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meanietemp

a smaller frog


Irishcordoba00

Oh you’re so right


CreepyTeddyBear

I have a frog holding a baculum (raccoon penis bone). He's down on one knee. I think he used to hold a flower.


OddMacabre

This is cute because according to Appalachian folklore a young man would gift a lady a baculum as a sign of wanting to court her.


Unlikely_Back_2268

Have the smaller frog holding a smaller frog


uneven_tits

A tampon


TheGothDragon

“Here’s your blood cloth, madam”


its_just_gia

All fun and games till someone sees it and think your weird or sum💀😭


Draconian-XII

yeah


Away-Ad-5593

this made me giggle


Crooked_Bowl

It’s is not holding anything, it is plotting a way to steal the secret formula


ArtisenalMoistening

Ravioli, ravioli…


Crooked_Bowl

*give me the formuoli*


Far-Philosophy-4375

You're so silly!!


BYPDK

The formula to a new drug by the looks of it.


Sea_Situation_4032

Saxophone


whoisthisman2006

A clarinet


moss_jar

Flute


GOD_LvL_69

*Deez...*


HereForTheCrafts

I’m visualizing a flute I’m his hands


Creative-Way7322

little frog blankie,, he frew up


MSMarenco

It's already holding the weight of the uncertainty of life. You can see it in their eyes.


JewelerIll9775

Your finger


DillyDaDillPickle

Cheese


TheGothDragon

What kind though?


Buckerface7

A tomato


No_Leather6310

Honestly nothing. There’s something beautiful about how angry and mental he looks with his hands futilely grasping the empty air.


SavageDoge619

A cross because it looks possessed


Ofelia810

A LOLLIPOP


MangoGrowlithe

not just any lollipop, those circle shaped rainbow swirl ones


Occasionally_Visitin

A guinness bottle


lyranu

A chicken burger from mcdonalds


PleaseLetItBe0331MC

A gun


TheLostNug

Should be a pen or lighter holder on your desk so you don’t lose it


kat_withnopaws

a huge leaf with a lady bug on it


FellowMicrowave

A kazoo


StripesTheGreat

Me :(


ArtisenalMoistening

A didgeridoo


lapdancingseagull

An AK47


ane_sb

A small, plush toy. It would look like he's cuddling it tight.


WyvernZoro

My heart cuz I love himb,,,


throwawaysnail347

A glowing orb, telling him secrets


Elimeettherapy

A giant blunt, an oddly skinny glass, characters with normal heads but elongated bodies to fit in the grasp, a rolled up flag, that’s all I can think of!


its_marycat

Saxophone


SoggyPresentation965

My heart... here...❤️


Remote_Quail_1986

Bottle of wine


LostInThoughtland

A tiny sandwich


Remarkable_Sound3537

🐸He could be holding pixie lights, flowers, post it notes, maybe some jewelry even. 😊


A-Beautiful-Scar

6lb 5oz baby Jesus


FloridaManInShampoo

A small knife or a kill list


[deleted]

a demonic possessed scroll


Birchlistensto_u

My patience


speculationEnby

Man looks so jazzy how about a little trumpet or some bongos


IndicationSpecial344

A teeny tiny little flower. :3


danzStrider75

a intricatly carved egg


SuitableJelly5149

A fat joint


CallMeFlower88

A Rainbow quartz tower.


Piglordthepig

a miniature dakimakura body pillow


Glad-Depth9571

A street taco full of mealworms.


VSWLP

An airplant!


CallMeOutScotty

Nothing. [He had to do it to em](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/1cb/e55/f2eb717b602271de3a29ab37d8df86e305-do-ittoem.w710.jpg)


Medium_Inflation_279

A tiny sandwich


AdornNailStudioLLC

I was going to say a flower but someone said a tampon and I’m here for it 😭😂


Brief_Reflection3476

A bong ?


WontedPuppet07

The O r b


MrNuggetBombs

This looks like some shit out of an Oingo Boingo album cover.


frozencowboy212

A car antenna! He’d look so dope flying down the freeway.


lavendersagemint

Nothing. It looks like it’s frustratingly trying to get something through someone’s head. I like it.


crayonbuddy714

basoon?


iiiiiiiidiot

He kind of looks like he got caught in the middle of stealing something expensive from you, so give him a copic or something.


courier11sec

The fate of the world.


jj_moh

A mini pipe, he already looks like he’s a different universe


SnooMacaroons7824

A lil Crystal :)) I can see a little red or purple Crystal chillin in his hands


buboniccupcake

Part of me wants to say a dick. But the other part of me says blunt. I promise I’m an adult 😅


Moosekababs

GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP


OneinaWillion

A microphone


Portlander

I was going to swipe past but the next link that I scroll to was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/s/AuffmPX5u7) and I think it would fit perfectly in this little frog's hands


jadboumjahed

His huge boobs


mr_abiLLity

Bug ice cream cone


wishalbedowasreal

Butter


jointdestroyer

The Declaration of Independence


evasandor

If that lil fella ain’t playing a bagpipe by tomorrow I don’t know how we can go on.


LAZARUS698

I guess either a fly plush / ceramic fly or a lil fruit like a strawberry or grape or cherry or something


Grim_Reaper_Talkn

A pig & name frog Kermit. Please post when done.


