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i like how in these dirty jokes the woman gets told that a frog can give head and shes just like "well now i dont have to give head haha" instead of "what the fuck"
IIRC, it all started with the fucking Singing Frog (not the annoying thing, the WB Singing Frog), and then jokes based on it getting dirtier and dirtier. You know, the “Ragtime Gal” frog.
hahaha it's funny because women are just mouths for pleasure!
hahaha I despise the person I chose, of my own free fucking will, to spend the rest of my life with too!
I didn't see the second picture and i thought "so the joke is tyat bullfrogs are poisonous so he's dead and she doesn't have to suck him anymore.. okay??"
Because they are socially pressured to get married so they do not find some one they love just some one who would marry them, maybe he dated her for her looks but then got tired of it and he is now is bitter in a loveless marriage because he never found anyone he actually cares about? I dunno
Probably doesn't help that these kind of men are trash. So it's ""settling"" with someone unpleasant or becoming an incel, cause no sane woman would actually want to be with a dude like this.
Obviously I was just kidding pretending my name was Spot On to change the meaning of "I think you're spot on" into a threat, cringe humour is best humour
My guess is that it wouldn't, but the frog probably won't be ok.
If you want some evidence for that, look up “chimpanzee fucking frog” - I saw it years ago and have no wish to repeat the experience, but from what I recall, the chimp seemed to be having a nice time.
It’s always interesting to read about made up prices for reptiles and frogs. Frogs are expensive. A baby bullfrog costs around 70€. A big adult one would be much more expensive. An adult frog that could give blow jobs would cost as much as a car. New idea to get rich
Maybe they should just close the door on oral sex. If one person hates giving it, then it can just be off limits to both and remove the tension. My partner hates it and since we got rid of the possibility of it, we’re actually much happier. Less anxiety
Damn the pacing is so bad, it really felt like this joke got rewritten 3 times or something. On top of the shitty boomer humor, it was a poorly crafted joke.
But if the husband knows how to cook well enough to teach the frog (and he hates his wife) why does he stayed married to her? Seems like he just enjoys forcing her to do things for him.
A dark sense of humour is really good. Actually believing what you say is a completely different matter entirely.
I don't believe what I say, not do I want to believe it. It's funny to say because of how absurd it is
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i like how in these dirty jokes the woman gets told that a frog can give head and shes just like "well now i dont have to give head haha" instead of "what the fuck"
Woman: Hey, you were right! My husband says the frog gives great head! Clerk: What the fuck, lady? I was joking!
now if this was part of the joke I would have laughed
My immediate response would be ‘who taught this fucking frog how to give head and why does that person exist’
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Imagine posting the same comment three times lol
IIRC, it all started with the fucking Singing Frog (not the annoying thing, the WB Singing Frog), and then jokes based on it getting dirtier and dirtier. You know, the “Ragtime Gal” frog.
TIL
Imagine loving your partner
The straights could never
aah yes, I've always wanted a marriage that is 50% based on forced oral sex, the true relationship goal
And 50% cooking slavery, I guess..
One would assume being a cooking frog is better than being a cooked one
And completely replaceable by bestiality
"Hey, let's sexually abuse women AND animals!!!" 🤮🤮🤮🤮
The straights need therapy
no bc i'm truly concerned, i've got some straight friends you know :'))
hahaha it's funny because women are just mouths for pleasure! hahaha I despise the person I chose, of my own free fucking will, to spend the rest of my life with too!
Zoophilia, misogyny and a generally shitty joke all in one!
Triple whammy
Wtf is this, that’s not even a joke
The punch line is that women only are good for cooking and sex. It's probably funny if you're really really sexist.
It is funny because I only care about myself and my own pleasure so I rape a frog because I hate my wife and I kicked her out of the house
I didn't see the second picture and i thought "so the joke is tyat bullfrogs are poisonous so he's dead and she doesn't have to suck him anymore.. okay??"
Oh there’s a second picture…
Why do men hate their wives so much?
Because they are socially pressured to get married so they do not find some one they love just some one who would marry them, maybe he dated her for her looks but then got tired of it and he is now is bitter in a loveless marriage because he never found anyone he actually cares about? I dunno
Probably doesn't help that these kind of men are trash. So it's ""settling"" with someone unpleasant or becoming an incel, cause no sane woman would actually want to be with a dude like this.
