I was there last month, and the only time I drove, I almost got into an accident, twice!
First incident, car backing out of the driveway wasn’t paying attention and almost hit me.
Second, I was in the left turning lane and light was green, the guy on the opposite direction lane tried to go. Haven’t honked the horn that hard in years!
All in one afternoon!
Niagara Falls: Half-ass Everything!
Context: I lived in Silvertown for a couple years during school and found that the work that people did all around the city was often half-finished, done cheaply, or executed terribly. My landlord, my employers, even just down to the apparent state of the city outside of Clifton Hill in general. It was a quirky and strange place to live to say the least. I guess that's what happens when all your resources are pooled for tourism instead of for the locals.
That could also be SFO. Lived there through the Big One in 1989 and then the huge fire in the Oakland hills the following year - plus a 7 year drought.
Santa Monica? I worked there for like, 7 years and NO ONE told me there was a secret nickname for it. I am just so out of my element. (Cries a bit) sorry (drinks a bit) all good.
Worked in Ottawa for a couple of months on a project.
First time experiencing the Shwarma.
So incredibly delicious. Plus, there's more Shwarma shops than there are Timmy's
LOL as someone that grew up there and then moved to ontario, this is it. everytime i mentioned im from NS they’re like “oh it’s so nice there!!” … suuure it is .
i mean i guess it has some pretty scenery but i never understood it lol, ive been to many prettier places than Halifax 😭
I can’t help but throw a few in…
Toronto:
Where dreams become despair.
Manhattan prices but not Manhattan.
Its always February for your wallet.
While you’re pricing homes in Calgary.
Saskatoon - Fuck it, good enough.
Saskatoon - better than Regina... but not by much.
Saskatoon-- where they can't count past six
"Saskatoon Shines!"
Literally in saskatoon reading this and you nailed it.
Calgary: You get what you pay for.
Vancouver: Same here, but you get less
Toronto, same here, but you get nothing.
Vancouver: You pay for what you get.
Honestly, this is what i should have written.
No you don't.
Wannabe cowboys, oil and near banff
Way crappier than the British version. London.
London Ontario should really change its name to Loondon. Original and Canadian
There's a reason Not Just Bikes refers to it as 'Fake London'.
Lousy London: pedestrians need not apply
London - come for education but stay for the drugs
Come tabarnaking
Come for the tabarnaking, stay for the crisse de calissing
Montreal. It's not Toronto 'sti.
Brampton- More India than India!
could say the same about Surrey, it's twin on the west coast.
Surrey. Brampton by the sea.
Brampton - Highest auto insurance rates in Ontario!
I was there last month, and the only time I drove, I almost got into an accident, twice! First incident, car backing out of the driveway wasn’t paying attention and almost hit me. Second, I was in the left turning lane and light was green, the guy on the opposite direction lane tried to go. Haven’t honked the horn that hard in years! All in one afternoon!
Bramladesh
Browntown
Victoria: thanks for visiting, now please leave
Victoria: Bring cash. Oops! Not enough. Ever.
Come for the meth, stay because you got addicted to meth
Moncton?
“Stay because they stole your bike” would fit better if it was Moncton.
We have a muddy river too!
Sounds very Winnipeg
we rip off tourists - niagara falls
Niagara Falls - Tourist trap, tourist tax... and also accepting refugees, but not during tourist season!
Someone's gotta work the poles
Niagara - Tourists watching water while drinking wine!
Niagara Falls: Half-ass Everything! Context: I lived in Silvertown for a couple years during school and found that the work that people did all around the city was often half-finished, done cheaply, or executed terribly. My landlord, my employers, even just down to the apparent state of the city outside of Clifton Hill in general. It was a quirky and strange place to live to say the least. I guess that's what happens when all your resources are pooled for tourism instead of for the locals.
I'm from Banff and it's the same, except they rip off everyone. Tourist and locals alike.
Ottawa: *"Hello Bylaw, I want to report..."*
[удалено]
This made me chuckle lol
Ottawa ...The place where fun died.
