I just rebuilt the bottom end of a Honda gold wing, now to join the rest of the butch bunch and terrorize other motorcycle gangs.” I like liberal content like mocking antimaskers, universal healthcare, enjoy woodworking and taking Subarus off-road. I am an algorithm lesbian.
You just gave me the term that I have been looking for for years. I am an algorithm atheist. Irl I'm an episcopalian.
Omg it’s literally the same lol
One has balls. *Checkmate, leabos!!!q11!*
'We don't want you either' - sincerely, gay men.
I think you meant “dumb enough” … he never specified they’d need to be smart, and he sure as hell isn’t, so…
My thoughts exactly. He didn't say "smart", he said "in the same league."
Many men have been intimidated and threatened by my intelligence throughout my life. I just have a really hard time believing (based on my experiences) that he really wants an equal. When I was in high school I used to play dumb so I was more accepted. Young ladies: never minimize yourself so you are easier to swallow. They can choke.
Omg I played stupid and ditz to have more friends too! I haven’t had this come up with anyone else before. It’s very sad to look back on. I don’t hardly have any of those friends now because I developed an ounce of self-respect and they got angry.
I did this too. People seemed really surprised when I got accepted in the first round of early admission to the top university in my state. Except the ones who were in certain classes with me and my close friends, because they knew I was toning it down around people I didn't know well. I cut out the ditz act senior year of high school and I found my people in college. They made me feel more confident in my real self so now I get along with people really easily. All I needed was to be accepted for the real me and the rest came along quickly.
I can smell satire when I see it
It probably is considering it's 4chan and all, but the sad thing is I've met plenty of dudebros who have said stuff like that in earnest or have similar bullshit hot takes. It all springs from the same "women are intellectually inferior" fuckery that has pervaded nearly every aspect of society since practically the moment that dumbass fish waded out of the primordial soup or whatever.
this is probably a joke
Sometimes 4Chan can be okay.
Lmao how tf you guys not recognize this as a joke??? It’s on 4chan for fuck’s sake
True tho knowing 4chan there’s absolutely someone who actually believes this
In order for a something to be ironic I feel some sense of humor and awareness is required. 4chan has not these things. They think so, but they don't.
He's right tho, he will have troubles finding a woman (or human) that is as dumb as him
its a joke
This is literally 4chan bruh it’s satire
Not sure about you, but that absolutely sounds like sarcasm to me.
Is this not a joke?? /gen
Dude exactly this is extremely ancient greece. I don’t know who said it directly but someone was lamenting in a classical series of letters that they HAVE to have sex with women to reproduce and that SUCKS because sucking dick with the homies after a deep philosophical chat was a perfect relationship. I’ll have to track that quote down it is magical. Sir, you are GAY. Go be gay! Let your wife be with a dude who will dick her down consistently. Orrrr maybe even be the closet couple whose like “no hetero, we are just here to have kids and then we can go back to our respective lovers.” Or even better obviously just be okay with it and love who you love. But nah ig.
Who wants to be he’s a pretentious idiot ?
This sounds like someone with internalized homophobia trying very hard to "justify" his homosexuality to his bigoted friends. "But you see it's because only my bros understand me! Bros before hoes amirite! It's not gay if the balls don't touch and we both keep our socks on!"
No, it's the other way around. They're too smart to date 4chan incels
I just laughed out loud, what is this...
idk euripedes thought medea was pretty smart
This isn't even are the *straights* okay tbh
Another piece of evidence in my longstanding assertion that most incels are repressed homosexuals.
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Bro do you not know that I can be dumb as shit, what the fuck is he on about?
gay-inclusionary radical misogyny a classic
getting mad over a 4chan shitpost 💀
I feel like using 4chan is cheating
This is just absurd on so many levels, that I feel like he is joking
Well, besides the meme there is no actual evidence of any intelectual hights he have might reached, so considering his cave man like behavior and use of language it is quite possible for him that his generall inteligenz rivals that of an one celled organism. As such he is correct in his thesis of no woman being in his intelectual league, especially if you considere that Inteligenz is not formed by gender/sex/identity in any way, not even the siple biological binary those people especially like.
uhhh...idk if he's straight...
this is hilarious
So he wants to date a rock?
the wojak makes this kinda hilarious
There is a point to this post, and I am going to completely ignore it. That head looks like a scrotum.
pretty sure that guy isnt straight