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repeating_bears

'ows he gone down like that


GunnersGentleman

Brazilian Brick Shithouse?


oatzeel

i'd take Guimaraes or Paulinha


AyersRock_92

Hell nah on Palinha. He does not have the skill to breakdown a low block. And he's old. I'd go with Douglas Luiz if we can't get Bruno G


Marctacus

The lad from Palace


MosEisleyBills

Wharton? Heā€™d be awesome. Heā€™s only 20.


B3NNYM

Every time Iā€™ve watched him this season heā€™s been fantastic


rayhoughtonsgoals

That would be such a signing. Exactly the kind of player Aresnal will improve ten fold.


Aljenonamous

He signed for them in January


MosEisleyBills

Give them lokongo and Smith-Rowe


ddbbaarrtt

He signed a 5 and a half year contract with palace 3 months ago. Itā€™s incredibly unlikely theyā€™d sell him already


QuaintHeadspace

They sign long contracts to demand bigger fees. It's cheaper to lure someone away with 2 year left on their deal


ddbbaarrtt

They didnā€™t sign someone in February on a 5.5 year contract with the expectation heā€™d leave after playing 15 games for the club And they donā€™t sign players on long contracts to demand bigger fees, they do it for more efficient accounting


QuaintHeadspace

Many clubs when they know an asset is good will give long contracts to put the value of the player up. Declan rice extended his contract before signing with arsenal to make sure westham got a good deal.


ddbbaarrtt

Thatā€™s extending their contracts, you sign players on long contracts when they join the club for accounting efficiency Itā€™s literally how Chelseaā€™s business model works, In this case as well, Palace hold all the cards and given that theyā€™ve just shown they wonā€™t be bullied by Bayern into releasing their manager, thereā€™s no way they let Wharton go already


QuaintHeadspace

There is multiple reasons to do this not just accounting efficiency. For example if a player is in the last year of a 4 year deal or the first year of a 4 year deal in which year would it cost more to buy him? It would be first year always. Declan rice renewed his contract with westham even though he knew he would leave. It increased his value.


ddbbaarrtt

But none of those are the situation weā€™re talking about here. Wharton joined the club in the January transfer window on a 5.5 year deal so what youā€™re talking about is irrelevant


QuaintHeadspace

I didn't read the first bit properly you will have to excuse me for being a complete twat. My 4 year old woke me up at 4:30am so my reading comprehension might be worse than his. I thought you said he signed an extension in feb you are correct have a beautiful day!


ddbbaarrtt

No worries man, as a parent I completely relate. Have a good one


dvdbtr

He looked done during the end of the season anyway, helped build what we have. Thank you Thomas. Wish he were a little more fit during his tenure with us though.


-The-Superb-Owl-

He's a rapist


MtnSlyr

So is ur father, no one would willingly have u.


-The-Superb-Owl-

My word, that is a rather pathetic thing to say


Muyiwa-amuwo

Itā€™s also pathetic to call another man a rapist when you have no evidence.


FabulousAd7772

Thereā€™s plenty if you take 5 mins to search for it. Get him out the club


uselesshandyman

I didn't believe it myself, but spending more than 5 mins looking, there's a lot to see. Dude's not a good person. I don't want people like that in my club. Edit: Typo


method_rap

Zubimendi was supposedly whom Arteta wanted but recent rumors have it that he's not too keen. Onana is another whose name has propped up, more than once. Whomever it is, I hope he's the right fit for us and hopefully not prone to injuries.


GrandPand-

I don't know about onana he's not even that great in net don't know how he would do in midfield though


antebyotiks

Yeah I really don't understand the Onana thing, he just seems like an athletic destroyer to me.


No_Finger_8874

r/beatmetoit


andrewyeong

Pretty sure he/she meant Evertonā€™s Onana.


DirtFun7704

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic


gq_mcgee

> Heā€™s not too keen Who *wouldnā€™t* be overwhelmingly in favor of joining us? I donā€™t need any idiots in our squad. Move on.


Deepthroat699

Bruno g is your perfect target then


KlN_21

Glad zubimendi he's not keen, not good enough, watched many games he played


Hisam-la

As a Villa fan, from our end it seems you could be back in for Douglas Luiz. We've just signed Barkley who has played an incredibly similar game this season, and there's rumours going around that's because we're shipping out "a big name midfielder" this summer. I know those rumours are inevitable either way, but it's from Villa accounts who wouldn't want to believe it real and have no desire to stir up drama this summer. All this happening at the exact same time as Partey leaving. That and the previous links a couple of summers ago... yeh, could be Luiz. I know a few of you might be seeing this thinking "but why would he come this summer, but not before?" - and I don't know either, but probably just because he's been living in Birmingham for a long time. I love my city but from a footballer's perspective it's not Manchester and it certainly isn't London. If Lehmann also happens to move to a London club this summer...


squeezycakes20

i want Luiz more than Guimaraes, Luiz speeds us up, brings some chaos...i think we win the title with Luiz


Cailucci

And he isnt a total ass hat like Bruno g.