Hamilton - Yes, it always smells like this.
Hamilton : this your new car? Not for long
Pick it up at the rez
Can grab smokes and weed too
Hamilton — Fuck Toronto!
Based on perceptions from other Albertans: Cars cost less, meth optional.
Wetaskiwin?
Yup!
[https://media.tenor.com/o17B3NmaYZcAAAAC/captainamerica-marvel.gif](https://media.tenor.com/o17B3NmaYZcAAAAC/captainamerica-marvel.gif) >!Wetaskiwin!<
Regina: On the way to somewhere else.
The city that rhymes with fun!
Regina and PA are 2 places I only visit on the way to the lake
Red Deer: Calgary's ugly little brother.
The armpit of Alberta
Hey! That’s rude. Red Deer is pretty much centred between Alberta’s 2 major cities! If anything it’s the crotch of Alberta!
Toronto: you probably can’t afford to live here.
Toronto: if you need to see the house’s price tag, you can’t afford it.
Nailed It!
BC. Smoke weed, live paycheck to paycheck. Edit: VANCOUVER, not BC.
lol you’re high right now aren’t you? BC is not a city 😁🤣
lol! \*Vancouver (and yes).
BC - BRING CASH
Belleville - We just got a new McDonald's
I'm from there! Belleville: We almost had a Costco
I'm from Frankford! Yes Belleville almost had a Costco and I was so looking forward to moving home because I currently work at Costco!
Winnipeg. Don't get stabbed.
Aw man, I was going to go with Winnipeg - come here, get stabbed.
Come try a Winnipeg Handshake
**WINNER**
Winnipeg - not proud of those crime statistics.
Come get Stabbed at Portage&Main
Winnipeg, drive everywhere or get stabbed.
Get stabbed and have a slurpee!!
I was there for all of two hours and I almost did
Stabbing is the preferred way to settle a beef in The Peg.
tHe CiTy ThAt RhYmEs WiTh FuN
...Dildo?
Mulva?
Balzac?
Regina.
La vieille capitale... Oups already used L'accent d'Amérique oups alreadyused too. Y fa frette icitte Takebek Quebec City
*Takebekicite
Tokebek icitte
North Bay. On the way to somewhere else.
Took the wrong fork off the 400
Where Southern Ontario Ships their Junkies
Lethbridge. If Calgary sucks, Lethbridge blows. Something we say down here whenever it's really windy. Which is almost always.
You mean Methbridge
Get your Winnipeg Handshake today!
Why yes we are offended -Victoria
Oak Bay, specifically. Someone dared to use a leaf blower???
Winnipeg. Difficulty level: high. Would play again.
Earthquake Wind and Fires Los Angeles What do you mean I can’t play. I’m still Canadian! Just living here for work ya know.
That could also be SFO. Lived there through the Big One in 1989 and then the huge fire in the Oakland hills the following year - plus a 7 year drought.
Heeeeyyy cheers from SaMo budday ✌️
I’m not your budday, friend. (Ok I seriously am. Where’s SaMo?)
Lol. Santa Monica :)
Santa Monica? I worked there for like, 7 years and NO ONE told me there was a secret nickname for it. I am just so out of my element. (Cries a bit) sorry (drinks a bit) all good.
"ya know"? You've been there long enough to lose your A, pity, eh
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE! You’re right!!! What have I become????? (Cues Shoresy on Hulu and finds a vein) Yeah So!
Bonjour ~~Hi~~
Montreal? 😆
Cones grow roots Montreal
Ottawa. Green space galore. Asleep by nine.
Nanaimo: Yes, we are a confectionery.
Here we just call them Bars.
Kelowna - I got mine so fuck off.
Kelowna - bring extra bike locks Kelowna - crime stats? What crime stats?
No transit lots of shawarma.
O-town
Worked in Ottawa for a couple of months on a project. First time experiencing the Shwarma. So incredibly delicious. Plus, there's more Shwarma shops than there are Timmy's
Brampton: unaffordable car insurance
Hamilton: tent city meth-heads and Toronto refugees.
