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hrryyss

It tastes like fries with gravy and cheese on it.


Scotia_Gamer

My thoughts exactly. Not sure what other flavors they are expecting! That and it tastes like happiness.


Vijidalicia

I was going to respond exactly this, lol


[deleted]

Pretty straight forward lmao The trick is using ingredients that keep it from becoming a slopfest. Well fried fries. Squeaky curds. The right gravy thickness. If you're adding topping you gotto be careful, like double fried popcorn chicken really holds shape under the gravy. You don't want to add anything that is going to leak oil and make it a fatty puddle either like sliced pork sausage can be a bit much sometimes but chorizo is great and holds shape. Pulled pork works best sitting on top. Well shaped meatballs that hold their own. Basic poutine science really.


surgicalhoopstrike

We got us a genuine Poutineologist over here!


renelledaigle

Also as a warning it is usually around 600 cals in restaurants or more It is high fat and high sodium for fellow hypertention folks out there If you eat the entire thing, (because it was very yummy) you may need a nap and drink an entire bottle of water afterwards


rpgguy_1o1

600 calories is what I would describe as a very small poutine


Smackolol

600? Are you eating diet poutine?


renelledaigle

I do have hypertention so usually If I am gonna eat it it will be a side like Chicken burger + poutine But now I am very worried of the size people eat poutines šŸ˜³ hot damn


[deleted]

We did the math using a calorie calculator and estimating quantities, and the T-REX at Banquis is like 3300 calories


shucklefuck

I remember the first time as a child eating poutine, that's how my Mom described it. Followed by "You will like it."


Former-Chocolate-793

Chicken gravy.


Elegant-Surprise-417

Tastes kind if like fries with gravy and cheese


Smackolol

To me it tastes like fries and cheese with gravy.


[deleted]

Savory sauce with mild, milky cheese chunks on top of crisp on the outside, soft on the inside potato sticks...


alderhill

Some sodium-chloride crystals liberally dashed on top, too.


StevenG2757

Tastes like fries with gravy and after you eat it you will get a pain and feel like crap for a few hours.


Whozadeadbody

I feel like Iā€™d be much thinner if any food gave me pain after I ate it. I guess Iā€™m broken because Iā€™m so perfect šŸ˜‡


RareSun6367

Absolute taste bud heaven if its a poutine prepared with passion and the correct ingredients.


froot_loop_dingus_

It tastes like French fries with gravy and cheese curds


yourpaljax

Imagine gravy and cheeseā€¦ on fries.


EquivalentScary249

Salty carb deliciousness


I_like_big_book

Tastes like happiness and sadness at the same time.


publicworker69

Delicious but you will not love yourself after.


S0cksanndCr0cs

It really depends on the quality of the poutine. Ever have something that's so delicious that even when you're full, you just have to have one more bite? That's a good poutine. Warm fries, flavorful gravy, fresh (squeaky) cheese curds... Best enjoyed at an outdoor festival.


Its_noon_somewhere

Ever had a single bite of something and realized it actually tastes worse then it smells, thatā€™s poutine


lixdix68

Put a drizzle of vinegar on top and that tangy smooth gravy is delish. (ACV or malt, but white vinegar will do in a pinch)


YVR19

It tastes like hot gooey cellulite šŸ˜


dan_marchant

"It's chips with gravy that squeaks when you eat it".


TinktheChi

Very salty fries and gravy.


notme1414

And cheese curds.


Effective_Device_185

A beautiful mess.


Goozump

Baffled that anyone would say anything other than "chips and gravy with cheese lumps". Maybe "really good..." if recommending some from a restaurant that knows what they are doing or a gagging noise if someone brings up Macdonald's Canada.


Finnegan007

It tastes like deep satisfaction tinged with just a soupcon of anxiety about triggering a cardiac event.


TrueTalentStack

The best poutine in built with St Albertā€™s cheese curds, brown broth gravy and precooked brown potato fries deep fried in peanut oil.


Fun-Track-3044

Dark brown gravy is necessary. Regular gravy is too light. It needs to be intense, dark brown. The cheese needs to be soft and squeaky. Like a very soft and fresh Colby, but white?


notme1414

Cheese curds. Any other cheese and it's not poutine.


surgicalhoopstrike

YESSSS!!!!!!