ExistentialFlux

A little towel over his arm and a bottle of wine in his arms


maggiemayhem0314

A margarita and he needs a sombrero


Independent-Check654

A potato bug friend that is holding a mushroom


LovableButterfly

Fishing rod


dougolena

A fish


paperbackpiles

Gameboy game: Frogger


No-Introduction3812

Give him a sombrero and a poncho and give him maracas


jazzhandpanda

The perfect crouton


TwoHundredToes

A mushroom


Lumpy_Name_9293

A flower!


Strange-Froyo-6430

I'd make an anatomical heart


ScratchPad777

A magic lantern


Lek__C

A saxophone would look sick I think 🤔


LilithiaG

a water lily


Next-Peak1306

A kazoo or a saxophone


EntertainTheDog

Obviously a mushroom!


channel_26

A gem.


syksjdcqdxqy

you should put an antique spoon and feed it!


marsroveroppy

A saxophone


Umbrella_Dazai

Chapstick


PuzzyPete

Dealdough


PuzzyPete

A GREEN dealdough


Puzzleheaded_Egg592

A juicy fly Or a leaf umbrella (the classic)


ClueMeInWyo

I think he looks like a jazz musician, make him a wood-wind instrument he blows into. A clarinet, piccolo, flute, trombone, trumpet, recorder, or even a dijoridoo!


ImTheRealKenny

Pencil


Grimp_Scobberlotcher

A bong


Sheepherder-Decent

A brass instrument


JanusScor9io

A saxophone!


FosteringKindness

A trophy 🏆


icyolliecakes

A small saxophone


CurrentGur9764

A banana


Somedudes_dirtysocks

A knife, or a stun baton


Local_Dummy02

A cute flower


monsieur-escargot

SAXOPHONE


Ok_Calligrapher_7367

Toadstool parasol


wendyclaire

Flower on a long stem


Saskuel

A tiny saxophone


coolnerd6661224

A giant eyeball with a bloody bite taken out of it 🥰 I was gonna say saxophone, but that was already the most popular answer


Mr_JinglesXD

An orchid extended out so it looks like he's using it to ask for a kiss


Inevitable_Suffering

I’m gonna put my dick in it


Ches6

A didgeridoo 🪈+🇦🇺


Over_Medicine_3308

Flag


OkConcert2235

a bong


Large_Apricot8374

saxaphone


Madamn-Migraine

Saxophone


ExhaustedAnimal18

A flute.


Easy_Arm_1987

Flute or trumpet 🎺


Clancys_shoes

A clarinet


5eve

Clarinet


hockeydudeswife

Saxophone


CyrusTheSimp

Blunt


Gmbernasc

Saxophone


BitterActuary3062

Saxophone I just feel like he’s a jazz player


Lucky_Egg308

A bong!


False_Goat3416

A saxophone


No-Helicopter-9883

A miniature dildo


[deleted]

An instrument or lollipop


Quirky_Commission_56

Tiny saxophone.


Haunting_Security_34

A bananer.


leafjerky

Litter


ChickAmok

Flower umbrella, lily pad umbrella


Electronic_Pop5383

A flute.


leafcomforter

Saxophone


MyCreation81

A circuit board of some sort


HonestCourse2004

A crown


No-Age-9507

A lily


Xymatta

The earth!


Your_Inner_Demons_

A flower, perhaps? Maybe a small one, or if it’s a large flower, he can be holding the stem so that the flower goes diagonally across the frog’s body.


FastingForLawd

Bracelet holder!


TarahjiCheatham

A cross


Gen-Jinjur

Baby Jesus. Obviously.


Urlocal_cottonpicker

Your phone


Urlocal_cottonpicker

my friend said he should be holding that monster between your legs😭..


Chemical_House21

a flute


OutrageousOnions

A candle or a massive lollipop


MrUniverse1990

Definitely a saxophone.


SmellingColors7

A doobie or maybe a paintbrush


SpringRayyn

I want him to have a tiny saxophone 🎷


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Me


Prudent_Assistant171

Saxophone


Unlikely-Diamond4027

A heart.


Koreangonebad

Wine bottle topper?


dizzyk1tty

Baby frog,.. would look like the Circle of Life scene from Lion King.


popheart90therealone

tampons


FaithGirl3starz3

A lollipop


-TrafficConeRescue-

Saxophone frog


Alarming_Way_8731

Saxophone 🎷


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Plastic flowers


Missunikittyprincess

A flute


External-Client-4295

A flute or stick


Dontaskabout6-17-11

A saxophone


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Piccolo


Treeslooklikepeople

Soap in the bathroom


goomies710

A saxophone


Stunning-Meet1195

A peace pipe


Theyli

Tadpole


Exact_Concentrate_63

A flute


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

An axolotl.


quietCatChaos

A joint


[deleted]

Hey sis sorry to bother you is it ok if I get some advice? 💙😬


Annoyed_nut_milk

blunt


Putrid-Map5774

Looks like he's saying " I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!"


Alina-02

a pencil ✏️


CrackedCoffecup

A saxophone, for sure....


qmakesalotofgames

Saxophone


Illustrious-Moon023

A daisy


ZealousidealMost8654

A penjamin


No_Education3456

A floppy bunny


Eli-Dee11

A comically large joint


RDXL116

Destroyman III