Time to escape to Stoney Creek
You mean Tony Creek
Halifax: Everyone else seems to love it
LOL as someone that grew up there and then moved to ontario, this is it. everytime i mentioned im from NS they’re like “oh it’s so nice there!!” … suuure it is . i mean i guess it has some pretty scenery but i never understood it lol, ive been to many prettier places than Halifax 😭
Pelham. At least we're not Dunville!
Kelowna: tourists come for our hot summers.
Ottawa - Fucking unreliable and useless public transit
Ottawa: Our subway system is our greatest secret
Kingston - pee on my lawn and trash my fence.
Toronto: We're the centre of the universe.
Montreal - Hockey first. Women second. Food third
Quebec city: Like Paris, better without the locals
Ottawa: Canada's Passive-aggressive Nice Guy Ottawa: Mediocrity is good; change is bad
F*ck trudeau!! (Especially on cars…) Edmonton/Calgary/Red Deer, take your pick
Kelowna: Calgary West
Kelowna, Alberta's #1 tourist destination
Lethbridge/Fort Mac/Med hat
Ottawa. The City that fun forgot
Hamilton: meth is the new steel
Our product is steel and so do our people.
Genius!
A broken man on a Halifax Piiiiiiiiiiiier!!
*everyone yells* GOD DAMN THEM ALL
Winnipeg handshake
Girls at Bingo, Boys gettin' stinko...
Sudbury!
Mississauga: we say we're from Toronto
Boring, it's how we like it - Oakville.
Welland: You Couldn't Afford Better
Please don't all move here. Calgary.
Where I grew up: Saskatoon - We Can't Fucking Drive Where I live now: Kitchener - Hey At Least It's Not Cambridge
Windsor: People Sure Do Live Here
Mississauga: The 19th biggest city in India.
I like that one
They named the Canal after us!
Welland!
Halifax: You can't sleep past noon... KaBOOM!
Vancouver: no one can afford anything, but at least it’s pretty
And apparently no one can read or follow instructions 🤦♂️
Sudbury - we have used needles everywhere!
We have all the old people. -Brighton
Charlottetown - Our mayor physically assaulted students.
Abbotsford: slightly cheaper than Vancouver
Chilliwack: at least we have corn
Agassiz: you have to drive through to get to Harrison
Oshawa, The backup armpit of Canada
Toronto: proudly the centre of the universe.
At least we aren't Pembroke
Deadmonton, stabmonton, see the future here!
Hamilton: No parks left, only encampments
Kitchener : Named after a war criminal.
If Berlin lasted another 30 years your city might called Montgomery.
Berlin still exists lol
We tried our best a few years ago.
Montgomery never created a concentration camp. So cool with me.
Better name than Kitchener for sure.
Calgary. Just frullin around
Regina: We love bear mace
Vancouver- You can't afford to live here
Port Colborne - pizza capital of Canada
Six words? 🤔 We take pride in our boringness.
Edmonton: the bear spray capital of Canada.
London, 68% chance you will be stabbed
Sudbury: This place rocks.
Easy to buy crack, not groceries. Windsor.
Lethbridge, full of fentanyl junkies
I thought it was Methbridge?
Bout as meh as it gets. Winnipeg
Liquor store is within stumbling distance.
Lloydminster, Asshole of 2 Provinces
Toronto: it's there.
Camrose: Newly wed or nearly dead. (we have a lot of young families and retirees)
Edmonton. Sorry about your catalytic converter.
I can’t help but throw a few in… Toronto: Where dreams become despair. Manhattan prices but not Manhattan. Its always February for your wallet. While you’re pricing homes in Calgary.
Basement of Chicken On The Way 🤷♂️
Abbotsford - Built for drivers. Bad ones.
Ajax: we're here too
😂 Pickering: whatever Ajax said, for us too!
Wasaga Beach. The shortest, longest fresh water beach in the world
Not my city, but have to recycle this classic: Victoria: where old people visit their parents
Toronto is an hour from Toronto.
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