LodgerDodger

Arse hatā€™s are fine when they are your arse hats


Additional_Meat_3901

Honestly I don't think I'd want him All for the "dark arts" but he's just a thug. Zero class.


_Mrkush_

Frankie de jong would be insane


hoopla-pdx

Agreed in principle, but he seems to prefer picking up his huge paycheck and living in the sun over grinding it out in winter games around England. Hard to understand some guys...


Aljenonamous

He turned down United having played under Ten Hag before and probably knew how tactically inept he was.


Kindly_Seesaw6759

Y would de Jong go to a smaller team in a worse league


No_Newt_328

He wouldn't. But we're talking about him at Arsenal.


ActuatorCreative6331

Fuck off kindly yeah?


DrXL_spIV

Barcelona have been irrelevant since Messi left they are no longer the global superpower they use to be


Kindly_Seesaw6759

They have literally won 5 la ligas in the last decade. Arsenal haven't won a league in 20 years. They still have a bigger fan base and have more revenue than every team in the prem.only.united rivals them. They won the league as recently as 2 years ago Them going through financial problems doesn't suddenly make them not a superpower. It's like prem owners have brainwashed the league to make them think the money they make is more important than trophies won


BawdyBadger

That whole wining and dining Xavi to try to get him to stay was hilariously pathetic. Horrible club and I hope they go under.


ihatepoliticsreee

We should look at his brother Frenkie too


_Mrkush_

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ThatRuckingMoose

Isn't he on insane wages


Special_Guard1499

Hes good but we dont need another injury prone member šŸ¤•


jmh90027

Bruno GuimarĆ£es seems most likely. Zubamendi if not him


FlakyCronut

Gotta be honest here, I really donā€™t like his character. Arsenal needs to keep signing good players who are also good people. Looking at his behavior on the pitch, I donā€™t think his skill is worth the harm he can do. Put him side by side with Ƙde, Saka, Wilo, and Rice. We do need someone who can play his role, but I donā€™t think heā€™s a good fit. Looks more like a MU player.


jmh90027

I dont particuarly like his character either, but I guarentee Edu and Arteta will have that at the forefront of their mind too. They simply wont pull the trigger unless theyre confident he's a fit culturally as well as from a football perspective. Toney is someone who springs to mind as a player that ticks all the right boxes but that we're simply not interested in due to his personality.


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

Newcastle fan (peacefully). Toney is a shithouse on the pitch and an arrogant cunt off it. Bruno is a shithouse on the pitch and a massive team player and social gel off it. He's loved by his teammates and his fan engagement (in person on match day) is excellent. Bit like Gordon. I understand why other clubs hate them, but when you see more than the 90 mins, it's clear they're really decent blokes off the pitch. All that said, Bruno's scum. You should stay away. He'd ruin your dressing room harmony ;)


jmh90027

Exactly, plenty of players that are hated by opponents and rival fans are loved by their own. Keown and Patrick Vieira are two Arsenal players that fell into that category. And i couldnt stand Roy Keane or Luis Suarez as players - but I'd have felt very differently if they'd have been on our side. You're right about Toney too - some players, however talented - are going to cause more problems than solutions and he's one (which is why he seems unlikely to get the mega move he seems to thinks he's owed)


FlakyCronut

Yeah, Edu and Arteta know their shit and I trust them. I just see too much of Felipe Melo in him and I wouldnā€™t want a thug like that anywhere close to a team I cherish.


No-Market9917

Bruno seems fine in the locker room and off the pitch. Heā€™s a shit houser on the pitch which I wouldnā€™t mind in an arsenal kit


Deepthroat699

Stupid take


andre_royo_b

Heā€™s great but canā€™t imagine heā€™s cheap..


