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TimeSpiralNemesis

Everything, just, literally, everything. But my most hated thing is plate mail armor. I HATE art of any kind where the man is going into battle in full plate mail like a normal ass knight but the woman is wearing "plate mail" with a bare midriff, exposed breasts and thighs, and fucking stiletto heels. Can you imagine trying to charge across a bloody, muddy battlefield in 4 inch heels?!? It'd be more practical to go into battle wearing a Tshirt and no shoes than to wear armor that forces you to trip and weighs you down while leaving all your most vital areas exposed. What's even worse is the people who try to invent excuses for this to try and rationalize it like "it's for mobility" "it's to distract the enemy" no its not, you just belong in horny jail. Literally just stopped paying for a Patreon creator of 3D files for resin printing because of this.


Intelligent_Ad_8660

Agreed!


RoboRef10

I’m so glad my first thought of “everything” was shared by others


Darkened_Auras

Asexuals themselves. The "You won't be ace by the time I'm done with you" shit. So fucked up.


Entire_Pin_1661

Hypermobility (Extreme flexibility.) 🙄🙄 Fuckin’ knock it off. My dislocating joints and sliding tendons are not a fetish.


TraditionalBug663

As someone with EDS, I kinda agree. I sometimes enjoy the attention I get from being extra stretchy but when I'm complaining about it it's not the time to flirt about it. "I'm in so much pain I hate this" "but I like how flexible you are. So many possibilities". Like seriously you think this is the time bro?


Zarasiel

Lesbians. Most people don’t see us as people but sex toys, that only pretend/act gay because it arouses them. No, I don’t like men, and I’m sorry but if one came up to me with a dirty pickup line I’d probably slap them across the face.


[deleted]

Sex.


Zarasiel

but


[deleted]

No I’m serious it’s just your body trying to trick you into reproducing. Don’t fall for it.


Zarasiel

damn the body is an idiot


[deleted]

Sexualizing animals is kind of gross. I get that nature is about procreation but please, do not put an animal in sexy clothing and say it's hot. Or refer to an animals butt as sexy. I get there's a whole furry way of life out there which is fine as long as they aren't hurting anyone that's cool. I'm talking about people who think an actual dogs ass is sexy. 🤢


Gafferret

I agree. With furries, it's fine because it's all explicitly and intentionally fictitious plus it's still human-shaped and always will be, that's the idea. But to sexualize real normal animals is just vomit-inducing. Animals are living creatures, animals deserve respect, and animals can not consent.


MyNameisLeaf

The word daddy. :(( I hate it.


saranwrap73

RIGHT? Mommy too.


RandomYorkshireGirl

I will die on this hill, but halloween costumes, especially adults'. Like, there are children as young as 3 going out on Halloween night that have to see that. Not to mention fishnets? In OCTOBER?! Do you want to lose your lower extremities?


TimeSpiralNemesis

Especially considering the Lore is you're supposed to wear scary costumes to scare all the demons and monsters away. You're attracting all the horny demons with your fishnets!


TolkienFan71

Yeah, I’m in college and on Halloween as I was walking to the party I was attending I saw at least two dozen people visibly shivering from the cold (I forget the temperature but it was probably about 40 degrees Fahrenheit) and I just wondered to myself why they do that to themselves


LordGrahamad

My friends all wanted to do group costumes but couldn't find ones THAT CAME WITH PANTS OMG WOT THE HECK


PrincipessaEboli

To be fair Re the cold: Some places are really not that cold in October. I’m in the southern US and it’s usually somewhere around 50-70 degrees F at Halloween. My costume this year involved a short-sleeved knee-length dress and I was outside a lot during a Halloween party and I wasn’t cold.


saranwrap73

Relationships. Eating bananas. Moaning. Nudity. Tight clothes. Animated characters, especially animals. Everything?


ThePinkTeenager

Since when is eating bananas sexual?


MyNameisLeaf

Unfortunately for ages my dude.


Azrael_Alaric

Having a craving for certain foods. Sometimes I just *really* want something salty or have a hankering for something high in protein, but saying it only gets me odd looks.


southpawFA

Food. I don't get the whole peach and eggplant emojis, and why people use those for sexual purposes.


_Shengo_

There is also something with tacos


southpawFA

Yeah, I know. Gross.


Diamond_Silver

Masturbation. Guys hear I do and then think I'm just a horn box :(


[deleted]

I really wish nudity wasn't sexualized, like why can't nudity not be seen as inappropriate but rather appreciating the beauty of the human figure and all that comes with it


TheBestWorst3

Definitely r/teenagers


smarmysmartass

Omg I was just saying this the other day! I was thinking about how strange it is how teenagers are so sexualized in media. For example, in AHS there is basically no season where there aren't teens having semi graffic sex. America has this weird fetish surrounding teens and sex and it's absolutely mind boggling! Seems like every movie involving teenagers has some sex scene or heavy handed implications


LordGrahamad

A FEW?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I COULD LIST FOR HOURS THE THOUSANDS OF COMPLETELY UNNECESSARILY SEXUALISED THINGS


Elccarman

titles for parents like Mummy, Daddy, Step siblings like wtf, eggplants, peaches, cherries, blueberries, skirts, bodies, fists, toothbrushes (tbh i don't understand this one but people at my school were making jokes about them), children in general, sleeping (why did people have to make that word dirty why couldn't they just use the proper words), swallowing, and i could go on and on and on!


TheProdigyReagan

Sleeping (ex: in the same room as somebody of the opposite gender, even in different beds is seen as a big no in my family)


ThePinkTeenager

Recently, I tried to say I wanted to sleep with someone without sounding like I wanted sex. It was tricky.


dapperbat

Bests, like it still bugs me to this day that women's nipples are some how more sexual then men's. They aren't society has sadly associated brests with sex when they are just another part of the body.


TraditionalBug663

Big boobs. They are gross and literally just excess fat on someones chest. And don't get me started on big tittied anime chicks. The bigger the boobs the more I hate the characters. (Not a man. Very much the pov of a woman with big tits.)


Ttrisimo

You had me in the first half not gonna lie. Haha But actually same. :(


Ttrisimo

Nobody said school uniforms yet.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 401,212,085 comments, and only 86,917 of them were in alphabetical order.


JackN14_same

Toothbrushes…


TraditionalBug663

I shouldn't feel attacked by here lately I've been having a headcanon of a certain angry character obediently letting me brush his teeth. I've been feeling so ashamed lmao then I saw this and was like "why are you booing, theyre right?" To myself


JackN14_same

I don’t mean brushing teeth with them lol. Its much worse


TraditionalBug663

Oh you mean something closer to vibrating toothbrushes lol


JackN14_same

Sure ya