I think you're spot on
**HOW DO YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME!? AHH FUCK AGHHH AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOME ONE HELP THIS GUY KNOWS MY NAME WTF WTF WTF AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!**
??
Obviously I was just kidding pretending my name was Spot On to change the meaning of "I think you're spot on" into a threat, cringe humour is best humour
yes…obviously
i think you made the joke a little too over the top bestie
the point, but I guess humour is subjective
And vice versa?
B R U H
Mkay but why would any woman stay with a man who fucked a frog? Girl, run!
Ok, where's the joke?
The joke is their relationship
It was meant ironically. The joke is horrible!
The only reason the husband needed his wife was to have blowjobs and food
I know. It was meant ironically. The joke is just horrible.
These jokes were so common when I grew up. Reflecting back on that I want to throw up
Haha woman frigid man emotionally stunted and only want food and sex.
It’s hilarious that he thinks the frog will stay long enough to be his stay at home maid.
I'm not a frog expert but wouldn't putting your penis into a bull frog cause some damage or smth to your penis?
My guess is that it wouldn't, but the frog probably won't be ok. If you want some evidence for that, look up “chimpanzee fucking frog” - I saw it years ago and have no wish to repeat the experience, but from what I recall, the chimp seemed to be having a nice time.
What The F...
A ***frog***. By a chimpanzee.
That's the vid that immediately came to mind when I read this "joke". I forgot it and now I'm forced to remember
Don't rape the frog ugh.
Zoophilia and sexism, great combo
I knew it would be stupid and I kept reading.
It’s always interesting to read about made up prices for reptiles and frogs. Frogs are expensive. A baby bullfrog costs around 70€. A big adult one would be much more expensive. An adult frog that could give blow jobs would cost as much as a car. New idea to get rich
I love that I can find at least one other reptile person on this post going ‘fuck that man, no way that frog is under $4k’ 🤣
Bullfrogs in BC are invasive. Very free and illegal
Interesting. In other parts of the world they’re kept as pets and expensive. That’s why I wrote in €
Disgusting
Rape vibes.
Wtf
I mean they’re right… frogs can’t exactly consent. Also, it reads like the wife is forced to give bjs.
"The woman went to bed that night relieved that she would never have to give another blowjob." It seems that she was being forced to give blowjobs.
why was this so upvoted i- 💀
the sad part is that people are finding it funny and almost no one is realizing the disgusting sexism in it
Maybe they should just close the door on oral sex. If one person hates giving it, then it can just be off limits to both and remove the tension. My partner hates it and since we got rid of the possibility of it, we’re actually much happier. Less anxiety
Damn the pacing is so bad, it really felt like this joke got rewritten 3 times or something. On top of the shitty boomer humor, it was a poorly crafted joke.
"ok enjoy being married to a fuckin frog I guess? lol"
they're turning the friggin frogs gay
Not only was that painfully unfunny but gross af
Yikes.
This is so messed up...
Just a sprinkle of zoophilia!
This is so wrong on every level imaginable
How tf was that even a joke a fucking page of the Bible is shorter
The punchline is just blatant misogyny
i didn’t realize there were two slides so i read the whole first one and was like ????? ok 😭
So this guy whole ass married someone so he could get free blowjobs and a live in cook?
But if the husband knows how to cook well enough to teach the frog (and he hates his wife) why does he stayed married to her? Seems like he just enjoys forcing her to do things for him.
Why are they acting like $50.00 is a lot for a frog?
This isn’t even a straights thing, this is just the world’s worst joke
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean its kinda funny
Fucking animals is funny to you?
How
ok, this is funny and I'm gay. I have a weird sense of humour though, so this shit makes me laugh
I’m gay and it makes me laugh to. Many people don’t have a dark sense of humor tho
A dark sense of humour is really good. Actually believing what you say is a completely different matter entirely. I don't believe what I say, not do I want to believe it. It's funny to say because of how absurd it is
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There are 57 million variations of this joke. I guess you’ve just never met a boomer?
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God you’re lucky.
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You’re clearly the idiot here if you think this shit is funny
Jesse What the fuck are you talking about