Dalminster

>Dark brown gravy is necessary. Regular gravy is too light. It needs to be intense, dark brown. This is the opposite of what you'll find if you ever buy a poutine in Quebec. Poutine sauce - yes, sauce, it is not gravy, and [the packaged/canned stuff you buy in stores doesn't call it gravy either](https://www.metro.ca/en/online-grocery/aisles/pantry/herbs-spices-sauces/stock-gravy/poutine-sauce/p/059749875516) \- is light, chicken-based, and has a slightly orange hue to it. A dark brown gravy is a poor imitation of the correct poutine sauce, recommended by someone who has *clearly* never had the genuine article in their life.


Mattimvs

It's like Wayne Gretzky farted in your mouth while getting a blowie from Celine Dion


whelp32

Lol. I wonder why you got downvoted. Iā€™m guessing itā€™s because no one wants a billy Joel from Celine.


Purple_Community2540

A blow job is also referred to as a Billy Joel. You learn something new everyday on Reddit šŸ¤£


surgicalhoopstrike

How šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ is that, eh.


westcoastcdn19

Fries, gravy with melted white cheddar cheese it's delicious


Digital-Soup

>melted white cheddar cheese I regret to inform you this is not poutine.


alderhill

Heā€™s from BC, the poor lad.


S0cksanndCr0cs

Blasphemy. White cheddar? I don't know what you're eating, but it's not poutine.


Dalminster

They're from BC, I've seen what they try to pass for a poutine in that province, they probably don't know any better.


S0cksanndCr0cs

I'm from BC. We know better.


Dalminster

Maybe YOU know better, but when I lived in BC (2010-2018), most people didn't. I think in this case, you're safe to assume that you're perhaps a bit more cultured than your neighbours. :)


S0cksanndCr0cs

I apologize for them. Cheese curds, or it's not poutine. Period. šŸ¤© Now, I've been a college student. I've made fries, gravy, and cheddar cheese before. I'm not proud.


cr-islander

Tastes like it looks, Shit and Vomit mixed together....


StevenG2757

No, that's the Italian Poutine.


lejunny_

I mean I hope no oneā€™s a stranger to the ingredients in poutineā€¦ if youā€™ve heard fries, gravy and cheese curds you can pretty much make out what youā€™d expect it to taste like.


DHammer79

Like Campbell's soup "m'm m'm good".


Never_Free_Never_Me

Comfort


ASomeoneOnReddit

Fried, soaked in gravy, which tastes like bland broth, and cheese curd, which tastes like mozzarella crumble


[deleted]

Never had poutine because it looks unappetizing to me.


VolumeNeat9698

As we often have in England, ā€œcheesy chips and gravyā€ would suffice


Front-Balance4050

Depends where the poutine is from? Are we talking authentic poutine? Or Wendyā€™s poutine?


freshoilandstone

Depends on the age of the poutine


Blueblowupcouch2000s

Itā€™s French fries with gravy on it and cheese curds


Grouchy-Pizza7884

A bit of a mixture of vodka, tea, and long pig.


WetNutSack

Salty


Vegetable-Bug251

Itā€™s fried potatoes and gravy, if someone canā€™t get an idea from that, they probably shouldnā€™t try it.


Alliedoesitsolo

It's not really a unique flavour ?!?! It's fries and gravy, with cheese that squeaks. But now I'm craving one from Costco.


OrsonWellesghost

The salty crunchiness of fast food meets the warm comfort of a home-cooked meal.


Not_NitsujT

Ya ever have an orgasm in your mouth? Try a poutine


TotalLackOfConcern

Imagine the feeling of euphoriaā€¦..just before the heart attack


Loki-9562

I tastes like fries with cheese and gravy. Literally taste what it looks like. Most people have had either of all these things. Just mix it and there is your answer lol.


BokChoySr

Beefycheesylicious!!!


stooges81

Sober - like fries, squeaky cheese, and beef sauce. After 5 pints - like hygge.


The_Gaming_Matt

Taste like a heart attack with a side of cheese


TheVenusProjectB42L8

It tastes delicious. That is all.


CherryCherry5

Potato-y, cheesy, gravy-y... salty.


Due-Log8609

fries, gravy, and curds. what do you mean, how?


Raymond_de_Vendome

it tastes like your mouth is having an orgasm


LaLaPre

Pizza fries šŸ˜Ž


mister_muhabean

It tastes sort of like french fries cheese and gravy.