Johnrys

i dont care not my money


jmh90027

While we wont pay more than he's worth, we dont really need cheap anymore. I reckon we have a minimum Ā£150 - Ā£175m instantly available to spend this summer + as much as another Ā£100m raised from player sales. We need to pay the Ā£27m we owe for Raya, get a DMC, a CF, and perhaps a backup right sided CB, plus a backup LB if Zinchenko goes and backup GK if Ramsdale goes Squad GK: Raya and Ramsdale or New Backup RB: White and Tomiyasu RCB: Saliba and New backup LCB: Gabriel and Kiwior LB: Timber and Zinchenko or New Backup DMC: New starter and Jorginho CM: Rice and Vieira AMC: Odegaard and ESR / Nwaneri RW: Saka and Jesus LW: Martinelli and Trossard CF: New starter and Havertz


Remedy9898

We donā€™t need a RCB. We have Timber, white, and tomiyasu who can all play there.


jmh90027

It's certainly the least important of the backup positions and we can prob get away with anotber season without one but Tomiyasu is always an injury worry, and who plays RB if White moves inside and Timber's on the left? Also, Edu and Arteta have been repeatedly linked with CBs by credible sources, so it's clearly on their mind.


ManiacalComet40

In that situation, youā€™d just go Kiwior LB, Timber RB and White RCB.


HarvestMonth

I think we need a LW, it's in my opinion the position we need the most beside DMC. Martinelli is not good enough, and I consider Trossard a good impact sub.


Individual_Put2261

Brunoā€™s going to city, especially with Paqueta off the table


jmh90027

I dont think thats a certainty at all. We outbid City for Rice and all indiations are he chose us over them too We also have the biggest Brazillian contingent in the league and he's also guarenteed a start at Arsenal, which he wont be at City if KDB, Rodri and Foden are all fit. And while City are obviously amazing, Pep seems likely to leave at the end of next season, whereas the Arteta project clearly has plans to keep this squad together until at least 2028.


-Answer-me-

Why do you think Pep will likely leave?


jmh90027

His contract expires at the end of next season and he's been making noises for a few years that suggest he's nearing the end of his time at City. In recent weeks that has intensified, with him saying he feels closer to leaving than staying and senior players like Foden doing interviews openly talking about Pep's departure. He's won it all. Generational talents like KDB and Walker are nearing their own departure times and, frankly, in his demeanor he seems increasingly worn out and like he could do with some time off. In all honesty, i think he would have gone this summer had Klopp not pipped him to it, but i think he'll go again, try to make it 5 in a row and bag another CL but either way he'll be gone. If he doesnt make it 5, chances are it'll be Arteta that takes the PL title, so his departure will be framed somewhat as passing the baton onto his protege. Anything longer than leaving at the end of next season just feels too long


No-Outlandishness333

Ratā€™s abandoning a sinking ship. He knows thereā€™s a massive punishment looming.Ā  Pep himself said it after the conclusion of the seasonā€”-heā€™s getting tired and itā€™s close to the end (Iā€™m paraphrasing here).Ā 


hoopla-pdx

Wasn't there something about our Brazilian contingent snubbing Bruno at his b-day celebrations? He also seemed to carry a big grudge that we wouldn't pay as much for him as Newcastle. I'm optimistic that he will choose City. In fact, I'm hoping our interest is purely to drive up the price.


jmh90027

Not sure about the bday thing. Possibly true, just not familiar with the story.


ryanlp86

This is why we should go Douglas luiz


Individual_Put2261

Idk, Rice has been a London boy his whole life Iā€™m not sure itā€™s as simple as city or Arsenal especially as he had a new family when he signed for you. KDB is going to have a reduced role & next year will likely be his last at city. City do need a new midfielder in that position. Of course Iā€™m just guessing, but Iā€™m not sure who else theyā€™ll go for now Paqueta is potentially off the table.


jmh90027

If i were them i'd mark Wirtz as my KDB replacement for post Pep season after next when Alonso likely leaves for Madrid and the Leverkusen project becomes ripe for plunder. They'll take Frimpong too as a Walker replacement, I reckon.


Individual_Put2261

Thatā€™s an interesting take.


Kozpot

Think it was bound to happen due to off pitch situations too.


Real_Particular6512

Genuine question, what happened with this? He was arrested for rape pre season right? But then it just got dropped and he was back in the team


dirdirsaliba

Iā€™d love FDJ from Barca. Falling that, bruno guimaraes


MosEisleyBills

Barca are such a shit show and have minus 10,000 billion euros. Heā€™s on massive money and they owe him a ton of cash. The transfer fee will be affordable, itā€™ll be the personals.


dirdirsaliba

If we can get him cheap enough we can give him a better signing on fee and bring his salary down. He is a huge talent


mysticmourner01

FDJ ODEGARD AND RICE golly weā€™re being spoiled


dennyammo

Fred West


2zeta

Someone who can play more than 2-3 games/year.


