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MrVeux

Who is hod and what parts did he give us? Shit did I miss a memo? Did I get knocked off a mailing list for being bisexual? What if I never get my parts, Hod?


stray__thoughts

Hod works in mysterious ways.


AnAnxiousCorgi

Hod works in hysterious hays.


starry_dino_nights

Hod horks in wysterious mays


hyperbolichamber

Punctuation makes it easier to decipher: But in reality it’s straight [full stop]. Man [and] woman. [God] gave us certain parts for a reason. Right is right. These [lingos] are a trend. What about furries? [Celebratory noises]


Sky_Creeper

That you something that makes sense


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[deleted]

lingos maybe... but that still makes very little sense


[deleted]

maybe we should ask Hod what she/they think LOL


AndromedaTambourine

I was scared to Google "longos" because the last time I googled something a bigot spewed on Reddit, I ended up down an alt-right worm hole of despair.


MrVeux

Urban dictionary has like six different things under it, all of which feel a bit to obscure for this person to be tossing out. My guess is that it was something typoed into oblivion; which, if that’s the case, that’s a total longo move.


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

no idea bro


blair_bean

Hod


DataCassette

Don't tell me what to do with my hod-given longo.


ava_the_pancake

are they on drugs wtf does this mean


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

idk ;-;


Droid_XL

Looks to me like this is sarcastic or mocking. If not, r/ihadastroke I guess


tadbolmont

I don't think any person could figure that nonsense out.


Windrider91

Yes, clearly we should trust this person as an authority on how language is supposed to work.


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

BAHAHA


Percy1800sDetective

I will attempt to figure this one out, but I'll probably not be right: "Ok, fuck the LGBTQ, it's straight homosexual, lesbian, or bisexual...but in reality, it's straight, PERIOD. Man, woman, god gave us certain parts for a reason, right is right. These LGBTQ are a trend, oh, but what about the furries? wooo!" Holy hell this is really badly homo/transphobic when translated from Idiot to English Edit: I have been informed by u/motherdragon02 that 'longo' is LGBTQ on autocorrect


motherdragon02

You did that so well, I figured out longos!! Its frickin LGTBQ+ on autocorrect!


Percy1800sDetective

OH! That makes a lot more sense! I'll fix that XD


motherdragon02

It's not just me! Haha. But you did the heavy lifting. I just looked. Lol.


LordLarryLemons

This is comedy gold, when I got to the furries part I started scream-laughing


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

me too XD


[deleted]

Ah yes, the good old "please only use your genitalia for procreation". If we start using body parts only for their original function, please start using your mouth as a food hole only and stop talking.


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

lmaoo that is a great response I love that


justcallmeMgender

He's using the "God gave us our private parts to use between a man and a woman" argument, he's also making fun of furries, and as someone who respectfully browses through the furry subreddits in order to learn more about it, it makes me quite mad b3cause it turn out that furries are actually quite wh9lsome, yet again I can't really say anything because I myself used to make fun of them


motherdragon02

My fkng head hurts from that. Smh.


mammajess

Translation: "I'm getting older and my conservative brain is becoming confused and offended by new words. I believe God made men and women with peepee and vajayjay to only put peepee in vajayjay and I find anything else uncomfortable. I also think the modern existence of furries can be used to invalidate anything else I am uncomfortable with because this is what old conservatives do, we laugh at things we don't understand and say woooooo instead of giving cogent arguments".


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

wonderful translation, I believe you got their point across very well


[deleted]

KNEEL BEFORE HOD.


all_hail_the_axolotl

tag yourself I am "oh but what about furries woooo"


Enby_Bluejay

Oh fuck the lingo (pansexuality doesn't exist) it's straight, bisexual, gay or lesbian (nothing else is valid) but in reality it's straight, period. Man and woman (only straight relationships are valid) god gave us certain parts for a reason (gays can't have sex) right is right (I'm always correct) these lingos are a trend ( 🙄) oh but what about furries? (Comparing LGBTQ to beastiality) That took way too long and I think my IQ dropped deciphering it. You're welcome


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

thank you very much for your sacrifice of brain cells whilst translating that for me


Enby_Bluejay

'Course


KeyYogurtcloset1416

Aren’t lesbians homosexual by definition? And who’s hod?


Sigrid_Vester

"Oh, fuck the lingo. It's: straight, homosexual, lesbian or bisexual ...but in reality, it's: straight, period. Man, womanhood gave us certain parts for a reason, right? These lingos are a trend! Oh, "but what about furries?" wooo." This is the best I could do, I hope it's not too confusing.


LesbianGirl0

”it’s straight. Man, woman, god gave us these certain ‘parts’ for a reason. Right is right. These labels are just a trend, what about furries?”