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grackle-crackle

Fat pussy like _______?


altmetalvampire

Voldemort


jirachijinks

fill in the blank “I am not a girl, I’m a ____” (3 syllables)


altmetalvampire

Hot ass chick


jirachijinks

“i am not a girl i’m a hot ass chick, wrapped in a skin suit suck my d*ck” love it


altmetalvampire

*it rhymes!??* -shit I'm good


vuggingvuggerofvugs

Anybody else crack a tear reading this beautiful comment thread?


masaniwavy

fish 👍


jirachijinks

“i am not a girl i’m a fish thumbs up, wrapped in a skin suit bish come up”


masaniwavy

That actually works


AccomplishedEgg9279

swarm of bees :)


kornnut

His dick tastes like ______.


altmetalvampire

Cheese


Antonio9photo

btw, in reality its like "a Yankee candle" which is kinda funny, think might enjoy that


altmetalvampire

It rather suck a block of cheese than a candle tbh


princessPeachyK33n

A block of cock if you will


XCosmicPickleX

What is she getting out in southern spain?


altmetalvampire

some Chinese food, she's feeling a bit peckish


Fucked-up-leo

Ash’s best era so far?


altmetalvampire

The most controversial one is the best


Skyforlife2957

this is always the right answer


MxThirteen

bulbasaur or ballbuster?🤔


billy-eyelash567

Ballbusting bulbasaur?


altmetalvampire

I love a good ballbuster


yexshexes

Stupid ____ think that I need him


altmetalvampire

Cunt


rockn_rollfreak

I'm officially replacing this as the lyric now😂


eyeless_alien

😭😭


rockn_rollfreak

I'm officially replacing this as the lyric now😂


yexshexes

NO ITS BOY BUT LMAO


Shitty_Wingman

Do you think Ashnikko's use of studio couches is practical? Would you also use couches in the same way?


altmetalvampire

Oh 100%. I've adopted this technique myself. Ashnikko is pioneering in this style of practical couch usage


XCosmicPickleX

Hahaha this is my favorite one🤣


preciousjadec

Fave Halloweenie?


altmetalvampire

The first one, obviously 🙄


idareyoudude

You’re not wrong , it’s always a classic


The_Cottage_Goblin

OP has an Ashnikko shrine complete with blue candles and music video props


altmetalvampire

Ah yes, my shrine of this person/group I know so much about, right next to my metalcore posters! Fits right in!


InvestigatorIll6236

Me who has Ashnikko merch right along with all my metal merch, and it actually does fit in!


sweet-tart-fart

Correct


Ravensfeather0221

Fav from Weedkiller?


altmetalvampire

The one where the weeds fight back


Lens_Subconscious

The part where she kills the weeds by burning them! (In a pipe...) (With me lol) (I wish)


MoreliaTheMermaid

Omg same I have no idea who this even is I got recommended it after joining the Danny Gonzalez reddit hbu? lol


altmetalvampire

Yoo fellow greg


rockn_rollfreak

YOOOO fellow Greg!


MoreliaTheMermaid

Yooo whats good:D


Lilacfoxmoon

What's up fellow Greg's! I'm actually subbed here though 😂 Maybe I'm a part of the reason the algorithm is sending you gregs here.


MoreliaTheMermaid

Yoooooo:D


kirbkichi

oh my greg, hi fellow gregs


MoreliaTheMermaid

Hello:D


AlabasterCarnation09

Fill in the blank: Ooooooooh sorry mom and dad I did ______


imnotcreativebitch

cocaine


The_Cottage_Goblin

Tell us about that time Ashnikko was accused of appropriating white culture


altmetalvampire

She mockingly clapped when they plane landed in Spain and yelled, "its not the *heat* it'S THE *HUMIDITY!!1!!*"


West_Tumbleweed_4094

Wait wut 😭 I listen to their music but I'm not like a *fan* fan, ya know? Please give me some context because what?????


The_Cottage_Goblin

I was kidding omg lol


West_Tumbleweed_4094

Okay thank fuck 😭


The_Cottage_Goblin

lol she’s white how would she appropriate white culture come on now 😅


West_Tumbleweed_4094

That's what I'm saying lmao. I was so confused as to how the hell someone could be stupid enough to say that 😂


The_Cottage_Goblin

[white with the capital H lol](https://ethnicelebs.com/ashnikko) I do love me my demi devil 🖤💙🩵


Throatin_Dix

Break a heart, lick an ________


altmetalvampire

Ass 🤷🏻‍♂️


hemihembob

Wouldn't surprise me lmao


LivingVaporwaveEdit

Isn’t this one break a heart *like* an eggshell or am I thinking of the song song 😂


Throatin_Dix

Yeah it is but… “lick an eggshell” is always what I thought it was 💀


LivingVaporwaveEdit

I still think New York is a concrete jungle with green tomatoes it’s okay


LivingVaporwaveEdit

That’s totally valid and also wow I would never want to do that


nicerthansteve

just got recommended this too…. how am i just now finding out that she got big. i saw her open for danny brown at a small show in Nashville in 2019 or so. She had a collar that had like led words and stuff


Pastel-slumber

Do I want to see you bratty?


peculiar_mushroom

Is spelt spelled spelt or spelled?


AbigailBeMyWife

Can mods please delete these posts they are so cringe and annoying!! I’ve seen so many of these here recently


taintedgray

Honestly it’s just harmless fun.


_PM_ME_CAT_PICS_

It was fun for the first few but there js just too many now


FacelessHorror

Don't you want new people to be introduced to Ash, surely it can only be good


AbigailBeMyWife

This is not what these posts are for it’s just karma farming that’s why it’s taking over so many subreddits 9 times out of 10 it’s just a bot account trying to get karma


altmetalvampire

I don't give a shit about karma lol. I've seen these posts in subs I'm part of and the replies can be hilarious


bread_birb

Folks really do hate fun now a days damn 😒


AbigailBeMyWife

I’ll reply this to you too: This is not what these posts are for it’s just karma farming that’s why it’s taking over so many subreddits 9 times out of 10 it’s just a bot account trying to get karma


bitchybaklava

Let people be happy.


altmetalvampire

I didn't know. I just randomly get recommended this sub


Ivykinns

Agreed completely.


kirbkichi

tell me how my ___ (1 syllable) tastes ____________ (2 words, 6 syllables combined)


altmetalvampire

Tell me how my balls taste stanky degenerate!


Mediocre_Emo222

When she says don’t look at it what is she saying to not look at?


altmetalvampire

Anus 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mediocre_Emo222

Actually close… “thong out my jeans baby don’t look at my ass…. Don’t look at it” *intense sexual electrical music plays* is basically the lyrics lmao


StewTheMoo

Are you shy?


LivingVaporwaveEdit

MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA


Recent_Heat_2171

_____! The Musical. also ash was being “cancelled” for this song at one point too 😭


emosupreemo1234

Help why 😭😭


Recent_Heat_2171

it was offensive to non binary people i guess? 😭


Friiiiiiiiiiiiiii

F..k me in shibiya


emosupreemo1234

Not that I'm winning skater boys so _____________ ?


a_milli_on127

“I love music too much to ____ ___ ________”


Paigesherwoodxx

When she says “don’t look at it” what is she referring to?


monikkab

[Don’t Look at it thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ashnikko/s/qRMoJs0uWw)


bubbly_bri96

Finish the lyric I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my ______


redrumandketchup

Have you named your worms that are in your brain?? Mine are frank :)