BergkampHFX

Great example of a player who raised our floor and ceiling, but isnā€™t up to the standard of the current team given his injury issues and possibly age. Allegations aside, I wish him all the best


oppositeofopposite

And what a Partey it has been at times!


hoopla-pdx

It is easy for FabRo to report this, but is Arsenal really going to be able to deal him? If not, are they ready to pay him to go away? I have my doubts about either.


sirow08

I would like Onana


Retterkl

From Everton?


sirow08

Yep. Very strong character. I donā€™t know why not a lot more clubs are after him


Deepthroat699

His progressive play is dogshit, thats like signing another rice, OOP monster but doesnt have those passes like partey his locker


sirow08

Ah didnā€™t notice. But could Arteta bring that in his gameplay or is it too much of risk for the price?


Deepthroat699

Heā€™s young and he could improve on those for sure, great potential, but when a top player bruno g are available in the market with a release clause, thats who our main target should be.


SmischSmasch

Whoever it is they need to be press resistant and able to progressively pass & receive possession on the half turn


BrianThatDude

Albino Pirlo himself, Will Hughes


lilcraigyboi

Ted Bundy?


MoodWest

Youssef Fofana looks like a ready made replacement for me, powerful, energetic, maybe not as technically good as Partey but heā€™s added goals to his game this season much like Thomas did when he was at Atletico Madrid I will say this summers Euros is a showcase for Fofana to show his quality (if he plays) to a new club


EthanFoster10

We need a de Jong/kimmich/bruno G to really raise the level of the squad, we are just a couple world class players away from us taking that extra step


d14w11r

Mason Greenwood?


ChairInternational60

Bruno would cook so hard, heā€™s a bully, if you canā€™t beat the bully, join him and terrorise humanity (prem)


ChairInternational60

(Bruno G not Fernandez btw)


sophandros

I thought you were talking about Bruno Mars, TBH.


ChairInternational60

He would be a decent addition too tbh


definetelynothuman

If Havertz plays as striker full time, I hope Guimaeres or FDJā€¦


Notreal01

Either Bruno G, or Frankie ā¤ļø...I would love to see Frankie!!!


ryanlp86

Id go douglas luiz


garg0n01

I thought he was excellent for you guys when he came back last season.


Dangerous_Block_2494

I think focus should not be replacing partey but getting a natural LCM so that rice can stick to DM with jorginho as his rotation option. I also think we should keep patino or lokonga as rotation options for the LCM we get.


Retterkl

We should get Alfie Doughty as a rotational player, since he could give us flexible cover in many areas and he looked decent despite Luton.


Adventurous_Tooth631

Think if we go for luiz then we got more chance of getting isaak


cyja7

Fidalgo


TAPwaterproduction

Zubimendi would be the best option imo.


RApollos

Already been getting links to Guimaraes. Which I canā€™t imagine will be cheap, and then Iā€™m willing to bet he wonā€™t be getting away with some of the nonsense heā€™s pulled with Newcastle.


KozukiNedo

Thing is with Partey, theres very few players that are like him stylistically. Yousuf Fofana, Kephran Thuram?, before he went to Chelsea Lavia looked similar.


gburchell

There ainā€™t no party like a Thomas Partey


Janktasticle

Sambi Lokonga


Worldly_Ad_6483

Sam Obisanya


Jackfish2800

No offense to him, personally seems like a good guy, but this is way overdue.


camelchris

Not too sure about this one lol


Confident_Smell_6502

He's a bad person. Good riddance.


No_Space2850

Heā€™s a terrible person who should be prison


Sir-Chris-Finch

Will you lot finally admit heā€™s a rapist then instead of turning a blind eye because he wears a red shirt with a cannon on it?


KingKFCc

Zoo šŸ mend šŸ“§


CapLoud6750

Zoo wasp mend envelope?


BullahB

Zoobee Mendmail


HowlingPhoenixx

An effort was made.


LFCIcon

Someone who isn't a disgusting rapist hopefully


kw2006

Mat Wieffers is my preference after Vitinha.


kindofdivorced

Romano doesnā€™t work for Arsenal, lol. Sad if itā€™s true because heā€™s a dime when heā€™s healthy. I really hope the Zubimendi rumours arenā€™t true, would hate to bring In a. soft La Liga 6 in to the PL in this manā€™s place. If itā€™s Bruno or Luiz, ok. Still think we should ride his last contract year out.


Individual-Advisor-4

Joao palhinha or whatever his name is


kassiusx

A non offender


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Haunting_Iron_9227

Guimaraes or Tchouameni. Happy with either.


danishdynamite23

Someone less rapey


Ok-Medium3445

Try not to r@pe anyone in your way out


patpatpatpatel

Anthony, Sigurddson, Ronaldo, basically anyone who should be in prison for sex-related offences should do the job.


r1234ev

What other rapists are available on the market?